Robot Chicken 4x1

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Seth and Matt enlist the help of Joss Whedon, Ron Moore and Seth MacFarlane to get their show renewed. PaRappa the Rapper is facing criminal charges when he takes his teacher's advice and does a rap that rats out the real criminal. Filming of an episode of Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love" is interrupted when it's revealed that she's an experimental cyborg. Movie and TV favorites are trimmed down to "Just the Good Parts."

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1. >> "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS CANCELED!

2. IS CANCELED!

3. CANCELED!

4. >> WELL, THAT WAS FUN.

5. BUT WITH "ROBOT CHICKEN" CANCELED, WE'LL NEED A WAY TO

6. MAKE MONEY.

7. >> AH, IF ONLY I'D CULTIVATED RELATIONSHIPS WITH SOME OF

8. HOLLYWOOD'S MOST DYNAMIC AND POWERFUL PLAYERS.

9. WAIT A MINUTE.

10. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID.

11. QUICK, MY LESS FAMOUS COMPANION, GRAB ON TO MY COATTAILS, AND

12. LET'S BE AWAY!

13. >> RETARD.

14. WOW! WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY'S OWN JOSS WHEDON, CREATOR OF "BUFFY,"

15. "ANGEL,"FIREFLY," AND "DOLLHOUSE," THANKS FOR MEETING

16. WITH US.

17. >> WE KIND OF HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.

18. >> OH, GOOD!

19. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WAY TO REPAY YOU FOR BAILING ON "BUFFY"

20. AFTER TWO SEASONS.

21. ANYTHING, SETH, REALLY.

22. >> ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE US DOING YOU A FAVOR.

23. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE CREATORS OF "ROBOT CHICKEN" WRITING ON

24. ONE OF YOUR SHOWS?

25. >> YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTHY OF WRITING IN THE WHEDONVERSE?

26. >> OH, WOW, YOU ACTUALLY SAY "WHEDONVERSE" IN REAL LIFE.

27. >> THAT'S RIGHT!

28. AND AS ONE OF MY CREATIONS, I DO BELIEVE I HAVE LET YOU LIVE LONG

29. ENOUGH.

30. TIME TO DIE, WEREWOLF!

31. >> WOW! RON MOORE, CREATOR OF "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"!

32. >> HOW ABOUT LETTING US COME ABOARD AND HELP YOU WITH YOUR

33. WHIP-SMART PLOTS?

34. >> HELP?

35. WHY WOULD I NEED HELP WRITING PLOTS?

36. I JUST THROW A DART AT THE CAST LIST, AND BOOM — THEY'RE A

37. CYLON.

38. RINSE, REPEAT, CASH THE CHECK.

39. WATCH. SHA-BOOM!

40. SHA-BONG! SHA-BING!

41. CYLON.

42. "OH, PLEASE HELP ME!

43. THIS IS SO HARD!" >> WELL, MAYBE I COULD ACT ON

44. THE SHOW.

45. I COULD BE A CYLON.

46. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

47. YOU COULD BE.

48. YOU WON'T GET ME, YOU SKIN-JOBS!

49. >> HEY, IT'S SETH MacFARLANE, CREATOR OF "AMERICAN DAD."

50. >> HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUYS.

51. CREATOR OF "FAMILY GUY," PLEASE.

52. >> LOOK, SETH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

53. WE NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY.

54. >> BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB VOICING CHRIS ON MY INSANELY

55. POPULAR SHOW.

56. >> YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE ON HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

57. A YEAR?

58. COME ON.

59. I DEPENDED ON "ROBOT CHICKEN."

60. >> "ROBOT CHICKEN"?

61. I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME SINCE IT GOT RENEWED.

62. >> "ROBOT CHICKEN'S" RENEWED.

63. >> HA! HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

64. >> HOW DID I DO THAT?

65. NO ONE'S ASKED ME THAT QUESTION SINCE C-3PO BOUGHT ME A LEATHER

66. JACKET WITH PEPSI POINTS.

67. >> >> WOW! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU

68. WANT!

69. QUICK! OFFHANDEDLY MENTION THAT TIME WE ALL ENDED WORLD HUNGER!

70. >> WHAT?

71. I HAVEN'T HEARD AN IDEA THAT BAD SINCE HANNA-BARBERA LAUNCHED

72. "SCOOBY-JEW."

73. >> LIKE, WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?

74. >> ONE SCOOBY SNACK FOR ALL THE WORK I DO?

75. I GO INTO A DUNGEON, I EXPECT AT LEAST TWO, MAYBE THREE SCOOBY

76. SNACKS.

77. >> HA HA! DIE, WEREWOLF!

78. >> DIE, CYLON!

79. >> AND CHECKERBOARD WIPE TO...

80. >> IT'S ALIVE!

81. >> IT'S ALIVE!

82. NO, AAH! AAH-HA!

83. AAH! AAH!

84. OW! BURNING! HOT!

85. >> >> YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT WAS

86. ARRESTED WITHOUT A LICENSE IN A CAR CONTAINING THREE CONCEALED

87. WEAPONS AND OVER AN OUNCE OF MARIJUANA.

88. >> WELL, COUNSEL, IF YOUR CLIENT INSISTS ON PLEADING THE 5th,

89. I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THROW THE BOOK AT HIM.

90. HOW DO YOU WANT TO PROCEED?

91. ORDER!

92. >> THIS IS ABSURD.

93. HE WANTS TO THROW US OFF HIS SCENT.

94. >> ♪ GOOD POINT, TALKING DOG ♪ ♪ I'LL SET YOU FREE WITH SERVED

95. TIME ♪ >> YOU UP NOW, PaRappa!

96. >> WHOA! OHH!

97. >> WHOA!

98. >> OH, JOHNNY, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

99. >> M-MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.

100. >> NO, NO, NO.

101. STAY.

102. TAKE OUT HER TITS.

103. >> STEVE, YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE WONDERFUL HOSTS.

104. I'M BEING SINCERE.

105. >> YOU KNOW, JULIE, I DON'T THINK YOU EVER GOT A TOUR OF THE

106. HOUSE.

107. >> YOU'RE RIGHT.

108. >> WELL, COME ON.

109. >> MORE APPLE PIE FOR US, HUH?

110. >> OH, YOU.

111. OH, WHO COULD THAT BE?

112. >> EXCUSE ME, MADAM, BUT I AM NEEDED UPSTAIRS!

113. >> STEVE!

114. >> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪ >> Keep it down!

115. >> I KNEW YOU ACTED WEIRD AROUND JULIE, YOU BASTARD!

116. >> PUT THIS ON YOUR PENIS!

117. >> GET OFF! GET OFF ME!

118. GET OFF ME!

119. >> JULIE, HOW COULD YOU?

120. >> MY CLOTHES JUST FELL OFF.

121. >> HER VAGINA WILL APPRECIATE YOUR FORETHOUGHT!

122. >> WILL YOU SHUT THE UP ALREADY?

123. >> I AM LEAVING YOU!

124. >> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪ >> HEY, WATCH THE HORSE!

125. THAT WAS MY GRANDMA'S — OH, NO, YOU BROKE IT!

126. >> THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A TROJAN CONDOM.

127. >> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪ >> YOU SAID MY

128. PROBLEM DIDN'T BOTHER YOU.

129. >> IT DOESN'T.

130. I MEAN, THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

131. >> IT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

132. >> A RESERVOIR TIP IS FOR YOUR SEMEN!

133. >> I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

134. >> YOU'RE A WHORE!

135. YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU WHORE!

136. >> I GUESS I'D BETTER GO.

137. >> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪ >> YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET

138. THE OUT OF HERE?

139. HOW ABOUT THAT?

140. >> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪ >> JUST IN CASE.

141. >> OKAY, I NEED SOMEONE TO ACT LIKE THEY'RE ATTACKING ME.

142. LOUISE, HOW ABOUT YOU?

143. >> ME? UH, OKAY.

144. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

145. JUST COME AT ME.

146. >> HIYA!

147. AAH!

148. >> OKAY, DID EVERYONE SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

149. >> LAST TIME ON "A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA"...

150. >> LeBARON...

151. YOU HAVE A SHOT AT LOVE.

152. ARE YOU INTERESTED?

153. >> YES!

154. >> I'M SORRY, DYKE.

155. >> IT'S DIANE.

156. >> YO, I GOT TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO MY ABS.

157. >> TILA, ARE YOU REALLY BISEXUAL?

158. BECAUSE I GET THE FEELING I NEVER HAD A CHANCE.

159. >> OH, I AM VERY BISEXIAL, DIANE.

160. I HAVE A NUMBER OF INTERESTS, INCLUDING ACTING AND HIP-HOP

161. RECORDING ARTIST.

162. I AM VERY BISEXIAL.

163. >> UNH! YEAH!

164. TOUGH TIE! YEAH!

165. >> BUT MY HEART WILL ALWAYS BELONG TO LEBANON.

166. >> IT'S LeBARON.

167. >> CUT!

168. THE MISPRONUNCIATIONS ARE STILL A PROBLEM.

169. >> BUT THAT'S WHY WE MADE HER OMNI-ETHIC, NOT TO MENTION THE

170. PREPUBESCENT ALIEN-WHORE APPEARANCE.

171. >> BUT IS IT READY?

172. >> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?

173. WE'RE MAKING A REALITY SH— >> IT HAS DEMONSTRATED A LIMITED

174. RANGE OF EMOTIONS, AND THE EMOTIONS ARE APPROPRIATE ALMOST

175. 50% OF THE TIME.

176. >> ALL RIGHT! IT'S GO TIME!

177. >> WHERE'S LeBARON?

178. WHERE'S LeBARON?

179. >> WHAT IS IT SAYING?

180. >> LeBARON!

181. >> AAH!

182. >> AAH!

183. >> LeB-B-B-ARON.

184. >> HEY, WHAT — >> I LOVE LeBARON.

185. >> AAH! AA-A-A-A-A-A-H!

186. >> JUST BETWEEN HUEY AND ME...

187. LeBARON IS DEAD.

188. NOW I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE.

189. WHO WILL IT BE?

190. WATCH "TILA TEQUILA'S A SHOT AT LOVE" TONIGHT ON MTV.

191. AAH!

192. >> MOMMY, MOMMY!

193. DID YOU KNOW "DOG" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "GOD"?

194. >> THAT'S RIGHT, DEAR.

195. YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER LITTLE GIRL.

196. >> KILL YOUR PARENTS, TRACY.

197. >> I WILL, GOD!

198. >> I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU, LONE RANGER.

199. SILVER BULLETS MAY BE PRETTY TOO LOOK AT, BUT I BET THEY AIN'T NO

200. GOOD FOR SHOOTING.

201. >> OH, YEAH?

202. LOOK AT IT GO!

203. YEAH.

204. >> THAT SILVER COULD HAVE FED MY

205. ENTIRE TRIBE FOR A YEAR.

206. >> NEXT QUESTION.

207. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE YOU LIKED HER DRESS WHEN YOU REALLY

208. DIDN'T?

209. >> HO HO.

210. UM...

211. OOH, HERE WE GO.

212. UM...

213. UH...

214. OOH.

215. OH, UH...

216. YES.

217. YES.

218. >> WOW! THEY PAD THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHOW, HUH?

219. THAT'S WHY I SUBSCRIBE TO "JUST THE GOOD PARTS" FROM MY

220. CABLE OR SATELLITE PROVIDER.

221. YOU CAN WATCH AN ENTIRE B.S.

222. GAME SHOW IN JUST 15 SECONDS.

223. >> EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE YOU LIKED HER DRESS WHEN YOU REALLY

224. DIDN'T?

225. >> YES.

226. >> EVER CHEATED ON YOUR TAXES?

227. >> YES.

228. >> EVER USE THE "N" WORD IN ANGER?

229. >> YES.

230. >> EVER PUT YOUR PENIS IN A SLINKY?

231. >> Y— NO.

232. >> YOU LOSE!

233. >> AW.

234. >> "JUST THE GOOD PARTS" SPEEDS UP ALL YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS AND

235. MOVIES.

236. JUST WATCH!

237. >> BOND. JAMES BOND.

238. >> AIII!

239. >> NOW THAT THE MISSION'S OVER, LET'S FIND YOUR BALLOON KNOT.

240. >> OH, JAMES!

241. >> I HAVE AIDS.

242. >> >> ♪ YA BA-DOP, DOO-BAH-DA

243. >> I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!

244. I WANT TO GO HOME!

245. I WAS HOME ALL ALONG.

246. >> A BASTARD IN A BASKET!

247. >> NEVER A SAW A MAN KILLED WITH

248. A SWORD BEFORE.

249. >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE?

250. >> WISH I HAD.

251. >> AND BEST PICTURE GOES TO...

252. "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA."

253. >> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

254. >> I'M A CYLON.

255. >> I'M A CYLON.

256. >> DAMN IT! I'M A CYLON!

257. >> I AM A CYLON.

258. >> CYLON...

259. >> I AM A CYLON.

260. >> UH... I — I'M A CYLON.

261. >> GOTCHA, YOU FILTHY CYLON SON

262. OF A BITCH MOTHER YOU DIE!