Robot Chicken 4x8

Directed by

Jeanette Baity as Lauren Conrad (voice) • Agostino Castagnola as Captain James T. Kirk / Pavel Chekov (singing voice) • Jon Favreau as Zeus / Race Announcer (voice) • Joe Hanna as Great Moments in Dumb Kid History Announcer (voice) • Marie T. Hodgson as Trixie (voice)

Zeus decides to spice up "Clash of the Titans" with a monster truck! A young Iron Man fan gets swept up into a battle involving the Avengers and a giant robot. "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" is re-imagined as an opera. Speed Racer competes in NASCAR Racing. When Dorothy leaves Oz, it's back to business as usual for the Wizard. Watch the latest edition to MTV's "The Hills."

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> MY SON PERSEUS, YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF A STRONG BODY AND A

4. PLEASING FACE, BUT YOU WILL NEED THE HELP OF ZEUS!

5. HERE IS AN IMPENETRABLE SHIELD AND A SWORD THAT WILL PENETRATE

6. ANY ARMOR.

7. TRY NOT TO GET IT TOO CLOSE TO THE SHIELD.

8. NOT SURE WHICH ONE BEATS THE OTHER.

9. BO-RING!

10. WHAT ABOUT THIS LITTLE BABY?

11. YEAH, GIT-R-DONE!

12. >> ♪ WITH THE MONSTER TRUCK

13. CUSTOM CHROME GRILL GUARD ♪ ♪ YOU CAN SMASH THROUGH ANYTHING

14. DREAM MACHINE ♪ >> AW

15. >> IF YOU TOUCH YOUR SISTER ONE MORE TIME, I AM DRIVING THIS CAR

16. INTO A LAKE!

17. >> I'M IRON MAN!

18. IGNITE ROCKET BOOTS!

19. WHOOSH!

20. VR-R-R-OOM! ZHO-ZHO!

21. REPULSER RAYS, GO!

22. CHOO-CHOO-CHOO!

23. I'M IRON MAN!

24. HOLY CRAP!

25. IT'S IRON MAN FOR REAL!

26. HEY, IRON MAN!

27. IRON MAN!

28. IRON MAN, LOOK AT ME!

29. I'M IRON MAN, TOO!

30. >> WHAT THE — WHOA!

31. >> HEY, HULK, I'M IRON MAN!

32. >> WORKS FOR HULK.

33. >> WHOA!

34. UNH! UNH! OW!

35. MOMMY?

36. [ SPLAT! ] UNH!

37. I'M... IRON MAN.

38. >> WELL, WORKS FOR GIANT-MAN.

39. >> AAAAAAAAAH!

40. I'M IRON MAN.

41. >> YAY, IRON MAN!

42. >> NICE JOB, AVENGERS.

43. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT LITTLE KID?

44. >> KID?

45. [ THUNK! ] >> LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

46. NOW HE'S A REAL IRON MAN.

47. GET IT? IRON MAN.

48. HE'S MADE OF IRON.

49. >> >> WHAT? WHAT?

50. >> TOO SOON, TONY, TOO SOON.

51. >> >>

52. >>

53. >> >>

54. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NASCAR'S NEWEST DRIVER,

55. SPEED RACER.

56. >> IT IS MY GOAL TO DRIVE MY CAR

57. THE FASTEST, USING ALL THE RPMs AT MY DISPOSAL AND CROSS THE

58. FINISH LINE BEFORE THE OTHER CARS, WHICH WILL RESULT IN ME

59. WINNING MANY RACES, MM?

60. >> HEY, MR. RACER, HAVE YOU LINED UP ANY CORPORATE

61. SPONSORSHIPS?

62. >> AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE LINED UP JAPAN'S MOST POPULAR

63. ANIMé SERIES TO SPONSOR MY CAR.

64. THE SERIES IS "MANY-TENTACLED RAPISTS FROM HELL CONQUER THE

65. INNOCENCE OF SCHOOLGIRLS," AND, AS YOU CAN SEE, THE PRODUCTION

66. VALUES ARE EXTREMELY HIGH.

67. HO-HO-HO.

68. [ SPROING! ] >> OH, NO! SPEED, COME QUICK!

69. >> >> I THOUGHT SOUTHERN

70. INTOLERANCE WAS A THING OF THE PAST.

71. >> FOLKS, HEY, THIS ISN'T A HATE CROSS.

72. IT'S A WELCOME CROSS.

73. >> WOW, THIS PARTICULAR GIFT BASKET CONTAINS A WIDE SELECTION

74. OF OMAHA STEAKS, PLUS A $50 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BEST BUY.

75. AHHH.

76. >> HEY, I NEVER GOT A WELCOME CROSS.

77. >> AND THE MACH 5 MAKES AN EARLY PUSH USING A DEBATABLY LEGAL

78. TACTIC.

79. >> SPEED, THOSE MUST BE THE JEWEL THIEVES THAT STOLE THE

80. DAYTONA 500 DIAMOND.

81. >> >> THIS CALLS FOR A LITTLE

82. CREATIVE DRIVING.

83. >> OH, MY!

84. GONNA HAVE TO CHECK THE RULE BOOK ON THAT MANEUVER, RACE

85. FANS.

86. >> DON'T WORRY, SPEED.

87. HELP IS ON THE WAY — FROM A MYSTERIOUS ALLY.

88. >> HEY, EVERYBODY, GIVE SPEED RACER'S SECRET BROTHER

89. SOME ROOM.

90. >> GO HELP YOUR SECRET BROTHER, RACER X.

91. >> BOY, I WISH I HAD A SECRET BROTHER LIKE RACER X.

92. >> THOSE DRIVERS ARE PERSISTENT, BUT THEY ARE CERTAINLY NO MATCH

93. FOR THE MACH 5.

94. >> WHOA!

95. NOT SURE THAT OIL-SLICK DISPENSER IS NASCAR REGULATION,

96. FOLKS.

97. >> GOOD GOD!

98. >> SIR! SIR!

99. THE TV RATINGS ARE IN!

100. >> HOT DAMN!

101. VIEWERSHIP HAS TRIPLED!

102. [ SPROING! ] >> YAY, SPEED!

103. >> OH, YEAH! HURRAY FOR SPEED!

104. >> WE DID IT — FIRST PLACE!

105. >> YAY, SPEED!

106. SAY, WHERE ARE SPRITLE AND CHIM CHIM?

107. >> HO-HO-HO!

108. THOSE SCAMPS ARE PROBABLY STOWED AWAY IN THE MACH 5 AGAIN.

109. >> Both: HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

110. >> All: >> UH...

111. SOMEONE GET A HOSE AND A GARBAGE BAG.

112. >> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

113. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

114. >> GOODBYE, DOROTHY.

115. >> BYE, DOROTHY!

116. >> WE'LL MISS YOU.

117. >> SO LONG!

118. [ TWINKLE! ] >> IS THAT KANSAS SKANK GONE?

119. SWEET!

120. BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL.

121. >> BUT WHY?

122. >> OHH, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WAS A VERY BAD WIZARD?

123. WELL, CASE IN POINT.

124. >> OH!

125. >> I'LL JUST TAKE THAT BRAIN BACK.

126. >> AAH! AAH!

127. [ CLANK! ] >> HMM.

128. [ MUNCH! ] MMM! MMM!

129. >> OH, BUT MY COURAGE IS MORE OF A CONCEPT, REALLY.

130. AAH!

131. >> YEP. IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WIZARD.

132. >> SIR, GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH IS HERE.

133. >> AHH, BRING ME MY RAPE SHOES.

134. >> I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE DADDY.

135. >> >> WHOO! YEAH!

136. >> PREVIOUSLY ON "THE HILLS," HEIDI TRIED TO APOLOGIZE, BUT I

137. WASN'T READY TO FORGIVE HER.

138. >> IT'S HARD TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY.

139. >> YOU'RE SORRY.

140. SEE, I JUST SAID IT.

141. AND MY JOB AT TEEN VOGUE WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOREVER.

142. >> WE ARE SENDING YOU TO PARIS!

143. >> OH, MY GOD. PARIS?

144. >> I'M SORRY.

145. I THOUGHT THAT SONG MIGHT GO LONGER.

146. ANYWAY, THERE'S A CATCH.

147. WE'RE ALSO SENDING HEIDI.

148. >> BUT HEIDI DOESN'T EVEN WORK HERE.

149. >> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT THIS IS A SCRIPTED SHOW?

150. >> I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO TO PARIS WITH HEIDI.

151. >> IT'S REALLY HARD, BUT I WANT YOU TO GO TO PARIS.

152. >> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S HARD!

153. >> I LIKE TALKING.

154. >> ♪ I'M TALKIN' TO YOU ♪ ♪ ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING THAT

155. YOU DO ♪ ♪ BUT I CAN'T TELL THE

156. >> SPENCER, I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE PARIS IS.

157. >> LEAVE HIM ALONE, LAUREN.

158. HE'S TRYING.

159. DRIVING IS HARD.

160. EVERYTHING IS SO HARD!

161. >> HEIDI, OTHER ONE, STOP YELLING!

162. OW! NOISES HURT!

163. STOP HURTING ME, BABY!

164. >> ♪ MISTAKES ARE EASY TO MAKE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND ON YOUR

165. WAY TO PARIS ♪ >> OH, GREAT, THE TIRES ARE

166. FLAT.

167. >> NO, THEY AREN'T.

168. YOU JUST DROVE OFF THE ROAD.

169. >> FINE, LAUREN, FINE!

170. I CAN'T DO THIS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!

171. FRUSTRATED GRUNT!

172. >> YOU'RE JEALOUS THAT I'M WITH SPENCER.

173. THIS IS HARD, LAUREN!

174. SERIOUSLY!

175. >> GETTING TO PARIS IS HARD!

176. THE KEYS!

177. EITHER ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE THE KEYS.

178. SO...

179. I SHOULD GO...

180. THIS WAY.

181. >> THE CITY OF LIGHTS!

182. I MADE IT!

183. WITHOUT FRIENDS ♪ >> WE GONNA SKIN YA AND WEAR

184. YOUR SKIN AND BAKE YOU IN AN OVEN AND EAT YOU, GIRL.

185. >>

186. THAT SOUNDS HARD!

187. >> COME ON.

188. LET'S GO WARMS UP THE OVEN.

189. >> >> Shh.

190. Be quiet, guys.

191. Don't say anything.

192. >> ♪ ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKIN' IN ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING SEEMS SO

193. FRIGHTENING ♪ ♪ BUT JUST REMEMBER WHO YOU

194. >> AAH!

195. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

196. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.