Robot Chicken 4x12

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Simon Belmont knows what works, Kermit introduces everyone to his cousin and the creators imagine what the new Gone With The Wind Re-make might look like, plus Annie Warbucks celebrates her Super Sweet Sixteen.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> SHOW YOURSELF, DRACULA, OR I'LL TEAR CASTLEVANIA FROM ITS

4. VERY FOUNDATION.

5. >> DRACULA'S LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES, SIMON BELMONT.

6. >> >> Both:

7. >> A WHIP?

8. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING MORE POWERFUL.

9. OW! OW! OW!

10. HOLY CROW, THAT HURT!

11. I CAN'T FEEL MY DAMN FINGERS!

12. >> TAKE ME TO YOUR MASTER!

13. >> OKAY, DAMN, JUST TAKE IT EASY WITH THE WHIP!

14. >> I DON'T THINK MY HAND WORKS ANYMORE.

15. I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FIST.

16. >> DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW LOUD THAT IS?

17. >> SO, WE MEET AGAIN, BELMONT.

18. DO YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER DIED IN EXACTLY THAT SPOT?

19. OOH, WHAT'S THAT, A WHIP?

20. OOH, OOH, YOU HIT THE TIT.

21. AAH! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

22. OW, THE TIT.

23. OH, I'M THE MASTER.

24. I DON'T HAVE TO STAND FOR THIS.

25. OH!

26. OW! OOH! AAH!

27. >> WHAT KIND OF A SADIST USES A WHIP?

28. >> COULD BE A FETISH.

29. >> OW! OW! OW!

30. >> OH!

31. REGGIE.

32. >> HERE YOU GO, JUDGE.

33. >> THANK YOU, REGGIE.

34. >> A-A-A-A-ND...

35. KILLED BY A FAIRY.

36. ♪ GOOGLE'S MY FRIEND, AND IT'S

37. >> WE'VE BEEN HACKED!

38. >> TRACE THE SIGNAL!

39. WE MUST OVERREACT IMMEDIATELY!

40. >> "CLICK HERE TO NUKE CANADA"?

41. THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

42. >> GET DOWN!

43. GET ON THE GROUND NOW!

44. I WANT TO SEE YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW!

45. DON'T MOVE! GET DOWN!

46. >> I GOT IT!

47. >> UH...

48. OOH! HEY!

49. >> YOU WILL ANSWER OUR QUESTION.

50. WHO IS CODE NAME HIGH PRIESTESS?

51. >> THE HIGH PRIESTESS IS EQUIVALENT TO A FOURTH-LEVEL

52. AGENT OR MORDOR.

53. >> MORDOR. AND WHERE IS THAT?

54. >> EAST OF GONDOR, I BELIEVE.

55. >> WATERBOARD.

56. >> WATERBOARD — WHAT IS THAT?

57. >> WHERE IS MORDOR?

58. >> SOUTH OF THE ASH MOUNTAIN!

59. >> WHERE?

60. >> NORTH OF THE SEA OF NúRNEN!

61. >> WHERE?

62. WHERE?

63. >> WHAT DO YOU

64. WANT ME TO SAY?

65. >> PAKISTAN.

66. >> PAKISTAN!

67. MORDOR'S IN PAKISTAN!

68. PLEASE, THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE.

69. I JUST WANTED TO BE A HIGH PRIESTESS.

70. >> OH, DON'T WORRY.

71. YOU WILL BE.

72. >> DANG IT!

73. >> YEAH!

74. >> All: ♪ START SHARING ♪ >> I LIKE SHARING.

75. >> YAY, EVERYBODY! SHARING!

76. THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT.

77. OH. HI, OLD GORDO.

78. HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS MY COUSIN GORDON GEKKO.

79. GORDON IS A POWERFUL EXECUTIVE ON WALL STREET.

80. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SHAR—

81. >> THE RICHEST 1% OF THIS COUNTRY OWNS HALF OUR COUNTRY'S

82. WEALTH — $5 TRILLION.

83. >> $1 TRILLION.

84. $2 TRILL—

85. >> SHUT UP.

86. GREED, FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, IS GOOD.

87. GREED WORKS.

88. >> MY DAD SAYS BEING GREEDY IS BAD.

89. >> YOUR DAD WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO POUR PISS OUT OF A BOOT IF THE

90. INSTRUCTIONS WERE ON THE HEEL.

91. IS KERMIT OVER HERE SHARING WITH YOU?

92. YOU THINK HE'S GETTING PAID THE SAME AMOUNT YOU ARE TO SIT HERE

93. AND SING SONGS ABOUT SHARING?

94. >> OKAY, GORDO. IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE

95. OFFICE.

96. >> SEE THIS BUILDING BEHIND ME?

97. FIRST PLACE I EVER BOUGHT.

98. FLIPPED IT AND MADE 800,000 BUCKS.

99. IT WAS BETTER THAN SEX.

100. >> OKAY, WHO WANTS TO SHARE A HEALTHY AFTER-SCHOOL SNACK?

101. >> I WANT TO MAKE $800,000!

102. >> ME, TOO!

103. >> FIRST YOU HAVE TO QUIT DRESSING LIKE 9-YEAR-OLD KIDS.

104. LET'S GO BUY THESE SOME LITTLE SUITS.

105. >> WELL, I GUESS THAT LESSON WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER

106. "DOUCHEBAG."

107. >> WE'LL BURN ATLANTA TO THE

108. GROUND!

109. >> YOUR CAUSE IS LOST, SOUTHERN FOOL.

110. >> I BELIEVE IN RHETT BUTLER.

111. HE'S THE ONLY CAUSE I KNOW.

112. SPLIT KICK!

113. >> JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME!

114. >> WAR, WAR, WAR.

115. I'M SO BORED, I COULD SCREAM.

116. >> I ALWAYS HAD YOU PEGGED FOR A SCREAMER, SCARLETT O'HARA.

117. >> >> CYNTHIA ROTHROCK!

118. >> [ GASPS, SCREAMS ]

119. >> [ GASPS, SCREAMS ]

120. >> COME HERE!

121. THERE WE GO.

122. >> OW!

123. >> HURRY, HAROLD!

124. I'M IN THE MO-O-O-O-OD!

125. >> H-E-E-E-ERE I-I-I-I-I...

126. CO-O-O-O-O-ME.

127. GONNA TA-A-A-A-P THA-A-A-A-A-T.

128. >> OH, DAMN IT!

129. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE PURPLE PANTS GROW ON TREES!

130. THERE'S ONLY ONE DILLARD'S THAT CARRIES THESE THAT'S ALL THE WAY

131. DOWNTOWN, AND NOW I HAVE TO —

132. >> WE, THE SCIENTISTS OF THE WORLD, ARE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT

133. JET PACKS!

134. "OH, MR. SCIENTIST, WHERE'S MY JET PACK?

135. WE'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE 1950s.

136. WAH, WAH, WAH!" WELL, WE TRIED, OKAY?

137. >>

138. >> SATISFIED?

139. NOW, PLEASE, LEAVE US ALONE SO WE CAN GET BACK TO MAKING YOUR

140. iPod SMALLER.

141. OR IF IT'S A WOMAN, IN THE TACO.

142. >> OW, MY TACO!

143. >> SO REMEMBER, KIDS, WE'RE LOCKED IN A DEATH STRUGGLE

144. AGAINST THE EARTH, WHICH HATES US.

145. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, SO WE GOT TO DESTROY IT FIRST!

146. OH, LET'S BUILD A GAS-POWERED ROCKET AND FLY AWAY TO ANOTHER

147. PLANET WHERE DINOSAURS AND KIDS JUST RIDE MOTORCYCLES AND SHOOT

148. MACHINE GUNS AND SIT AROUND ALL DAY, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IN THE

149. AIR-CONDITIONING AND NEVER GO TO GYM CLASS, MAN!

150. THANK YOU, OIL INDUSTRY!

151. OH, HEY, WE FORGOT TO DESTROY

152. THE EARTH.

153. >> All: YAY!

154. >> ♪ I'M TURNING 16 ♪ >> HEY, BITCHES!

155. I'M ANNIE WARBUCKS.

156. WHEN I WAS AN ORPHAN, I DREAMED OF BEING RICH!

157. NOW THAT I AM, I DREAM OF SHOWING THOSE OTHER ORPHANS JUST

158. HOW RICH I AM!

159. SO I'M THROWING A SUPER-BITCHING SWEET 16!

160. AS YOU CAN SEE, I LOVE RED, SO THAT'S THE THEME OF MY PARTY —

161. RED HAIR, RED DRESS, RED VODKA, AND FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT...

162. WHO THE ARE SIMPLY RED?

163. >> I THOUGHT THEY'D FIT YOUR THEME, DARLING!

164. >> DON'T SCREW THIS UP, GEEZ.

165. OH, MY GOSH!

166. THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE OFF THE HIZOOK!

167. SO I'M CREATING SUPER-SPECIAL INVITATIONS!

168. >> THANKS FOR THE INVITE, ANNIE.

169. >> UM, YOU DIDN'T GET AN INVITATION.

170. YOU ARE THE INVITATION.

171. ISN'T THAT CLEVER?

172. YOUR OWN LITTLE ORPHAN.

173. DADDY IS SO STUPID.

174. I TOLD HIM THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WANTED THE TWO ROUND OBJECTS I

175. SEEM TO BE MISSING, AND HE GOT ME A BOOB JOB!

176. UNH-UNH, NO PEEKING.

177. THESE SUNS WILL COME OUT TOMORROW.

178. SO I TOOK DADDY TO THE CAR DEALERSHIP TO PICK OUT MY

179. BIRTHDAY GIFT.

180. >> WELL, ANNIE, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RED CORVETTE?

181. >> I WANT A BIG RED CORVETTE!

182. >> OKAY.

183. >> WITH HUGE DIAMONDS FOR HEADLIGHTS!

184. >> SURE THING.

185. >> AND SOLID-GOLD SEATS!

186. >> OF COURSE, MY DEAR.

187. >> AND A... REALLY BIG...

188. >> BRING IT ON, BABY!

189. I'M DADDY WARBUCKS!

190. >> THIS IS NOT RED VELVET CAKE!

191. HOW CAN YOU SUCK AT SO MANY JOBS WHEN IT'S IN YOUR NAME,

192. "PUN-JOB"?

193. >> THAT GIRL!

194. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANNIE!

195. >> I GOT MY HAIR STRAIGHTENED SO THAT JUST FOR, LIKE, ONCE I

196. DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A 75-YEAR-OLD RETIREE.

197. >> YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

198. YOU DID LOOK LIKE A 75-YEAR-OLD RETIREE.

199. >> GET THE OUT OF MY

200. PARTY!

201. >> SHE WAS A BIG HIT ON THE RED

202. CARPET!

203. >> I SAW HER OTHER RED CARPET, MORE LIKE A WELCOME MAT.

204. >> MY PRESENT HAD BETTER BE HUGE, OLD MAN!

205. >> ANNIE, I'VE GOTTEN YOU THE BIGGEST, REDDEST GIFT MONEY CAN

206. BUY...

207. MARS!

208. >> THIS HAS BEEN THE SWEETEST

209. SWEET 16 EVER!

210. UGH! MARS SUCKS!

211. SANDY, IS THAT YOU?

212. WAIT! COME BACK!

213. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

214. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.