Robot Chicken 3x14

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...Christmas Special: Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it's Misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >>

5. >> SENT FROM PLANET KRYPTON TO AID SUPERMAN IN THE FIGHT FOR

6. JUSTICE, THESE ARE THE SUPERPETS —

7. KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG...

8. STREAKY THE SUPERCAT...

9. >> >>

10. >> ... BEPPO THE SUPERMONKEY...

11. >> >> ... COMET THE SUPERHORSE...

12. >> AAH!

13. >> ... HISSY THE SUPERSNAKE.

14. THEY ARE THE...

15. >> AFTER A WHOLE MONTH IN SPACE, I CAN'T WAIT TO HUG THOSE

16. LOVEABLE SUPERPETS.

17. THE SUPERPETS!

18. NO!

19. OHH!

20. >> HELLO?

21. >> BECKY, THIS IS S— WE— WELL, IS SHE THERE?

22. >> ONE SECOND.

23. >> HELLO, BECKY?

24. SUPERMAN HERE.

25. DID YOU, UH — >>

26. >> NO! NO, BECKY!

27. NOT NEXT MONTH!

28. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM THIS MONTH!

29. THIS MONTH, BECKY!

30. >> I'M SO SORRY.

31. WE JUST COULDN'T REDUCE HIS FEVER FOR THE FLAVOR OF A

32. PRINGLES.

33. >> WE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF

34. THIS!

35. SEND OUT THE CALL, ENSIGN.

36. WE NEED VOLTRON!

37. >> RIGHT AWAY, COMMANDER.

38. >> Together: VOLTRON FORCE, GO!

39. >> WE'RE BEING RIPPED APART!

40. >> DON'T YOU WORRY, COMMANDER.

41. THAT ROBEAST WILL BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE ONCE VOLTRON GETS

42. HERE.

43. >> WHERE THE HELL IS VOLTRON?

44. >> DON'T YOU WORRY, SIR.

45. VOLTRON WON'T LET US DOWN.

46. >> WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.

47. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

48. LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO STEP SIX.

49. >> IS THAT VOLTRON?

50. >> YES, SON. HE'S RIGHT HERE.

51. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.

52. >> VOLTRON'S ON THE SCENE!

53. >> VOLTRON?

54. WHERE — WHERE WERE YOU?

55. >> WE GOT HERE AT THE SPEED OF JUSTICE!

56. >> NOT EVEN THE REAL VOLTRON.

57. IT'S JUST THAT STUPID VEHICLE ONE.

58. >> VOLTRON!

59. >> CONGRATULATIONS, DR. PEPPER.

60. >> MY GOD — A PLANET WHERE APES EVOLVED FROM MEN?

61. >> APE.

62. >> WHAT THE DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

63. >> YOU SAID "APES," PLURAL.

64. THERE'S ONLY ONE APE — ME.

65. IT KIND OF SUCKS, BUT, HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MAN.

66. WE CAN PLAY PARCHEESI.

67. >> OHH!

68. YOU MANIACS!

69. YOU BLEW IT UP!

70. >> ME PERSONALLY?

71. NO. NO, NO, NO.

72. I THINK THERE WERE SOME OTHER

73. APES, BUT THEY LEFT ON A SPACESHIP LIKE FOREVER AGO.

74. I'M A LITTLE FUZZY ON THE

75. HISTORY.

76. >> OHH, DAMN YOU!

77. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

78. >> HEY!

79. YEAH! THERE YOU GO!

80. THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

81. ANYWAY, I'M GONNA GO GET A SMOOTHIE.

82. YOU WANT ONE?

83. >> YES, I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH,

84. NEW FRIEND.

85. >> HMM?

86. >> >> OH, I FOUND IT.

87. THIS IS THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.

88. >>

89. >> WAIT, WAIT, STOP THE

90. EXECUTION!

91. THE GOVERNOR CALLED!

92. OH, THAT'S ME — ALWAYS A DAY LATE AND DOLLAR SHORT!

93. THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES, BUT HOW TO FEED THE FAMILY?

94. >> TIME PILOTS, CARMEN HAS STOLEN THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

95. WE NEED YOU TO HEAD TO THE YEAR IT WAS BUILT AND BRING BACK THAT

96. BRIDGE.

97. >> YOU HEARD HER, KIDS.

98. WE'VE GOT TO RETRIEVE THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

99. UH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS.

100. JANINE, I'M DOING THE SHOW.

101. I TOLD YOU WE'D TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

102. >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

103. >> WELL, I HAVE MORE TO SAY.

104. >> NO, NOW.

105. >> NO, NOT NOW.

106. WHAT THE YOU WANT ME TO LOSE MY JOB?

107. >> I DON'T CARE.

108. >> OH, NICE.

109. HE'S THERE NOW, ISN'T HE?

110. YOU WHORE!

111. WELL, THEN I WANT MY JACKET BACK!

112. >> NO WAY.

113. >> YES, WAY!

114. IT'S MY JACKET!

115. >> IT WAS A GIFT!

116. >> NO, A GIFT IS SOMETHING YOU GIVE SOMEONE YOU LOVE, YOU DUMB

117. BITCH!

118. UH, HEY, KIDS.

119. UH, THAT WAS THE CHIEF AGAIN, AND SHE SAID SHE MADE A MISTAKE.

120. CARMEN DIDN'T STEAL THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE AFTER ALL.

121. SHE ACTUALLY STOLE A MAGICAL LEATHER JACKET, AND WE NEED YOUR

122. HELP TO GET IT BACK.

123. SO, ARE YOU WITH ME?

124. >> WHAT'S SO MAG— >> AND WE'RE OFF!

125. >> AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS?

126. >> I'LL GIVE YOU A QUESTION — WHAT YEAR DID THAT BITCH

127. RUIN MY LIFE?

128. DON'T KNOW?

129. TRICK QUESTION!

130. SHE RUINED THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE!

131. IS THIS FRANKLIN STREET?

132. YOU WHORE!

133. I LOVED YOU!

134. AND YOU IT ALL UP.

135. I GAVE THIS TO YOU BECAUSE IT MEANT SOMETHING, STUPID.

136. THAT WAS THE DAY YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.

137. WHAT WAS THAT DAY, KIDS?

138. >> Together: NOVEMBER 8th.

139. >> NOVEMBER 8th.

140. 3 POINTS FOR YOU, KIDS.

141. WHEN DID FIREMEN FIRST START USING POLES, SUSAN?

142. >> 1878.

143. >> BINGO!

144. HOORAY!

145. CARMEN IS SAFE.

146. >> WHERE ARE — >> I ASK THE QUESTIONS!

147. >> I-I-I-I SWEAR IT HAPPENED IN BATTLE.

148. >> HI! WHAT'S UP?

149. KONNICHIWA! BIENVENU!

150. I'M ENTREPRENEUR AND ALLEGED RAPIST JOE FRANCIS.

151. WHEN I STARTED "GIRLS GONE WILD," I HAD NO IDEA THAT 10

152. YEARS OF SEMI-CONSENSUAL ORGIES WOULD LEAVE ME SO DESENSITIZED.

153. BUT LOOK — DON'T FEEL A THING!

154. ANYWAY, MY QUEST TO ACHIEVE AN ERECTION LED ME TO SOME DARK

155. TERRITORY, AND NOW YOU CAN COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE.

156. OHH HO HO!

157. HURTS SO GOOD!

158. >> WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

159. >> AND THE "GIRLS GONE WILD" CAMERAS CATCH IT ALL.

160. YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR THESE GIRLS ARE WILLING TO GO.

161. YOU'RE 18, RIGHT?

162. >> YEAH, SURE!

163. WHOO!

164. I WANT TO BE POPULAR!

165. >> THE CENOBITES HAVE USED UP EVERY CHEAP THRILL ON HELL AND

166. EARTH, BUT THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

167. JEALOUS? ORDER NOW!

168. >> HYAH!

169. RAH!

170. >> DRAC, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

171. HALF THE DAY IS GONE!

172. >> UGH, I WAS ON A STAKEOUT.

173. >> WELL, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION.

174. TERRORISTS HAVE CALLED IN A THREAT, BUT OUR SUSPECT'S NOT

175. TALKING.

176. >> LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM.

177. I'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE KNOWS.

178. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

179. L-LISTEN. LISTEN.

180. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

181. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TERRORISTS AND THEIR BOMB PLOT.

182. I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

183. >> IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT.

184. >> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

185. B-BUT I'VE DECIDED TO — >>

186. HE WOULDN'T TALK.

187. >> DAMN IT, DRAC!

188. WELL, WE'VE STILL GOT THREE MORE SUSPECTS.

189. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?

190. >> NO, I'M ON A LIQUID DIET.

191. >> I SAID YES!

192. YES, I'LL TELL YOU!

193. AAH!

194. >> THE BOMB'S ON FLIGHT 421!

195. >> BUT, DRAC, IT'S ALREADY IN THE AIR!

196. >> NOBODY MOVE!

197. WE'VE GOT A BOMB!

198. >> WHOA!

199. >> WHAT IN THE — HUH?

200. >> >> EXCUSE ME, SIR.

201. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RETURN TO YOUR SE— OHH!

202. >> WHAT?

203. >> DRAC, THE HIJACKER'S IN THE COCKPIT.

204. THE BOMB'S GONNA BLOW IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES IF WE DON'T

205. MEET HIS DEMANDS!

206. >> EVERYBODY DOWN! GET DOWN!

207. WHERE'S THE BOMB?

208. >> BITE ME.

209. >> WHERE'S THE BOMB?

210. >> YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

211. >> I AM DEAD.

212. >> AAH!

213. >> THROW IT!

214. >> WAIT FOR IT.

215. >> BUT IT'S A BOMB!

216. >> WAIT FOR IT.

217. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

218. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

219. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

220. AND NOW!

221. >> EH? WHAT IS THAT?

222. IS THAT A —

223. >> YEAH?

224. >> HOW'D IT GO, DRAC?

225. >> WELL, I TOOK CARE OF THE BOMB, BUT I'M AFRAID ALL THE

226. PASSENGERS ARE DEAD.

227. >> BUT WE'RE NOT DEAD.

228. BA-GAWK! BAWK.