Robot Chicken 4x11

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The creators imagine an alternate ending to Armageddon, what a new Star Trek character might look like, the excitement that is M.A.S.K. And the WWF's new up and coming challenger.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> AND TO ALL YOU KIDS UNDER 18 WATCHING "ROBOT CHICKEN," SHAME

4. ON YOUR PARENTS!

5. >> OKAY, KIDS, WHO WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT DIFFERENT TYPES OF

6. LEAVES?

7. OKAY, WHO WANTS TO PLAY ON YOUR

8. CELLPHONES AND TWITTER YOUR FACEBOOKS OR WHATEVER THE HELL

9. WHILE I GO SMOKE BEHIND THAT TREE?

10. SEE YA.

11. >> BUT WHAT ABOUT

12. THE LEAVES?

13. OH, MY GOSH!

14. JUST LIKE THE CLASSIC ANIME "RANMA NIBUNNOICHI."

15. WHOEVER BATHES IN THE SPRING OF DROWNED GIRL WILL BECOME AN

16. AWESOMELY SEXY LADY!

17. SO, THE QUESTION IS, DO I WANT TO BE AN AWESOMELY SEXY LADY?

18. HMM.

19. OH, MY GOSH!

20. I'VE GOT AND I'VE

21. AND THIS IS THESE ARE M— OH, IT FEELS SO

22. GOOD TO THE HAND!

23. >> THAT WILL BE $68.50.

24. BY WHICH I MEAN "FREE."

25. >> WHAT WONDERFUL POWERS!

26. HEE HEE!

27. ANY TOMBS YOU'D LIKE TO RAID?

28. THE FRANK MILLER ONE, NOT THE JENNIFER GARNER ONE.

29. THIS MAY BE YOUR FINAL FANTASY.

30. HOW ABOUT A LOOK AT THESE JEWELS, BATMAN?

31. YES, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

32. JUST ANOTHER GIRL.

33. OH, GOSH!

34. THESE ARE SO HEAVY!

35. >> OH, LET US HELP YOU!

36. >> THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!

37. YOU'RE REALLY HELPING, GIRLS.

38. AHH G-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A.

39. >> HEY, DOESN'T HOT WATER TURN RANMA INTO A BOY AGAIN?

40. >> HEY!

41. YEAH!

42. >> EW!

43. >> OHH!

44. >> GROSS!

45. >> WELL, IT'S STILL SKIN-ON-SKIN CONTACT.

46. WHOOPEE!

47. YES, I DO WANT TO BE AN AWESOMELY SEXY LADY!

48. HEE HEE HEE!

49. MAMMARIZE ME, FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE!

50. SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!

51. >> AND, TRAGICALLY, THIS IS WHERE A YOUNG LADY DROWNED MANY

52. YEARS AGO.

53. >> WAS SHE HOT?

54. >> THE BROCHURE SAYS SHE WAS 400 POUNDS WITH A CLUB FOOT AND

55. CHRONIC FLATULENCE.

56. SO... NO.

57. ANYWAY, BACK ON THE BUS, EVERYBODY!

58. MOVE IT AROUND.

59. >> Oh, no.

60. >> HEY, YOU MUST BE THE NEW GIRL!

61. MY NAME'S KAITLYN!

62. >> >> EW!

63. >> DANG IT.

64. >> AAH!

65. >> OH, NO!

66. YOU POOR WHALE!

67. >> ♪ MASK! ♪ ♪ NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S UNDERNEATH

68. WHY DO WE CALL THESE "MASKS," BY THE WAY?

69. THIS IS A HELMET, NOT A MASK.

70. PLAN WILL COME TO FRUITION.

71. Yes.

72. >> THE EXCITEMENT OF "THE BLACK HOLE" NOW ON DVD!

73. DON'T MISS ALL THE ACTION!

74. ON SALE NOW!

75. ACTION!

76. >> >>

77. >> Don't throw it to me.

78. Don't throw it to me.

79. Oh, no, no, no, not to me.

80. Don't throw it to me.

81. >> [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS,

82. CROWD CHEERING ]

83. >>

84. >> AW! TWO FOR FLINCHING!

85. >> THEY DON'T HURT.

86. SEE?

87. >> MIGHTY MOUSE!

88. WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HIM?

89. >> HE MY SISTER!

90. >> SLOW AND EASY, MAX.

91. WE DON'T WANT TO TWIST ANOTHER PIPE.

92. >> WHATCHA DOIN'?

93. >> WHOA!

94. >> AAH!

95. >> AAH!

96. >> WHOA!

97. SO...

98. WHATCHA DOIN'?

99. >> WE'RE GONNA DROP A NUKE DOWN THIS HOLE AND BLOW UP THE

100. ASTEROID SO IT DOESN'T HIT OUR PLANET AND KILL EVERYONE.

101. >> THAT'S WEIRD!

102. >> WHY?

103. >> WELL, MY DAD AND HIS TEAM ARE DOING THE SAME THING ON THAT

104. PLANET SO IT DOESN'T HIT US.

105. >> HIT YOU?

106. YOU'RE THE ONE HURTLING TOWARDS US!

107. >> IT'S ALL RELATIVE, REALLY, OBJECTS IN SPACE, AND BLAH,

108. BLAH, BLAH.

109. I JUST CAME UP TO WATCH THE SHOW.

110. IT SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE.

111. >> FRANKEN BERRY IS PART OF THIS NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.

112. >> HELLO?

113. >> FRANKENSTEIN'S GOT HIS OWN CEREAL?

114. >> I TAKE IT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE COUNT CHOCULA COMMERCIAL?

115. >> SHUT THE UP!

116. HAND ON A SEC.

117. HELLO?

118. >> AH-WHO-O-O-O-O DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?

119. >> I KNOW!

120. YOU'RE WATCHIN' THE FRANKEN BERRY COMMERCIAL, RIGHT?

121. >> NO. BOO BERRY.

122. >> WHO THE HELL IS BOO BERRY?

123. THAT DOES IT!

124. I'M MAKING MY OWN CEREAL!

125. BABOON.

126. COCOON.

127. FAFOON.

128. LEGUME.

129. NANOOM.

130. AHA!

131. >> TAKE TWO-O-O-O-O!

132. >> I'M FRIGHTENED...

133. THAT I WON'T FIND A DELICIOUS TREAT TO SNACK ON!

134. >> WHY NOT TURN THOSE CHILLS INTO THRILLS?

135. >> THE CREATURE WITH THE BLACK MACAROONS?

136. >> AND THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR SNACKIN'!

137. DIP THEM IN A LAGOON OF MILK TO MAKE THEM PART OF THIS

138. NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.

139. HOPE, HOPE, HOPE, HOPE!

140. BLACK MACAROONS?

141. FREE SAMPLES.

142. STRAIGHT FROM THE LAGOON.

143. MA'AM, WOULD YOU — OKAY.

144. SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME FRESH — MA'AM, COULD I INTEREST

145. YOU IN A — YOU.

146. SIR, THEY'RE BLACK, LIKE Y— SORRY.

147. SORRY.

148. BLACK MACAROONS?

149. SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH "LEGUMES."

150. >> WRITERS, WELCOME BACK TO THE THIRD SEASON OF

151. "STAR TREK: NEXT GENERATION."

152. AS YOU KNOW, THE FANS HATE WIL WHEATON'S CHARACTER,

153. WESLEY CRUSHER, AND IT'S STARTING TO GET DANGEROUS.

154. >> DANGEROUS HOW, MR. BERMAN?

155. >> WOW, THAT BILLBOARD COMPANY

156. WILL PRINT ANYTHING.

157. >> BIG AL'S BIG-ASS BILLBOARDS.

158. SURE, LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.

159. "PEPSI MAKES YOU PISS BLOOD."

160. GOT IT.

161. DR. PEPPER GETTIN' AGGRESSIVE.

162. BIG AL LIKES IT.

163. >> SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

164. >> WE COULD FIRE WIL WHEATON?

165. >> CAN'T!

166. HIS CONTRACT IS IRONCLAD AND DIPPED IN GOLD, HAD ALL THAT

167. "STAND BY ME" HEAT.

168. WE MADE SOME FOOLISH CHOICES.

169. >> OH, I KNOW!

170. LET'S INTRODUCE A CHARACTER SO BAD, IT'LL MAKE WESLEY CRUSHER

171. LOOK GOOD!

172. >> GENIUS!

173. >> UH, WE COULD JUST MAKE WESLEY BETTER?

174. >> YOU! OUT!

175. NOW!

176. >> SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE!

177. LET'S HAVE FUN, WESLEY!

178. SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE!

179. >> DARN IT, SNIRKLES, I CAN'T HAVE FUN RIGHT NOW!

180. I HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO!

181. >> SOMEONE NEEDS A SPACE BANJO SONG!

182. HEE HEE HEE!

183. SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE! SNIRKLE!

184. >> SNIRKLE-E-E-E-E-E-S!

185. >> UH-OH.

186. >> ANY, UH, LAST WORDS?

187. >> YES, PLEASE! THANK YOU!

188. TELL MY WIFE...

189. >> I LOVE DOING THAT.

190. >> JOHN CENA WAS SUPPOSED TO CHALLENGE ME FOR THIS

191. CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT.

192. BUT APPARENTLY, HE GOT LOST ON HIS WAY HERE!

193. >> THAT IS A LOAD OF BULL!

194. WE SAW TRIPLE H LET THE AIR OUT OF JOHN CENA'S TIRES!

195. DAMN HIM!

196. >> I GUESS IF NOBODY'S MAN ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE ME, I'LL

197. JUST TAKE MY CHAMPIONSHIP BELT AND GO HOME!

198. >> IT'S HER! IT'S HER!

199. DAKOTA FANNING IS IN THE BUILDING, AND, MAN, SHE LOOKS

200. PISSED!

201. >> AND LET'S NOT FORGET THAT

202. THE HORSE THAT WROTE POEMS," OPENS FRIDAY IN THEATERS ACROSS

203. THE COUNTRY!

204. >> I THOUGHT I WAS HERE TO TALK THE HORSE THAT

205. WROTE POEMS," BUT, APPARENTLY, SOME SON OF A BITCH HAD TO GO

206. AND RUN HIS MOUTH!

207. HYAH!

208. UNH! UNH! UNH!

209. >> IT'S ON!

210. IT'S ON NOW!

211. TRIPLE H IS IN A WORLD OF HURT!

212. >> HERE COMES THE GOOD PART!

213. UNH!

214. >> THE DAKOTA-NATOR!

215. THE DAKOTA-NATOR!

216. THIS MATCH IS OVER IF SHE CAN PIN HIM IN THE RING!

217. IT'S JOHN CENA!

218. >> HE MUST WANT A PIECE OF TRIPLE H, TOO!

219. >> AAH!

220. >> OHH, IT'S A DAMN DOUBLE CROSS!

221. JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H MUST HAVE SET UP DAKOTA FANNING FROM

222. THE BEGINNING!

223. >> OH, DAMN THEM!

224. DAMN THEM!

225. "THE HORSE THAT WROTE POEMS" OPENS FRIDAY!

226. DAMN THEM TO HELL!

227. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

228. >> "THE HORSE THAT WROTE POEMS" OPENS FRIDAY IN

229. THEATERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!