Robot Chicken 4x3

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Homonyms are explained in an educational musical. Vice President Dick Cheney is captured by terrorists and held captive along with Tony Stark. The truth behind James Bond's sex life is revealed. Skeletor's plot involving a less-than-perfect clone of He-Man doesn't work out well.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> OH, LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SAYING, "GRAPE, GRAPE APE."

4. NOW I UNDERSTAND.

5. I DIDN'T HEAR THE "G," THOUGH.

6. DID ANYBODY HEAR THE "G"?

7. LIKE NOUNS, ADJECTIVES, AND VERBS.

8. LIKE CURSES AND RACIST REMARKS.

9. FOLKS I'VE GOT TOURETTES ♪ >> ♪ DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO,

10. DO ♪ >> ♪ I SAY "BITCH" AND "PUSSY,"

11. LIKE "DAM" AND "PECKER" AND "GAY."

12. LIKE "KNOCKERS" AND "COCK" AND "SNATCH."

13. "CHINK" AND "DIKE" ♪ ♪ THEY MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS, SO

14. I'M CLEARLY WITHIN MY RIGHT ♪ ♪ I COULD JUST YELL OUT

15. YEAH!

16. >> EVERYBODY!

17. PERK UP THE TROOPS.

18. >> SIR, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE SECURITY RISKS.

19. >> DON'T BE SUCH A BED-WETTING A-HOLE!

20. WE'RE TOTALLY INCOGNITO!

21. >> AA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!

22. >> MR. AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENT,

23. ATTACK!

24. >> 35 AND COUNTING, JAFAR.

25. >> I HAD TO CONSTRUCT A

26. BEATING.

27. I'M AFRAID I DID NOT HAVE MUCH TO WORK WITH, BUT ON THE BRIGHT

28. SIDE, YOU CAN PLAY SIMON ON IT.

29. HA HA HA, THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

30. HOURS.

31. >> UGH!

32. WEAPONS OR DIE!

33. >> LOOK, I MADE ONE ALREADY!

34. >> AAH!

35. >> I CALL IT THE CHENEY SPECIAL.

36. >> WE'LL TAKE 1,000.

37. >> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, IS THAT REALLY YOU?

38. >> WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

39. >> I'M TONY STARK.

40. I'VE BUILT WEAPONS FOR THE U.S.

41. MILITARY FOR DECADES.

42. DON'T WORRY.

43. I HAVE A PLAN.

44. I'VE SPENT THE LAST MONTH

45. ARMOR RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES.

46. I'LL WEAR THE ARMOR, FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF HERE, CROSS THE

47. DESERT, FIND CIVILIZATION, AND GET YOU RESCUED!

48. >> AH-H-H.

49. BOOYAH.

50. GO YOURSELVES!

51. GO YOURSELF!

52. GO YOURSELF!

53. GO YOURSELF!

54. GO YOURSELF!

55. GO YOURSELF!

56. GO YOURSELF!

57. GO YOURSELF!

58. GO YOURSELF!

59. GO YOURSELF!

60. YOURSELF!

61. YOURSELF!

62. YOURSELF!

63. YOURSELF!

64. GO YOURSELF!

65. >> AAH!

66. >> EH, THOUGHT HE WAS A BIRD.

67. >> ME CHUNK.

68. ME FRIEND!

69. >> UNH!

70. HUH?

71. NO, STOP IT!

72. AAH, AAH!

73. >> SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!

74. >> >> I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU,

75. CHRISTMAS JONES.

76. >> HOW SO?

77. >> I THOUGHT CHRISTMAS ONLY CAME ONCE A YEAR.

78. >> OH, JAMES.

79. >> THERE HE IS!

80. >> OH, I HEARD YOU SAVED THE WORLD — AGAIN!

81. >> SO YOU AND CHRISTMAS JONES, HUH?

82. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TAPPING THAT!

83. >> SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU,

84. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

85. >> THIS IS ME, UP ON THE LEFT.

86. >> OH, THAT'S ODD.

87. I'D HAVE THOUGHT YOU LIVED ON 34th STREET.

88. >> OH, RIGHT, BECAUSE OF... MY NAME.

89. HA.

90. >> ALL RIGHT, LOVE, TIME TO DECK YOUR HALLS.

91. >> COULD YOU MAYBE STOP DOING THE PUN THING?

92. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE IT

93. WRAPPING MY PRESENT.

94. >> WHA— WAIT A SECOND!

95. I'M NOT ON THE PILL!

96. >> WELL, I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS.

97. >> UGH!

98. I JUST GOT A HEADACHE.

99. >> SO, WHEN DO I GET TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS?

100. >> UH...

101. >> SO I SAID, "I THOUGHT

102. YEAR."

103. >> JAMES...

104. >> THIS GUY'S A TOOL.

105. >> HE'S GOT A REALLY COOL CAR.

106. >> YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?

107. >> THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU, JAMES.

108. MAYBE IT'S JUST AN AGE THING.

109. >> WHAT, YOU THINK I'M TOO OLD FOR CHRISTMAS?

110. >> IF THAT HELPS YOU, YES.

111. >>

112. OH, COME ON!

113. TO BE LOADED!

114. SO I JUST LOOKED AT HER, AND I

115. SAID, "WELL, I'M SORRY, DEAR, BUT I'M CANCELING CHRISTMAS."

116. >> OH, YOU DOG!

117. >> YOU'RE ALWAYS HUMPING AND DUMPING.

118. YOU'RE THE BEST, JAMES!

119. >> AH, YOU KNOW ME — I GOT TO BE JAMES.

120. >> DID YOU ENJOY THE MOVIE, SIR?

121. >> DELETE, DELETE!

122. >> I'M ON FIRE!

123. >> I'VE GOT THE WEEKEND

124. BOX-OFFICE NUMBERS, SIR.

125. >>

126. >> WHO WANTS TO SEE WHERE DADDY WORKS?

127. >> ME, ME! I DO, I DO!

128. >> THE BOX-OFFICE RETURNS FROM

129. "THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH" CLAIMED OVER 57 LIVES.

130. IN 2003, THE UNITED STATES

131. AUGUST 16th AS PLUTO NASH DAY.

132. >> WHO PACKED MY CHUTE?

133. >> I DID.

134. WHY? DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

135. >> ARE WE GONNA JUMP, OR ARE WE JUST GONNA JERK EACH OTHER OFF?

136. >> BEHOLD!

137. AN INVITATION TO KING RANDOR'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!

138. ALL!

139. >> I'M SURE WE'RE NOT ON THE GUEST LIST, SKELETOR.

140. >> OF COURSE NOT, YOU STUPID

141. CLONE OF HE-MAN?

142. >> WELL, I SUPPOSE, HYPOTHETICALLY.

143. >> UNH-UNH-UNH, WE DO!

144. HE-MAN.

145. >> ♪ DA DA-DA DAA ♪ >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS,

146. BEAST MAN?

147. HE'S BLUE!

148. >> WELL, I'M HALF-DOG.

149. EVERYTHING'S SHADES OF GRAY TO ME.

150. >> ME HE-MAN!

151. >> OH, AND HIS PERSONAL PRONOUNS ARE ALL UP.

152. I MEAN, WHERE'S THE VERB IN THAT SENTENCE?

153. EH, I'M A GAMBLER.

154. >> THAT'S THE THING ABOUT FEUDAL AGRICULTURE.

155. >> HEY, JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU

156. >> OUT MY WAY, HOMO!

157. >> HE HIT THAT NAIL ON THE HEAD.

158. >> >>

159. HE-MAN!

160. WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE!

161. WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU.

162. >> NICE BOOBIES!

163. >> OH!

164. OH, MY.

165. THANK YOU, HE-MAN.

166. >> HE-MAN, YOU LOOK COLD!

167. AAH, AAH!

168. MY EYES ARE BLISTERING!

169. WHY-Y-Y?

170. >> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!

171. HA!

172. YOU HEAR THAT?

173. BLOOD-CRAZY ON THEIR ASSES!

174. >> ♪ LET'S HAVE A PARTY ♪

175. >> WHAT DID I MISS?

176. >> HE-MAN PULLED THE STICK OUT OF HIS BUTT, AND HE'S WHIPPING

177. THIS PARTY'S ASS WITH IT!

178. WHOO!

179. >> WHAT THE HELL, MAN?

180. WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY

181. FOR YOURSELF?

182. >> OH, POOPIE.

183. >> HEY, EVERYBODY!

184. I'M HERE!

185. IT'S ME, THE REAL HE-MAN!

186. >> AAH! AAH!

187. YOU LITTLE TURDS!

188. >> THOSE — THOSE WERE MY ARCHENEMIES!

189. HOW DARE YOU!

190. >> All: TWO HE-MANS?

191. >> WOULDN'T THE PLURAL BE HE-MEN?

192. >> All: WHICH ONE IS THE REAL HE-MEN?

193. >> CITIZENS OF ETERNIA, I AM SHOCKED AT THIS BEHAVIOR!

194. EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE?

195. BINGE DRINKING?

196. HAVEN'T I SET A BETTER EXAMPLE THAN THAT?

197. >> YOU STINK!

198. >> THIS HE-MAN SURE SUCKS THE FUN OUT OF A ROOM.

199. >> YOU'RE RUINING MY PARTY!

200. >> I — >> I'LL MAKE THIS SIMPLE.

201. REAL HE-MAN, RAISE YOUR HANDS!

202. >> EVERYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS THE REAL HE-MAN, RAISE YOUR

203. HANDS!

204. >> WELL, THEN IT'S SETTLED.

205. >> ♪ LET'S HAVE A PARTY ♪ >> DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

206. OH, YEAH, I BOOGIE, BOOGIE!

207. DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

208. >> WELL DONE, PRINCE ADAM!

209. >> WHO PRINCE ADAM?

210. >> OOPS!

211. >> BOOGIE, BOOGIE, BOOGIE!

212. GO YOURSELF!

213. GO YOURSELF!

214. GO YOURSELF!

215. GO YOURSELF!

216. GO YOURSELF!

217. GO YOURSELF!

218. GO YOURSELF!

219. GO YOURSELF!

220. GO YOURSELF!

221. GO YOURSELF!

222. GO YOURSELF!

223. GO YOURSELF!

224. GO YOURSELF!

225. >> AA-A-A-A-H!

226. >> BOOYAH!