Robot Chicken 4x4

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It's been said that "only" a silver bullet can kill a werewolf, but we'll see about that! Witness the secret origin of Composite Santa Claus. The amount of advance planning Daredevil has to make in advance of a dramatic entrance is revealed. As the world mourns Hannah Montana's death, her friends continue to protect her secret identity as Miley.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> BLAM! BLAM!

4. I'M MAGNUM P.I.

5. BLAM, PUNK!

6. VROOM, VROOM!

7. >> ALMOST TIME FOR DINNER, DEAR.

8. >> SHUT UP, HIGGINS!

9. >> PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH.

10. HOWDY, MAGNUM.

11. >> WHAT'S UP, T.C.?

12. >> I'M A HELICOPTER.

13. WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH.

14. >> THERE'S THAT MEDDLING PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR WHO BROKE UP MY

15. DRUG-SMUGGLING RING.

16. >> UH, YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

17. >> SHIRT, HAT.

18. IT'S GOT TO BE HIM.

19. I'M GONNA TEACH THAT SON OF A BITCH A LESSON HE'LL NEVER

20. FORGET!

21. >> VROOM, VROOM.

22. >> GOTCHA, MAGNUM!

23. ALL RIGHT, MAGNUM.

24. WHO TIPPED YOU OFF?

25. WHO'S THE RAT IN MY ORGANIZATION?

26. >> I WANT MY MOMMY-Y-Y!

27. >> OKAY, I'M LOSING FAITH THAT THIS IS THE REAL MAGNUM.

28. >> WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

29. >> WELL, 'CAUSE THIS MAGNUM JUST CRAPPED HIMSELF.

30. >> WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH.

31. YOU ALL BETTER LET MAGNUM GO, SUCKERS!

32. WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH.

33. >> HOLY THEY GOT A CHOPPER!

34. GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

35. >> HOLD ON!

36. >> OH, MY GOD!

37. WE RAN OVER THAT KID!

38. >> WHERE'S YOUR AIR SUPPORT NOW, MAGNUM?

39. >> I WANT TO GO HO-O-O-ME!

40. >> THIS IS CRAZY!

41. STOP THE CAR!

42. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

43. LET GO OF THE WHEEL.

44. >> I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,

45. MAGNUM P.I.

46. >> WHAT?

47. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

48. >> >>

49. ONLY A SILVER BULLET CAN KILL

50. ME.

51. >> WELL.

52. >> UH.

53. NO! NO! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

54. STOP IT! STOP IT!

55. HUH?

56. WHAT THE OW! JESUS!

57. OW! OW! OW! OW!

58. >>

59. >> THE BOOK SAYS HE'S STILL NOT

60. DEAD.

61. IT HAS TO BE A SILVER BULLET.

62. >> BUT THAT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP!

63. >> WHOOPS!

64. >> DR. BRUCE BANNER — PHYSICIAN, SCIENTIST —

65. SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO TAP THAT.

66. >> THERE YOU GO, BABY.

67. THANKS FOR SUCKING ON MY CANDY CANE.

68. >> THIS IS A LOLLIPOP.

69. >> DID YOU GET

70. SANTA'S DNA?

71. >> AND THEN SOME.

72. >> DID YOU GET THE DNA OF FROSTY THE SNOWMAN?

73. >> UH, SURE.

74. SURE, I DID.

75. >> EXCELLENT.

76. WHEN I COMBINE THE DNA OF SANTA CLAUS UND

77. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN, I CAN CREATE A HOLIDAY CALENDAR SO ALLURING,

78. NO CHILD ALIVE WILL EVER AGAIN FAIL TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS.

79. >> THAT'S NOT VERY EVIL.

80. >> CHRISTIANITY WILL REIGN SUPREME.

81. JUDAISM, HINDUISM, ISLAM, AND BUDDHISM SHALL WITHER AND DIE.

82. >> OH, NOW IT'S EVIL AGAIN.

83. >> YES!

84. YES!

85. OH, ALMOST FORGOT.

86. YES!

87. YES!

88. NOW, MY GLORIOUS CREATION, GO FORTH UND BRING CHRISTMAS TO THE

89. WORLD!

90. >> HO.

91. HO, HO.

92. HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

93. LET'S START WITH YOUR GIFTS.

94. >> OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

95. MMM!

96. I LO-O-VE COOKIES!

97. HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!

98. HERE'S COMPOSITE SANTA!

99. >> AAH!

100. >> HO, HO, HO, HO!

101. >> OY! RIGHT IN THE MATZO BALLS.

102. >> HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!

103. >> HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!

104. >> OH, NO.

105. HE'S TOTALLY MASHING MY MELLOW, MAN.

106. WHY?

107. >> BOOM SHACKA LACKA!

108. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

109. I FORGOT THE BATTERIES?

110. OH, NOTHING RUINS CHRISTMAS MORNING LIKE — AH.

111. HERE WE GO.

112. "C" CELLS.

113. BOOM SHACKA LACKA!

114. >> AND THE GENOCIDAL VILLAIN KNOWN AS COMPOSITE SANTA CLAUS

115. IS CURRENTLY STANDING TRIAL BEFORE A UNITED NATIONS

116. TRIBUNAL.

117. A DEATH SENTENCE SEEMS A SLAM DUNK.

118. >> OKAY, OKAY, PLAN "B."

119. GO GET ME THE DNA OF A KOMODO DRAGON UND A LEPRECHAUN.

120. AH, AND... GO!

121. >> THIS JUST IN.

122. A FIVE-ALARM FIRE HAS BROKEN OUT ON THE CORNER OF 101st AND

123. BROADWAY.

124. FIREFIGHTERS ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY, BUT POLICE SAY THERE

125. IS A CHILD STILL TRAPPED INSIDE.

126. >> SOMEBODY HELP!

127. THERE'S A KID IN THERE!

128. I SEE YOU.

129. >> AND JUST AS QUICKLY AS HE APPEARED, THE MYSTERY MAN

130. VANISHED.

131. JUST ANOTHER UNIDENTIFIABLE FIGURE IN A CITY OF EIGHT

132. MILLION.

133. WHOEVER YOU ARE, WE THANK YOU.

134. >> YEA-A-A-H.

135. >> HI!

136. I'M SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

137. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?

138. >> YEAH.

139. YOU GOT ANY SAMOAS?

140. >> OH, NO, I'M SORRY.

141. BUT I HAVE LOTS OF TREFOILS.

142. >> OH.

143. >> AAH!

144. >> WITH THIS GLAIVE, I SHALL SAVE PRINCESS LYSSA AND THE

145. PLANET KRULL FROM THE EVIL OF THE BEAST.

146. UGH.

147. THE GLAIVE IS STUCK IN MY BACK, ISN'T IT?

148. >> AN ENTIRE HIT SQUAD TAKEN DOWN JUST LIKE THAT?

149. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

150. >> NOT IMPOSSIBLE.

151. DAREDEVIL.

152. >> DAREDEVIL?

153. THAT'S JUST A MYTH.

154. >> OH, REALLY?

155. >> WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

156. >> OKAY, IF I'M GONNA DO THIS RIGHT, I'LL NEED A GOOD, LET'S

157. SAY, 20 SQUARE FEET.

158. THUGS OUT...

159. HERE, HERE, AND...

160. HERE.

161. HEY!

162. HEY!

163. HOMELESS!

164. I'M PUTTING MY D's HERE, MY BIG FLAMIN' D's.

165. >> YOU!

166. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

167. THAT GASOLINE IS JUST GONNA EVAPORATE.

168. >> YOU'VE GOT A POINT.

169. GIVE ME THAT STERNO.

170. >> HEY, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT!

171. HE— [ CLANG! ]

172. >> OH, MY GOD!

173. HANNAH MONTANA, WILL YOU SIGN THE LATEST ALBUM FOR ME?

174. >> OH, SURE.

175. WHERE IS IT?

176. OH, I DON'T BUY CDs ANYMORE.

177. SIGN MY iTUNES.

178. THANKS.

179. YOU'RE THE BEST.

180. OH! ONE MORE THING.

181. SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE.

182. LILLY, OLIVER.

183. WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

184. >> I'M CRYING BECAUSE MILEY — >> Shh!

185. LILLY, WE GOT TO KEEP MILEY'S SECRET.

186. >> UH.

187. MILEY IS...

188. HOME WITH DIARRHEA.

189. >> WELL, OUR MIDTERM IS

190. TOMORROW, SO LET'S HOPE HER STOOL TIGHTENS CONSIDERABLY.

191. >> OH, MILEY.

192. MY DARLIN' BABY GIRL.

193. >> OH, MR. STEWART, SUCH A SHAME ABOUT YOUR CLIENT.

194. WILL YOUR DAUGHTER, MILEY, BE COMING BY TO PAY HER RESPECTS?

195. >> >> OH, THERE THERE.

196. A BIG HUG FROM YOUR DAUGHTER WILL CHEER YOU UP.

197. I'M SURE SHE'S JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

198. >> OH, GOD.

199. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LILLY.

200. HELP ME.

201. >> OLIVER, THIS FEELS WRONG.

202. >> HEY, WE WERE MILEY'S BEST FRIENDS.

203. WE GOT TO PROTECT HER SECRET AT ANY COST.

204. AND THAT MEANS GETTING HER TO THAT MIDTERM.

205. >> OH, NO!

206. >> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR DRINKS, MISS LOHAN

207. >> HANNAH MONTANA?

208. THE TABLOIDS SAID YOU WERE DEAD.

209. I HATE THOSE LIARS!

210. HA HA!

211. YOU NEED SOME HAIR OF THE DOG.

212. HEY, WAITER!

213. WHO DO I GOT TO TO GET A

214. FRESH ROUND OF MINNIE'S DRIVERS OVER HERE?

215. >> OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP?

216. UH, DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A LIMP, BLOND GIRL FLY THROUGH THE

217. WINDOW?

218. >> OH, MY GOD.

219. >> WHOO-HOO! YEAH!

220. MéNAGE à >> OH, NO, SEÑORITA LOHAN.

221. SE PUEDE PELIGRO MI TRABAJO.

222. >> I'M SORRY.

223. HANNAH'S GOT REHEARSAL.

224. >> REHEARSAL, URKEL.

225. LET'S HAVE AN ADVENTURE!

226. YEAH! AA-OO-GAH!

227. HA!

228. LOOK AT ME!

229. I'M BANKRUPT!

230. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

231. >> UH, LINDSAY.

232. >> CAPTAIN LOHAN!

233. >> AH, WATCH OUT!

234. >> IT'S VILE SHARKS!

235. THEY WANT OUR GOLD!

236. NO WAY.

237. HE'S A WITCH!

238. [ SIZZLING! ] I GOT TO DROP SOME OFF

239. AT THE POOL.

240. >> LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

241. >> OH, WHAT SMELLS LIKE A BABY'S ASS FULL OF INDIAN FOOD?

242. >> NO TALKING DURING THE TEST, PEOPLE.

243. >> THERE SHE IS!

244. >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

245. >> MY DAUGHTER, MILEY, WHO IS REALLY... HANNAH MONTANA!

246. >> OLIVER, DO SOMETHING!

247. >> RUN, MILEY!

248. RUN!

249. >> AND THAT'S HOW WE'LL END "HANNAH MONTANA" IF YOU EVER GET

250. KNOCKED UP LIKE THAT "ZOEY 101" WHORE!

251. GOT IT, CYRUS?

252. >> I WON'T, I WON'T.

253. I PROMISE.

254. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

255. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.