Robot Chicken 4x15

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK!

4. I THINK YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG UMBRELLA, WAK WAK WAK.

5. >> AAAAH!

6. MY UMBRELLA'S TAKING ME UP INTO THE SKY!

7. THIS IS NOT MY UMBRELLA!

8. AAAAAH!

9. >> MARION, DON'T LOOK AT IT!

10. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!

11. >> >> BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOOOO!

12. >> OPEN YOUR EYES!

13. LOOK AT US!

14. >> DON'T DO IT, MARION!

15. DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

16. >> YOU'RE NOT TICKLISH, ARE YOU?

17. >> S-STOP!

18. >> OPEN YOUR EYES, AND I'LL STOP!

19. >> NO, I WON'T OPEN MY EYES!

20. >> OOH, I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE!

21. >> GIVE IT BACK!

22. >> YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN YOUR EYES!

23. >> DON'T, MARION!

24. DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

25. >> BUT HE'S GOT MY NOSE, INDY!

26. >> DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

27. IT'S NOT YOUR REAL NOSE!

28. >> LOOKS LIKE THEY AREN'T GONNA OPEN THEIR EYES, GUYS!

29. LET'S JUST LEAVE.

30. >> OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING!

31. SEE YOU LATER.

32. BYE.

33. WE LEFT.

34. >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE.

35. >> COME ON, MAN!

36. JUST OPEN YOUR EYES!

37. >> NO!

38. MARION, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

39. >> SCREW THIS, MAN!

40. I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THAT ARK IN 3,000 YEARS!

41. I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE SQUARES.

42. >> HE'S RIGHT.

43. LET'S JUST GO.

44. >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL OUT

45. THERE!

46. WE'RE NOT OPENING OUR EYES!

47. SO, WE'RE — WE'RE GONNA KEEP THEM CLOSED!

48. >> TIMMY, DON'T SIT SO CLOSE TO THE TV.

49. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

50. >> ONE DAY IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE OF NOOL, AN ELEPHANT

51. NAMED MORTON PLAYED HOOKY FROM SCHOOL.

52. HE WAS CHILLIN' ON THE STOOP, JUST PEACIN' ON THE BLOCK, WHEN

53. ONTO HIS TRUNK LANDED A TINY CRACK ROCK.

54. HE THOUGHT...

55. >> I COULD SELL THIS, MAKE FIVE OR SIX BUCKS.

56. >> BUT THEN HE HEARD A TINY VOICE THAT HOLLERED...

57. >> WHAT, WHAT?

58. >> MORTON LISTENED CLOSELY AND HELD VERY STILL.

59. HE COULD HEAR TINY VOICES IN THE TOWN OF WHAT-WHAT-VILLE.

60. THEY WERE HAVING A PARTY WITH A DEEJAY IN THE CUT, AND EVERYBODY

61. WAS YELLING...

62. >> All: WHAT, WHAT?

63. >> MORTON HAD A NEW PURPOSE.

64. HE FELT A NEW DRIVE — TO HIDE THE ROCK AND KEEP THE PARTY

65. ALIVE!

66. HE WALKED DOWN THE STREET, AND OUT OF THE BLUE, HE CAME

67. FACE-TO-FACE WITH CRACKHEAD KANGAROO.

68. SHE WAS SHAKING AND TWITCHING.

69. HER EYELIDS WERE BLACK.

70. SHE SAID...

71. >> M-M-M-MORTON!

72. I-I-I'LL SUCK YOUR C-C-C FOR THAT CRACK!

73. >> WELL, SOMETIMES AN ELEPHANT JUST HAS TO NUT.

74. SO THAT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD OF...

75. >> WHAT, WHAT?

76. WHAT? WHAT?

77. WHAT? WHAT?

78. >> YOU SIT HERE TODAY AND ACCUSE MY CLIENT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT,

79. BUT ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOUR PAPER JAMS DREW HIM TO YOUR

80. SENSITIVE PARTS?

81. LET'S ADMIT IT.

82. YOU WANTED HIM TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU!

83. YOU WANTED IT!

84. >> MEGATRON IS DESTROYED.

85. THE WORLD IS SAFE.

86. JAZZ, MY FRIEND, WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.

87. >> WHAT'S THE SITCHES, BITCHES?

88. >> JAZZ!

89. WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

90. >> TORN IN HALF, THAT'S ALL!

91. WE'RE ROBOTS, MAN!

92. JUST SOLDER MY ASS BACK TOGETHER!

93. YEAH!

94. >> SADLY, YOU DIED IN GLORIOUS BATTLE.

95. >> NAH.

96. IT'S JUST A MINOR SETBACK.

97. WAIT!

98. I CAN STILL TRANSFORM!

99. HOLD ON!

100. I'M COMING!

101. OW!

102. OH, YOU'RE TOO FAST!

103. OW!

104. WAIT FOR ME, FELLAS!

105. OH, NO!

106. OH, MY GOD, DOES THAT HURT!

107. OW!

108. >> HEY, MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

109. HOW DO YOU EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?

110. >> I PRETEND THE PEANUT BUTTER IS

111. YOUR SOUL, AND I SUCK IT OUT, AND THEN I CRUSH THE REMAINING

112. EMPTY HUSK IN MY CRUEL, COLD FIST.

113. >> WAIT! BE QUIET!

114. SOMETHING'S SHOWING UP ON THE RADAR!

115. >> MAYBE IT'S RINGO'S LUNCH.

116. HE ATE A BIG SANDWICH.

117. >> I STILL HAVE SAND IN ME MOUTH.

118. >> Shhhhh!

119. LOOK!

120. >> SANDWICHES ARE ME BREAD AND BUTTER.

121. >> GOOD ONE, JOHN.

122. >> DAMN IT! SHUT THE HELL UP!

123. IT'S A SUBMARINE FROM THE LAND OF THE BLUE MEANIES — THE

124. DREADED BLUE OCTOBER!

125. I'M GONNA SEND THEM A PING.

126. [ PING! ] >> WAS THAT... A PING?

127. >> YES, SIR!

128. >> YOU KNOW WE DON'T SAY "YES" IN MEANIE LAND.

129. >> OH, SORRY.

130. NO, SIR.

131. SHOULD I PING THEM BACK, SIR?

132. >> NO.

133. >> NO?

134. >> NO.

135. I SAID "NO."

136. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

137. >> NO.

138. >> PING THEM BACK.

139. >> YES, SIR!

140. I MEAN, NO, SIR.

141. [ PING! ] >> THEY PINGED US BACK!

142. >> I KNOW.

143. MY EARS ARE STILL PINGING.

144. >> HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.

145. WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD?

146. >> ACID.

147. >> AFTER THAT.

148. >> LOVE.

149. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

150. MAYBE THOSE MEANIES IN THE BLUE OCTOBER DON'T WANT TO

151. DECLARE WAR.

152. MAYBE THEY WANT TO DECLARE LOVE AND DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND.

153. >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

154. LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT LOVE.

155. >> ♪ LOVE YOUR LOVE WITH LOVE ♪ >> THEY'RE SINGING.

156. MAYBE THEY KNOW WE'RE TRYING TO DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND.

157. >> SIR, ANOTHER SUBMARINE FROM MEANIE LAND FOLLOWED US!

158. >> OPEN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT!

159. FIRE!

160. >> ANOTHER SUBMARINE FIRED A GLOVE AT THE BLUE OCTOBER!

161. >> I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

162. STEER OUR SUBMARINE STRAIGHT TOWARD THE GLOVE!

163. >> YOU'RE CRAZY!

164. WE'LL ALL DIE!

165. >> WHO CARES?

166. WE'RE JUST CARTOONS.

167. >> SPOOL FEED AHEAD!

168. >> SHOULD I ARM THE GLOVE, SIR?

169. >> YES, YES!

170. NO!

171. >> OOH, LOOK.

172. A HOLE.

173. [ ZIP! ] >> WHAT HAPPENED?

174. WHY DIDN'T IT EXPLODE?

175. PERISCOPE!

176. >> LOOK AT US!

177. WHIP WHIP HOORAY!

178. >> HOLE IN ONE, RINGO.

179. HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD WORK?

180. >> I DIDN'T.

181. I'M ON ACID.

182. >> WAY TO GO, RINGO.

183. MAYBE NOW YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE GROUPIES FIRST.

184. >> REALLY?

185. >> NO.

186. >> >> I'M LAUGHING AT RINGO!

187. >> IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN IT'S AT YOUR EXPENSE.

188. >> I'M ON ACID.

189. >> WHAT THE...?

190. >> ABRACADABRA!

191. >> OH!

192. >> PRESTO!

193. >> OH.

194. >> >> OH, I HATE PROCESSING

195. MAGICIANS.

196. >> MA, DON'T TEACH CHELSEA THAT GIRLY CRAP.

197. THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES.

198. HERE.

199. >> OH, AND A FASHION DOLL WITH BIG WATERMELON BOOBS TEACHES THE

200. RIGHT LESSONS, HUH?

201. THAT'S — THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON?

202. >> BARBIE IS A FREAKING RACE-CAR DRIVER THESE DAYS, MA.

203. SHE BUNGEE-JUMPS AND PARASAILS, AND I THINK THERE'S EVEN A

204. BOMB-DISPOSAL-ROBOT ACCESSORY.

205. >> THANK YOU FOR THE BARBIE.

206. >> GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING,

207. ESPECIALLY MATH.

208. LET ME BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR ABOUT THAT.

209. >> ALL RIGHT, BARBIE!

210. LET'S HAVE ADVENTURES!

211. >> THAT'S HER!

212. THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL!

213. >> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

214. >> WELL, CHELSEA'S RACE CAR HIT THE WALL AT SPEEDS IN EXCESS OF

215. 200 MILES AN HOUR, SO — PFFT?

216. >> RACE CAR?

217. WHERE DID SHE GET A RACE CAR?

218. >> GIRLS THESE DAYS HAVE ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES, MA'AM.

219. THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES.

220. >> SHE WAS 8 YEARS OLD!

221. >> AT LEAST SHE DIED DOING WHAT SHE LOVED, MA.

222. >> SHE LOVED KNITTING!

223. >> YES, THAT'S LOVELY.

224. NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST FILL OUT SOME FORMS.

225. >> CHELSEA.

226. THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

227. WHORE!

228. >> THIS IS LEX LUTHOR.

229. ONLY ONE THING ALIVE ON LESS THAN FOUR LEGS CAN HEAR THIS

230. FREQUENCY, SUPERMAN, AND THAT'S YOU.

231. IN APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES, A POISONOUS GAS WILL FLOOD THE

232. CITY, ANNIHILATING HALF OF METROPOLIS.

233. IT SEEMS EXCESSIVE, BUT HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO MEET YOU,

234. SUPERMAN?

235. AFTER ALL, YOU'D NEVER ACCEPT AN INVITATION TO TEA.

236. BUT A DISASTER WITH CITIZENS IN

237. DANGER — WELL, I JUST KNEW YOU WOULDN'T RESIST THE CHANCE TO

238. HELP.

239. >> OW!

240. OW!

241. OW!

242. OW!

243. OW!

244. OW!

245. OW!

246. OW!

247. >> FLUBBER BRAND CONDOMS, ON SALE NOW!

248. >> WHERE'S THAT NEW DRIVER YOU

249. HIRED?

250. >> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

251. >> I'M THE BEST!

252. >> LET'S GO!

253. >> THERE'S FOUR OF YOU!

254. >> WHO CARES?

255. NOW DRIVE!

256. >> THE DEAL WAS TRANSPORTATION FOR THREE MEN WHOSE COMBINED

257. WEIGHT DID NOT EXCEED 250 KILOS!

258. >> WELL, THIS IS A NEW DEAL!

259. NOW DRIVE!

260. >> ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO!

261. >> ARE YOU NUTS?

262. THEY'RE ALMOST HERE!

263. >> THAT'S BETTER!

264. HEE-HEE!

265. HERE WE GO!

266. >> COME ON, MAN!

267. THEY'RE GAINING ON US!

268. >> I ALWAYS COME PREPARED!

269. [ PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! ] >> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

270. BANANA PEELS?

271. >> WHOA!

272. ACTUALLY, THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE!

273. >> WHOO-HOO-HOO!

274. >> LOOK OUT!

275. [ WHOOSH! ] >> ARE THOSE GREEN TURTLES?

276. >> WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY'RE GETTING SHOT!

277. >> NO!

278. GREEN TURTLES ARE IN DANGER!

279. >> YAHOO!

280. YAHOO!

281. >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY TO SMASH THROUGH THAT, ARE YOU?

282. >> I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M THE BEST!

283. YAHOO!

284. YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOO!

285. DON'T WORRY!

286. THEY WON'T FOLLOW US OUT HERE!

287. >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY

288. WOULDN'T FOLLOW US!

289. >> ONCE WE'RE ACROSS THAT BRIDGE, WE'RE HOME FREE!

290. >> HE'S GAINING ON US!

291. DO SOMETHING!

292. >> WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

293. >> HE'S GONNA CATCH US!

294. USE ONE OF THE THINGS!

295. >> NO! NOT THAT ONE!

296. THE BLUE TURTLE SHELL ALWAYS SEEKS OUT...

297. THE LEAD CAR.

298. AAAAAAAAAH!

299. BA-GAWK! BAWK.