Robot Chicken 4x17

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The creators imagine what the Humping Robot might look like on the big screen, John Connor tests out the new Terminator, Fantasy Island lives up to its name and the Nerd lands somewhere over the rainbow.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> [ PLAYING SCALES OFF-KEY ]

4. >> WINNER OF THE PALME D'OR AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL.

5. DANIEL DAY-LEWIS IS...

6. "THE HUMPING ROBOT."

7. >> FROM THE MOMENT I WAS ENGINEERED, I KNEW I WAS A...

8. DIFFERENT KIND OF ROBOT.

9. I DON'T CARE IF I RUST!

10. I JUST WANT LOVE!

11. >> AND KATE WINSLET AS...

12. THE WASHING MACHINE.

13. >> I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, MARIAN — I DIDN'T COME HERE TO

14. DO MY LAUNDRY.

15. >> WELL, WHAT DID YOU COME FOR, THEN?

16. >> YES!

17. YES, I'M FRONT-LOADING YOU!

18. >> OH, YES, DARLING!

19. OH, DARLING!

20. >> THIS SHOULD BE WRONG, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!

21. >> I'M SORRY.

22. IT'S MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A ROBOT AND A WASHING MACHINE TO

23. HAVE CHILDREN.

24. >> NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

25. >> NEW YORK TIMES SAYS "WEIRD, SUPREMELY CONFUSING.

26. DAY-LEWIS IS A TOUR DE FORCE."

27. >> OH.

28. >> THE LOS ANGELES TIMES RAVES, "DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE."

29. "THE HUMPING ROBOT"...

30. THRUSTING AT YOUR FACE THIS SUMMER.

31. >> HEY, MAN.

32. WHAT YOU IN FOR?

33. >> JOHN, THIS IS CAMERON, YOUR NEW TERMINATOR.

34. >> WOW!

35. >> SHE'LL FOLLOW YOUR COMMANDS, DEFEND YOU FROM DANGER, AND

36. NEVER, EVER QUIT.

37. >> UNDERSTOOD, MOM.

38. I'LL TAKE HER ON A TEST RUN TO DETERMINE HER FULL CAPABILITIES.

39. >> VIDEO MEMORY FULL.

40. >> WHAT DID YOU SAY?

41. >> I SAID, "MY VAGINA'S BLEEDING."

42. >> OH...

43. OH...

44. >> OH, LOOK, EVERYBODY.

45. HERE COMES CRYBABY JOHNNY.

46. YOU WANT ANOTHER WEDGIE, CRYBABY?

47. WHY DON'T YOU CRY IT OFF?

48. WAAH!

49. WAAH!

50. WAAH!

51. AAAAAAAAH! HAAAH!

52. HAAAH! HAAAAAAH!

53. >> YOU'RE SO HOT.

54. >> >> THERE'S ONE LAST SYSTEM TO

55. CHECK OUT, MOM.

56. YEAH! MMM!

57. YEAH! OH!

58. FEELS LIKE A REAL GIRL!

59. SAY IT!

60. >> COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

61. >> YES! YE-E-E-E-E-S! OH!

62. >> Care to try a bonus meal

63. today?

64. >> NO!

65. WHY ASSSSSK THAT, ASSSSS IF YOU COULD INFLUENCCCE MY DECCCISION

66. RIGHT BEFORE I ORDER?

67. >> What would you like, Sir?

68. >> YESSSS.

69. I'LL HAVE A SSSSMALL SSSSPRITE AND A —

70. >> Could you repeat that?

71. I'm getting a hissing noise.

72. >> I SSSSSAID, I'LL HAVE A SSSSSMALL SSSSSPRITE AND —

73. >> Could you speak more clearly, Sir?

74. >> UGH!

75. >> TELL HIM I WANT SEVEN SUPERSIZED SPECIAL SANDWICHES.

76. >> WITH SWEET-AND-SOUR SAUCE.

77. >> YOU'RE ALL DOING THIS ON PURPOSSSSE!

78. >> I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER.

79. >> THANK YOU, SSSSSSEBASTIAN.

80. >> >> OH, WITH A STRAWBERRY SHAKE.

81. >> AAH!

82. >> READY TO TALK, MOCKINGBIRD?

83. >> "READY TO TALK, MOCKINGBIRD?" >> AAH!

84. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.

85. SCOUT, SEE IF THE COAST IS CLEAR.

86. >> COAST IS CLEAR, FINCH.

87. >> GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD.

88. >> YAAH!

89. UGH!

90. UGH!

91. >> JEM! JEM!

92. USE YOUR GEMSTONES!

93. [ WHIR! ] >> AAAAAAH!

94. >> Both: YEAH!

95. >> AND... THAT'S MY BOOK REPORT ON "HOW TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD"

96. BY LEE... HARPER OSWALD...

97. OR WHOEVER.

98. >> COULDN'T EVEN SPRING FOR THE CliffsNotes, HUH?

99. [ WHACK! ] >> SMILES, EVERYONE.

100. SMILES.

101. OUR GUESTS ARE HERE TO HAVE THEIR FANTASIES COME TRUE.

102. I TRUST YOUR FLIGHT WAS ENJOYABLE.

103. >> YEAH, IT WAS GREAT.

104. UM, ENOUGH WITH THE CHITCHAT, THOUGH.

105. WHEN DO I GET TO A DONKEY?

106. >> I-I BEG YOUR PARDON?

107. >> WHEN DO I GET... TO... A DONKEY?

108. >> S-SURELY YOU HAVE ANOTHER FANTASY YOU'D LIKE TO —

109. >> NO, NO.

110. YOU GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN, OR AM I GONNA KICK YOUR ASS?

111. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

112. MY FANTASY IS TO KICK HIS ASS.

113. >> WHAT?

114. >> YEAH, I WANT TO BEAT THE MOTHER OUT OF

115. YOUR FOREIGN-ASS HEAD.

116. THAT'S MY FANTASY.

117. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

118. YOUR FANTASIES ARE SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE A-AN IDENTICAL TWIN OR

119. A-A — OR — OR A FAMILY MEMBER BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE FOR A DAY.

120. I-IMAGINE BEING THE PRESIDENT OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY.

121. >> DOES THAT MIDGET DO ANAL?

122. >> Sí.

123. YES, I DO.

124. >> UM, LIKE, HEY, DAD?

125. >> YEAH?

126. >> I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, LIKE, REAL PERSONAL.

127. >> OKAY.

128. >> DO YOU DOUCHE?

129. >> I SURE DO.

130. BUT ONLY WITH MAXIMUM DOUCHE.

131. >> WHY MAXIMUM DOUCHE?

132. >> IT'S THE ONLY DOUCHE FOR MEN, AND IT KEEPS MY DOUCHE FACTOR

133. GOING ALL DAY LONG.

134. DOUCHE ♪ ♪ IT'S GOT TO BE THE

135. MAXIMUM DOUCHE ♪ >> HEY, THANKS, DAD.

136. >> DON'T BE A HOMO.

137. >> MAXIMUM DOUCHE — IT PUTS BEING A DOUCHE IN THE BAG.

138. >> WHERE'S MY INHALER?

139. MY INHALER — I NEED IT.

140. SAVE ME, INHALER.

141. >> MAN, I WISH I COULD VISIT THE LAND OF OZ.

142. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

143. SO COOL...

144. BUT ACTUALLY, IT WOULD BE MUCH

145. COOLER TO VISIT A TOPLESS BEACH IN FRANCE.

146. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

147. SO COOL...

148. HELLO, FRENCH BOOBIES!

149. AW, DANG IT.

150. >> PUT ON THESE RUBY SLIPPERS AND FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK

151. ROAD.

152. >> UM, DO YOU HAVE ANY ROADS THAT GO TO TOPLESS BEACHES?

153. >> PERHAPS THERE ARE TOPLESS BEACHES AT THE EMERALD CITY!

154. BUT — BUT PROBABLY NOT.

155. >> CAN I TAP THESE SHOES TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND WISH...

156. >> Both: TO GO TO A TOPLESS BEACH?

157. >> NO.

158. THE STORY DON'T WORK THAT WAY, KID.

159. >> HERE I AM, HAVING AN ADVENTURE IN THE LAND OF OZ.

160. YAY.

161. >> WELL, HIYA!

162. MY HEAD IS STUFFED WITH STRAW.

163. >> YEAH, HI.

164. THAT'S PRETTY NEAT, I GUESS.

165. WAIT!

166. THIS IS MY DREAM, SO IF I WANT IT TO BE SUPERCOOL, ALL I HAVE

167. TO DO IS DREAM IT!

168. BE SUPERCOOL.

169. BE SUPERCOOL.

170. BE SUPERCO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OL!

171. BE IT!

172. >> I SEEK VENGEANCE.

173. >> YES!

174. >> IF I ONLY HAD A HEART.

175. >> TAKE MINE.

176. IT'S BROUGHT ME NOTHING BUT PAIN.

177. >> HANG ON.

178. LET ME TRY SOMETHING.

179. BE SUPERCOOL.

180. >> LET'S TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT AND STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOME

181. DECEPTICON ASS SO HARD, WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE'RE WEARING SOCKS

182. MADE OF DRIED >> OH, YES!

183. >> GROWL.

184. I'M JUST A BIG OLD COWARDLY — >> BE SUPERCOOL.

185. >> LION-O — LEADER OF THE THUNDERCATS.

186. >> OH, OH, OH!

187. >> OH!

188. I MUST HAVE THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS!

189. >> SHEESH!

190. CHICKS AND SHOES.

191. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?

192. HAH!

193. [ WHACK! ] >> FLYING MONKEYS, BRING ME THE

194. NERD AND HIS PATHETIC FRIENDS!

195. >> OH, YEAH!

196. >> WHEEEE!

197. >> WHAT THE >> DID SOMEBODY ORDER SOME RUBY

198. SLIPPERS?

199. >> OKAY, FELLAS, TAKE IT EASY.

200. >> 'CAUSE HERE'S A SPECIAL DELIVERY...

201. >> All: RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!

202. >> GET THEM!

203. >> THUNDER.

204. THUNDER.

205. THUNDERCATS — HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

206. CAN'T... QUITE... REACH THEM.

207. >> KEEP SAYING "THUNDER"!

208. >> THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER!

209. THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER!

210. THUNDER! THUNDER!

211. HA HA HA HA!

212. YEAH!

213. THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER!

214. >> THEY'RE TOO FAST!

215. >> JUST TRANSFORM!

216. TRUST ME.

217. [ BONG! ] >> HA HA HA!

218. WELL, THAT'S JUST PRIME.

219. >> YOUR MAGICALLY APPEARING TRAILER IRRITATED FANS OF THE

220. CARTOON, BUT NOW IT'S YOUR GREATEST WEAPON!

221. >> 10-4, GOOD BUDDY.

222. YEAH!

223. EAT GRILLE!

224. FROM THE LEFT!

225. [ BONG! ] >> HA HA HA! YOU'LL NEVER WIN!

226. >> IT DOESN'T MATTER.

227. EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT FRUSTRATION AND PAIN.

228. EVERYTHING YOU LOVE EVENTUALLY LEAVES YOU.

229. MISERY IS YOUR ONLY CONSTANT FRIEND.

230. >> YOU'RE RIGHT.

231. >> YES!

232. OH, COME ON, NOW, FELLAS.

233. I WAS JUST PLAYING AROUND WITH THAT "KILL THEM!" THING.

234. LET'S JUST TAKE IT EASY.

235. >> WELL, THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS TO KILL A WICKED WITCH, AND I

236. DON'T SEE ANY FALLING FARMHOUSES AROUND HERE.

237. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

238. >> OH, NO!

239. NO!

240. NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

241. I'M MELTING!

242. MELTING!

243. WHAT A WORLD.

244. >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY THIS DREAM COULD GET EVEN BETTER.

245. >> All: FRENCH BOOBIES!