1. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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2. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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3. >> HEY, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.
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4. I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE THE WINNER
OF LAST YEAR'S PS3 CONTEST,
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5. JAMES DUFFY.
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6. TAKE A BOW, JAMES.
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7. >> AAH!
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8. >> YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?
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9. YOU LIKE THAT?
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10. YOU'RE A WINNER!
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11. YOU'RE SO LUCKY!
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12. SUCH A LUCKY WINNER!
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13. SO LUCKY!
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14. Shh. It's okay.
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15. It's almost over.
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16. It's almost over.
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17. So lucky.
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18. >>
>> HERE'S YOUR PS3!
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19. KEEP WATCHING FOR
OUR NEXT BIG CONTEST.
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20. >> WHAT THE IS GOING ON
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21. HERE?
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22. >> [ SINGING THE THEME FROM
"MR. ROGERS" IN JAPANESE ]
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23. OOH!
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24. >>
>> MEOW! MEOW!
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25. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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26. CHECK THIS.
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27. >> OH, MY GOD!
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28. >> AH, DARN!
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29. >> HE'S — HE'S DEAD!
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30. >> WANT TO PLAY AGAIN?
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31. >> YOU KILLED HIM!
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32. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
BECKY?
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33. >> YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP HIM.
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34. BUT HE'S DEAD!
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35. HELLO.
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36. YES, I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A
MURDER.
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37. >> BECKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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38. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, BECKY.
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39. YOU WERE THERE!
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40. >> THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY,
MIKEY.
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41. I PROMISE I WILL DO EVERYTHING I
CAN FOR YOU.
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42. >> NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
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43. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, MAN!
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44. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
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45. COME ON! NO!
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46. FIGHT! FIGHT!
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47. COME ON!
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48. >> IT'S OVER, MIKEY.
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49. >> GET OFF ME!
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50. NO! NO, NO, NO!
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51. I CAN'T GO TO PRISON!
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52. I WOULDN'T LAST A DAY!
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53. I'M SORRY, BECKY.
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54. >> MIKEY, NO!
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55. DAMN YOU, MILTON BRADLEY!
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56. >> FOUL BEASTS, I, SPAWN, THE
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57. SUPERHERO FROM HELL, WILL DEFEAT
YOU!
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58. >>
NEVER!
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59. THE WORLD OF MAN WILL BE CRUSHED
UNDER THE MARCH OF MY HELLISH
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60. ARMY!
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61. >> AAH!
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62. LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN!
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63. [ THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND'S
"THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA"
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64. PLAYS ]
>> All: ♪ BIG IN THE '90s,
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65. SPAWN, SPAWN, SPAWN ♪
♪ CREATED BY A GUY NAMED
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66. >>
[ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY ]
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67. >> MALEBOGLIA WINS!
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68. >> YEAH, MALEBOGLIA TOTALLY
WINS!
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69. >> WHAT?
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70. OHH, WHEN DO WE GET A BATHROOM
BREAK?
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71. >> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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72. CHECK ME OUT!
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73. CHECK ME OUT!
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74. YEAH!
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75. >> AAH, YOU'RE IN PUBLIC!
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76. HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, FOR
GOD'S SAKE!
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77. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
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78. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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79. >> YOU ATE THAT CHICK
THREE WEEKS AGO.
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80. HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA KEEP
DRESSING LIKE THAT?
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81. >> AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY!
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82. >> THIS FALL, A HOT NEW COMEDY
FROM NBS...
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83. >> WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU, CHRIST!
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84. >>
OH, YOU.
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85. >> FUN AND FOIBLES TAKEN FROM
THE REAL-LIFE EXPERIENCES OF
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86. SERIES CREATOR JESUS CHRIST.
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87. >> I HOPE THIS HURTS YOU, SCUM!
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88. >>
>> SUNDAYS AT 9:00 A.M.
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89. >> ARTHUR FONZARELLI WAS DOING
HIS BEST, BUT HIS BEST WASN'T
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90. ENOUGH.
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91. >> I NEED THE RENT MONEY, FONZ,
OR I NEED YOU OUT IN THE
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92. MORNING.
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93. >> WHOA!
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94. BROKERINO!
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95. I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME.
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96. >> I TRUST YOU.
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97. ARE YOU GONNA RAPE ME?
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98. >> WHOA!
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99. SIT ON IT!
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100. >> ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME SIT ON
IT?
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101. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY WORK
EXPERIENCE?
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102. >> NO, BUT I CAN DO THIS.
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103. >> UH... ARE YOU A PIMP?
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104. >> SO, YOU CAN REPAIR JUKEBOXES?
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105. >> WELL, NO.
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106. SEE, IF IT'S TURNED OFF BUT
PLUGGED IN, THEN I CAN TURN IT
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107. ON BY HITTING IT WITH MY FIST.
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108. >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN IT ON
WITH THE SWITCH?
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109. >> WHOA!
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110. >> DID MOM LEAVE BECAUSE OF ME?
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111. >> LOOK, CHACH, I DON'T EVEN
REALLY KNOW WHO YOUR MOM IS.
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112. BUT BY LEAVING YOU, SHE WAS
WR-WR-WR...
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113. SHE WAS WR-WR-WR-WR—
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114. SHE WAS WR-WR-WR—
SHE WAS A BITCH!
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115. >> BUT AGAINST ALL ODDS...
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116. >> I GOT CUSTOMERS WHO NEED TO
USE THE BATHROOM!
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117. >> AL, THIS IS MY OFFICE.
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118. >> WELL, SOME PEOPLE NEED TO
TAKE A IN YOUR DESK, SO
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119. OPEN THE DOOR.
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120. >> DON'T YOU EVER LET ANYONE
TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN'T DO
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121. SOMETHING, OKAY?
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122. >> ... HE ROSE ABOVE IT ALL.
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123. >> YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU DO
IT.
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124. PERIOD!
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125. >> ARTHUR FONZARELLI IN...
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126. "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPY DAYS."
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127. >> AND COMING AT YOU NOW IS
"GET 'EM, THEY'RE DIFFERENT" BY
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128. THE NAZIS!
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129. >> DUDE, WORKING FOR THE
MANDARIN SURE IS SWEET!
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130. >> WELL, I TELL CHICKS I WORK
FOR DR. DOOM.
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131. HOW ARE THEY GONNA KNOW?
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132. OH, GREAT, HERE COMES IRON MAN!
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133. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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134. SHOULD WE SOUND THE ALARM HERE?
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135. >> AH, HE'S STILL A WAYS OFF.
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136. OH, MAN, DID YOU SEE THE GAME
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137. LAST NIGHT?
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138. >> OH, YEAH KNICKS!
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139. >> I TELL YOU, THIS HEADQUARTERS
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140. WAS A GREAT BUY.
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141. >> YEAH, ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS
PULL UP THE BERBER CARPETING,
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142. AND WE CAN HEAR IRON MAN COMING
A MILE AWAY!
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143. WHOA!
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144. >> WHAT THE HELL?
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145. >> OH, HE'S IN THE AIR DUCT!
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146. >> THAT'S A NEW ONE!
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147. >> SHOULD WE TELL THE MANDARIN?
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148. >> WHAT?
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149. >> I SAID, SHOULD WE TELL THE
MANDARIN?
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150. >> WHO'S DARREN?
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151. >> Both: AAH!
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152. >> OH, MY GOD!
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153. >> YOU'RE ON TOP OF MY SPINE!
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154. GET OFF OF ME!
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155. >> GOD, PLEASE, GET OFF!
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156. >> I CAN'T!
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157. I CAN'T GET UP!
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158. >> YOU'RE CRUSHING US!
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159. >> HANG ON, I'LL USE MY ROCKET
BOOTS.
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160. >> Both: NO!
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161. AAH!
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162. >> OH.
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163. HEY.
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164. WHAT'S UP?
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165. >> YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!
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166. YOU GO NOW!
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167. >> NOW BACK TO VH1's TOP 100
FINAL EPISODES EVER,
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168. THE LATEST IN OUR LINE OF
"TOP 100 SOMETHING-SOMETHING
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169. WHATEVER" CRAP PROGRAMMING.
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170. "THE FACTS OF LIFE" WEREN'T ALL
ABOUT NATALIE'S STRETCH MARKS OR
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171. JOE'S EXTRANEOUS SEX ORGAN.
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172. SOME FACTS WERE HARSH INDEED.
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173. >> OH, GIRLS, DON'T LOOK SO
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174. THIS CHAPTER IS OVER, BUT A NEW
CHAPTER IS RIGHT AROUND THE
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175. CORNER.
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176. >> WILL IT BE A CHAPTER FILLED
WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH?
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177. >> TO NEW BEGINNINGS!
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178. >> I-I FEEL GROSS.
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179. >> WHY, DID YOU LOOK IN A
MIRROR?
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180. >> I FEEL DIZZY.
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181. >> YES, MY LOVELIES, NOTHING
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182. WILL TEAR US APART.
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183. YES, WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
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184. AAH!
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185. >> REMEMBER EDDIE MURPHY'S FOX
SHOW, "THE PJs"?
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186. ME NEITHER!
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187. >> WHAT ON EARTHA KITT?
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188. WHITNEY HOUSTON, WE HAVE A
PROBLEM.
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189. IF THEY ASK, YOU'S MY SISTER.
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190. >> YOU MEAN, "BROTHER."
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191. >> WHAT? YOU AIN'T GOT NO URKEL.
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192. [ BOING! ]
DOH!
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193. VIVICA A.
>> WHEN "MORK AND MINDY" ENDED
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194. AFTER FOUR SEASONS, THE SHAZBOT
REALLY HIT THE FAN.
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195. >> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING,
McCONNELL.
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196. >> OH, NA-NU NA-NU.
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197. >> OH, THEY'RE CUTTING INTO ME.
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198. THAT'S NOT A — OH, I'M GONNA
NEED THOSE!
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199. DON'T TAKE THOSE!
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200. HEY, HEY, YOU'RE TAKIN' —
AR, AR, AR, DOWN, MR. HAPPY.
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201. OH!
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202. >> "THE INCREDIBLE HULK" WAS A
RATINGS BEHEMOTH, BUT EVENTUALLY
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203. DAVID BANNER WALKED OFF INTO THE
SUNSET FOR THE FINAL TIME.
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204. ON A RELATED NOTE, BILL BIXBY
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205. THE FINAL TIME ON NOVEMBER 21,
1993.
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206. HIS BAT WAS CANCER.
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207. FOR 10 SEASONS, "THE LOVE BOAT"
STANK.
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208. IN THE FINAL EPISODE,
"THE LOVE BOAT" SANK.
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209. >> WILL YOU GO DOWN WITH THE
SHIP, CAPTAIN?
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210. >> THAT WATER LOOKS COLD,
GOPHER — FAR, FAR TOO COLD.
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211. SEE YOU IN HELL
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212. >> HELP ME!
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213. OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP
ME!
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214. AAH!
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215. >> OH, THIS IS LOOKING BAD.
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216. AAH!
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217. >> OH, NO!
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218. >> COMING UP ON VH1's "TOP 100
FINAL EPISODES EVER"...
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219. >> IT WASN'T A CHICKEN!
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220. IT WAS A BABY!
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221. BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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222. BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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