Robot Chicken 4x9

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A girl's father becomes obsessed with her own favorite anime show: Inuyasha. The Giving Tree has much to give. Punky Brewster discovers boys, leaving Glomer forgotten and alone in his closet. Stephen King meets his new neighbor, Dean Koontz. Black Manta narrates a story about the Joker's life in prison in "The Arkham Redemption."

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> NICE WANG!

4. >> NICE POODLE!

5. >> NICE PRETZEL!

6. >> COME ON, HONEY.

7. THE RED WINGS GAME IS ON.

8. >> NO, DAD.

9. I'M WATCHING "INUYASHA."

10. >> KAGOME, YOU LOOK SIMILAR TO KIKYO.

11. >> INUYASHA, I AM JUST A SCHOOLGIRL.

12. >> CURSE KAEDE'S MAGIC!

13. WITHOUT THE JEWEL OF THE FOUR SOULS, I'LL NEVER BECOME A FULL

14. DEMON!

15. >> WHAT...

16. THE...

17. >> DAD, SHUSH!

18. >> >> KIKYO SHOT ME WITH AN ARROW

19. WHEN I TRIED TO STEAL THE JEWEL.

20. >> I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE THE JEWEL.

21. >> I'M NOT A DOG, ALTHOUGH I DO LIFT MY LEG TO PEE SOMETIMES.

22. >> YOU DO INDEED LOOK LIKE A DOG.

23. SIT, BOY.

24. ODDLY ENOUGH, I ALSO LIFT MY LEG TO PEE, ALTHOUGH YOU WOULDN'T

25. THINK SO.

26. >> NOW THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE.

27. >> WAIT, IT'S OVER?

28. WHEN'S IT ON AGAIN?

29. >> AH, STUPID ADULT SWIM ONLY PLAYS IT ON SATURDAYS NOW.

30. >> WHAT?

31. I'M NOT WAITING A WHOLE WEEK TO FIND OUT WHETHER

32. INUYASHA AND KAGOME GET TOGETHER!

33. COME ON!

34. BEST BUY'S CLOSED.

35. MAYBE TARGET'S STILL OPEN.

36. >> DAD, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY WEIRDING ME OUT.

37. DAD, I WANT TO WATCH "GOSSIP GIRL."

38. >> SHH! "INUYASHA'S" ON!

39. >> I KNOW IT'S ON!

40. YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE DVDs FOR EIGHT HOURS!

41. >> HONEY, DID YOU GO TO WORK TODAY?

42. >> YEP.

43. >> NO, YOU DIDN'T!

44. >> I MEANT MY LIFE'S WORK.

45. >> DO YOU LIKE THE MEAT LOAF, DEAR?

46. >> I'M PRETENDING IT'S DEMON FOOD, SINCE I'M HALF-DEMON.

47. >> OH, BARRY.

48. >> CALL ME "INUYASHA."

49. >> YES, INUYASHA!

50. >> YEAH, KAGOME!

51. I'M GIVING IT TO YOU, KAGOME!

52. >> DO ME, INUYASHA!

53. >> OH, I'M DOING YOU, KAGOME!

54. >> >> HONEY, THE RED WINGS ARE ON.

55. >> DAD, PLEASE JUST LET ME WATCH "GOSSIP GIRL."

56. >> OOH, WHO'S THAT?

57. IS THAT BOY GOING STEADY WITH THAT GIRL?

58. I COULD REALLY GET INTO THIS SHOW.

59. >> AAH!

60. >> ... WITH TWO MINUTES LEFT...

61. >> AND DAD WINS.

62. >> I'M HUNGRY, GIVING TREE.

63. >> TAKE ONE OF MY APPLES, GARY.

64. >> THANKS.

65. IT'S HOT, TOO.

66. MM, A LITTLE — LITTLE TO THE

67. RIGHT.

68. I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME, AND SHE SAID YES, GIVING TREE.

69. WE ARE GONNA NEED A HOUSE.

70. >> PROBABLY.

71. >> SO, CAN I, YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE, UH...

72. >> TAKE MY BRANCHES?

73. >> THANKS!

74. >> WAIT, THAT WAS A QUESTION, NOT A STATEMENT!

75. OH! THAT'S MY LEFT BRANCH!

76. THAT HURTS!

77. >> GIVING TREE, MY FAMILY HAS GROWN.

78. I WANT TO ADD AN ADDITION TO MY HOUSE.

79. >> AH, GOOD FOR YOU.

80. >> COME ON.

81. YOU'RE THE GIVING TREE.

82. >> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.

83. >> GREAT!

84. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW I'VE BEEN HAVING TERMITE PROBLEMS.

85. >> OH, REALLY?

86. >> YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, MY COUSIN ACROSS THE FIELD IS

87. ANOTHER GIVING TREE.

88. >> OH, THANKS.

89. YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIVING TREE.

90. HEY, WHAT'S UP?

91. YOU'RE ANOTHER GIVING TREE?

92. I JUST WANT TO GET — OW!

93. WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF MY PANTS?

94. >> DID I SAY GIVING TREE?

95. I MEANT RAPING TREE.

96. BUT I'M SURE HE'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING, LIKE A BIG, THICK

97. STICK UP YOUR FAT ASS.

98. >> OH, LOOK, KIDS.

99. LUCKY HAD A LITTER OF KITTENS.

100. >> MM. CONGRATULATIONS.

101. ANYONE GOING TO FREAK IF I EAT

102. THE AFTERBIRTH?

103. >> AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER.

104. >> THUNDER!

105. THUNDER!

106. THUNDER!

107. >> AND NOW SPORTS.

108. >> SO, YOU SEE, NO ONE STABBED YOU IN THE VAGINA, PUNKY.

109. YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW.

110. ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

111. >> I GUESS IT IS, HENRY. THANKS.

112. >> WELL, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM WITH THE DOOR LOCKED.

113. >> I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE!

114. READY FOR ANOTHER MAGICAL ADVENTURE?

115. >> MM, NOT TODAY, GLOMER.

116. >> DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK FOR RAINBOWS IN THE MARSHMALLOW

117. CLOUDS?

118. >> I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE,

119. GLOMER.

120. MAYBE I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE MALL.

121. >> CAN I STAY OUT HERE?

122. IT'S DARK IN THE CLOSET.

123. >> HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET, GLOMER!

124. >> >> OH, MY GOD, AND DID YOU SEE

125. HOW RICKY LOOKED AT ME?

126. EEEEEE! HE'S SO CUTE!

127. >> PLEASE, PUNKY.

128. >> UGH! I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

129. WHAT?

130. >> IF I MAKE YOU A POT OF GOLD, CAN

131. I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?

132. >> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HIM!

133. >> SO HUNGRY.

134. >> AH, WHY AREN'T THEY GROWING?

135. [ DING! ] >> PUNKY, IS THAT YOU?

136. >> RICKY SAID I WAS FLAT, GLOMER.

137. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME BOOBS.

138. >> YOU KILLED ME, PUNKY.

139. I'LL NEVER SEE CHAUNDOON AGAIN.

140. I'M DYING.

141. >> NOT BEFORE YOU MAKE MY CHEST BIGGER!

142. YOU HEAR ME, GLOMER?

143. GLOMER!

144. >>

145. >> YES!

146. WAIT, WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

147. >> CHOKE ON IT, BITCH.

148. HENRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-!

149. >> HI.

150. I'M LOOKING FOR MY BLIND DATE.

151. HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A YELLOW FACE WITH A RED MASK.

152. SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY SEXY.

153. >> AHH, AN EVENING DEVOID OF NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES.

154. >> WELL, HEY THERE, KINGSY!

155. >> AAH! DEAN KOONTZ?

156. >> THAT'S ME.

157. HOPE YOU LIKE CHILLS OF THAT CALIBER 'CAUSE OLD KOONTZY JUST

158. BOUGHT A PLACE DOWN THE ROAD.

159. OF COURSE, IT AIN'T QUITE AS NICE AS YOUR HOUSE —

160. FOUNDATION'S A LITTLE CREAKY, DOESN'T REALLY HOLD WATER, BUT

161. SAME NEIGHBORHOOD, RIGHT?

162. OOH, GOT AN iPOD, EH?

163. OLD KOONTZY WENT WITH THE ZUNE — ALMOST AS GOOD, NOT

164. QUITE AS WELL-REVIEWED, DOESN'T QUITE GET THE SHELF SPACE AN

165. iPOD DOES, BUT IT COSTS THE SAME, WHICH IS WEIRD.

166. >> YEAH.

167. >> ALWAYS ROOM FOR SECOND-BEST, I SAY.

168. SO, YOU GOT A CAR THAT LOOKS

169. JUST LIKE CHRISTINE?

170. A LOT OF ICONIC IMAGES IN YOUR BOOKS, BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

171. ALL THAT.

172. OLD KOONTZY TAKES THE BUS — NOT QUITE AS FUN GETTING FROM "A" TO

173. "B," BUT IT'S AN EASY RIDE.

174. >> HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WHERE I LIVE?

175. >> HEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A KOONTZY/KING COLLABO?

176. "KOONTZY AND KING" — THAT'S GOT A NICE RING TO IT.

177. >> THIS CONVERSATION'S OVER.

178. >> NOW, HOLD ON, KINGSY.

179. YOU JUST LET OLD KOONTZY WORRY ABOUT THE ENDING.

180. I DON'T WANT THE KOONTZY/KING COLLABO ENDING WITH A GIANT

181. FRICKIN' SPIDER.

182. >> OH, IT WON'T.

183. >> >> LOOKS LIKE YOUR EVIL CAR

184. KILLED ANOTHER ONE, MR. KING.

185. >> WHAT A TRAGEDY.

186. WE'VE LOST ONE OF AMERICA'S...

187. AUTHORS.

188. >> NO USE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT

189. THE SUPERNATURAL, RIGHT, OFFICERS?

190. >> OF COURSE, MR. KING.

191. HAVE A NICE DAY.

192. >> WELCOME TO "AMERICAN

193. CROSSING THE BORDER."

194. OUR CONTESTANT TODAY IS PABLO.

195. IF YOU GET PAST THE GLADIATORS AND BUST THROUGH THE WALL AT THE

196. FAR END, WELL, BROTHER, THEN YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE

197. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

198. >> BUENO.

199. >> IS THE CONTESTANT READY?

200. >> Sí.

201. >> ARE THE GLADIATORS READY?

202. >> READY!

203. >> LET'S DO IT!

204. >> GO!

205. >> YOU HAD THIS COMING!

206. >> LET'S DO IT!

207. >> AY, MADRE DE DIOS.

208. >> I'M A PRO!

209. >> LET'S DO IT!

210. >> OHH!

211. MI SACO DE AMOR — HAY ESTALLADO.

212. >> LET'S DO IT!

213. >> OHH!

214. >> YEAH, DON'T THROW THAT BALL!

215. I DON'T PLAY FETCH, MAN!

216. >> I'M SORRY, AMIGO.

217. YOU FOUGHT WELL, BUT YOU JUST WEREN'T UP TO SNUFF AGAINST THE

218. AMERICAN GLADIATORS.

219. >> SI.

220. >> SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEND YOU BACK HOME.

221. HASTA LUEGO.

222. BRING IT OUT, BOYS!

223. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.

224. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON "AMERICAN GLADIATORS: CROSSING

225. THE BORDER."

226. >> >> I LOVE GEOGRAPHY DAY.

227. I GOT ITALY.

228. >> I GOT RUSSIA.

229. >> I GOT IRAQ.

230. >> A JOKER CAME TO ARKHAM ASYLUM IN

231. THE SUMMER OF AUGHT NINE.

232. I KNOW AS MUCH BECAUSE I REMEMBER THINKING, "THAT IS THE

233. WHITEST SON OF A BITCH I HAVE EVER SEEN."

234. HE HAD A FUNNY WAY ABOUT HIM — NOT "HA HA" FUNNY, MORE

235. "STAB STAB" FUNNY.

236. >> WELCOME BACK TO ARKHAM'S TOP 40.

237. THE RIDDLER WRITES, "JOKER, CAN YOU PLEASE PLAY

238. 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?'"

239. WELL, RIDDLER, HERE'S YOUR DEATH-ROW

240. DEDICATION.

241. >> YES!

242. >> HE EVEN FOUND A WAY TO FOOL THE SODOMITES.

243. >> COME HERE, JOKER.

244. I'M GONNA FILL THAT BALLOON UP REAL GOOD.

245. >> AND DESPITE APPEARANCES, WE BECAME FRIENDS.

246. >> I HEAR YOU'RE A MAN WHO CAN GET THINGS.

247. >> WELL, THAT DEPENDS.

248. >> I NEED A LARGE POSTER OF PHYLLIS DILLER.

249. >> THAT MAY TAKE TIME.

250. >> TIME'S THE ONE THING I'VE GOT.

251. WELL, THAT AND DEMENTIA.

252. >> SCARECROW, CHECK.

253. TWO-FACE, CHECK.

254. JOKER...

255. JOKER, YOU BETTER BE SICK OR DEAD IN THERE, I YOU

256. NOT!

257. >> I REMEMBER THINKING IT WOULD TAKE A MAN 100 YEARS TO TUNNEL

258. OUT OF ARKHAM.

259. >> WHAT THE HELL?

260. >> THE JOKER DID IT IN JUST TWO DAYS.

261. CLEARLY, I GOTS TROUBLE WITH THE

262. MATH.

263. >> THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THE SEWER LINE, HUH, JOKER?

264. NOT WITH THE BATMAN ON YOUR TAIL.

265. OH, IT SMELLS LIKE

266. "BATMAN FOREVER"!

267. >> SUCKER!

268. >> BUT WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT THE JOKER HADN'T ACTUALLY

269. LEFT YET.

270. >> BUFFALO WINGS, DO YOUR THING.

271. >> UH, HELLO, THERE'S A MAN DOWN HERE.

272. PLEASE DON'T FLUSH ANYTHING FOR A WHILE.

273. >> OO-O-O-O-O-H-WEE!

274. FORGET ABOUT THE GREEN MILE!

275. TRY WALKING THE BROWN MILE!

276. >> OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

277. >> BATMAN CRAWLED THROUGH A

278. RIVER OF 500 YARDS LONG.

279. I REMEMBER THINKING THAT WAS PROBABLY THE LENGTH OF FIVE

280. PING-PONG TABLES.

281. AGAIN, NOT SO GOOD WITH THE MATH.

282. I REMEMBER THINKING YOU'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY INSANE TO PLAY A

283. JOKE LIKE THAT ON THE BATMAN.

284. >> OH, COME ON!

285. >> THEN AGAIN, I REMEMBER THINKING THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN

286. FUNNY.

287. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

288. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.