1. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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2. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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3. >> Good morning, Angels.
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4. >> All: GOOD MORNING, CHARLIE.
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5. >> Angels, do you know what I'm
not wearing?
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6. >> All: PANTS, CHARLIE.
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7. >> How did you know that,
Angels?
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8. >> All: IT'S THE SAME THING
EVERY DAY, CHARLIE.
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9. >> So you know what I'm gonna do
next, Angels.
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10. >> All: YES.
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11. WE'LL WAIT, CHARLIE.
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12. >>
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13. >> Both: WIZZAR!
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14. >>
>> OH, HOW I HATE THOSE
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15. MONCHHICHIS.
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16. >> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO 'EM
THIS TIME, BOSS?
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17. >> WE SHOULD HIDE THEIR BANANAS.
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18. >> WE SHOULD PUT GLUE ON THE
FLOOR SO THEY'LL STEP IN IT!
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19. >> NO!
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20. ALMOST ANYWHERE.
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21. >> OOH!
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22. THAT'S BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD.
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23. >> HA HA!
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24. WE GOT YOU NOW, MONCHHICHIS.
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25. >> NOW WHAT, YOU EVIL JERKS?
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26. >> YOU CAN GO FREE... IF YOU MAKE
IT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
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27. >> WHAT'S IN THE WATER?
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28. >>
YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT.
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29. >> Wizzar, use your magic.
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30. >> MY MAGIC'S NO MATCH FOR
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31. THE HEAD, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE.
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32. >> HEY, WHERE'S MONCHO?
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33. >>
>> RUN AWAY!
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34. >> I JUST WANTED TO PUT GLUE —
UGH!
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35. >> YOU MOTHER
MONCHHICHI!
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36. I TASTE APPLESAUCE.
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37. LIKE — UGH!
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38. >> WELL, LET'S WALK OUT OF HERE.
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39. >> YOU FIRST.
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40. >> WAIT!
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41. >> UH, OKAY.
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42. I GUESS THAT WAY IS SAFE, THEN.
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43. >> STOP!
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44. NOBODY MOVE!
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45. >>
>> WAIT!
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46. STOP!
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47. >>
>> GONKER!
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48. >>
>> WIZZAR, I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT
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49. OF THERE, MAN!
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50. >> NO!
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51. IF I'M GONNA DIE, IT'S GOING TO
BE ON MY TERMS!
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52. >> N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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53. >> HI.
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54. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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55. >> MONCHO.
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56. >> THANKS FOR TAKING US DOWN THE
RIVER.
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57. NO ONE ELSE WOULD.
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58. >> YOU WANT MY ADVICE?
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59. GO HOME.
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60. >> BUT WE'RE MAKING THE WORLD A
BETTER PLACE.
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61. >> THE WORLD.
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62. >> I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD
NEWS.
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63. THE BAD NEWS IS YOU'VE GOT
PROSTATE CANCER.
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64. >> WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
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65. >> WELL, AS PART OF THE
TREATMENT, YOU ARE IN FOR A LOT
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66. OF ASS PLAY.
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67. I MEAN, SO, IF YOU'RE INTO
THAT, JACKPOT!
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68. >> MY FRIENDS!
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69. MY FRIENDS!
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70. OH, GOD, WHY DID I SURVIVE AND
THEY DIDN'T?
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71. OH-HO!
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72. OH, MY FACE.
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73. OH, YOU'RE SICK!
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74. THIS IS A MADHOUSE!
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75. THIS IS A MADHOUSE!
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76. >> CLASS, PROFESSOR SNAPE
SUFFERED A MINOR... POTION
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77. ACCIDENT...
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78. >> NOT THE DESIRED EFFECT.
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79. >> ... SO PLEASE WELCOME YOUR
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80. FROM LAS VEGAS, THE PHENOMENON
HIMSELF — CRISS ANGEL!
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81. >> HELLO, YOUNG MAGICIANS.
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82. MINDFREAKED?
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83. BALANCE YOUR MIND, BODY, AND
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84. SPIRIT RIGHT ON THE RAZOR'S
EDGE.
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85. >> YES, BUT, SIR, WILL WE BE
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86. YESTERDAY'S HOMEWORK?
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87. >> HERE'S THE ONLY ANSWER YOU
NEED, LITTLE LADY.
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88. THERE ARE NO ANSWERS!
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89. >> THAT TEXTBOOK WAS 65 POUNDS!
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90. >> I'M SURE IT DIDN'T WEIGH
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MUCH.
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91. MINDFREAK!
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92. NOW, HOW'D I DO IT?
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93. >> YOU USED A WIRE.
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94. >> WIRE!
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95. >> THERE'S A WIRE AND A PULLEY.
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96. I SEE IT.
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97. >> WRONG.
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98. I MERELY FREAKED YOUR MIND!
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99. FIELD TRIP.
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100. >> WHERE DID TEACHER GO?
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101. >> MINDFREAK!
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102. THAT'S RIGHT, STUDENTS.
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103. EXTREME, YOU, TOO, CAN TAME
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104. MYTHICAL BEASTS.
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105. >> THAT'S NOT A UNICORN.
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106. >> THAT'S LITERALLY A PONY YOU
PAINTED WHITE.
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107. >> YOU CLEARLY JUST HOT-GLUED
THE HORN TO ITS HEAD.
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108. >> IS THAT HOUSE PAINT?
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109. >> IT'S A UNICORN.
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110. UNICORNS EXIST. THEY'RE REAL.
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111. >> WE KNOW THEY'RE REAL.
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112. THERE'S ONE RIGHT OVER THERE.
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113. >> OH, MAN, KIDS, I TOTALLY NEED
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114. AT THE LUXOR LAS VEGAS.
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115. >> UNICORNS BELONG IN THE WILD.
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116. >> I CAN SEE YOUR MINDS ARE NOT
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117. NOW, WATCH AS I TAME MYTH
ITSELF!
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118. OHH! AAH!
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119. >> THAT WAS THOROUGHLY
UNENJOYABLE.
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120. >> STUPID MUGGLE.
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121. >> MINDFREAK!
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122. >> SUGAR, SPICE, EVERYTHING
NICE, AND COCAINE — THE RECIPE
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123. FLIP THE OUT!
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124. >> GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK,
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125. CLEBORB.
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126. IT'S A LONG, LONG TRIP HOME.
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127. ENTERTAIN YOURSELF.
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128. >> FREDDY, WHY DON'T YOU WEAR
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129. YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?
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130. >> I'M NOT REALLY A SWEATER GUY.
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131. >> OH, POO!
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132. SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU
WEARING HER GIFT.
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133. >> BUT IT'S ITCHY.
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134. >> AND, DADDY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE
I GOT IT?
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135. >> NO, HONEY.
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136. >> THE SCHOOL BAZAAR.
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137. >> THAT'S NICE, HONEY.
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138. >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE,
DADDY?
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139. I ALSO BOUGHT YOU A HAT.
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140. >> OH, THAT'S GREAT, DARLING.
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141. >> CAN YOU WEAR IT NOW?
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142. >> WELL, FEDORAS DON'T REALLY GO
WITH SWEATERS, SWEETIE.
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143. >> YES, THEY DO.
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144. >> NO, THEY DON'T.
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145. >> YES, THEY DO.
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146. >> NO, THEY DON'T.
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147. !
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148. WHAT IS THIS MADE OF — PUBES?
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149. I CAN'T STOP SCRATCHING THIS
SWEATER!
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150. >> DADDY DOESN'T LIKE
HIS GIFTS!
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151. >> I'M — I'M SORRY, HONEY.
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152. DADDY LOVES HIS GIFTS.
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153. ITCHY SWEATER.
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154. STUPID SCHOOL BAZAAR.
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155. OHHH!
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156. OH, MARY.
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157. THAT'S THE STUFF!
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158. >> HI, DADDY.
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159. >> HI, HONEY.
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160. >> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I GOT YOU?
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161. >> NO, HONEY. WHAT?
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162. >> A TIE!
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163. >> WOW!
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164. THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
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165. >> CAN YOU WEAR IT NOW?
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166. >> TIES DEFINITELY DON'T GO WITH
SWEATERS, SWEETHEART.
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167. >> YES, THEY DO.
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168. >> NO, THEY DON'T.
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169. >> YES, THEY DO.
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170. >> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP
SHOPPING AT SCHOOL!
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171. NO MORE HATS, NO MORE SWEATERS,
NO MORE SCHOOL BAZAAR!
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172. NO MORE CRAPPY GIFTS!
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173. >> OH, MY GOD!
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174. CHILDREN!
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175. >> WHAT?
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176. NO, NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
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177. IT'S THE GIFTS THAT I HATE.
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178. >> CHILD ABUSER!
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179. >> WAIT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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180. IT'S AN ITCHY SWEATER!
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181. >> FREDDY KRUEGER!
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182. WORLD FOR THE ANGRIEST SOUL.
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183. FOR ALL ETERNITY!
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184. >> AW, HELL, IF IT GETS ME OUT
OF THIS MESS, I'LL TAKE IT.
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185. SWEATER.
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186. >> IT IS DONE!
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187. >> WHAT?
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188. FEDORA.
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189. AW, CO— OHH!
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190. B— WELL, AT LEAST I GOT MY
COMPLEXION.
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191. >>
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192. >> AND NOW BACK TO
"LIVING LOHAN."
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193. >> ALI, WHO DRANK ALL THE
ORANGE JUICE?
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194. >> I DON'T KNOW,
MOM.
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195. ORANGE-JUICE FAIRY DID IT!
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196. >> DON'T GET SMART WITH ME!
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197. >> DON'T YOU BE A BIG RAGING
BITCH FACE!
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198. >> Both: I NEED A CIGARETTE!
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199. >> UGH! WHY ARE ALL THESE
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200. PRIVACY?
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201. >> SORRY, COBRA COMMANDER, BUT
YOUR WEATHER COMBINATOR,
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202. CURRENTLY STUCK ON RAIN,
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203. NINJA SKILLS OF SNAKE-EYES!
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204. OOPS — SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
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205. >>
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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206. >> THAT IS NO CONCERN OF YOURS,
CIVILIAN.
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207. IDENTIFY YOURSELF AT ONCE!
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208. PREFERABLY WITH A CLIPABLE,
SAVEABLE FILE CARD.
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209. >> I'M ALI. DUH!
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210. SHOOT OUR TV SHOW.
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211. IT'S CALLED "LIVING LOHAN."
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212. >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO
BE SMOKING?
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213. >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE FAT TO BE
FAT?
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214. KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?
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215. YOU LOVE FOOD.
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216. >> HONEY, WERE YOU TALKING TO
THE NEW NEIGHBOR?
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217. I THINK THEIR DOG'S BEEN POOPING
IN OUR YARD.
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218. >> WHAT? OHH!
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219. POOP.
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220. >> GO TO HELL, MOM!
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221. I TOLD YOU — I'M NOT GONNA BE
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222. IT'S DEMEANING TO MY CAREER.
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223. I'M GONNA TRY THAT AGAIN WITH
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224. POSSIBLY 1,000%!
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225. WHO IN GOD'S GREEN SMURF ARE
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226. YOU?
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227. >> MADAM, DOES IT LOOK LIKE MY
NAME IS TRIPWIRE?
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228. BECAUSE AS I AM NOT THE G.I. JOE
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229. IT IF YOUR DOG DIDN'T LEAVE
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230. YARD!
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231. >> OKAY, NOTHING YOU SAID MEANT
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232. >> DON'T LET YOUR DOG GO POOPY!
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233. >> OHH.
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234. OHH!
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235. NICE DUMP.
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236. AHH!
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237. I'M JUST FERMALIZING THE LAWN.
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238. AAH!
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239. BAD DOG!
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240. >> FIRE BOLT!
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241. FIRE BOLT!
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242. >> FREEZE ARROW!
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243. FREEZE ARROW!
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244. >> ORC! ORC! ORC!
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245. I'M AN ORC!
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246. >> GARY'S GOT TO SAY — NOT
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247. >> BEEP! BEEP!
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248. HONK! HONK!
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249. I'M HERBIE!
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250. >> HEY!
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251. >> LOUD HORN.
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252. YOU!
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253. GOOD JOB, HERBIE.
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254. >> UH, EXCUSE ME.
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255. WHERE SAVAGERY MEETS SORCERY.
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256. THERE IS NO HERBIE.
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257. >> HERBIE IS MAGIC!
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258. IDIOT!
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259. >> ORC!
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260. >> AAH!
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261. ME?
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262. Follow me.
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263. >> AND IN THIS CORNER, IT'S
MUNSON!
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264. >> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!
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265. >> MUNSON — 1, GAY CRAB — 0.
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266. >> STOP IT, MUNSON!
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267. OH, HOW I HATE YOU!
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268. >> BEEP! BEEP!
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269. >> OOH — A BAD BOY.
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270. >> OH, A DAMAGED CHICK WITH
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271. >> OW!
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272. >> HEY, BABY.
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273. I'VE GOT A SCION.
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274. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,
BUT I HOPE IT MEANS "PENIS"!
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275. >> TOO BAD, MOM!
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276. I LOVE HIM!
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277. AND I'M PREGNANT!
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278. >> WELL, SO AM I.
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279. >> OH, YEAH?
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280. WELL, YOUR BABY'S GONNA HAVE
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281. OLD, AND INSIDE, YOUR NODARIES
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282. >> YOU!
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283. >> WHY DIDN'T ANYONE PICK ME UP
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284. >>
LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVING AGAIN.
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285. >> I'M THE GREATEST MOM IN THE
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286. BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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