Robot Chicken 4x16

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Batman gets a new look at Two Face, G.I. Joe celebrate their years in service, the creators imagine what the next Traveling Pants movie might look like, plus a new Dark Crystal for the next generation.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.

4. Y-YOU HAVE TO BREAK THAT UP FIRST.

5. >> WHAT? WHY?

6. >> THOSE PLASTIC THINGS KILL TURTLES.

7. >> OH, GOSH. RIGHT. OKAY.

8. OH, DON'T KILL THE TURTLES.

9. [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> GRR!

10. [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> GRR!

11. >> OUR CEREAL SALES ARE WAY DOWN.

12. WHAT DO WE DO?

13. >> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU — SUGAR INTERNET VIRAL

14. VIDEO — AND SOME PUNCTUATION — EXCLAMATION POINT!

15. THROUGH THE ROOF!

16. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

17. >> WELL, FOR FRUIT MONSTER, HOW ABOUT A VIDEO CALLED

18. "TWO BERRIES, ONE CUP"?

19. I PUT TOGETHER A ROUGH DEMO.

20. ROLL IT!

21. >>

22. >> >>

23. >> THERE YOU GO.

24. >> SIR, THIS ISN'T A SPERM BANK.

25. IT'S A BLOOD BANK.

26. >> THEN HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO FILL THE CUP?

27. >> I FOLLOWED YOU TO THIS HOT-CHOCOLATE FACTORY, TWO-FACE.

28. AND THIS TIME, I'M BRINGING YOU DOWN.

29. >> NOT SO FAST, BATMAN.

30. YOUR FATE LIES IN A FLIP OF THIS COIN.

31. HEADS, YOU LIVE.

32. TAILS, YOU DIE.

33. OH, DEATH.

34. >> AAH!

35. >> I'M SORRY, HARVEY.

36. >> DON'T CALL ME HARVEY.

37. CALL ME BY MY NEW NAME.

38. THREE-FACE!

39. THIS IS MY THREE-SIDED DIE.

40. ONE, YOU LIVE.

41. TWO, YOU DIE.

42. THREE, WE DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE TOGETHER.

43. AHA.

44. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA THREE-SIDED DIE!

45. WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLEACH!

46. THREE-FACE, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE HOSPITAL.

47. >> CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME — FOUR-FACE!

48. I'M HOLDING FOUR STRAWS IN MY HAND.

49. IF YOU CHOOSE THE SHORTEST ONE, YOU DIE.

50. IF YOU CHOOSE THE LONGEST ONE, YOU LIVE.

51. THE OTHER TWO WILL DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT I THROW BLEACH ON

52. YOUR COSTUME OR WE DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE TOGETHER.

53. >> ALL RIGHT, FOUR-FACE.

54. I'LL PLAY YOUR GAME.

55. >> OH. OOH.

56. THIS IS REALLY GOOD HOT CHOCOLATE.

57. >> THE SOUP'S NOT BAD, EITHER.

58. >> OH, YEAH? CAN I TRY SOME?

59. >> WAIT, HARVEY, NO!

60. >> AAH!

61. >> 20 YEARS OF SERVICE.

62. >> SINCE YOU'RE A CHEF AND BLACK, WE GOT YOU THIS CHOCOLATE

63. STATUE.

64. >> THE BEST GIFT OF ALL IS YOUR SMILING FACES.

65. BUT THANKS FOR THE GIFT THAT'S MILDLY RACIST.

66. WHAT'S GOING ON?

67. >> I THINK YOUR STUPID DOG ATE ROADBLOCK'S STATUE.

68. >> DOGS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE.

69. >>

70. >> OH, NO.

71. >> NEITHER DEATH NOR LIFE NOR ANGELS NOR POWERS NOR HEIGHT NOR

72. COBRA NOR ANYTHING ELSE IN ALL CREATION WILL BE ABLE TO

73. SEPARATE US FROM THE LOVE OF GOD IN CHRIST JESUS, OUR LORD.

74. >> All: YO, JOE.

75. >> OH, THANK YOU, DUKE.

76. THAT WAS REAL — REAL — REAL PRETTY.

77. >> COME ON, MUTT!

78. LET'S GET JUNKYARD'S ASHES SPREAD.

79. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

80. >> YEAH.

81. YEAH, J-JUNKYARD ALWAYS LOVED RUNNING ON THE BEACH.

82. JUNKYARD!

83. >> OH!

84. >> OH, SORRY, BOSS!

85. I THOUGHT THAT'D GO WAY DIFFERENT!

86. >> WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S NOW WITH GREAT PRIDE THAT WE ADD

87. JUNKYARD'S NAME TO G.I. JOE'S WALL OF FALLEN HEROES.

88. WOW!

89. HOO!

90. ONLY ONE NAME?

91. HEY, DIDN'T LIFT-TICKET GET SHOT DOWN LAST YEAR?

92. >> I PARACHUTED TO SAFETY!

93. >> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

94. DARN.

95. I SWEAR SOMEONE GOT SHOT BY A LASER, THOUGH.

96. DIDN'T ANYBODY GET SHOT BY A LASER?

97. ANYBODY?

98. SHOT?

99. HUH.

100. WELL, I BET COBRA'S WALL'S FREAKIN' FULL OF NAMES!

101. AM I RIGHT, JOES?

102. >> All: YO, JOE!

103. >> HMM.

104. MM-HMM.

105. AH, WE NEED MORE NAMES!

106. YOU! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

107. >> WILSON, SIR!

108. >> AND THERE'S ONE FOR THE WALL.

109. >> DON'T WORRY.

110. I-I'M OKAY!

111. I'M JUST A LITTLE — >> POW!

112. >> JETSON!

113. DID YOU FINISH THAT REPORT?

114. >> RIGHT HERE IN MY BRIEFCASE, MR. SPACELY.

115. >> JETSON!

116. >> WHO WANTS A RIBBED POODLE?

117. >> YOU SAW THEM IN "SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS" AND

118. "SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2."

119. NOW IN A BREAKOUT ROLE, THE TRAVELING PANTS STAR IN

120. "ZIP IT UP!" HE'S A CITY COP, AND HIS NEW

121. PARTNER, BRUCE WILLIS, DOESN'T LIKE PANTS.

122. >> A PAIR OF PANTS KILLED MY UNCLE.

123. >> AND THEY'VE GOT TO TAKE DOWN A SWEATSHOP SYNDICATE TOGETHER.

124. >> YAH!

125. >> AAH!

126. >> AND IN THE END —

127. >> HEY.

128. >> AND IN THE END, THEY'LL MAKE

129. A PERFECT PAIR.

130. >> IT'S A GOOD FIT.

131. >> GET READY TO TRAVEL ON THE JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME, AND BE

132. SURE TO COME IN YOUR PANTS.

133. >> >> GOD BLESS YOU.

134. >> AAH! DARN IT!

135. >> OUR "DARK CRYSTAL" SEQUEL IS DOOMED!

136. >> WELL, IT'S BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT HELL FOR YEARS.

137. NOW THEATERS DON'T EVEN WANT IT.

138. >> WE NEED A BRAND-NEW TAKE, SOMETHING THAT REALLY TRICKS

139. KIDS INTO THINKING THEY WANT TO SEE A MOVIE ABOUT PUPPETS.

140. >> YO, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY!

141. THIS IS LIL' JEN, A.K.A.

142. M.C. GELFLING!

143. I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU ON A LITTLE JOURNEY.

144. RAISE UP YOUR GLASSES, Y'ALL, AND GET READY FOR THE STORY OF

145. THE DARK CRISTAL.

146. WITH A TEK, BOTTLE GOT WRECKED ♪ ♪ IT SPLIT TWO DIFFERENT RACES

147. TO TWO DIFFERENT PLACES ♪ ♪ THE SKEKSIS HEADED WEST WITH

148. THEIR CREEPY DEAD-BIRD FACES ♪

149. >> ♪ HUM ♪

150. >> AH, YEAH.

151. THAT SOUND GOOD RIGHT THERE.

152. C-R-I-S TO THE T-A-L ♪ ♪ FULL THROTTLE, FIX THE BOTTLE

153. WHOA!

154. >> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?

155. ASSHOLES ♪ ♪ I PUT THE CRACKED SHARD OF THE

156. >> ♪ THAT'S THE END OF THE DARK

157. CRISTAL ♪ >> HOs!

158. >> WELL, WE FAILED YOU, JIM.

159. >> SWEET RELIEF!

160. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

161. >> YEAH! CHOCOLATE TASTES GREAT!

162. >> SPARKY WANTS SOME, TOO!

163. >> NO!

164. CHOCOLATE CONTAINS THEOBROMINE, WHICH IS TOXIC TO DOGS!

165. >> BUT SPARKY SEEMS FINE.

166. HE WANTS SOME MORE.

167. >> WELL, THIS ISN'T CHOCOLATE.

168. THIS IS CAROB.

169. >> HUH?

170. >> YOUR DOG'S FINE, BUT YOUR MOM IS A FILTHY HIPPIE.

171. >> NOW WE KNOW!

172. >> WHATEVER.