Robot Chicken 4x6

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Billy Dee Williams goes shopping. The Peculiar Purple Pie Man gets accused of stealing Black Cherry Pie's black cherry. The Henderson family says goodbye to Harry, and get an unwelcome sendoff from his cousin in return. G.I. Joe takes on a new member, but they take the razzing a little too far.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> AAAAAAAAAH!

4. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS!

5. >> I HIT MY HEAD IN THE BATHROOM AND HAD THE INSPIRATION TO DRAW

6. THIS!

7. >> AND HOW DID YOU...

8. HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE BATHROOM, DOC?

9. >> UHH...

10. OHH!

11. AAH!

12. >> HEY, Y'ALL.

13. RECOGNIZE ME?

14. I'M THE PEN LYING ON YOUR DESK.

15. WE'VE NEVER BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED, I GUESS.

16. WHOO-HOO!

17. BOY, OH, BOY, I SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF FUN WHEN YOU'RE NOT

18. AROUND.

19. HEE-HEE-HEE!

20. I HAVE PEN PALS ALL AROUND THE WORLD.

21. I ALWAYS SIGN YOUR NAME, THOUGH.

22. MOST OF THEM ARE UNDERAGE BOYS.

23. WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THOSE STACKS OF LETTERS AND PHOTOS?

24. YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.

25. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

26. I'M A REALLY GOOD ARTIST.

27. HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR BOSS PEEING INTO HIS OWN MOUTH.

28. THINK HE'LL BE MAD?

29. WELL, NICE CHATTIN' WITH YA.

30. SEE YOU LATER.

31. HEY, THERE!

32. WANNA MAKE A QUICK $10?

33. >> YEAH. $10.

34. THAT'S GREAT.

35. >> OH, GOOD!

36. STICK ME UP YOUR BUTT.

37. HOPE YOU LIKE DYSENTERY.

38. HEE-HEE-HEE!

39. >> HELP! HELP! HELP!

40. >> SCREAMING WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD!

41. THE WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOF!

42. >> HELLO?

43. ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?

44. I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

45. [ Dial tone, keypad dialing ] >> OH, WELL.

46. THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR GOING WITH THE LOWING SOUNDPROOFING

47. ESTIMATE.

48. >> HELLO, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

49. SPEARMINT TIC TACS, THREE FOR $1.

50. BILLY DEE, THIS IS A RED-LETTER DAY.

51. >> OH, WOW!

52. BILLY DEE WILLIAMS!

53. HEY, I'M A HUGE FAN.

54. >> WHY, THANK YOU.

55. WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN MY WORK?

56. "LADY SINGS THE BLUES," "MAHOGANY," MY EPISODE OF

57. "THE JEFFERSONS"?

58. >> UH... NO, NO, NO.

59. "STAR WARS," I WOULD GUESS.

60. >> OH, YES.

61. THAT'S WHERE I PLAY THE HERO, LANDO CALRISSIAN.

62. >> WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL HIM A "HERO" PER SE.

63. HE DID BETRAY ALL OF HIS FRIENDS TO THE EMPIRE.

64. >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

65. NO, NO, NO.

66. >> THE TIC TACS NEED A COUPON.

67. >> THE EMPIRE GOT THERE FIRST, AND HE HAD A WHOLE CITY OF

68. PEOPLE TO PROTECT.

69. >> YEAH, BUT IT'S WORKING WITH THE ENEMY, LIKE FRANCE DID AFTER

70. THE NAZIS INVADED.

71. >> NO COUPON?

72. THEY'RE 99 CENTS EACH.

73. >> YOU ARE COMPARING LANDO CALRISSIAN TO

74. MARSHALL PHILIPPE PéTAIN — FRANCE'S GREATEST TRAITOR?

75. >> I JUST THINK HE COULD HAVE PRACTICED NONVIOLENT RESISTANCE

76. OR SOMETHING.

77. EVEN A WINK TO HAN WHEN THEY LANDED WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE.

78. LIKE, LOOK OUT.

79. VADER, TRAP.

80. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING.

81. HE'S MORE OF A SELL-OUT THAN A HERO.

82. >> NO COUPON?

83. >> WILL YOU WAIT ABOUT THE DAMN TIC TACS?

84. I'M BILLY DEE WILLIAMS, AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING

85. LANDO WAS A TRAITOR!

86. YOU, DAMN IT!

87. >> UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

88. >> NO. OH, MY — OHH.

89. HEY, I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.

90. I'LL PAY FULL PRICE FOR THE

91. TIC TACS.

92. >> GOOD.

93. GLAD TO SEE LANDO SHOWING SOME INTEGRITY FOR ONCE.

94. >> YOU KNOW, DONKEY KONG, AT $137 A BARREL,

95. THIS IS A TREMENDOUS A-WASTE!

96. I KEEP IT A-NOW.

97. >> SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY BLACK CHERRY!

98. >> OH, NO, BLACK CHERRY PIE!

99. YOUR BLACK CHERRY IS GONE?

100. >> YES!

101. IT WAS PROBABLY FUDGE TURNOVER.

102. HE LOVES BLACK CHERRIES.

103. >> I'D NEVER TAKE ANYONE'S BLACK CHERRY WITHOUT THEIR

104. CONSENT.

105. >> MM... THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD.

106. >> OH, SHUT UP, BITCH PUDDING!

107. >> SON OF A

108. BITCH!

109. >> WE'RE BERRY, BERRY MAD AT YOU!

110. >> GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN, YOU STUPID BITCHES!

111. >> YOU STOLE MY BLACK CHERRY!

112. >> SORRY, A-HONEY, I'M INTO ASIAN

113. CHICKS.

114. WHAT THE...

115. FIRE?

116. OH, FIRE!

117. MY VALUABLES!

118. AY, MAMA AND RACHAEL-A-RAY!

119. OH, NO!

120. ONLY TIME TO SAVE A'ONE OF YOU!

121. >> YEAH!

122. >> LOOK AT YOU!

123. >> OOH!

124. I'LL KILL YOU!

125. >> I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS GETS MY BLACK CHERRY BACK.

126. >> NOBODY SAYS A WORD, OR WE ALL GO TO RIKERS ISLAND

127. FOR A BERRY, BERRY, BERRY LONG TIME!

128. >> HI.

129. [ CHOMP! ] WHAT'S UP?

130. >> MY BLACK CHERRY!

131. HUCKLEBERRY PIE, YOU ASSHOLE!

132. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK MY...

133. >> >> I HEARD SHE LEFT HOME BECAUSE

134. HER DADDY TOOK HER BLACK CHERRY.

135. BLAM!

136. YOU ALL GET A TASTE OF THE BITCH PUDDING!

137. >> AND NOW, AFRO-BOT...

138. SPEAK!

139. >> WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

140. >> SUCCESS.

141. SUCCESS!

142. >> GOODBYE, HARRY.

143. >> THE HENDERSON FAMILY WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.

144. >> RARR-RAR-RAR.

145. >> Rarr.

146. ERR-R-R?

147. >> Both: >> MM...

148. ERR.

149. >> OH.

150. IS HE...

151. >> >> OH, MY GOD.

152. OKAY. LET'S GO.

153. EVERYONE, WE'RE LEAVING.

154. >> RARR-RAR-RAR-RAR-RAR-RAR!

155. >> OKAY.

156. UH, UH, EVERYONE, JUST STAY STILL.

157. MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE WHEN HE'S DONE.

158. >> UH, NO, WE'RE WATCHING.

159. WE'RE WATCHING.

160. >> UGH!

161. >>

162. [ SPLATTER! ] OHHHHH, GOD!

163. >> OKAY? UH...

164. >> OH, GOD.

165. BE BRAVE. BE BRAVE.

166. >> IT'S OKAY, KIDS.

167. THIS NEVER HAPPENED!

168. IT NEVER HAPPENED!

169. >> IF WE MAINTAIN THIS VELOCITY, WE SHOULD ARRIVE —

170. >> >> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,

171. MICHAEL.

172. >> HEY-HEY!

173. WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A TALKING CAR IF YOU CAN'T FART IN

174. IT?

175. [ FARTS, LAUGHS ] TURBO BOOST! OHH!

176. >> [ ASIAN-THEMED MUSIC PLAYS ]

177. >> HI, I'M BRECKIN MEYER.

178. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME.

179. [ WHOOSH! ] YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

180. THIS IS $12,000.

181. [ KA-CHING! ] NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO —

182. YOU KNOW WHAT?

183. BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT OUR

184. "CO-HEAD WRITER," DOUG GOLDSTEIN, DID WITH

185. $12,000.

186. HE BOUGHT A TIME SHARE!

187. TRUE STORY!

188. AND, NO, NO, THIS ISN'T 1978, AND DOUG ISN'T A 63-YEAR-OLD

189. RETIREE FROM BOCA!

190. CHECK THIS OUT.

191. >> YOU STILL LOOK FAT.

192. HI-HO!

193. HEY, IF FLIES WERE NICKELS...

194. AM I RIGHT?

195. THEIR CAPES ARE VINYL!

196. WHAT?

197. I RAN OUT OF CHICKS.

198. AM I RIGHT?

199. IT'S OUTRAGEOUS LATELY!

200. >> HANDJOBS, $5!

201. GET YOUR HANDJOBS, $5.

202. >> HEH-HEH!

203. THAT'S YOUR MOM!

204. HANNAH MONTANA'S THE ONLY FRIEND I NEED.

205. >> OW!

206. WHAT THE MAN?

207. >> THE NECKLACE COSTS A BLUMPKIN.

208. NOW SAY YOU'RE A WHORE.

209. >> I AM A WHORE!

210. >> YEAH, YOU ARE!

211. [ TING! ] YOU KNOW, I WAS RAISED JEWISH,

212. SO THIS REALLY HURTS ME.

213. >> CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?

214. >> NOPE.

215. >> WARRIOR NEED FOOD BADLY.

216. >> WOW, THAT NEVER GETS OLD.

217. [ LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT TALKING ] >> ATTENTION, JOES.

218. I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEWEST MEMBER, CALVIN.

219. >> WELCOME TO THE TEAM, CALVIN.

220. YOU CAN CALL ME GUNG-HO.

221. >> UM, ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN TOO CRAZY ABOUT

222. "CALVIN."

223. SO IF WE COULD GET TO THE CODE-NAME PART SOONER RATHER

224. THAN LATER...

225. >> AH, WILL DO. WILL DO.

226. SO, WHAT DO WE THINK, GANG?

227. >> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, I LIKE TO WEAR BLACK.

228. AND, UH, NOT TO BOAST, BUT I WAS AT THE TOP OF MY SNIPER CLASS AT

229. WEST POINT.

230. SO MAYBE DEADEYE, OR HOW ABOUT KILLSHOT?

231. A-AND YOU KNOW WHAT — I HAVE A PhD, SO IT COULD BE

232. DR. KILLSHOT!

233. HUH?

234. "PAGING DR. KILLSHOT."

235. PA-POW!

236. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

237. AAH! AAH! AAH!

238. >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAD AN

239. ACCIDENT!

240. >> WAY TO GO, FUMBLES!

241. >> "FUMBLES"! THAT'S PERFECT!

242. >> AH, THAT SETTLES IT!

243. WELCOME TO THE TEAM, FUMBLES!

244. >> WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO.

245. I'M AN INSANELY TALENTED SNIPER.

246. I'M A DOCTOR, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

247. >> DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?

248. IT'S DR. FUMBLES.

249. >> I THINK WE SHOULD CANCEL OUR

250. "WHO'S GONNA THE NEW GUY FIRST?" CONTEST.

251. >> NO, NO, NO!

252. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

253. NOT — NOT FUMBLES!

254. COME ON, YOU COULD CALL ME — YOU COULD CALL ME SURESHOT OR,

255. UH, TRIGGERMAN!

256. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

257. >> THAT IS SOME CLASSIC FUMBLES

258. THERE!

259. >> ENOUGH FUN, JOES.

260. COBRA'S ON THE MOVE.

261. FUMBLES, I WANT THIS MESS CLEANED UP BY THE TIME WE GET

262. BACK.

263. >> NO.

264. THIS!

265. NO, I QUIT!

266. >> WELCOME TO COBRA, CALVIN.

267. YOU NEED A CODE NAME, AND, MY, THOSE ARE SOME FANCY TROUSERS

268. YOU'RE WEARING.

269. I SHALL CALL YOU...

270. TROUSERSNAKE.

271. >> HEH, I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.

272. >> GO, JOE!

273. >> All: GO, JOE!

274. >> WIND — 3.8 MILES SOUTHWEST.

275. MARK VELOCITY — 7.8 KILOMETERS PER HOUR.

276. >> WHAT'S — WHAT'S HAP— >> MY GOD.

277. I DON'T EVEN HEAR THE SHOTS.

278. >> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S

279. HOLY, GET BEHIND A TANK!

280. >> I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

281. I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

282. >> HEY, GUNG-HO.

283. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

284. OOH-OOH-OOH.

285. FUMBLE.

286. >>

287. >> MAKE IT STOP!

288. MAKE IT STOP!

289. IS — IS HE GONE?

290. >> YOU YOU KILLED EVERYTHING I LOVE!

291. TAKE ME, TOO!

292. TAKE ME, TOO!

293. >> NO.

294. NO, YOU LIVE WITH IT.

295. >> WOW, UH, GREAT JOB, UH, TROUSERSNAKE.

296. >> IT'S FUMBLES.

297. IT WAS ALWAYS FUMBLES.

298. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

299. >> I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR HERE.

300. I'M NOT SAYING LANDO'S PERFECT, BUT WHO IS?

301. AM I RIGHT?

302. I'M JUST SAYING IT WASN'T AN EASY DECISION TO MAKE.

303. REMEMBER "SCHINDLER'S LIST"?

304. SAME THING.

305. "ONE TO SAVE MILLIONS."

306. "ONE TO SAVE MILLIONS."

307. SAVED LEIA AND CHEWIE WHEN VADER ALTERED THE DEAL, RIGHT?

308. NOBODY MENTIONS THAT ONE, DO THEY?

309. WENT UNDERCOVER FOR MONTHS IN JABBA'S PALACE TO SAVE HAN, HUH?

310. ¿NO RECUERDO?

311. BLEW UP THE SECOND DEATH STAR WITH THE PANCAKE KID!

312. I'M A HERO, MAN!

313. I'M NOT SAYING I NEED A STREET NAMED AFTER ME, BUT IT WOULDN'T

314. HURT TO THROW A PENNY INTO A CALRISSIAN WISH FOUNTAIN EVERY

315. NOW AND THEN!

316. YOU KNOW WHAT I'D WISH FOR?

317. PEACE AND LOVE, BABY.

318. PEACE AND LOVE.