1. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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2. >> IT'S ALIVE!
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3. >> UGH!
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4. THIS FOOD NASA SENT UP IS CRAP.
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5. >> YEP, BUT I GOT AN IDEA.
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6. HEY, KOOL-AID!
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7. >> OH, YEAH!
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8. >> AAAHHH!
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9. YEAH, THERE WE GO.
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10. I AM A POTATO.
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11. >> ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN IS ON THE
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12. AHA!
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13. MISS SEPTEMBER HAS IMPLANTS.
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14. >> I SWEAR, HAZEL.
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15. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
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16. HE JUST WON'T ASK HIS BOSS FOR A
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17. WHEN I MARRIED ROGER, HE HAD
SUCH BALLS.
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18. WHERE DID HIS BALLS GO?
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19. >> DAD'S BALLS ARE MISSING?
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20. A MYSTERY!
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21. >> BROWN!
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22. YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THESE
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23. >> YES, SIR.
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24. >> WHO HAS FOR BRAINS?
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25. >> ME.
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26. >> WHAT'S THAT?
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27. >> I DO.
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28. I HAVE FOR BRAINS.
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29. >> THAT'S BETTER.
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30. >> HMM...
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31. >>
>> WOW.
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32. I'VE BEEN A BARTENDER 18 YEARS
AND NEVER SEEN ANYONE CRY ACTUAL
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33. TEARS INTO THEIR BEER.
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34. KUDOS, CHUM.
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35. >> THANKS.
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36. >> MM-HMM.
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37. STRIPPERS ALWAYS GET SO MAD WHEN
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38. >> WELL, I DEFINITELY AM ONE.
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39. >> MM-HMM.
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40. AHA!
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41. >> YOU KNOW, IN THE REST OF THE
WORLD, SOCCER IS CALLED
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42. FOOTBALL.
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43. HEY! HEY!
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44. OW!
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45. OHH!
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46. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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47. WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING —
>> HELLO, THERE.
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48. WHAT YOU'VE JUST SEEN IS A
DRAMATIZATION OF THE NEW ASSHOLE
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49. LAWS ENACTED BY CONGRESS, WHICH
GO INTO EFFECT JANUARY 1st.
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50. IT'S NOW A FEDERAL OFFENSE TO
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51. ACTUALLY CALLED FOOTBALL.
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52. >> UH, IN FACT, NO "STAR TREK"
EPISODE CONTAINS THE WORDS "BEAM
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53. ME UP, SCOTTY."
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54. AAH!
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55. OUCH!
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56. OW! MY ARM.
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57. AAH! AAH!
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58. OW!
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59. >> YOU KNOW, ICELAND IS ACTUALLY
GREEN, AND GREENLAND IS ACTUALLY
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60. ICY?
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61. AAH!
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62. AAH! AAH!
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63. OH, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP!
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64. >> "HEROES" IS WAY BETTER
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY ANSWERS
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65. STUFF.
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66. ON "LOST," THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
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67. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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68. NO, WAIT!
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69. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST
SURVIVED A NUCLEAR WAR.
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70. >> YEAH.
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71. EVERYONE WE KNOW IS EITHER DEAD
OR A ZOMBIE.
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72. >> WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF FOOD, BUT
MOST OF IT'S CRAP.
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73. >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
REALLY HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW?
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74. HEY, KOOL-AID!
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75. >> OH, YEAH!
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76. AW, YEAH!
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77. >> AAAHHH!
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78. >> OH, YEAH.
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79. >> WE ARE HERE TODAY TO ANNOUNCE
MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEAL TO
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80. PERFORM EXCLUSIVELY AT LAS
VEGAS' EXCELSIOR HOTEL.
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81. >> ♪ HOO-HOO ♪
>> TO PROMOTE THE DEAL, WE
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82. CREATED THIS.
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83. >> IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN
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84. I THOUGHT!
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85. >> WHAT THE —
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86. WHAT'S IT DOING?
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87. NO!
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88. NO, STOP!
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89. WHY WON'T IT STOP?
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90. >> MMM!
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91. BIG BOY.
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92. >> YES, I SUPPOSE IT IS A GOOD
RESTAURANT.
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93. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"RESTAURANT"?
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94. >> ENCYCLOPEDIA, WHERE HAVE YOU
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95. >> MOM, I SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF
DAD'S MISSING BALLS.
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96. SEE, THERE THEY ARE — RIGHT
BETWEEN HIS LEGS...
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97. AND IN THAT STRANGE LADY'S
MOUTH.
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98. >> AAAHHH!
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99. >> LOOK, HANSEL.
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100. I'M DROPPING BREAD CRUMBS TO
MARK OUR WAY.
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101. >> OUR WAY BACK TO OUR FATHER
WHO LEFT US FOR DEAD IN THE
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102. FOREST?
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103. >> WHEE!
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104. >> GRETEL, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST
GIRL I KNOW.
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105. >> THANKS.
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106. >> THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT.
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107. >> I'M HUNGRY.
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108. LET'S EAT THIS HOUSE.
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109. MMM!
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110. FROSTING!
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111. >> I THINK THAT'S BIRD
>> MMM!
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112. BIRD
>> CHILDREN!
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113. >> Both: AAH!
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114. >> YOU MUST COME INSIDE.
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115. YOU NEED A GOOD MEAL.
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116. >> IT'LL BE SO NICE TO HAVE YOU
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117. FOR LUNCH.
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118. >> DOUBLE ENTENDRE!
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119. >> NO! NO!
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120. OW!
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121. I'M BURNING ALIVE!
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122. WHY?
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123. >> WE'LL SELL MORE GINGERBREAD
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124. THAN EVER WHEN MY WIFE IS DONE
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125. THE PRESS WE'LL GET IS ENORMOUS.
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126. OH, HOW SHE LOVES MAKING
CHILDREN HAPPY!
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127. >> Both: REVENGE IS A DISH BEST
SERVED HOT.
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128. >> THE END.
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129. AND WHAT WAS THE MORAL OF THE
STORY, BABY?
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130. EXACTLY!
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131. GOOD NIGHT.
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132. >> AND NOW BACK TO...
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133. >> KIDS!
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134. KIDS?
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135. >> SO LONG, FLASH.
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136. YOU'LL HAVE TO PICK UP THE PACE
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137. REVERSE FLASH.
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138. >> UGH!
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139. AGAIN WITH REVERSE FLASH!
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140. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME BUT WITH
THE EXACT OPPOSITE COLOR SCHEME.
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141. BRILLIANT.
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142. >> AT LEAST HE WEARS A MASK.
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143. BIZARRO SUPERMAN LOOKS JUST ME
BUT WITH A FACE LIKE SOMEBODY
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144. THREW UP IN A ICE TRAY.
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145. SERIOUSLY, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
OUT KRYPTONITE AND THEN
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146. PUT IT ON SOMEONE'S FACE AGAIN.
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147. >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
NEGATIVE WONDER WOMAN?
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148. >> HEY, WONDER WOMAN!
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149. YOU!
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150. NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY
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151. OH, LOOK!
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152. THERE IT IS.
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153. EASY TO FIND.
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154. >> DON'T GRAB OR ANYTHING.
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155. >> I'D GRAB HER.
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156. >> GRAB HER TILL SHE COULDN'T
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157. BOOYAH!
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158. >> UGH!
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159. >> AW, MAN, AM I THIRSTY.
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160. >> ME TOO.
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161. WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY
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162. HEY, KOOL-AID!
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163. >> OH, YEAH!
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164. >> HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
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165. I WON AN OSCAR.
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166. DID YOU?
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167. HUH? DID JEW?
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168. GET IT?
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169. I SAID "JEW."
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170. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, VAG
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171. TAKE ME TO REHAB!
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172. >> YEAH, I LOVE SEX AND
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173. >> PARIS, I'M ACTUALLY
JIMMIE WALKER.
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174. >> EW!
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175. I GOT TO GET TO REHAB.
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176. >> LINDSAY, ARE YOU OKAY?
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177. >> AAAHHH!
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178. >> EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED BY THIS
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179. CELEBRITY RUSHING OFF TO REHAB.
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180. COINCIDENCE OR SOMETHING MORE?
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181. >> YOU'RE ALL ACTING CRAZY.
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182. YOU'RE GOING TO EXPOSE OUR PLAN
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183. STOP THAT.
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184. >> YEAH, SOMETHING IS
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185. OH.
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186. OH, GOD.
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187. I STILL TASTE JIMMIE WALKER.
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188. >> ARE YOU CONSUMING ENOUGH
ALCOHOL RATIONS TO KILL EARTH'S
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189. DEADLY ATMOSPHERIC BACTERIA?
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190. >> MORE THAN ENOUGH.
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191. >> SHAZNOOK!
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192. IT MUST BE HAVING SOME SORT OF
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193. >> YEAH, LOOK AT LINDSAY.
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194. YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE ON OUR PLANET
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195. >> SO HUNGRY!
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196. MUST FEED FRECKLES!
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197. >> TINKERBELL!
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198. >> THEN WE NEED TO ACT NOW
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199. WORSE.
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200. SHED YOUR SKIN AND INITIATE
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201. PARIS, TAKE OUT BUSH.
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202. >> M'KAY.
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203. >> PRESIDENT BUSH.
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204. >> M'KAY.
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205. >> BRITNEY, RETURN OUR CHILD
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206. SAFEKEEPING.
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207. >> 'KAY, Y'ALL.
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208. COME ON, SEAN PRESTON.
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209. WHERE DID I LEAVE THAT LITTLE
BABY?
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210. >>
>> LINDSAY, YOU...
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211. UH...
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212. YOU, UH...
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213. GUARD THIS COFFEE CUP.
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214. OH, JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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215. >> HEY.
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216. YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US.
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217. >> NO, I'M NOT.
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218. I JUST LOVE THIS UNIFORM AND
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219. EVERYONE TOGETHER NOW!
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220. SCHNELL! SCHNELL! SCHNELL!
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221. >> LET'S GO KILL PEOPLE!
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222. >> WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!
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223. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!
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224. >> OH, HELL, I LEFT YOUR CAR
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225. THAT I MEANT TO ORDER IT FROM.
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226. ALL RIGHT, SIT ON MY LAP, BABY.
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227. THIS WILL BE SAFE.
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228. SEAN PRESTON, USE YOUR BABY
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229. OH, MY...
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230. GOD.
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231. EWWW!
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232. WELL, MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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233. >> EVERYONE, I'M A LIZARD!
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234. I'M A LIZARD!
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235. >> NO, MY SON.
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236. YOU'RE JUST AN ANTI-SEMITE.
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237. >> I WANT TO BE A
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238. DON'T TOUCH ME, JEW.
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239. >> GIVE IT UP, LIZARD, OR WE'LL
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240. HA HA, YOU IDIOTS.
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241. DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
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242. I'M A LIZARD.
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243. MY HEAD WILL ALWAYS GROW BACK.
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244. CHECK IT OUT.
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245. >> TAKE THAT, PRESIDENT BUSH!
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246. >>
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247. HUSBAND?
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248. >> YOU MARRIED YOUR SON?
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249. EWW!
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250. >> THAT'S THE OTHER
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251. THAT'S GEORGE BUSH SR.
>> READ MY LIPS — CALL AN
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252. AMBULANCE.
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253. NOBODY MESSES WITH MY SNOOKUMS.
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254. >> WAIT.
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255. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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256. OW.
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257. STOP.
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258. >> DON'T TRY TO RUN NOW, 'CAUSE
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259. >> OW!
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260. OH, YOU TRICKED ME.
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261. >> HERE IT COMES.
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262. HOLD ON.
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263. GET READY FOR THE SWEET RELEASE.
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264. >> FROM THE MOMENT THE VISITORS
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265. THEY WERE DOOMED.
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266. FOR THROUGH A MILLION YEARS OF
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267. EARNED HIS TOLERANCE.
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268. >>
>> EARTHLINGS RULE!
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269. >> YEAH!
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270. >> I'M THE MOTHER
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271. >> Together: EARTH!
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272. EARTH!
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273. EARTH! EARTH!
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274. EARTH! EARTH!
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275. EARTH! EARTH!
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276. EARTH! EARTH!
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277. EARTH! EARTH!
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278. >> OH.
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279. >> DID I MISS SOMETHING?
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280. BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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