1. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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2. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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3. >> SHOW YOURSELF, DRACULA, OR
I'LL TEAR CASTLEVANIA FROM ITS
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4. VERY FOUNDATION.
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5. >> DRACULA'S LEAST OF YOUR
WORRIES, SIMON BELMONT.
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6. >>
>> Both:
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7. >> A WHIP?
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8. MORE POWERFUL.
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9. OW! OW! OW!
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10. HOLY CROW, THAT HURT!
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11. I CAN'T FEEL MY DAMN FINGERS!
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12. >> TAKE ME TO YOUR MASTER!
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13. >> OKAY, DAMN, JUST TAKE IT EASY
WITH THE WHIP!
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14. >> I DON'T THINK MY HAND WORKS
ANYMORE.
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15. I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FIST.
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16. >> DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW LOUD
THAT IS?
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17. >> SO, WE MEET AGAIN, BELMONT.
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18. EXACTLY THAT SPOT?
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19. OOH, WHAT'S THAT, A WHIP?
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20. OOH, OOH, YOU HIT THE TIT.
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21. AAH! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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22. OW, THE TIT.
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23. OH, I'M THE MASTER.
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24. I DON'T HAVE TO STAND FOR THIS.
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25. OH!
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26. OW! OOH! AAH!
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27. >> WHAT KIND OF A SADIST USES A
WHIP?
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28. >> COULD BE A FETISH.
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29. >> OW! OW! OW!
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30. >> OH!
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31. REGGIE.
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32. >> HERE YOU GO, JUDGE.
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33. >>
THANK YOU, REGGIE.
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34. >> A-A-A-A-ND...
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35. KILLED BY A FAIRY.
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36. ♪ GOOGLE'S MY FRIEND, AND IT'S
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37. >> WE'VE BEEN HACKED!
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38. >> TRACE THE SIGNAL!
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39. WE MUST OVERREACT IMMEDIATELY!
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40. >> "CLICK HERE TO NUKE CANADA"?
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41. THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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42. >> GET DOWN!
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43. GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
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44. NOW!
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45. DON'T MOVE! GET DOWN!
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46. >> I GOT IT!
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47. >> UH...
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48. OOH! HEY!
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49. >> YOU WILL ANSWER OUR QUESTION.
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50. HIGH PRIESTESS?
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51. >> THE HIGH PRIESTESS IS
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52. AGENT OR MORDOR.
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53. >> MORDOR. AND WHERE IS THAT?
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54. >> EAST OF GONDOR, I BELIEVE.
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55. >> WATERBOARD.
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56. >> WATERBOARD — WHAT IS THAT?
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57. >> WHERE IS MORDOR?
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58. >> SOUTH OF THE ASH MOUNTAIN!
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59. >> WHERE?
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60. >> NORTH OF THE SEA OF NúRNEN!
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61. >> WHERE?
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62. WHERE?
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63. >>
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64. WANT ME TO SAY?
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65. >> PAKISTAN.
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66. >> PAKISTAN!
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67. MORDOR'S IN PAKISTAN!
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68. PLEASE, THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE.
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69. PRIESTESS.
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70. >> OH, DON'T WORRY.
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71. YOU WILL BE.
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72. >> DANG IT!
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73. >> YEAH!
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74. >> All: ♪ START SHARING ♪
>> I LIKE SHARING.
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75. >> YAY, EVERYBODY! SHARING!
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76. THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO IT.
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77. OH. HI, OLD GORDO.
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78. HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS MY COUSIN
GORDON GEKKO.
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79. ON WALL STREET.
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80. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
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81. >> THE RICHEST 1% OF THIS
COUNTRY OWNS HALF OUR COUNTRY'S
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82. WEALTH — $5 TRILLION.
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83. >> $1 TRILLION.
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84. $2 TRILL—
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85. >> SHUT UP.
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86. GREED, FOR LACK OF A BETTER
WORD, IS GOOD.
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87. GREED WORKS.
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88. >> MY DAD SAYS BEING GREEDY IS
BAD.
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89. >> YOUR DAD WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO
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90. INSTRUCTIONS WERE ON THE HEEL.
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91. YOU?
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92. YOU THINK HE'S GETTING PAID THE
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93. AND SING SONGS ABOUT SHARING?
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94. >> OKAY, GORDO.
IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE
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95. OFFICE.
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96. >> SEE THIS BUILDING BEHIND ME?
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97. FIRST PLACE I EVER BOUGHT.
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98. FLIPPED IT AND MADE 800,000
BUCKS.
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99. IT WAS BETTER THAN SEX.
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100. >> OKAY, WHO WANTS TO SHARE A
HEALTHY AFTER-SCHOOL SNACK?
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101. >> I WANT TO MAKE $800,000!
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102. >> ME, TOO!
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103. >> FIRST YOU HAVE TO QUIT
DRESSING LIKE 9-YEAR-OLD KIDS.
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104. LET'S GO BUY THESE SOME
LITTLE SUITS.
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105. >> WELL, I GUESS THAT LESSON WAS
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106. "DOUCHEBAG."
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107. >>
WE'LL BURN ATLANTA TO THE
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108. GROUND!
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109. >> YOUR CAUSE IS LOST, SOUTHERN
FOOL.
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110. >> I BELIEVE IN RHETT BUTLER.
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111. HE'S THE ONLY CAUSE I KNOW.
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112. SPLIT KICK!
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113. >> JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME!
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114. >> WAR, WAR, WAR.
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115. I'M SO BORED, I COULD SCREAM.
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116. >> I ALWAYS HAD YOU PEGGED FOR A
SCREAMER, SCARLETT O'HARA.
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117. >>
>> CYNTHIA ROTHROCK!
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118. >>
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119. >>
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120. >> COME HERE!
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121. THERE WE GO.
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122. >>
OW!
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123. >> HURRY, HAROLD!
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124. I'M IN THE MO-O-O-O-OD!
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125. >> H-E-E-E-ERE I-I-I-I-I...
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126. CO-O-O-O-O-ME.
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127. GONNA TA-A-A-A-P THA-A-A-A-A-T.
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128. >> OH, DAMN IT!
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129. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE PURPLE
PANTS GROW ON TREES!
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130. THERE'S ONLY ONE DILLARD'S THAT
CARRIES THESE THAT'S ALL THE WAY
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131. DOWNTOWN, AND NOW I HAVE TO —
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132. >> WE, THE SCIENTISTS OF THE
WORLD, ARE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT
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133. JET PACKS!
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134. "OH, MR. SCIENTIST, WHERE'S MY
JET PACK?
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135. WE'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE
1950s.
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136. WAH, WAH, WAH!"
WELL, WE TRIED, OKAY?
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137. >>
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138. >> SATISFIED?
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139. NOW, PLEASE, LEAVE US ALONE SO
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140. iPod SMALLER.
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141. OR IF IT'S A WOMAN, IN THE TACO.
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142. >> OW, MY TACO!
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143. >> SO REMEMBER, KIDS, WE'RE
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144. AGAINST THE EARTH, WHICH HATES
US.
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145. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, SO WE GOT
TO DESTROY IT FIRST!
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146. OH, LET'S BUILD A GAS-POWERED
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147. DAY, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IN THE
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148. GYM CLASS, MAN!
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149. THANK YOU, OIL INDUSTRY!
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150. OH, HEY, WE FORGOT TO DESTROY
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151. THE EARTH.
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152. >> All: YAY!
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153. >> ♪ I'M TURNING 16 ♪
>> HEY, BITCHES!
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154. I'M ANNIE WARBUCKS.
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155. WHEN I WAS AN ORPHAN, I DREAMED
OF BEING RICH!
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156. NOW THAT I AM, I DREAM OF
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157. HOW RICH I AM!
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158. SO I'M THROWING A SUPER-BITCHING
SWEET 16!
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159. AS YOU CAN SEE, I LOVE RED, SO
THAT'S THE THEME OF MY PARTY —
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160. RED HAIR, RED DRESS, RED VODKA,
AND FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT...
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161. WHO THE ARE SIMPLY RED?
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162. >> I THOUGHT THEY'D FIT YOUR
THEME, DARLING!
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163. >> DON'T SCREW THIS UP, GEEZ.
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164. OH, MY GOSH!
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165. THE HIZOOK!
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166. SO I'M CREATING SUPER-SPECIAL
INVITATIONS!
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167. >> THANKS FOR THE INVITE, ANNIE.
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168. >> UM, YOU DIDN'T GET AN
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169. YOU ARE THE INVITATION.
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170. ISN'T THAT CLEVER?
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171. YOUR OWN LITTLE ORPHAN.
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172. DADDY IS SO STUPID.
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173. SEEM TO BE MISSING, AND HE GOT
ME A BOOB JOB!
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174. UNH-UNH, NO PEEKING.
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175. TOMORROW.
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176. BIRTHDAY GIFT.
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177. >> WELL, ANNIE, HOW ABOUT A
LITTLE RED CORVETTE?
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178. >> I WANT A BIG RED CORVETTE!
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179. >> OKAY.
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180. >> WITH HUGE DIAMONDS FOR
HEADLIGHTS!
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181. >> SURE THING.
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182. >> AND SOLID-GOLD SEATS!
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183. >> OF COURSE, MY DEAR.
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184. >> AND A... REALLY BIG...
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185. >> BRING IT ON, BABY!
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186. I'M DADDY WARBUCKS!
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187. >>
THIS IS NOT RED VELVET CAKE!
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188. WHEN IT'S IN YOUR NAME,
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189. "PUN-JOB"?
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190. >> THAT GIRL!
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191. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANNIE!
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192. >> I GOT MY HAIR STRAIGHTENED SO
THAT JUST FOR, LIKE, ONCE I
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193. DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A 75-YEAR-OLD
RETIREE.
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194. >> YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
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195. YOU DID LOOK LIKE A 75-YEAR-OLD
RETIREE.
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196. >> GET THE OUT OF MY
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197. PARTY!
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198. >> SHE WAS A BIG HIT ON THE RED
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199. CARPET!
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200. >> I SAW HER OTHER RED CARPET,
MORE LIKE A WELCOME MAT.
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201. >> MY PRESENT HAD BETTER BE
HUGE, OLD MAN!
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202. >> ANNIE, I'VE GOTTEN YOU THE
BIGGEST, REDDEST GIFT MONEY CAN
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203. BUY...
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204. MARS!
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205. >> THIS HAS BEEN THE SWEETEST
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206. SWEET 16 EVER!
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207. UGH! MARS SUCKS!
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208. SANDY, IS THAT YOU?
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209. WAIT! COME BACK!
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210. BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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211. BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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