Robot Chicken 1x19

Directed by

Macaulay Culkin as Dean Devlin / Sponge

Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich re-make Godzilla...again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears. Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Pinhead, Ghostface and Michael Myers sign on for the reality show "Big Brother".

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1. - IT'S ALIVE!

2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. - THAT BETTER NOT BE POO.

4. - HA HA HA HA HA!

5. THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO VOTE FOR NADER!

6. HA HA HA HA—HUH?

7. WHAT THE HELL?

8. - I GOT LAID! I GOT LAID!

9. I GOT LAID!

10. - WHAT CAN I SAY? NERDS ARE HOT.

11. - GONNA TELL THE INTERNET. LAID! LAID! LAID!

12. L-A-Y-E-D! LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID!

13. - MMM. HOT.

14. - SIMON SAYS... GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.

15. - YAY!

16. - YOU KNOW, MOVIE PRODUCER DEAN DEVLIN,

17. I ALWAYS FELT BAD ABOUT SCREWING MILLIONS OF MOVIEGOERS

18. OUT OF THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY

19. WITH THAT STEAMING PILE OF CRAP WE MADE CALLED "GODZILLA."

20. - I KNOW, ROLAND EMMERICH. WE SHOULD TOTALLY REMAKE IT.

21. - A REMAKE OF A REMAKE?

22. - BRILLIANT!

23. - THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!

24. RUN! RUN!

25. - AAH!

26. - WHEW.

27. - WE GAVE YOU JERKS $150 MILLION TO REMAKE "GODZILLA"

28. AND YOU GAVE US A STEAMING PILE OF CRAP!

29. AGAIN!

30. - YES!

31. - THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR

32. IS FEAR ITSELF.

33. - AND SPIDERS.

34. - WELL, YES, AND SPIDERS. THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING.

35. - AND SNAKES.

36. - YES, SNAKES, TOO.

37. - AND DON'T FORGET WEREWOLVES.

38. - THERE IS NO SUCH THING.

39. - OOH! YEAH! FUN! YEAH! AHAAA!

40. AAAAH!

41. - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'VE GOT A WHOLE LOT OF

42. 2005 VEHICLES THAT MUST BE SOLD,

43. THANKS TO CRAZY DAVY'S CHAPTER 11 DEBT RESTRUCTURING.

44. YUP, THERE GO MY WIFE AND KIDS. I WON'T BE SEEING THEM AGAIN.

45. CRAZY DAVY'S CIRCLING THE BOWL, FOLKS.

46. HELL, JUST BEND CRAZY DAVY OVER THE HOOD OF THIS FINE LUXURY SEDAN

47. AND CORNHOLE HIM TILL YOU'RE SATISFIED.

48. AND AS A SPECIAL BONUS, IF YOU FIND MY BRAINS ON YOUR WINDSHIELD,

49. YOU CAN HAVE MY DOG!

50. WELL, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

51. - OK, SO THE ONLY THINGS WE HAVE TO FEAR

52. ARE SPIDERS, SNAKES, WEREWOLVES, SHARKS, DYING ALONE,

53. ZOMBIES, CLOWNS, HEIGHTS, BIG DOGS, ROBOTS WITH HUMAN BRAINS,

54. JOHNSON'S WIFE, AND FEAR ITSELF.

55. - MAN, MY LIFE SUCKS.

56. I HATE WORKING AT THE STUPID ARCHERY RANGE.

57. OH, WHAT—WHERE AM I?

58. - YOU'RE IN PURGATORY, DOUG.

59. SPIN THE WHEEL OF REINCARNATION.

60. - OH, BOY. I HOPE I LAND ON KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S UNDERWEAR.

61. - EVERYONE WISHES FOR THAT ONE.

62. - HUGGYTIME BEAR?

63. WHERE AM I?

64. HOLY ASS CRACKERS!

65. - WELCOME! WE'RE THE HUGGYTIME BEARS,

66. AND WE SHALL CALL YOU DOUG-A-LOT BEAR.

67. - WHAT THE IS A HUGGYTIME BEAR?

68. - WE SPREAD PEACE AND LOVE WITH OUR SPECIAL POWERS.

69. - AH...

70. - LET'S GO SPREAD JOY TO CHILDREN!

71. - OH, MAN, I WISH I LANDED ON KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S UNDERWEAR.

72. - UH, PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT AROUND THE CHILDREN.

73. - I FEEL SAD.

74. - YEAH, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT GAY.

75. - MAYBE WE CAN HELP!

76. - THE HUGGYTIME BEARS!

77. - GET READY FOR SOME FUN AND LOVE, EVERY—AAH!

78. - WHAT? HIS NAME WAS SHAMROCK BEAR.

79. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY IRISH AND, THEREFORE, DRUNK.

80. AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?

81. - THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE.

82. - BRING OUT THE GIMP!

83. - NO, DOOON'T!

84. NO! - OH, MY GOSH, I'VE SHOT YOU.

85. - KEIRA KNIGHTLEY?

86. - SHH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

87. THE PARAMEDICS WILL BE HERE SOON.

88. - HA HA.

89. I WAS ALMOST YOUR UNDERWEAR, YOU KNOW.

90. - HA HA, JERKASS.

91. - I GOT YOU, TIMMY.

92. - I—I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS AND LEGS.

93. - PREVIOUSLY ON "BIG BROTHER,"

94. A PRACTICAL JOKE WAR RESULTED IN HURT FEELINGS.

95. - OH!

96. - GHOSTFACE'S LAUNDRY DEBACLE

97. EARNED HIM THE WRATH OF FREDDY.

98. - AW, WHERE THE HELL'S MY SWEATER?

99. - CHILL OUT. IT'S IN THE DRYER.

100. - YOU FOOL! THE LABEL CLEARLY SAYS PERMANENT PRESS.

101. - IT SAYS, WHOEVER REACHES THE KITTEN FIRST

102. WILL WIN THE GOLDEN POWER OF VITO.

103. - COMPETITION WAS FIERCE,

104. BUT IT WAS LEATHERFACE WHO STOOD VICTORIOUS.

105. AS A RESULT, IT WAS MICHAEL AND GHOSTFACE

106. WHO FOUND THEMSELVES ON THE BLOCK.

107. - OHH!

108. - WHO WILL BE EVICTED? FIND OUT LIVE, TONIGHT.

109. - IF GHOSTFACE GOT VOTED OUT,

110. THAT WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE.

111. YOU GET IT?

112. A DREAM?

113. I KILL PEOPLE IN THEIR NIGHTMARES, MAN.

114. THAT'S WHAT I DO. IT'S MY THING.

115. - LAST WEEK, AMERICA VOTED ONLINE

116. TO DECIDE WHICH HOUSEGUEST WOULD GET TO CALL HOME

117. ON A T-MOBILE CELL PHONE.

118. TONIGHT, WE HAVE THE RESULTS.

119. AND THE WINNER IS... GHOSTFACE!

120. - AMERICA MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE,

121. GIVING THE CALL TO GHOSTFACE.

122. OF COURSE, I WOULD'VE CALLED MY MUM.

123. TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU, MUM.

124. - HELLO?

125. - I SEE YOU MAKING POPCORN.

126. - WHO IS THIS? - I SAW THE "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" SEQUEL.

127. THAT WAS A PIECE OF CRAP! HA HA! - I'M HANGING UP!

128. - FIGHTING BOREDOM IS THE HARDEST PART

129. OF LIVING IN THE "BIG BROTHER" HOUSE.

130. - IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,

131. THE ANSWER WAS "THE DA VINCI CODE."

132. - IT'S TIME TO DECIDE WHICH HOUSEGUEST GETS EVICTED.

133. MICHAEL, GHOSTFACE, YOU MAY NOW PLEAD YOUR CASE.

134. - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT REAL,

135. AND I WILL TREASURE THE FRIENDSHIPS I HAVE MADE IN THIS HOUSE

136. MY WHOLE LIFE.

137. BUT IF IT'S MY TIME TO GO, HEY, NO HARD FEELINGS. I—

138. - YOUR TURN, MICHAEL.

139. - STOP THAT. STOP IT!

140. - THE VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST,

141. AND THE NEXT HOUSEGUEST EVICTED FROM "BIG BROTHER" IS... MICHAEL.

142. MICHAEL MYERS. THEY JUST KICKED YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE.

143. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

144. - I FEEL RANDY, BABY, YEAH!

145. WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT! - OH! OW! OW!

146. STOP STABBING ME! OW!

147. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

148. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

149. - BOCK.