Robot Chicken 4x2

Directed by

Milo Ventimiglia as Green Arrow (voice)

A contractor demonstrates the various death traps being built to protect a temple from intruders. Jason Voorhees gets ready for Friday the 13th. Wildman shares some summer fun tips with a group of kids. What happens when the Justice League struggle through "Bring a Sidekick to Work Day?"

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> THIS IS WHERE IT WILL ALL START, AND THE FIRST THING THEY

3. RUN INTO — SPIDERS!

4. >> HOW MUCH DID THESE COST?

5. >> NO, NO, NO!

6. THEY'RE INDIGENOUS SPIDERS!

7. THEY'RE FREE!

8. OKAY, KEEP GOING.

9. LOOK AT THIS!

10. HUH?

11. LOOK AT THIS LOVELY BEAM OF LIGHT.

12. ANYTHING TOUCHES IT, WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

13. YAH-HA-HA!

14. SPEAR THROUGH THE FACE!

15. >> IT'S THE DEVIL'S MAGIC!

16. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.

17. IT'S JUST NALUMU OVER HERE.

18. OKAY, KEEP GOING.

19. OH, UH, ANYWAY, THIS IS THE STANDARD PIT TRAP.

20. PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD — MOSTLY FOR AMBIENCE, SHOULDN'T REALLY

21. FOOL ANYONE.

22. EXCEPT FOR HERNANDO, APPARENTLY.

23. EXCUSE ME. GUYS!

24. HERNANDO FINALLY WENT IN.

25. >> HA HA!

26. KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

27. >> NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB.

28. HIS SISTER KNEW A GUY.

29. MOVING ON.

30. WE TALKED ABOUT DOING SNAKES UP HERE, BUT, COME ON, SERIOUSLY —

31. "OOH! SNAKES!" WHO DOES THAT?

32. THIS IS WAY BETTER.

33. TRY TO CROSS, BUT BE CAREFUL!

34. DON'T STEP ON THE WRONG STONE!

35. >> IT HITS ME WITH A PUFF OF AIR?

36. >> NO, NO, NO — DARTS!

37. LOTS AND LOTS OF DARTS!

38. BOO-BOO-BOO-BAH-BAH-BAH!

39. AND WE'RE GONNA CARVE ANGRY FACES ON THE WALLS THAT LOOK

40. LIKE THEY'RE SPITTING THE DARTS!

41. LIKE THIS — PUH!

42. ANGRY. PUH! PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH!

43. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

44. THIS MAY BE MY BEST WORK YET.

45. >> HOW MANY DARTS YOU GONNA PUT IN THERE?

46. >> UH, 200?

47. >> 200?

48. >> I MEAN, THEY COME IN A BOX OF 100, SO...

49. >> 200?

50. EACH ONE CONNECTED TO A FLOOR PLATE?

51. HUH?

52. A WEIGHT MECHANISM, RIGHT?

53. CONNECTION COILS TO THE WALL.

54. YOU SAID IT — "THE DART.

55. 200 DARTS."

56. THE DART POISON, 200 DART POISONS, AND THE DART-FIRING

57. MECHANISM.

58. I SUPPOSE 200 OF THOSE, TOO!

59. DAMN IT, MAN!

60. ALL I WANTED WERE SNAKES!

61. >> BUT — B-B-B-B-B-BUT...

62. CHECK THIS OUT.

63. >> AND IS THAT OUR GOD...

64. JUST SITTING THERE WITH NO PROTECTION OR COVERING OR

65. ANYTHING?

66. >> HANG ON, HANG ON.

67. >> HOLY, MAN!

68. >> SEEMINGLY, SEEMINGLY.

69. BUT THE ALTAR HAS A WEIGHT TRIGGER, SO IF YOU TAKE THE

70. IDOL, DOWN THIS GOES, AND THEN THE WHOLE PLACE — KABOOM!

71. >> OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE WERE TO SWAP OUT THE IDOL WITH

72. SOMETHING OF EQUAL WEIGHT?

73. >> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THE

74. WEIGHT IS WITHOUT PICKING IT UP?

75. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER GUESSED A JAR OF JELLY BEANS, HUH?

76. "IS THAT A 1,000 IN THERE OR 100,000?"

77. "NOPE! WAY LESS!" PROBABLY 422 OR SOMETHING!

78. YOU CAN'T KNOW!

79. >> IS THAT A GIANT

80. BOULDER?

81. >> YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT'S A GIANT BOULDER!

82. IT'LL COME ROLLING DOWN AND CHASE THEM!

83. >> WHAT IF THEY DON'T RUN?

84. >> WOULDN'T YOU RUN?

85. BESIDES, THEY'D BE TRAPPED INSIDE WHEN THE BOULDER HIT THE

86. ENTRANCE.

87. >> WHAT IF THEY HAD A FRIEND OUTSIDE WHO COULD BLAST THEM

88. OUT?

89. >> WHO'S GONNA THINK OF THAT IN ADVANCE?

90. "HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD PACK SOME EXPLOSIVES IN CASE A GIANT

91. ROLLING BOULDER COMES AFTER ME."

92. >> I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE BOULDER, ALL RIGHT?

93. >> OKAY, THE BOULDER TIES IT ALL TOGETHER!

94. OKAY, LOOK, LOOK.

95. YOU LIKED WHAT I DID WITH THAT SALT ACID TRAP IN HAMUNAPTRA,

96. EGYPT, RIGHT?

97. YOU LOVED IT.

98. AND THAT SKELETON ORGAN THAT MADE THE FLOOR COLLAPSE IN

99. ASTORIA, OREGON?

100. TRUST ME!

101. THIS IS MY THING, DUDE!

102. PEOPLE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE FOR YEARS!

103. >> ALL RIGHT.

104. LET'S GIVE IT A TRY, HUH?

105. >> GUYS!

106. WE GOT THE BOULDER!

107. >> OH-HO-HO!

108. WELL, I GUESS IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME TO TELL YOU BOYS WHY I WAS

109. FIRED FROM THE ZOO.

110. >> WELL, I THINK IF WE CAN GET JUST 15% MORE — WHOOP!

111. OH!

112. >> OH, NO!

113. >> MOVE THE TRAIN!

114. >> NO, IT'LL KILL HIM!

115. THE SECOND WE MOVE THIS TRAIN, THE PRESSURE WILL BE RELEASED,

116. AND HIS ORGANS WILL RUPTURE!

117. >> THEN DON'T MOVE THE TRAIN!

118. >> IT'S ME.

119. I'M STILL GONNA BE LATE TO THAT MEETING.

120. >> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN...

121. >> >> ♪ HIS ORGANS SQUISHED UP

122. HMM, MMM.

123. OOH!

124. UGHH!

125. HMM.

126. UGHH!

127. OH.

128. YEAH.

129. OOH.

130. >> AAH!

131. >> AAH!

132. >> AAH!

133. >> AAH!

134. >> OOH HOO HOO HOO!

135. [ INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS ] OOH.

136. [ SNIFFLES, SLURPS ] HMM.

137. >> YOUR KISS, YOUR KISS IS ON MY LIST.

138. >> >> DOING YOU UP THE BUTT —

139. THAT'S ON MY LIST.

140. >> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE!

141. WHY DON'T YOU KIDS GO SWIMMING?

142. >> NO WAY!

143. WE'RE ON LEVEL 25!

144. IT'S TOTALLY COOL!

145. >> WHAT ABOUT SUNSHINE?

146. SUNSHINE'S COOL.

147. >> AW, MOM.

148. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "COOL" IS!

149. >> NO, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES!

150. [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> A-A-A-ALL RIGHT!

151. >> All: WILD MAN!

152. >> ARE YOU READY TO GET WILD?

153. >> All: YEAH!

154. >> I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

155. >> All: YEAH!

156. >> THEN I'LL MEET YOU AT THE PUBLIC POOL!

157. YEAH!

158. OHHHH, YEAH!

159. >> All: WILD MAN!

160. >> REMEMBER, KIDS, WILD MAN SAYS NEVER CROSS THE STREET WITHOUT

161. LOOKING BOTH WAYS AND USING THE CROSSWALK!

162. >> THANKS, WILD MAN!

163. >> OHHH, YEAH!

164. YEAH!

165. WILD MAN SAYS DRINK SIX 8-OUNCE GLASSES OF WATER —

166. OR EQUIVALENT — A DAY!

167. >> YEAH!

168. A-ALL RIGHT, THANKS...

169. WILD MAN.

170. >> NOT SO FAST, KIDS!

171. WILD MAN SAYS ALWAYS WAIT ONE HOUR AFTER APPLICATION OF

172. SUNSCREEN BEFORE ENTERING THE WATER!

173. >> YEAH.

174. THAT'S NOT ALL THAT WILD.

175. >> WILD MAN SAYS NO SPLASHING!

176. WILD MAN OBSERVES THE "NO RUNNING" SIGNS!

177. WILD MAN NEVER DIVES IN LESS THAN 12 FEET OF WATER!

178. WILD MAN ALWAYS LEAVES AT THE FIRST SIGN OF PRUNING!

179. HUAH-YEAH!

180. HUAH-YEAH!

181. HUAH-YEAH!

182. >> I WANT TO GO TO BED.

183. >> WANT TO SEE HOW THE WILD MAN BRUSHES HIS TEETH?

184. >> LEAVE US ALONE!

185. >> WILD MAN OVER AND OUT!

186. AND REMEMBER, WILD MAN KNOWS THAT MARRIAGE IS A SACRED BOND

187. BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN — NEVER TWO DUDES!

188. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

189. >> YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH- YE-E-E-E-E-E-AH!

190. YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH!

191. >> "BRING A SIDEKICK TO WORK" DAY LOOKS LIKE A BIG SUCCESS.

192. >> SO, UM, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PART OF THE ARROW IS CALLED?

193. >> LET'S SEE.

194. THAT'S THE SHAFT.

195. >> YEAH, RIGHT, THE SHAFT.

196. AND, UH... I DON'T KNOW.

197. HOW ABOUT THIS PART?

198. >> UH, THAT'S THE TIP.

199. >> THAT'S THE TIP! RIGHT.

200. AND WHAT ORDER WOULD YOU POLISH

201. THESE IN?

202. >> WELL, I GUESS I WOULD POLISH THE SHAFT AND THEN THE TIP.

203. >> DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD.

204. OW! SORRY.

205. >> OH, GEEZ.

206. MARTIAN MANHUNTER'S DOING THE INVISIBLE-SIDEKICK THING AGAIN.

207. >> CARE FOR A SODA, MARTIAN BOYHUNTER?

208. GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT

209. AGAIN.

210. KIDS, RIGHT?

211. >> SO, YOU'RE THE LATEST AQUALAD, EH?

212. >> THERE WAS ANOTHER AQUALAD BEFORE ME?

213. >> YEAH!

214. PUNCH!

215. >> >> KICK!

216. >> >> ELBOW!

217. >> >> YEAH!

218. >> WOW! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT

219. AQUALAD?

220. >> UH...

221. >> OH, GOD, WHY?

222. WHY?

223. WHY IS THERE NO TARTAR SAUCE?

224. [ CRYING, MUNCHING ] >> SPEEDY, YOU BETTER NOT.

225. >> SHUT UP, PIGEON.

226. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

227. >> AND?

228. >> WITH OUR J.L.A. SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN MONITOR

229. ANYONE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME.

230. >> HEY! HA HA! THAT'S MY MY MOM!

231. >> SCORE! >> AAH!

232. >> YOU YOUNG HEROES ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN MERE SIDEKICKS.

233. YOU'RE THE FUTURE OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA.

234. MENTORING YOUR PROGRESS GIVES ME AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PRIDE.

235. >> WHOA!

236. WHAT THE >>

237. >> GIVE ME THOSE, YOU LITTLE STAIN!

238. >> I AM VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BOY.

239. Super-speed high five.

240. >> BYE!

241. >> THANKS FOR COMING!

242. >> WE'LL MISS YOU GUYS!

243. >> STUDY HARD!

244. >> BYE-BYE!

245. >> SEE YOU LATER!

246. >> WHAT HAPPENED?

247. >> IT WASN'T ME!

248. MARTIAN BOYHUNTER DID IT!

249. OHHH! NO! STOP!

250. AAH!

251. COME ON!

252. >> DOUCHES.

253. BA-GAWK! BAWK.