1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
2. - IT'S ALIVE!Copy !req
3. - MATTHEW, TIME FOR DINNER!Copy !req
4. - THAT WAS GREAT, GUYS.
LET'S TAKE 5.Copy !req
5. - WOW! IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.Copy !req
6. - THIS COMEBACK
IS GONNA BE DA BOMB!Copy !req
7. - I'M GETTING A BOTTLE OF WATER.Copy !req
8. DO YOU DUDES WANT ANY?Copy !req
9. - BRING ME A GLASS FILLED WITHCopy !req
10. ONE-HALF CRISTAL, ONE-HALF
BELUGA CAVIAR.Copy !req
11. - I DON'T THINK
WE HAVE THAT.Copy !req
12. - WOW, JUSTIN'S
REALLY CHANGED, DUDE.Copy !req
13. - THE YAKUZA!Copy !req
14. - WE WARN YOU ONCE, N'SYNC!Copy !req
15. NOW WE WARN YOU AGAIN—Copy !req
16. WITH DEATH!Copy !req
17. - OW!Copy !req
18. - AAH! HOLD UP!Copy !req
19. YOU SHOT ME!Copy !req
20. - HEY, THEY WERE OUT
OF BELUGA CAVIAR,Copy !req
21. BUT THEY HAD SOME NICE SEVRUGA—Copy !req
22. OH, NO!Copy !req
23. DON'T SHOOT!
DON'T SHOOT!Copy !req
24. - WE WOULD NOT
WASTE OUR BULLETSCopy !req
25. ON A SIMPLE ROADIE.Copy !req
26. - ROADIE?Copy !req
27. I'M IN THE BAND!Copy !req
28. - OH, MY BROTHERS!Copy !req
29. I SWEAR I WILL AVENGE YOU—Copy !req
30. BUT HOW?Copy !req
31. "YAKUZA INVITATIONAL
MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT...Copy !req
32. ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!"Copy !req
33. HOW UNLIKELY?Copy !req
34. BUT PERFECT!Copy !req
35. - YOU CAN'T ENTER
THAT TOURNAMENTCopy !req
36. WITHOUT THE PROPER SKILLS,
FAT ONE.Copy !req
37. - AND WILL YOU TRAIN ME,
MR. MIYAGI?Copy !req
38. - FIRST OF ALL, I'M
PAT-EFFING-MORITA, YOU NUT SACK!Copy !req
39. SECOND OF ALL, YOU'RE
TOO OLD FOR THE TRAINING.Copy !req
40. - SO WAS I...Copy !req
41. IF YOU'LL REMEMBER.Copy !req
42. - DANIEL-SAN, I THOUGHT
I SMELLED FAILURE.Copy !req
43. THAT TOILET'S NOT GOING
TO UNPLUG ITSELF!Copy !req
44. FIRST LESSON!Copy !req
45. - LET'S WARM UP WITH
SOME STRETCHES FIRST.Copy !req
46. - COME HERE, YOU.Copy !req
47. - OK, LET'S SET SOME
GROUND RULES HERE—Copy !req
48. I REALLY DON'T THINK
I'M LEARNING ANYTHING.Copy !req
49. OH, MY GOD! I'M ON FIRE!Copy !req
50. - READY? BEGIN.Copy !req
51. - TOTALLY AWESOME!Copy !req
52. - ATTACK!
- TUBULAR!Copy !req
53. - RADICAL!
- AWESOME!Copy !req
54. - REAGANOMICS!Copy !req
55. - THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!Copy !req
56. - TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS, FAT ONE.Copy !req
57. ONLY ONE OF THESE TURTLES
IS PLAYED BY COREY FELDMAN.Copy !req
58. TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.Copy !req
59. COREY FELDMAN.Copy !req
60. TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.Copy !req
61. COREY FELDMAN.Copy !req
62. - PIZZA IS RADICAL!Copy !req
63. - MASTER SPLINTER IS WAY COOL!Copy !req
64. - TURTLE POWER, DUDE!Copy !req
65. - CLEAN, SOBER,
BACK ON TELEVISION—Copy !req
66. THINGS ARE LOOKIN' UP
FOR THE FELDMEISTER!Copy !req
67. - HYAH!Copy !req
68. - DANIEL-SAN!Copy !req
69. CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 5!Copy !req
70. - THERE ARE 42 PRESSURE POINTS
ON THE HUMAN BODYCopy !req
71. WHICH RESULT IN DEATH.Copy !req
72. I WILL SHOW YOU 41.Copy !req
73. THE 42nd I MAY SOMEDAY
NEED TO USE ON YOU.Copy !req
74. HYAH!
- MY SPLEEN!Copy !req
75. - HYAH!
- OOF!Copy !req
76. - NOW, I MUST INTRODUCE
BADTZ MARU TO HIS GOD.Copy !req
77. FAREWELL.Copy !req
78. - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.Copy !req
79. OMM...Copy !req
80. - GOOD LUCK, FAT ONE.Copy !req
81. - YOU WON'T BE BY MY SIDE?Copy !req
82. - THE TRUE TEST OF A WARRIOR
IS TO GO IT ALONE.Copy !req
83. BESIDES, I GOT A DUMP BREWINGCopy !req
84. THAT COULD CHOKE A MONKEY.Copy !req
85. - CAN JOEY SURVIVE
THE TOURNAMENT?Copy !req
86. WILL N'SYNC BE AVENGED?Copy !req
87. DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?Copy !req
88. FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...Copy !req
89. "ENTER THE FAT ONE!"Copy !req
90. - HA HA HA!
I'M GONNA GET YA!Copy !req
91. - PIZZA DELIVERY!Copy !req
92. - IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY
I COULD PAY FOR THIS?Copy !req
93. - HOW CONVENIENT.Copy !req
94. - YEAH!Copy !req
95. I'LL DO IT HAWAIIAN STYLE
TO YOU, SWEETIE.Copy !req
96. - POOL GUY!Copy !req
97. - COME IN!Copy !req
98. - TAKE MY HAM
AND CHEESY GOODNESS!Copy !req
99. - AY-AY-YI!
THAT'S GOOD!Copy !req
100. - PLUMBER!Copy !req
101. THE DOOR WAS OPEN, SO I—WOW!Copy !req
102. - DO IT! OH, YEAH!Copy !req
103. - I'M SNAKING THE DRAIN!Copy !req
104. - OOH!
- YEAH, PLUNGE IT!Copy !req
105. WE ARE ALL HAVING SEX...Copy !req
106. TOGETHER!Copy !req
107. - SERIOUSLY, THAT'S $12.99
FOR THAT PIZZA.Copy !req
108. - DAMN...Copy !req
109. JONATHAN IS REALLY TASTY.Copy !req
110. - AY!Copy !req
111. - AY! MADRE DE DIOS!Copy !req
112. - DIFFERENT!Copy !req
113. D-I-F-R—Copy !req
114. - YOU BLEW IT, GIRL!Copy !req
115. - OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T!Copy !req
116. - YOU WRONG, GIRL!Copy !req
117. - YOU STEPPED IN IT, GIRL!Copy !req
118. - SEE YA!Copy !req
119. - THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.Copy !req
120. BIG FINISH.Copy !req
121. WHAT A TWIST!Copy !req
122. - M. NIGHT! IN THE PANTRY!Copy !req
123. - DUDE!Copy !req
124. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
125. I JUST WANTED TO BORROW
A CUP OF SUGAR!Copy !req
126. - WHAT A TWIST!Copy !req
127. - WE NEEDED THE SUGARCopy !req
128. BECAUSE WE'RE BAKING A CAKE
FOR A FANCY PARTY.Copy !req
129. - AND YOU'RE INVITED,
SHYAMABAMA FAMILY!Copy !req
130. - DELIGHTFUL!Copy !req
131. LET ME JUST CHANGE INTO
MY GOOD SUIT!Copy !req
132. - OH, HONEY...Copy !req
133. YOUR GOOD SUIT
IS AT THE CLEANERS.Copy !req
134. - WHAT A TWIST!Copy !req
135. - SHYAMAMALANAN FAMILY,
MEET OUR CHEF.Copy !req
136. - I CAN'T WAIT TO SERVE YOU!Copy !req
137. - "SERVE US?"Copy !req
138. YOU MEAN SERVE US
FOR THE MAIN COURSE?Copy !req
139. AS IN EAT US?Copy !req
140. - LET'S DANCE!Copy !req
141. - WHAT A TWIST!Copy !req
142. - YEAH, YEAH.
ONE MORE! ONE MORE!Copy !req
143. - WHO DIDN'T USE
A MITER JOINTCopy !req
144. ON THIS JACK-IN-THE-BOX?Copy !req
145. OW!Copy !req
146. - OW!Copy !req
147. WHY?Copy !req
148. - AND NOW,
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION!Copy !req
149. - I'M JOEY FATONE!Copy !req
150. I'M HERE TO AVENGE THE DEATH OF
MY BAND MATES!Copy !req
151. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!Copy !req
152. HERE IS SIGN-UP SHEET.Copy !req
153. YOU GO 14th IN LINE.Copy !req
154. ALSO, WE GONNA NEED A PHOTOCOPY
OF YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
155. THERE'S SODA IN THE GREEN ROOM,Copy !req
156. AND SOME BROKEN GLASS IF YOU
WANT TO ROLL YOUR HANDS IN GLUE.Copy !req
157. - THANKS.Copy !req
158. I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
159. I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
160. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
161. IT'S... IT'S!Copy !req
162. - HONG KONG PHOOEY!Copy !req
163. - NUMBER ONE SUPER GUY!Copy !req
164. - HYAH!Copy !req
165. OOH! LOOK WHAT I GOT HERE!Copy !req
166. WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?Copy !req
167. COME ON. GET IT,
GET IT, GET IT!Copy !req
168. LOOK!Copy !req
169. - HUH?Copy !req
170. - HYAH!Copy !req
171. - I NEED THOSE.Copy !req
172. HEY, WAIT! OH! WAIT!Copy !req
173. - OOH!Copy !req
174. YOU GOT SAME TATTOO!Copy !req
175. - BAM!Copy !req
176. - HEY, JOEY!Copy !req
177. YOU CAN DO IT!Copy !req
178. - ENOUGH!Copy !req
179. - BRITNEY SPEARS?Copy !req
180. BUT WHY WOULD YOU KILL N'SYNC?Copy !req
181. - N'SYNC?Copy !req
182. NO, I KILLED REO SPEEDWAGON.Copy !req
183. I HATE THOSE GUYS.Copy !req
184. - ACTUALLY...
- REALLY?Copy !req
185. LOOKS LIKE I GOT SOME UNFINISHED
BUSINESS WITH REO SPEEDWAGON.Copy !req
186. BEAT IT, FAT ONE.Copy !req
187. - YOU WAIT!Copy !req
188. - WHAT?Copy !req
189. - MY NAME IS JOEY FATONE.Copy !req
190. YOU KILLED MY BAND MATES.Copy !req
191. PREPARE TO DIE.Copy !req
192. - NOT SO FAST, FAT ONE.Copy !req
193. MEET MY HOME GIRLS,
CHRISTINA AGUILERA,Copy !req
194. AVRIL LAVIGNE,Copy !req
195. JESSICA SIMPSON,Copy !req
196. JESSICA SIMPSON'S SISTER.Copy !req
197. - I'M ASHLEE.Copy !req
198. SHH! THE BIG KIDS ARE TALKING.Copy !req
199. 5 CHICKS? I THINK I CAN—Copy !req
200. TOGETHER, WE'RE MORE POWERFUL
THAN WE EVER WERE SEPARATELY!Copy !req
201. KIND OF LIKE DOING
ONE BIG STADIUM TOURCopy !req
202. INSTEAD OF A BUNCH OF STUPID
MALL TOURS!Copy !req
203. ENUCK-CHUK!Copy !req
204. - I'M FINISHED.Copy !req
205. - DON'T WORRY, JOEY.Copy !req
206. - WE'LL HELP YOU.Copy !req
207. - ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!Copy !req
208. - REAGANOMICS!Copy !req
209. - OF COURSE!Copy !req
210. TOGETHER, WE'RE STRONGER
THAN WE EVER WERE SOLO!Copy !req
211. RIGHT, JUSTIN?Copy !req
212. - WELL, UH...Copy !req
213. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
214. - OH, YEAH!Copy !req
215. - HERE WE GO!Copy !req
216. I'M DOING MY THING!Copy !req
217. DON'T YOU TEAR UP MY HEART!Copy !req
218. - GOD SHOULD HAVE SPENT
A LITTLE MORE TIME ON YOU!Copy !req
219. - OW, MY BOOB!Copy !req
220. - YEAH! ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
221. - BYE, BYE, BYE.Copy !req
222. - NICELY DONE, FAT ONE.Copy !req
223. NOW YOUR MIND AND BODYCopy !req
224. TRULY "IN SYNC."Copy !req
225. - THAT'S HOW Y'ALL
ENDIN' THE SHOW?Copy !req
226. THAT JOKE SUCKED!Copy !req
227. THIS WHOLE EPISODE
SUCKED, Y'ALL!Copy !req
228. NOW, I'M GONNA KILL JOEY!Copy !req
229. HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
230. MAN, IT'S HOT IN THIS BOX!Copy !req
231. OH, I HATE YOU, JOEY FATONE!Copy !req
232. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
233. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
234. - ONLY ONE OF THESE TURTLES
IS PLAYED BY FORCORY—Copy !req
235. FOR FORY CLEL—Copy !req
236. CLORY FLU—CLORIS LEACHMAN.Copy !req