Robot Chicken 4x13

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Superman takes it all off, meet the original Dukes of Hazzard, the creators imagine what the new Wii might look like and things come to blows when the Smurfs take on the Snorks.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> OH, NO, GOT AN EYELASH!

5. UGH!

6. OH, MAN, IT'S IN MY EYE!

7. UGH!

8. OH, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!

9. I CAN'T GET IT — UH-OH.

10. YEAH, THAT'S STUCK IN THERE.

11. >> OH, I'M SORRY, OFFICER.

12. DID I DO SOMETHING WRO—

13. >>

14. >> WAY TO GO, CHAMP!

15. THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT!

16. >> COME ON, SON!

17. ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

18. YOU GOT TO GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

19. DEAD FROM THE PLAGUE ♪ >> A-WHOOPIE!

20. [ SPLASH! ] >> I DON'T KNOW.

21. SEEMS LIKE CHEATIN'.

22. >> WELL, SHOULD WE THROW IT BACK?

23. >> LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU COME UP WITH, FELLAS!

24. >> THANK YOU, MY LIBERTARIAN FRIENDS, FOR MAKING US YOUR

25. NOMINEES FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF THE

26. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

27. >> 1984 IS THE YEAR OF THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY!

28. WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS!

29. >> YES, UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROCK BAND QUEEN WON'T LET US PLAY

30. THEIR HIT "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS," BUT ENJOY THIS

31. SOUNDALIKE, WHICH WE WILL PLAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

32. >> FOUR YEARS AGO, I SAID WE WOULD BE CHAMPIONS!

33. HOW WRONG I WAS.

34. RONALD REAGAN SOUNDLY BEAT US.

35. >> IN FACT, WE RECEIVED LESS THAN 1% OF 1% OF THE VOTE.

36. >> BUT IT IS 1988, AND THE COUNTRY NEEDS TO COME TOGETHER

37. LIKE A FAMILY!

38. >> WE ARE FAMILY!

39. WE ARE FAMILY!

40. >> DON'T WORRY, SISTER SLEDGE.

41. THIS IS NOT YOUR COPYRIGHT-PROTECTED MUSICAL HIT

42. "WE ARE FAMILY."

43. IT'S SOMETHING BETTER.

44. >> FOUR YEARS AGO, WE ASKED AMERICA TO JOIN OUR FAMILY.

45. AMERICA SAID NO.

46. >> SO WE DECIDED TO MAKE LOVING FAMILIES OF OUR OWN.

47. WHO ELSE WANTS TO GET ON BOARD THE LOVE TRAIN?

48. >> SADLY, THE O'JAYS WON'T LET US USE THEIR HIT SONG

49. "LOVE TRAIN."

50. >> EVEN THOUGH IT EXPRESSES EVERY POLITICAL IDEAL WE STAND

51. FOR.

52. >> NEXT STOP, THE WHITE HOUSE!

53. >> TOOT TOOT!

54. ALL ABOARD!

55. >> ♪ RIDE THE FRIEND CHOO-CHOO ♪ >> WELL, SADLY, NOT A SINGLE

56. VOTER CHOSE TO BOARD THE FRIENDSHIP CHOO-CHOO.

57. WORSE, DESPITE USING THE SOUNDALIKE, THE O'JAYS STILL

58. SUED US.

59. >> AND DURING THE 16-YEAR LEGAL BATTLE, UNSAVORY PRIVATE MATTERS

60. WERE REVEALED, RESULTING IN THE SPECTACULAR IN-COURT SUICIDE OF

61. MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, JEANETTE.

62. >> MY WIFE, SARAH, ALSO COMMITTED SUICIDE.

63. BUT, UH, THAT WAS UNRELATED TO THE TRIAL.

64. >> THESE TRAGEDIES TAUGHT US THAT LIFE, LIKE VOTING FOR A

65. THIRD PARTY, ARE ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS.

66. >> SO I-IN THE END, ALL WE, THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY, ARE IS DUST

67. IN THE WIND!

68. >> DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT!

69. >> I MEAN, ALL OF US IS AIRBORNE MINI DIRT.

70. >> AIRBORNE MINI DIRT, Y'ALL!

71. >> SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE IS

72. THE IMAGINARY NUMBER "I."

73. >> I DON'T GET IT.

74. OH, NOW I GE— >>

75. >> CLARK! IT'S ME — LOIS!

76. OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

77. >> GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS.

78. >> UGH!

79. >> THEY'RE IN YOUR HEAD IF YOU LOOK INSIDE OF THE MICROSCOPE OR

80. ACUTES IF YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND THEM, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO

81. PREVALENT.

82. I'M MADE OF CHOCOLATE!

83. >> OH, WHILLIKERS, MR. KENT!

84. YOU LOOK AWFUL!

85. LET'S GET YOU HOME.

86. >> YOU BETTER DRINK UP, FISHES,

87. 'CAUSE YOU NEED TO BE DRINKING!

88. >> UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE CLARK WAS EXPOSED TO SOME RED KRYPTONITE.

89. I BETTER — HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

90. OH, HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

91. SAY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WITH YOUR REGULAR CLOTHES WHEN YOU

92. TURN SUPER?

93. >> MINE DISAPPEAR WHEN I SPIN AROUND.

94. >> MINE JUST GO INTO MY RING.

95. >> UH, I DON'T KNOW.

96. I JUST DROP MINE IN THE STREET, I GUESS.

97. I'M SAVING LIVES!

98. >> HMM.

99. I THOUGHT SO.

100. >> EW!

101. >> THE LEADER OF THE BAND!

102. >> HIS BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY INSTRUMENTS!

103. >> THIS IS BORING!

104. >> BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE!

105. WAIT TILL YOU TRY THE LATEST WII FIT GAME, "HUMPING ROBOT."

106. >> WOW!

107. [ FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING ] AWESOME!

108. >> CAN I PLAY?

109. >> SURE!

110. >> IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

111. >> AAH!

112. I WANT TO PLAY.

113. >> "HUMPING ROBOT" FOR WII FIT.

114. GET YOUR COPY TODAY.

115. REPETITIVE STRESS DISORDER MAY LEAD TO TOTAL FAILURE OF THE

116. PELVIS.

117. >> OKAY, OUR LEAD STORY IS THE ZONING-COMMISSION SCANDAL.

118. NEXT UP, METRO SECTION.

119. KENT, WHAT DO YOU GOT?

120. >> THE JEFFERSONS ARE ON SATURN!

121. THE ROBOT'S IN THE FOREGROUND IN MY HEAD, SCREAMING!

122. >> GOOD. GO WITH THAT.

123. >> WHO SAYS HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE USELESS?

124. UP, UP, AND AWAY.

125. >> EXCUSE ME, FROG.

126. CAN YOU HELP ME GET ACROSS THE RIVER?

127. I COULD RIDE ON YOUR BACK.

128. >> OH, BUT YOU'RE A SCORPION.

129. YOU'LL STING ME!

130. >> NO!

131. WE'D BOTH DROWN.

132. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

133. >> HMM.

134. OKAY!

135. >> IT'S IN MY NATURE!

136. >> YOU!

137. >> OW! YOU SHOT ME!

138. >> BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT IS MY NATURE!

139. >> RELAX! WE MADE IT! CHILL!

140. >> CHILL THIS, ASSHOLE!

141. >> EXCUSE ME, SIR, MIGHT YOU

142. GIVE A TIRED GERBIL A RIDE ACROSS?

143. I PROMISE NOT TO CRAWL INTO YOUR ASS OR ANYTHING.

144. BUT WHY?

145. >> IT'S IN MY NATURE.

146. >> UGH!

147. GOT TO CUT BACK ON THE SMURFBERRIES.

148. ALL THAT FIBER TURNS MY INTESTINES INTO A SMURFING LOG

149. FLUME.

150. HUH, WONDER WHO THE PAGE-THREE GIRL IS.

151. GEE, SMURFETTE.

152. SHOCKER.

153. UH-OH. OH, NO.

154. GO DOWN. GO DOWN.

155. OH, NO! OH, NO!

156. OH, OH! SMURF ME UP THE SMURF!

157. >> THE VILLAGE SEPTIC TANK IS SMURFED TO HELL!

158. >> WELL, HANDY, WE'RE A COMMUNIST SOCIETY, SO HURRY UP

159. AND FIX IT FOR FREE.

160. >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

161. THE TANK RUPTURED.

162. THE SEWAGE HAS SMURFED INTO THE WATER TABLE.

163. >> UGH!

164. UNCLE GALLIO, I FEEL SICK.

165. EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE ROTTEN SMURFBERRIES.

166. >> OUR WATER HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED, AllStar.

167. >> SO HOW DOES A TEST TUBE WORK UNDERWATER, EXACTLY?

168. >> IT DOESN'T TAKE A SCIENTIST TO FIGURE OUT THOSE JERK-ASS

169. SMURFS ARE DUMPING CRAP IN OUR LAKE AGAIN!

170. >> ARE THOSE FLYING FISH?

171. >> I HATE FLYING FISH!

172. >> ARE THOSE FLYING FISH STUFFED WITH DYNAMITE?

173. >> I HATE FLYING FISH STUFFED WITH —

174. >> I REALLY HAVE AN ETHICAL

175. PROBLEM WITH THIS.

176. >> WHAT? THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING.

177. JUST REMEMBER, 72 FISH VIRGINS AWAIT YOU IN FISH HEAVEN.

178. >> TO ME, MY SMURFS!

179. IT'S WAR!

180. WAR!

181. >> I CAN'T HEAR!

182. I CAN'T HEAR!

183. >> YOU COULDN'T HEAR BEFORE!

184. YOUR NAME IS DEAF SMURF, FOR GOD'S SAKES!

185. >> OH, YEAH!

186. WELL, IT STILL SUCKS!

187. >> SEE? LIKE "BRAVEHEART"!

188. >> A PRESENT!

189. >> EVERYONE, STOP PICKING UP THE PRESENTS!

190. [ Slow-motion ] ST-O-O-O-O-OP!

191. >> EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME.

192. WE'RE GONNA OUTFLANK THEM WITH A PINCER MANEUVER!

193. THEN WE'LL ENCIRCLE THEM WITH A BLITZKRIEG!

194. >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SMURFING ABOUT, BRAINY!

195. >> PAPA SMURF SAID I'M IN CHARGE, AND PAPA SMURF IS ALWAYS

196. RIGHT, BECAUSE PAPA SMURF — [ WHIRL! ]

197. HEY, IT'S TRUE!

198. THE BRAIN DOES STAY ALIVE AFTER DE-SMURFITATION.

199. >> >> AAH!

200. >> STOP IT, YOU STUPID BOYS!

201. THIS ISN'T ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING!

202. >> ARE YOU A F— ARE YOU A F— A FEMALE?

203. >> WELL, SURE I AM.

204. WHY?

205. >> >> WE THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE

206. GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD, THIS TIRED, OLD WORN-OUT WHORE OVER

207. HERE!

208. >> HEY!

209. >> SO IT'S AGREED.

210. WE'LL STOP SMURFING OUR TURDS IN YOUR LAKE.

211. >> AND IN RETURN, WE SHALL GIVE

212. YOU PHOTOS OF OUR WOMEN.

213. >> TO MASTURBATE TO.

214. >> YES, TO MASTURBATE TO.

215. >> UNBELIEVABLE!

216. ROTTEN SCUM-BAG MEN.

217. UGH!

218. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

219. >> >>

220. STUPID FISH!

221. GET IN THE PAN!