Robot Chicken 3x4

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Law & Order has never been chickenfied till now. President George W. Bush receives a gremlin. Don't miss "The 33rd Year Old Virgin" starring Jesus Christ. Smokey Bear remembers how he got his name. Stan Lee and Pamela Anderson reveal superhero gossip on "Superheroes Tonight."

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. AAAAAAAHH!

4. AAAAAAAAHHH!

5. OH, I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

6. OUT OF THIS.

7. MMM!

8. GOODNESS, I TASTE DELICIOUS!

9. THAT WASN'T BAD AT ALL.

10. AAAAAAAHHH!

11. >> GUMMY BEARS — FOR CANDY THIS DELICIOUS, YOU'LL CHEW OFF YOUR

12. OWN LEG!

13. >> AAAAH!

14. >> AAH!

15. AAH! AAAH!

16. AAH!

17. EHH...

18. EEH...

19. UH...

20. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK.

21. BAWK. BAWK.

22. BAWK — BAWK — BAWK BAWK BAWK!

23. [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK.

24. >> BAWK BAWK BA-BA BA-GAWK.

25. >> BA-GAWK? BA-GA BAWK.

26. [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK?

27. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK BAWK BAWK?

28. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK.

29. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK?

30. >> BAWK BAWK... BA... BA...

31. UH...

32. BAWK BAWK BA-BAWK!

33. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK?

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38. >> BA BA BA-GAWK.

39. >> BAWK BA BAWK!

40. >> BA BA BA-GAWK!

41. BAWK BAWK!

42. BA-BA-BAG-GAWK!

43. >> BAWK BA-BAWK!

44. [ DUN DUN! ] BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK!

45. >> BA BAWK.

46. >> BAWK BA-GAWK BA-BAWK >> BA GAWK!

47. >> BAWK BAWK!

48. BA-BA-BAWK! BAWK!

49. BAWK!

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52. BA BA BAWK!

53. BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK?

54. BAWK BAWK BA BAWK.

55. [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK BA-BA BA-GAWK.

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57. BA-GAWK!

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59. >> BAWK.

60. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK.

61. BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK...

62. BAWK BA-BAWK?

63. [ DUN DUN! ] >> BA BAWK BA-GAWK BA-GAWK...

64. BAWK BA-GAWK!

65. >> BA BAWK! BA BAWK!

66. >> BAWK BA-GAWK! BA-BAWK!

67. [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK BAWK BAWK!

68. BAWK BA-GAWK!

69. >> BA-GAWK BA-GAWK?

70. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK, BA BAWK BA-GAWK.

71. >> BAWK BA BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK.

72. BAWK BA BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK.

73. BAWK-BAWK BAWK BAWK!

74. >> BAWK!

75. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!

76. >> BA-BAWK BA-GAWK!

77. BAWK BAWK BAWK BA-GAAAAAAA!

78. BA-GAWK...

79. >> MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS GIFT ON BEHALF OF THE

80. CHINESE PEOPLE.

81. >> THANKS, CHING-CHONG.

82. >> >> THERE ARE VERY IMPORTANT

83. INSTRUCTIONS REGARDING ITS CARE AND FEEDING.

84. WE ONCE GAVE A MOGWAI TO AMERICAN TEENAGER, AND THE

85. RESULTS WERE CATASTROPHIC.

86. BUT SURELY THE LEADER OF THE FREE —

87. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

88. HOWDY, LITTLE CRITTER!

89. >> SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM A GREMLIN.

90. >> WELL, THE NAME OF THIS GRUMBLIN'S GONNA BE FROOT LOOP.

91. >> OOH!

92. >> HA HA HA! I'M GONNA GET YOU!

93. HA HA HA!

94. I'M GONNA SMOKE YOU OUT.

95. DON'T TELL NOBODY WE'RE EATING THIS.

96. >> HMM...

97. >> WHO WANTS TO STEP UP TO THE "Qbert" TABLE AND HAVE THEIR

98. FURRY BUTT KICKED?

99. OH, SWEET, BABY HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

100. >> OW! MY HEART!

101. >> AH, GO GET 'EM, CHENEY.

102. >> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

103. AAAH!

104. AW, DANG IT!

105. WHO SAYS THEY GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN, RIGHT, FROOT LOOP?

106. >> >> YAHOO!

107. UH...

108. THEM GRUMBLINS DID IT.

109. >> OOPSY! I LOST!

110. >> TAKE IT OFF, JENNA, YOU STUPID WHORE!

111. >> SHUT UP!

112. I WANT TO DO THIS ANYWAY!

113. LOOK AT MY BOOBS!

114. >> BUT WE'RE RELATED.

115. >> IDENTICAL!

116. >> HEY, THEY'RE HAVING A PANTS-OFF DANCE OFF.

117. COME ON, FROOT LOOP!

118. >> >> MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S

119. ARMAGEDDON!

120. >> I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

121. >> NO! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!

122. IT'S A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!

123. >> SO IF I PISSED ON A SPARK PLUG, WOULD IT DO ANY GOOD?

124. >> OH, GEORGE, I'M SO HUNGRY.

125. >> OH, DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

126. WE'LL JUST EAT FROOT LOOP.

127. >> >> OH, FROOT LOOP, I'M JUST

128. KIDDING.

129. WE'LL EAT CHENEY.

130. >> HELP!

131. I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!

132. I SAID I'VE FALLEN — >> MedicAlert AT YOUR SERVICE!

133. >> OH, THANK GOODNESS.

134. YOU SEE, I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET...

135. UH...

136. MISTER? SIR?

137. MY THINGS ARE — WHAT ARE YOU DOI—

138. >> OVER THE YEARS, J.C. HAS LOST A LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS.

139. >> YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S WRONG FOR ANYBODY TO BE STONED.

140. >> WHAT A DOWNER.

141. >> BUT THERE'S ONE THING HE NEVER LOST.

142. >> JESUS CHRIST!

143. ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

144. >> OH, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

145. WHO WANTS MORE OF MY BLOOD?

146. >> HOW CAN YOU GO 33 YEARS AND NOT HAVE SEX?

147. >> DUDE, MY DAD IS ALWAYS WATCHING.

148. >> WE GOT TO HELP THE MAN, HIGHLIGHT HIS ATTRIBUTES, GET

149. RID OF THAT PELT ON HIS CHEST.

150. >> OHH! JIM CAVIEZEL!

151. >> LET'S HANG ON TO THAT.

152. YOU GOT TO GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE'S LOTS OF GIRLS.

153. >> THIS SUMMER COMES A FILM THAT WILL TOUCH YOU...

154. >> HI, I'M MARY.

155. >> I'VE GOT HEALING HANDS.

156. >> OH, YEAH? SO DO I.

157. >> ... LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE.

158. >> OOH, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR A SECOND COMING.

159. >> TOSS A BALL AND PUT ME TO DEATH.

160. IT'S SOMETHING THAT I WANT AND SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO.

161. LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY WITH A GOOD ARM TO PUT ME IN THE GRAVE.

162. THREE BALLS JUST TO PUT ME IN — YEAH, LET THE BOY DO IT!

163. NO, NO, NO, NO! AW, DAMN IT.

164. WHAT ABOUT YOU, SIR?

165. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS?

166. >> SO, REMEMBER, KIDS, BE CAREFUL WHEN USING MATCHES.

167. >> SMOKEY?

168. >> YEAH, KID?

169. >> HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME?

170. >> WELL...

171. >> SMOKEY, YOU ALWAYS GOT THE BEST WEED!

172. >> HELLO, LITTLE PAW.

173. I SEE YOU.

174. HELLO-O-O.

175. >> THERE YOU ARE!

176. WE FINALLY GOT YOU, SMOKEY!

177. >> DOWNER PATROL.

178. DON'T TAKE ME NOW.

179. I JUST PUT A TURKEY IN THE OVEN.

180. >> TURKEY — WHAT?

181. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY — MY BABY!

182. >> 7 MILLION HOURS OF COMMUNITY

183. SERVICE!

184. >> ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES.

185. GOT MY NAME IN BETTER TIMES,

186. KID.

187. MUCH BETTER TIMES.

188. >> GREETINGS, HEROES!

189. SMILIN' STAN LEE HERE ALONG WITH STRIPPERELLA HERSELF, THE

190. PULCHRITUDINOUS PINUP PRINCESS PAM ANDERSON!

191. >> GET READY FOR THE HOTTEST SUPERHERO NEWS AND THE SEXIEST

192. SUPERHERO GOSSIP.

193. >> NO ONE BATTED AN EYE WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA KILLED 10,000

194. NAZIS WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

195. BUT NOW A LITTLE COLLATERAL DAMAGE HAS CAP IN HOT WATER WITH

196. THE A.C.L.U.

197. >> >> INVESTMENTS!

198. >> OW!

199. >> AI!

200. >> >> OH! AAH!

201. >> AH GA GA GOO!

202. WHA?

203. >> OH, ALL THAT PAIN AND SUFFERING.

204. >> PAIN AND SUFFERING?

205. TRY WATCHING THE MOVIE "CATWOMAN."

206. ZING!

207. >> GALACTIC HISTORIAN THE WATCHER WAS ARRESTED

208. WEDNESDAY AFTER HIS EYES BIT OFF A CHECK HIS BUTT COULDN'T CASH.

209. >> BUT I'M THE WATCHER.

210. I WAS JUST WATCHING.

211. >> YOU'RE A BIG-HEADED PERVERT!

212. >> SAY, STAN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF PARIS HILTON?

213. >> SAY, PAM, EVER HUNG FROM A CEILING FAN WHILE YOUR PARTNER

214. SAT ON A PAINT MIXER?

215. >> THE HARD-PARTYING CELEBUTANTE HAS FOUND LOVE WITH THE

216. UNLIKELIEST OF PARTNERS, SUPERMAN'S EVIL OPPOSITE,

217. BIZARRO.

218. >> BIZARRO HATE PARIS!

219. HATE HER VERY LITTLE!

220. >> OH, ISN'T HE THE CUTEST?

221. >> PARIS CROTCH SMELL VERY SWEET!

222. PARIS VAGINA VERY TIGHT!

223. >> WHAT?

224. >> IN OTHER NEWS, ME NOT WANT BURY FACE IN PAM'S FUNBAGS!

225. >> UH... HE'S OFF-CARD AGAIN.

226. SHOULD I — >> AFTER A LONG CAREER OF ABJECT

227. FAILURE AS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE'S MOST IMPOTENT MEMBER, AQUAMAN

228. FINALLY HAS A NEW CAREER.

229. >> OH, NO!

230. I'VE TRAPPED MY FOOT IN SOME SEAWEED!

231. HELP ME, MY AQUATIC COMRADES!

232. NOW!

233. >> AS A WHALING INDUSTRY

234. CONSULTANT, AQUAMAN'S NEW JOB NETS HIM A SIX-FIGURE INCOME,

235. FULL BENEFITS, AND ALL THE WHALE HE CAN EAT.

236. >> AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SUPER SPONSORS.

237. >> OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

238. >> I WANT A DIVORCE.

239. >> DID SOMEBODY SAY FLACCID?

240. >> HOURMAN!

241. >> I WAS JUST PLAIN OLD REX TYLER UNTIL I DISCOVERED A

242. PILL THAT GAVE ME SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES FOR ONE FULL HOUR.

243. NOW, THANKS TO RIGIDOL, YOU CAN PUNCH OUT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

244. AND BECOME AN HOURMAN JUST LIKE ME!

245. >> WHOA!

246. >> OH, GOD!

247. YOU'RE MY HOURMAN, BABY!

248. YES! YES!

249. YES!

250. OH, BABY!

251. MERCIFUL HEAVENS!

252. >> OH, BABY, THAT'S IT!

253. >> OH! OH! OHH!

254. >> IF YOU BECOME FOUR-HOUR MAN, SEE A DOCTOR.

255. >> WHAT'S THE LATEST SUPERHERO GOSSIP?

256. >> I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE, BOOBINATOR.

257. SO, WHAT'S THE LATEST SUPERHERO GOSSIP?

258. PAPARAZZI NABBED SPIDER-MAN

259. EMERGING FROM THE HOME OF MISS MAY PARKER, AGE 77.

260. >> IS IT A "MAY"-DECEMBER ROMANCE?

261. A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE?

262. ONE SPIDEY SUPERVILLAIN HAD A DIFFERENT TAKE.

263. >> TAKE THAT, SPIDER-MAN!

264. AND THAT!

265. >> I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT THAT HORRIBLE SPIDER-MAN!

266. I'M A WIDOW ON FIXED INCOME!

267. >> I READ THE TABLOIDS, SPIDER-MAN!

268. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

269. >> "OH! HO HO HO!

270. MY POOR OLD BROKEN HIP!" "HA HA HA!

271. I'LL GET YOU NOW!" "OKAY, SHOW'S OVER.

272. NOW LET ME SHOW YOU MY KUNG-FU GROPE."

273. "GET OFF ME, YOU CREEPY COMIC-BOOK GUY!"

274. >> STAN, HONEY, DINNER'S GETTING

275. COLD!

276. >> ZOUNDS!

277. I'M CAUGHT!

278. BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

279. EXCELSIOR!

280. >> STAN!

281. STAN!

282. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

283. >> STAN, WHO IS THE WATCHER?

284. >> THE WATCHER SITS ON THE MOON AND WATCHES THINGS, JUST LIKE

285. THE PUNISHER PUNISHES THINGS, AND THE SHOCKER —

286. >> MOVING ON!