1. >> IT'S ALIVE!Copy !req
2. >> IT'S ALIVE!Copy !req
3. >> HE WO HITTE, SHIRI TSUBOME?Copy !req
4. >> SARU MO KI KARA OCHIRU.Copy !req
5. >> GADEN INSUI?Copy !req
6. >> Both: "REAST" INFECTO!Copy !req
7. SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!Copy !req
8. OOH!Copy !req
9. >> YEAST-B-GONE!Copy !req
10. AKUSAI WA HYAKU-NEN NO FUSAKU!Copy !req
11. SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!Copy !req
12. >>Copy !req
13. >> Both: SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!Copy !req
14. >> AKINASU WA YOME NI KUWASUNA!Copy !req
15. >>
SEIKO UDOKU!Copy !req
16. >> UH-OH!Copy !req
17. >> All: ICE-CREAM MAN!Copy !req
18. ICE-CREAM MAN!Copy !req
19. ICE-CREAM MAN!Copy !req
20. >> TASTE POKé-FLAME, CHIRLAXX!Copy !req
21. PCHEW! PCHEW! PCHEW!Copy !req
22. >> THE CIA's DAILYCopy !req
23. THREAT-ASSESSMENT REPORT, SIR.Copy !req
24. >> OH, BORING!Copy !req
25. >> YOUR PERSONALIZED DAILY COMIC
BOOK, SIR.Copy !req
26. >> HEY, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION
NOW!Copy !req
27. HEE HEE HEE.Copy !req
28. DANG IT, NO TIME TO ACTUALLY
READ THIS THING.Copy !req
29. GOT TO MAKE A SNAP DECISION.Copy !req
30. WATCH YOUR ASS, MIDDLE EAST!Copy !req
31. CAPTAIN TEXAS IS COMING!Copy !req
32. FOR YOUR ASS!Copy !req
33. YIPPIE KI-YAY!Copy !req
34. >> WHAT THE —
>> SORRY, THAT INFORMATION IS ONCopy !req
35. A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS!Copy !req
36. >> NO!Copy !req
37. I'M BURNING ALIVE!Copy !req
38. >>
>> YOU SAID YOU WERE USINGCopy !req
39. NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY TO HELP
CHILDREN!Copy !req
40. >> YES, TO HELP CHILDREN DIE!Copy !req
41. ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
42. >> NO WAY, JOSé!Copy !req
43. >> YOU CAN'T STOP ME!Copy !req
44. >> THOSE GUYS.Copy !req
45. THE U.N. WAS WRONG IN IRAQ, AND
THEY'RE WRONG FOR OUR CHILDREN'SCopy !req
46. FUTURE!Copy !req
47. NOW COME GET YOUR WHIPPIN'!Copy !req
48. >> YOU CANNOT STOP THE MISSILES!Copy !req
49. ONLY I HAVE THE CODES, SO YOU
MUST DEAL WITH —Copy !req
50. >> NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS
IS FOR DEMOCRATS!Copy !req
51. I'M GEORGE W. BUSH, AND THE "W"
STANDS FOR...Copy !req
52. WELL, HERE COMES YOUR
ASS-KICKING!Copy !req
53. YAHOO!Copy !req
54. >>
>> OH, MAN, I SHOULDN'T HAVECopy !req
55. THROWN THAT LITTLE WAITER IN THE
FIRE SO QUICK!Copy !req
56. I NEED THAT CODE!Copy !req
57. OH, THERE'S A SAYIN' IN TEXAS —
KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE BUSH —Copy !req
58. UH, A BUSH IN THE BUSH IS WORTH
ONE IN THE — OH IT!Copy !req
59. ONE MIDDLE EAST PARKING LOT,
COMIN' UP!Copy !req
60. SO LONG, THREAT TO AMERICA'SCopy !req
61. ECONOMY — OR AS YOU SAY,
"ADIOS"!Copy !req
62. YEAH YOU, SUN!Copy !req
63. HA HA HA!Copy !req
64. YEAH, I'M THE PRESIDENT!Copy !req
65. HA HA, YEAH!Copy !req
66. THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA FIX
GLOBAL WARMING, TOO —Copy !req
67. CAPTAIN TEXAS-STYLE!Copy !req
68. >> WHOA!Copy !req
69. NO!Copy !req
70. I'M BURNING ALIVE!Copy !req
71. >> HERE I GO!Copy !req
72. HYAH!Copy !req
73. UH-OH.Copy !req
74. >> THANKS FOR TUNING IN, AND
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL CELEBRITYCopy !req
75. EDITION OF "DOUBLE DARE"!Copy !req
76. LET'S SAY HELLO TO THE RED
TEAM — DAREDEVIL...Copy !req
77. >> I JUST HEARD SOMEONE FART IN
THE AUDIENCE.Copy !req
78. >> ... AND STEVIE WONDER!Copy !req
79. >> I'M FEELING VERY
SUPERSTITIOUS, BABY.Copy !req
80. >>
AND NOW I SMELL IT.Copy !req
81. >> AND LET'S WELCOME THE BLUE
TEAM — MARLEE MATLIN ANDCopy !req
82. HELEN KELLER!Copy !req
83. ARE YOU LADIES EXCITED TO PLAY?Copy !req
84. >> WHEN ARE WE STARTING?Copy !req
85. >> GREAT!Copy !req
86. FIRST QUESTION — WHAT ANIMAL
MAKES THIS NOISE?Copy !req
87. >> A COW!Copy !req
88. >> CORRECT!Copy !req
89. 500 POINTS!Copy !req
90. >> IS SOMEONE GOING TO SIGNAL ME
WHEN WE ARE STARTING?Copy !req
91. >> NEXT QUESTION — IDENTIFY
THIS OBJECT.Copy !req
92. >> THE OBJECT IS A TV MONITOR!Copy !req
93. >> HEY, LOOK! A BASKETBALL!Copy !req
94. [ DING! ]
>> CORRECT!Copy !req
95. NEXT QUESTION!Copy !req
96. WHAT IS THE NOISE THAT THIS
ANIMAL MAKES?Copy !req
97. >> I'LL TAKE GEOGRAPHY FOR $400,
PLEASE, ALEX.Copy !req
98. >> HELEN WANTS TO SAY THAT SHECopy !req
99. IS INCREDIBLY CONFUSED WHERE SHE
IS, AND, SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONECopy !req
100. CAN LET ME KNOW WHEN WE'RE
STARTING, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.Copy !req
101. >> AS NEITHER TEAM COULD ANSWER,Copy !req
102. HELEN KELLER WILL NOW HAVE TO DO
THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!Copy !req
103. HELEN WILL HAVE TO JUMP THROUGHCopy !req
104. THESE THREE FLAMING HOOPS ON
THIS TRICYCLE.Copy !req
105. AND GO!Copy !req
106. [ SPLASH! ]
OH, AND STRAIGHT INTO THE PILECopy !req
107. OF SLIME.Copy !req
108. THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.Copy !req
109. >> WATER!Copy !req
110. >> RED TEAM WINS!Copy !req
111. CONGRATULATIONS!Copy !req
112. >> OH, HEY!Copy !req
113. WHO WAS THAT? WHO WAS THAT?Copy !req
114. >> REALLY?Copy !req
115. >> "I REGRET" IS THE NEW GAME
YOU'LL REGRET IF YOU DON'T PLAY!Copy !req
116. >> OKAY, OKAY, I'M UP, I'M UP.Copy !req
117. I REGRET... LAST NIGHT, JULIE.Copy !req
118. >> WHAT?Copy !req
119. >> I WANTED TO SEE YOU NAKED,
AND I DID, AND NOW I JUST DON'TCopy !req
120. WANT TO BE WITH YOU.Copy !req
121. >>
>> UH-OH!Copy !req
122. "I REGRET" FROM GABLOO!Copy !req
123. >> SPACE PIRATE MONKEY FROM
PLUTO!Copy !req
124. >> TO KING ARTHUR AND CAMELOT!Copy !req
125. >> SIR BEDIVERE, HOW GOES THE
QUEST?Copy !req
126. >>
>> WHAT?Copy !req
127. >>
UH, WELL, THEN, SIR LANCELOT?Copy !req
128. >>
>> OH, THIS IS A DISASTER.Copy !req
129. CAN'T ANYONE HELP?Copy !req
130. >> YO, WHAT'S UP, KING ARTHUR?Copy !req
131. >> SIR MIX-A-LOT!Copy !req
132. >> ♪ THIS TABLE'S LONG, BUT ITCopy !req
133. SHOULD BE ROUND ♪
♪ KING ARTHUR CAN'T HEAR ACopy !req
134. SOUND ♪
♪ WHEN A KNIGHT TRIES TO TALK,Copy !req
135. THAT BROTHER'S GOTTA WALK ♪
♪ 'BOUT HALF A FREAKIN' BLOCK TOCopy !req
136. >> ♪ BEDIVERE CAN'T HEAR ♪
YO, CAN YOU PASS ME SOME BEER?Copy !req
137. >> SAY WHAT?Copy !req
138. FOR YA ♪
♪ I'M-A MAKE THIS MOTHERCopy !req
139. CIRCULAR ♪
SIR GALAHAD!Copy !req
140. >> YEAH?Copy !req
141. >> PERCIVAL!Copy !req
142. >> YEAH?Copy !req
143. >> DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE
OTHERS TALK?Copy !req
144. >> HELL, YEAH!Copy !req
145. >> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?Copy !req
146. >> I CAN HEAR!Copy !req
147. >> HOLY COW!Copy !req
148. >> ♪ MAKE EVERY NIGHT SAY ♪
>> All: WOW!Copy !req
149. >> ♪ 360 ON THE PARAMETER ♪
♪ AND YOU KNOW HOES LIKECopy !req
150. >> All: ♪ TABLE BE ROUND ♪
>>Copy !req
151. I'M NEVER GONNA NEED MONEY,
ANYWAY.Copy !req
152. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
153. COME ON, MAN, WHERE YOU WIN THIS
AT, SHOOTING DICE?Copy !req
154. THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
155. CROWN-WEARINGCopy !req
156. >> UH, THIS IS A PICKLE.Copy !req
157. >> UH... HUH.Copy !req
158. >> DADDY, DADDY, LOOK!Copy !req
159. GLOWORM IS GLOWING!Copy !req
160. >> HEY, THANKS.Copy !req
161. YOU SHOW ME THAT THING, LIKE,
ONCE A DAY.Copy !req
162. >> OH, THE FUSE MUST'VE BLOWN.Copy !req
163. >> OH, DAMN IT!Copy !req
164. OH, HELL, I NEVER GOT BATTERIES
FOR THE FLASHLIGHT.Copy !req
165. >> DADDY, WHAT ABOUT GLOWORM?Copy !req
166. >> FINE, JUST GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
167. [ CRASH! ]
OW! OH, ASS-PACKING ENDCopy !req
168. TABLE!Copy !req
169. >> DADDY, IS GLOWORM HURT?Copy !req
170. >> NO, DADDY'S KNEECAP WAS
SHATTERED LIKE A DINNER PLATE,Copy !req
171. BUT GLOWORM'S A-OKAY.Copy !req
172. DON'T WORRY, HONEY.Copy !req
173. >> HONEY, BE CAREFUL ON THE
BASEMENT STAIRS!Copy !req
174. >> OH, REALLY?Copy !req
175. 'CAUSE I THOUGHT I'D GO DOWN
BACKWARDS, HOPPING ON ONE FOOT,Copy !req
176. BUT — OH
[ SCREAMING, THUDDING ]Copy !req
177. UGH.Copy !req
178. STAIRS.Copy !req
179. WHERE'S THAT THING?Copy !req
180. STUPID FUSE BOX.Copy !req
181. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
182. WORK, DAMN IT!Copy !req
183. WORK!Copy !req
184. >> HONEY, I THINK THE POWER'S
OUT FOR THE WHOLE BLOCK!Copy !req
185. IT'S A BLACKOUT!Copy !req
186. >> OH
DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!Copy !req
187. DAMN IT! DAMN IT!Copy !req
188. STUPID BLACKOUT!Copy !req
189. I'M BACK!Copy !req
190. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP!Copy !req
191. >> DADDY, WHERE'S GLOWORM?Copy !req
192. >> HERE'S GLOWORM.Copy !req
193. >> HE'S NOT LIGHTING UP WHEN I
HUG HIM.Copy !req
194. >> HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.Copy !req
195. >> AND I'M EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
MATTHEW SENREICH.Copy !req
196. >> AS OUR THIRD SEASON DRAWS TO
A CLOSE, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE ACopy !req
197. MOMENT TO REMEMBER THOSE WE LOST
ALONG THE WAY.Copy !req
198. >> OH, GOD!Copy !req
199. >> WHOA!Copy !req
200. >> THAT'S IT? ONLY TWO?Copy !req
201. >> GEEZ, THE OSCARS ALWAYS HAVE
A BILLION OF THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
202. >> HEY, GUYS, SORRY TOCopy !req
203. INTERRUPT.Copy !req
204. I'VE GOT YOUR JAMBA JUICE.Copy !req
205. AAH!Copy !req
206. UGH!Copy !req
207. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!Copy !req
208. AAH!Copy !req
209. AAAAH!Copy !req
210. AAH! UGH!Copy !req
211. >> PHEW.Copy !req
212. THREE'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?Copy !req
213. >> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD, BUT I
THINK WE CAN DO BETTER.Copy !req
214. >> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?Copy !req
215. >> YOU BROUGHT THE CARD UP TOO
EARLY!Copy !req
216. >> WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
KILL ME?Copy !req
217. NOT IF I KILL YOU!Copy !req
218. HA HA!Copy !req
219. I AM "ROBOT CHICKEN"!Copy !req
220. >> I AM "ROBOT CHICKEN"!Copy !req
221. >> STUPID PARTNER!Copy !req
222. >> OH
WHAT THECopy !req
223. UGH!Copy !req
224. >> UGH!Copy !req
225. >>Copy !req
226. >>Copy !req
227. >> WHAT IN TARNATION IS ALL THIS
COMMOTION IN THE HEN HOUSE?Copy !req
228. >> HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S
"ADULT SWIM" PRESIDENTCopy !req
229. MIKE LAZZO.Copy !req
230. >> LOOK AT ALL THE DEAD FOLK
LYING AROUND HERE LIKE POSSUMSCopy !req
231. ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!Copy !req
232. OUR INSURANCE IS GONNA
SKYROCKET, Y'ALL!Copy !req
233. >> WAIT, DO YOU MEAN WE'RE —
>> HELL, YEAH, FELLAS —Copy !req
234. "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS CANCELED!Copy !req