Robot Chicken 3x4

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Law & Order has never been chickenfied till now. President George W. Bush receives a gremlin. Don't miss "The 33rd Year Old Virgin" starring Jesus Christ. Smokey Bear remembers how he got his name. Stan Lee and Pamela Anderson reveal superhero gossip on "Superheroes Tonight."

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. AAAAAAAHH!

4. AAAAAAAAHHH!

5. OH, I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

6. OUT OF THIS.

7. MMM!

8. GOODNESS, I TASTE DELICIOUS!

9. THAT WASN'T BAD AT ALL.

10. AAAAAAAHHH!

11. >> GUMMY BEARS — FOR CANDY THIS DELICIOUS, YOU'LL CHEW OFF YOUR

12. OWN LEG!

13. >> AAAAH!

14. >> AAH!

15. AAH! AAAH!

16. AAH!

17. EHH...

18. EEH...

19. UH...

20. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK.

21. BAWK. BAWK.

22. BAWK — BAWK — BAWK BAWK BAWK!

23. >> BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK.

24. >> BAWK BAWK BA-BA BA-GAWK.

25. >> BA-GAWK? BA-GA BAWK.

26. >> BAWK?

27. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK BAWK BAWK?

28. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK.

29. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK?

30. >> BAWK BAWK... BA... BA...

31. UH...

32. BAWK BAWK BA-BAWK!

33. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK?

34. BA-GAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK.

35. BAWK BA BAWK BA.

36. >> BAWK.

37. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK!

38. >> BA BA BA-GAWK.

39. >> BAWK BA BAWK!

40. >> BA BA BA-GAWK!

41. BAWK BAWK!

42. BA-BA-BAG-GAWK!

43. >> BAWK BA-BAWK!

44. BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK!

45. >> BA BAWK.

46. >> BAWK BA-GAWK BA-BAWK >> BA GAWK!

47. >> BAWK BAWK!

48. BA-BA-BAWK! BAWK!

49. BAWK!

50. >> BA BA BAWK.

51. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BA BA!

52. BA BA BAWK!

53. BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK?

54. BAWK BAWK BA BAWK.

55. >> BAWK BA-BA BA-GAWK.

56. BAWK BA-GAWK, BA-BA BA-GAWK BA BAWK, BA BAWK BA-GAWK BAWK BA

57. BA-GAWK!

58. >> BAWK BA BAWK!

59. >> BAWK.

60. >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK.

61. BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK...

62. BAWK BA-BAWK?

63. >> BA BAWK BA-GAWK BA-GAWK...

64. BAWK BA-GAWK!

65. >> BA BAWK! BA BAWK!

66. >> BAWK BA-GAWK! BA-BAWK!

67. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK!

68. BAWK BA-GAWK!

69. >> BA-GAWK BA-GAWK?

70. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK, BA BAWK BA-GAWK.

71. >> BAWK BA BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK.

72. BAWK BA BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK.

73. BAWK-BAWK BAWK BAWK!

74. >> BAWK!

75. >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!

76. >> BA-BAWK BA-GAWK!

77. BAWK BAWK BAWK BA-GAAAAAAA!

78. BA-GAWK...

79. >> MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE ACCEPT

80. CHINESE PEOPLE.

81. >> THANKS, CHING-CHONG.

82. >> >> THERE ARE VERY IMPORTANT

83. AND FEEDING.

84. AMERICAN TEENAGER, AND THE

85. RESULTS WERE CATASTROPHIC.

86. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

87. HOWDY, LITTLE CRITTER!

88. >> SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM A GREMLIN.

89. >> WELL, THE NAME OF THIS GRUMBLIN'S GONNA BE FROOT LOOP.

90. >> OOH!

91. >> HA HA HA! I'M GONNA GET YOU!

92. HA HA HA!

93. I'M GONNA SMOKE YOU OUT.

94. DON'T TELL NOBODY WE'RE EATING THIS.

95. >> HMM...

96. >> WHO WANTS TO STEP UP TO THE "Qbert" TABLE AND HAVE THEIR

97. FURRY BUTT KICKED?

98. OH, SWEET, BABY HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

99. >> OW! MY HEART!

100. >> AH, GO GET 'EM, CHENEY.

101. >> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

102. AAAH!

103. AW, DANG IT!

104. THE FUN, RIGHT, FROOT LOOP?

105. >> >> YAHOO!

106. UH...

107. THEM GRUMBLINS DID IT.

108. >> OOPSY! I LOST!

109. >> TAKE IT OFF, JENNA, YOU STUPID WHORE!

110. >> SHUT UP!

111. I WANT TO DO THIS ANYWAY!

112. LOOK AT MY BOOBS!

113. >> BUT WE'RE RELATED.

114. >> IDENTICAL!

115. >> HEY, THEY'RE HAVING A PANTS-OFF DANCE OFF.

116. COME ON, FROOT LOOP!

117. >> >> MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S

118. ARMAGEDDON!

119. >> I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

120. >> NO! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!

121. IT'S A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!

122. >> SO IF I PISSED ON A SPARK PLUG, WOULD IT DO ANY GOOD?

123. >> OH, GEORGE, I'M SO HUNGRY.

124. >> OH, DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

125. WE'LL JUST EAT FROOT LOOP.

126. >> >> OH, FROOT LOOP, I'M JUST

127. KIDDING.

128. WE'LL EAT CHENEY.

129. >> HELP!

130. I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!

131. I SAID I'VE FALLEN — >> MedicAlert AT YOUR SERVICE!

132. >> OH, THANK GOODNESS.

133. YOU SEE, I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET...

134. UH...

135. MISTER? SIR?

136. >> OVER THE YEARS, J.C. HAS LOST A LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS.

137. >> YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S WRONG FOR ANYBODY TO BE STONED.

138. >> WHAT A DOWNER.

139. >> BUT THERE'S ONE THING HE NEVER LOST.

140. >> JESUS CHRIST!

141. ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

142. >> OH, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

143. WHO WANTS MORE OF MY BLOOD?

144. >> HOW CAN YOU GO 33 YEARS AND NOT HAVE SEX?

145. >> DUDE, MY DAD IS ALWAYS WATCHING.

146. >> WE GOT TO HELP THE MAN, HIGHLIGHT HIS ATTRIBUTES, GET

147. RID OF THAT PELT ON HIS CHEST.

148. >> OHH! JIM CAVIEZEL!

149. >> LET'S HANG ON TO THAT.

150. THERE'S LOTS OF GIRLS.

151. >> THIS SUMMER COMES A FILM THAT WILL TOUCH YOU...

152. >> HI, I'M MARY.

153. >> I'VE GOT HEALING HANDS.

154. >> OH, YEAH? SO DO I.

155. >> ... LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE.

156. >> OOH, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR A SECOND COMING.

157. >> TOSS A BALL AND PUT ME TO DEATH.

158. IT'S SOMETHING THAT I WANT AND SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO.

159. ARM TO PUT ME IN THE GRAVE.

160. YEAH, LET THE BOY DO IT!

161. NO, NO, NO, NO! AW, DAMN IT.

162. WHAT ABOUT YOU, SIR?

163. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS?

164. >> SO, REMEMBER, KIDS, BE CAREFUL WHEN USING MATCHES.

165. >> SMOKEY?

166. >> YEAH, KID?

167. >> HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME?

168. >> WELL...

169. >> SMOKEY, YOU ALWAYS GOT THE BEST WEED!

170. >> HELLO, LITTLE PAW.

171. I SEE YOU.

172. HELLO-O-O.

173. >> THERE YOU ARE!

174. WE FINALLY GOT YOU, SMOKEY!

175. >> DOWNER PATROL.

176. DON'T TAKE ME NOW.

177. I JUST PUT A TURKEY IN THE OVEN.

178. >> TURKEY — WHAT?

179. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY — MY BABY!

180. >> 7 MILLION HOURS OF COMMUNITY

181. SERVICE!

182. >> ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES.

183. GOT MY NAME IN BETTER TIMES,

184. KID.

185. MUCH BETTER TIMES.

186. >> GREETINGS, HEROES!

187. SMILIN' STAN LEE HERE ALONG WITH STRIPPERELLA HERSELF, THE

188. PAM ANDERSON!

189. >> GET READY FOR THE HOTTEST

190. SUPERHERO GOSSIP.

191. >> NO ONE BATTED AN EYE WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA KILLED 10,000

192. NAZIS WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

193. THE A.C.L.U.

194. >> >> INVESTMENTS!

195. >> OW!

196. >> AI!

197. >> >> OH! AAH!

198. >> AH GA GA GOO!

199. WHA?

200. >> OH, ALL THAT PAIN AND SUFFERING.

201. >> PAIN AND SUFFERING?

202. "CATWOMAN."

203. ZING!

204. >> GALACTIC HISTORIAN

205. A CHECK HIS BUTT COULDN'T CASH.

206. >> BUT I'M THE WATCHER.

207. I WAS JUST WATCHING.

208. >> YOU'RE A BIG-HEADED PERVERT!

209. >> SAY, STAN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF PARIS HILTON?

210. >> SAY, PAM, EVER HUNG FROM A

211. SAT ON A PAINT MIXER?

212. >> THE HARD-PARTYING CELEBUTANTE

213. UNLIKELIEST OF PARTNERS, SUPERMAN'S EVIL OPPOSITE,

214. BIZARRO.

215. >> BIZARRO HATE PARIS!

216. HATE HER VERY LITTLE!

217. >> OH, ISN'T HE THE CUTEST?

218. >> PARIS CROTCH SMELL VERY SWEET!

219. PARIS VAGINA VERY TIGHT!

220. >> WHAT?

221. >> IN OTHER NEWS, ME NOT WANT BURY FACE IN PAM'S FUNBAGS!

222. >> UH... HE'S OFF-CARD AGAIN.

223. >> AFTER A LONG CAREER OF ABJECT

224. FAILURE AS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE'S MOST IMPOTENT MEMBER, AQUAMAN

225. FINALLY HAS A NEW CAREER.

226. >> OH, NO!

227. I'VE TRAPPED MY FOOT IN SOME SEAWEED!

228. HELP ME, MY AQUATIC COMRADES!

229. NOW!

230. >> AS A WHALING INDUSTRY

231. CONSULTANT, AQUAMAN'S NEW JOB NETS HIM A SIX-FIGURE INCOME,

232. FULL BENEFITS, AND ALL THE WHALE HE CAN EAT.

233. >> AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SUPER SPONSORS.

234. >> OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

235. >> I WANT A DIVORCE.

236. >> DID SOMEBODY SAY FLACCID?

237. >> HOURMAN!

238. >> I WAS JUST PLAIN OLD

239. ABILITIES FOR ONE FULL HOUR.

240. NOW, THANKS TO RIGIDOL, YOU CAN

241. ME!

242. >> WHOA!

243. >> OH, GOD!

244. YOU'RE MY HOURMAN, BABY!

245. YES! YES!

246. YES!

247. OH, BABY!

248. MERCIFUL HEAVENS!

249. >> OH, BABY, THAT'S IT!

250. >> OH! OH! OHH!

251. >> IF YOU BECOME FOUR-HOUR MAN, SEE A DOCTOR.

252. >> WHAT'S THE LATEST SUPERHERO GOSSIP?

253. >> I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE, BOOBINATOR.

254. SO, WHAT'S THE LATEST SUPERHERO GOSSIP?

255. MISS MAY PARKER, AGE 77.

256. >> IS IT A "MAY"-DECEMBER ROMANCE?

257. A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE?

258. DIFFERENT TAKE.

259. >> TAKE THAT, SPIDER-MAN!

260. AND THAT!

261. >> I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT THAT HORRIBLE SPIDER-MAN!

262. I'M A WIDOW ON FIXED INCOME!

263. >> I READ THE TABLOIDS, SPIDER-MAN!

264. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

265. >> "OH! HO HO HO!

266. MY POOR OLD BROKEN HIP!" "HA HA HA!

267. I'LL GET YOU NOW!" "OKAY, SHOW'S OVER.

268. GROPE."

269. "GET OFF ME, YOU CREEPY COMIC-BOOK GUY!"

270. >> STAN, HONEY, DINNER'S GETTING

271. COLD!

272. >> ZOUNDS!

273. I'M CAUGHT!

274. BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

275. EXCELSIOR!

276. >> STAN!

277. STAN!

278. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

279. >> STAN, WHO IS THE WATCHER?

280. >> THE WATCHER SITS ON THE MOON AND WATCHES THINGS, JUST LIKE

281. THE PUNISHER PUNISHES THINGS,

282. >> MOVING ON!