Robot Chicken 3x3

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Randy experiences cross-dressing as the Pink Ranger and death in The Worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold, the newest adventure of Turbo Teen. M.A.S.K.’s Matt Tracker takes a bride.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> AH, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO MAKE COOKIES.

4. [ CRASHING, SCREAMING ] >> OH, MY GOD!

5. >> HIDE THE RECIPES!

6. >> OH, MY GOD!

7. >> OW! MY FOOT! MY FOOT!

8. >> YOU BASTARD!

9. >> MOM! WHERE'S MY COSTUME?

10. >> HERE IT IS, RANDY.

11. A POWER RANGERS COSTUME, JUST LIKE YOU ASKED.

12. >> IT'S A GIRL'S COSTUME!

13. MY FRIENDS ARE HERE!

14. >> NOBODY CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR COSTUME IS.

15. >> LOOK!

16. RANDY'S GOING AS ELTON JOHN THIS YEAR.

17. >> YOU GUYS.

18. MOM, I NEED A TRICK-OR-TREAT BAG!

19. >> WE'RE OUT OF SHOPPING BAGS, HONEY.

20. JUST USE THIS.

21. >> NICE PURSE, LADY!

22. >> HERE YOU ARE, LITTLE GIRL.

23. >> THAT DOES IT!

24. I'M GOING HOME!

25. IT'S TOO SMALL.

26. I-I CAN'T GET IT OFF!

27. >> THIS IS THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN EVER!

28. >> IT'S ARMPIT! RUN!

29. >> COME HERE!

30. >> OW!

31. >> HEY, BABY.

32. YOU, ME — GOING FOR A RIDE.

33. >> NO.

34. >> OH, NO.

35. ARMPIT'S GONNA RAPE RANDY.

36. NOBODY... UNDERSTANDS ME!

37. I TRY TO FIT IN... BUT I'M FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE!

38. WHY DID MY SOCCER COACH DO THAT TO ME?

39. YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETHEART?

40. I DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR NAME.

41. >> ARE YOU RANDY McCORMICK?

42. >> YES!

43. OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE!

44. I'M RANDY McCORMICK!

45. >> RANDY McCORMICK?

46. I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MAN!

47. [ SOBBING, TIRES SCREECHING ] >> RANDY, I'M AFRAID YOUR MOM'S

48. DEAD.

49. >> WHAT?

50. >> IT WAS A FIRE, SON.

51. IT SEEMS ALL SHE HAD TIME TO DO WAS WRITE THIS NOTE SAYING SHE

52. NEVER LOVED YOU.

53. >> OH, NO!

54. >> RIGHT BEFORE SHE SHOT YOUR DOG.

55. HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

56. >> COURT'S ADJOURNED.

57. >> I THINK WE'RE FRAKKED.

58. I CAN'T SEE ANY FRAKKING WAY WE CAN SURVIVE THIS FRAKKIN'

59. ASSAULT.

60. >> SORRY, SIR.

61. I NEED TO BE EXCUSED.

62. I GOT TO TAKE A SHART — A MASSIVE, WET, SLOPPY, HUGE,

63. FRAKKIN' SHART.

64. >> SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS.

65. I WAS JUST HAVIN' ARNAL SEX IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

66. >> >> WHO THE FRAK JARKED OFF IN MY

67. FRAKKIN' COFFEE?

68. >> WHAT THE ARE THEY SAYING?

69. >> OH, IT IS EVER SO LONELY BEING THE LAST UNICORN.

70. WILL I EVER FIND A FRIEND?

71. >> YO!

72. >> OH, TO BE THE LAST UNICORN IS

73. A WOEFUL PLIGHT, INDEED.

74. >> BRET MATTHEWS, A NORMAL TEENAGER UNTIL HE CRASHED HIS

75. CAR INTO A SECRET GOVERNMENT MOLECULAR-TRANSFER RAY.

76. NOW, WHENEVER BRET GETS TOO HOT, HE BECOMES THE INCREDIBLE

77. TURBO TEEN.

78. >> OH, YEAH!

79. OH, YEAH!

80. DO ME, ALEX! DO ME!

81. ALEX, DO ME!

82. COME ON!

83. [ CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] ALEX, I'M WORRIED.

84. >> YOU AFRAID BRET'S GONNA FIND OUT HIS GIRL'S CHEATING ON HIM

85. WITH HIS BEST FRIEND?

86. >> NO, STUPID.

87. I'M WORRIED OUR SEX STAINS WON'T COME OUT OF THOSE LEATHER SEATS.

88. I LOVE BEING A SLUT!

89. >> DUDE, FREE CAR!

90. SORRY, DUDE.

91. >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

92. >> YEAH!

93. >> AA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!

94. >> EASTER BUNNY! EASTER BUNNY!

95. I FOUND NINE EASTER EGGS AND A CHOCOLATE ONE!

96. I DIDN'T HIDE ANY CHOCOLATE EGGS.

97. >> GIVE IT UP, TRACY!

98. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

99. >> WASN'T PLANNING ON IT, PRUNEFACE.

100. IT'S FINAL CUT FOR YOU, FLATTOP.

101. YOU, MUMBLES.

102. >> WOW, DICK!

103. YOU REALLY SHOWED THEM.

104. >> HA! I SURE DID, HORSEMOUTH.

105. >> UH, DO YOU NEED A RIDE BACK TO THE STATION?

106. >> NO, THANKS, BIG EARS.

107. I THINK I'LL WALK.

108. >> YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT EASY WITH THE NICKNAMES, TRACY.

109. CRIMINALS ARE FINE, BUT GUYS IN THE PRECINCT ARE TAKING IT

110. PERSONAL.

111. >> YOU DO THINGS YOUR WAY, MAN-BOOBS, I'LL DO THEM MINE.

112. HEY! HOW'S IT GOING, DEEPTHROAT?

113. >> HOW DOES HE KNOW?

114. >> UH...

115. >> I WAS TALKING TO YOU, BUDDY.

116. >> PAPER, MISTER?

117. >> NO, THANKS, PRE-PUBES.

118. >> SO THAT'S THE REASON THEY CALL YOU DICK.

119. >> YEAH.

120. THAT'S THE REASON.

121. >> RANDY McCORMICK!

122. McCORMICK!

123. I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MAN!

124. AA-A-A-A-A-H!

125. >> WISP, YOU MUST FOLLOW THE SPHERE OF LIGHT TO A LAND

126. WITHOUT COLOR AND RESCUE THE SEVEN COLOR KIDS.

127. ONCE THERE, YOU WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS RAINBOW BRITE.

128. WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS MISSION?

129. >> YES, I WILL!

130. >> THEN FOLLOW THE SPHERE OF LIGHT.

131. >> CALL IT.

132. >> TIME OF DEATH — 4:15 P.M.

133. >> OH, NO, OUR CHILD!

134. >> MY BABY!

135. >> WE'LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER.

136. >> SO, YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME VENOM DID THIS TO MASK

137. HEADQUARTERS?

138. >> UM...

139. YES?

140. >> MALARKEY, SCOTT.

141. WHAT REALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

142. >> UH...

143. >> WHOO-HOO-HOO!

144. LOOK AT ME!

145. I'M IN MASK!

146. >> AA-A-A-A-A-H!

147. WHOA-OH!

148. >> THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

149. WHOO-HOO!

150. >> YOU'RE GROUNDED, MISTER.

151. >> SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

152. >> HE'S NEVER HAD A MOTHER,

153. SATO.

154. >> SATO SAY GOOD WOMAN WILL DO 70 CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE —

155. COOKING AND 69.

156. >> OH, SATO, YOU'RE FANTASTICALLY OFFENSIVE.

157. >> A DATING WEBSITE?

158. THAT COULD BE A HUGE SECURITY RISK, MATT.

159. >> SORRY, HONDO.

160. I JUST DON'T MEET THAT MANY WOMEN.

161. >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST DATE GLORIA?

162. >> NAH.

163. I'M MORE OF A CHUBBY CHASER.

164. >> YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A BIG, HARD — WAIT.

165. WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY CHUBBY?

166. >> OH, MATT.

167. WOW!

168. BITCHIN' CAR!

169. >> YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.

170. >> MADRE DE DIOS!

171. >> DANG!

172. DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE TRANSFORM?

173. >> YEAH.

174. WATCH THIS, BABY.

175. >> WOW!

176. MMM! MMM!

177. SO ALL Y'ALL HAVE MASKS, HUH?

178. DON'T I GET A MASK?

179. >> YEAH, YOU SURE DO.

180. >> [ LAUGHING, SNORTING ] >> DARLENE'S PREGNANT, SATO!

181. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

182. >> SATO SAY SHOTGUN WEDDING IS CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH.

183. I DO.

184. >> THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND

185. WIFE.

186. >> >> YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

187. >> NOW!

188. >> OH, MY GOD.

189. MILES MAYHEM?

190. >> HE'S THE LEADER OF VENOM.

191. >> HA HA HA!

192. THE JOKE'S ON YOU, TRAKKER!

193. NOW I HAVE ALL YOUR SECRETS,

194. MASK!

195. VENOM LEGALLY OWNS HALF YOUR

196. JUST TRY AND DIVORCE ME!

197. >> BUT I PUT MY — YOU PUT YOUR...

198. OH, MY GOD.

199. >> SATO SAY GAY DINOSAUR CALLED MEGA-SORE-ASS.

200. >> YOU'LL HAVE TO BATHE YOURSELF FROM NOW ON, SCOTT TRAKKER!

201. >> MOM?

202. >> WHAT A PLAN!

203. NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!

204. >> YEAH.

205. BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN EASIER TO SEND ME INSTEAD?

206. I MEAN, I'M AN ACTUAL CHICK.

207. >> SILENCE!

208. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

209. >> GRR. ARGH.

210. >> BLAMO!

211. >> ARRGH!

212. >> IT WON'T DIE.

213. NO-O-O-O!

214. >> GRR! ARGH!

215. >> AAH! AAH!

216. >> GRR!

217. >> MY BABY!

218. AAH! OH! AAH! OHH!

219. OH, THERE IS NO GOD!

220. >> COME ON, JOSS.

221. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT KICKED OFF "WONDER WOMAN."

222. >> GRR! ARGH!