Robot Chicken 4x18

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Jason Bourne gets a new identity, the new Bachelor's a beast, the creators take a skewed look at the Holy Grail and meet a character who knows how to speed things along.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> YOU REALIZE, WHEN I PULLED YOU OVER, YOU WERE DOING

4. 87 MILES AN HOUR?

5. >> YEAH, I KNOW.

6. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

7. >> THERE IT IS! THE HOLY GRAIL!

8. >> WOW!

9. NOW WHAT?

10. >> WELL, I GUESS ONE OF US

11. CUP.

12. >> ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE DRAW

13. ONE — OH, COME ON, GUYS!

14. OH, REAL MATURE!

15. CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE A NOTE OR SOMETHING?

16. WHAT IF I GET HUNGRY?

17. >> ORDER IN!

18. >> OH!

19. 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118 — AAH!

20. AND A LARGE SPRITE IF — SLICE? UGH. OKAY, A LARGE SLICE.

21. IT'S THE THIRD CAVE ON THE LEFT.

22. YOU'RE GONNA DO A PENITENT SOMERSAULT.

23. THEN THE DOOR CODE IS "JEHOVAH," BUT IT'S LATIN, SO IT STARTS

24. WITH AN "I."

25. ARE YOU EVEN WRITING THIS DOWN?

26. MMM! OHH.

27. HA HA! I THWART YOU! HA HA!

28. UNH! OH HO HO!

29. DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU?

30. THINK I'LL GROW A BEARD.

31. AM I JUST EATING 'CAUSE I'M BORED?

32. OOH!

33. EEE-HEE-HEE!

34. OHH, SATAN!

35. SLEEPY.

36. HMM.

37. I GOT TO GET SOME NEW MENUS.

38. ARE YOU THE PIZZA GUY?

39. >> THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.

40. >> WHICH ONE IS THE HOLY GRAIL?

41. KINGS!

42. AAAAAAH!

43. >> OOH, I HAD THE SAME REACTION

44. WHEN I HAD KING OF KINGS.

45. I THINK IT'S THE SECRET SAUCE.

46. >> HIT THE BELL, WIN A PRIZE!

47. >> HA HA HA!

48. YEAH!

49. >> >> OH, I GUESS I —

50. I STILL GOT TO KILL IT.

51. >> YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS.

52. >> EVERY NIGHT, OUR SON WAKES US UP BECAUSE HE THINKS THERE'S A

53. BOOGEYMAN IN HIS CLOSET, THEN HE

54. OF WATER!

55. >> HONEY!

56. >> NO!

57. I'LL PROVE TO HIM THERE'S NO BOOGEYMAN.

58. >> OHH, GEEZ.

59. >> >> GOOD NIGHT, MOM AND DAD!

60. YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT, BITCH?

61. >> Wha—

62. >> YOU ARE NOTHIN'!

63. YOU ARE SLIME!

64. YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?

65. YOU'RE A BAD, BAD MAN...

66. A BAD, NAKED MAN WHO'S GETTING PUNISHED.

67. YEAH! TAKE IT!

68. YEAH! TAKE IT! YOU'RE BAD!

69. YOU'RE BAD!

70. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

71. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

72. YOU'RE ADOPTED!

73. EXCELSIOR!

74. OH, MAN. I AM PARCHED.

75. MOM! DAD!

76. BOOGEYMAN IN THE CLOSET!

77. >> WHAT? A BOOGEYMAN?

78. HONEY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

79. >> Oh, no, don't. Shh! Shh!

80. >> UH, NOBODY... HERE.

81. >> MMM, MMM. AHH!

82. >> SO... GOOD NIGHT... DEAR.

83. >> >> B-B-BOOGEYMAN?

84. >> WOW.

85. SHORTER.

86. >> WE TOOK A CURSED MONSTER AND

87. WITH 20 BEAUTIES.

88. DROPS, THE BEAST WILL DIE.

89. THIS IS "BEAST AND THE BEAUTIES."

90. >> BEAUTIES, WELCOME TO MY CASTLE.

91. I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I'VE HAD MY RABIES SHOT, SO LET'S

92. HAVE A GOOD TIME.

93. HA!

94. >> OH... MY... GOD!

95. I BET HE'S A REAL BEAST IN BED!

96. YOU KNOW I LIKE MY MEN HAIRY.

97. MM-HMM.

98. ZZ TOP, YEAH.

99. >> I THINK I COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH BEAST.

100. HE REMINDS ME OF MY CAT, TWINKLES.

101. HE HAD A VERY ROUGH TONGUE.

102. DOWN THERE.

103. HE DIED.

104. >> LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BEAST.

105. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE.

106. AMERICA I CAN SING.

107. CHECK IT.

108. I WROTE THAT, HMM?

109. >> WHEN I FIRST SAW THE BEAUTIES, I WAS LIKE, "WOW!"

110. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE LAST THING I WAS A HORSE.

111. SO, FANTASIA, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.

112. >> WELL, I LOVE CATS.

113. >> OOH, YEAH.

114. >> OOH, YOUR COAT'S SO SOFT.

115. >> THAT FEELS GOOD.

116. >> DO YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH.

117. SCRATCHY, SCRATCHY, SCRATCHY, SCRATCHY, SCRATCHY!

118. CONNECTION.

119. WHAT'S THAT?

120. >> THAT'S AN ANGRY MOB.

121. WE — WE SHOULD GO.

122. >> OH, NO!

123. >> KILL THE BEAST!

124. KILL THE BEAST! YEAH!

125. HEY — AM I ON TV?

126. >> SO, GLYCERINE, TELL ME YOUR STORY.

127. >> MY STORY?

128. YO, I'M LIKE MARIAH CAREY IN "GLITTER."

129. LITTLE GIRL POOR.

130. LITTLE GIRL MOVE TO HOLLYWOOD.

131. LITTLE GIRL RICH AS HELL!

132. INSIDE, KISS MY ASS ♪ >> HEY, BEASTIE BOY, I GO BOTH

133. WAYS, SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HER

134. WE'LL MAKE YOU THE BEAST WITH THREE BACKS!

135. HA HA! OH, MY GOD! I'M SO DRUNK.

136. >> I DECIDED TO TAKE SOME ALONE

137. TIME WITH FANTASIA 'CAUSE SHE WAS WASTED, SO I THOUGHT,

138. "HERE'S MY CHANCE TO GET IN THAT TANG," YOU KNOW?

139. WE WENT OUT INTO THE WOODS, AWAY FROM THE CAMERAS, BUT I GUESS

140. OUR MICROPHONES WERE STILL ON.

141. THREE BEAUTIES, ONLY TWO ROSE PETALS LEFT.

142. GLYCERINE...

143. I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE BANISHED FROM MY CASTLE.

144. >> SO? SO?

145. I'M GLAD I'M OFF THAT STUPID SHOW.

146. BEAST IS UGLY. I HOPE HE DIES.

147. I'M-A BE FAMOUS.

148. WHAT THE — GET AW— OW!

149. DON'T Y'ALL KNOW WHO I AM?

150. >> ONLY ONE ROSE PETAL REMAINS.

151. YOU.

152. >> THE HELL WITH NEXT WEEK!

153. GIVE ME THAT ROSE NOW, BITCH!

154. >> NO! IT'S MINE!

155. >> BE CAREFUL WITH THE RO—

156. THE LAST ROSE PETAL HAS FALLEN!

157. AND SO... I DIE.

158. >> TWINKLES! NO!

159. NOT AGAIN.

160. >> ATLANTIS, YOU SAVED ME!

161. YOU ARE THE ONE!

162. >> I WON.

163. >> SAY WHAT?

164. DAMN! HE'S A PRINCE?

165. IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT, I

166. DICK.

167. THE PERFECT CRIME.

168. EVERYONE! COME QUICK!

169. J-J-J-JERRY!

170. JERRY!

171. >> OH, NO!

172. WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FINISH BUILDING THIS BARN IN TIME!

173. >> WE GOT TO DO A LOT IN A SHORT TIME.

174. ONLY ONE MAN CAN HELP US.

175. >> Both: MONTAGE!

176. >> HEY, MON!

177. WITH MONTAGE MAGIC, WE BUILD THAT BARN IN NO TIME!

178. BOOP-BOOP!

179. >> THAT'S SO GREAT!

180. THANK YOU, MONTAGE!

181. >> iAY, DIOS MíO!

182. iUN NIÑO ESTá ROBANDO MI TELEVISIóN!

183. >> HOLD ON, MA'AM.

184. SOMETHING, BUT I DON'T SPEAK

185. SPANISH!

186. >> NO PROBLEM, MON!

187. I'LL HELP YOU LEARN SPANISH IN NO TIME!

188. BOOP-BOOP!

189. AND IT'LL BE SPRING ♪ >> iUN NIÑO ESTá ROBANDO MI

190. TELEVISIóN!

191. iNO!

192. >> SHE SAYS A KID'S STEALING HER TELEVISION!

193. >> OH, MON! COME ON! LET'S GO!

194. >> iOY, MI CASA ESTá CINCO MILLAS DE AQUí!

195. >> BOMBACLOTT SAY WHAT?

196. >> HER HOUSE IS FIVE MILES FROM HERE.

197. >> NO PROBLEM, MON! BOOP-BOOP!

198. ♪ YOU CAN WIND UP WITH BIG

199. PAIN ♪ >> WOW!

200. THAT ONLY TOOK 10 SECONDS!

201. >> iOH! iMI TELEVISIóN!

202. >> HEY, MON, DROP THE TELEVISION!

203. >> NO.

204. >> THEN GET READY TO HAVE ALZHEIMER'S, MON!

205. BOOP-BOOP!

206. >> OHH! MY BACK!

207. >> iOH, GRACIAS, MONTAGE!

208. >> NOW I'M OFF TO GIVE

209. JUST IN TIME FOR THE PROM!

210. >> NOT SO FAST, MONTAGE!

211. >> OH, NO!

212. IT'S MY EVIL NEMESIS, END-CREDITS MON!

213. QUICKLY, LET'S ALL GET OUT OF

214. BA-GAWK! BAWK.