Robot Chicken 3x10

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The Empire Strikes Back's Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls' toys of yesteryear.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IN "TONIGHT'S NEWS," YOU CAN FIND THE WORDS "NIGHT,"TIGHT,"

4. "TITS,"TOTS,"STEW,"WINO," "GHOST" AND THE NAME "TONI," IF

5. SPELL IT WITH AN "I."

6. >> OH, MY GOD!

7. OH, MY GOD!

8. OH, MY GOD!

9. OH, MY GOD!

10. NOT ONE MORE DAY OF THIS!

11. NOT ONE MORE DAY!

12. OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

13. >> HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

14. >> SHUT UP!

15. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

16. HA!

17. TIME TO GO TO WORK.

18. >> BE CAREFUL, DEAR.

19. >> YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

20. AAH!

21. JEWISH HOLIDAY!

22. >> HA!

23. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

24. >> NO!

25. DO A DANCE!

26. >> TELL A JOKE!

27. >> A PRIEST, A RABBI, AND A MONK

28. >> WHAT'S A RABBI?

29. >> OKAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THESE CARDS, AND YOU JUST TELL

30. ME WHAT YOU SEE.

31. >> BREASTS!

32. BOOBS!

33. KNOCKERS!

34. FUNBAGS!

35. HOOTERS!

36. DIRTY PILLOWS!

37. MILK SACKS!

38. TA-TAS!

39. MELONS!

40. GAZONGAS!

41. FLESH PUMPKINS!

42. SWEATER MEAT!

43. NIPPLE BACKSTOPS!

44. BIG, BOPPLIN' BOOBLY OOBLY OOBLIES!

45. TWO MOONS IN TRACTOR BEAM!

46. MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM!

47. >> JUST TELL ME YOUR DEMANDS AND WE CAN END THIS!

48. THERE'S NO REASON TO HURT THOSE BABIES!

49. >> ALL I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO TELL ME THAT THEY LOVE ME!

50. I KNEW NOBODY LOVED ME!

51. IT'S YOUR FAULT, MOM!

52. WHY DIDN'T LOVE ME?

53. >> VERINGULAR — WE'RE DROPPING YOUR CALLS ON PURPOSE, AND THERE

54. ISN'T YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

55. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON!

56. >> WOW!

57. IT'S THE MUSTANG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!

58. WOW, DAD!

59. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU — HEY.

60. AW, DAD, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

61. >> WAIT, THAT'S MY CAR.

62. YOURS IS OVER THERE.

63. >> OH — AW!

64. >> I'VE MADE A DEAL THAT WILL

65. AFFAIRS FOREVER.

66. >> >>

67. >> WE'D BE HONORED IF YOU COULD JOIN US.

68. >>

69. >> C-CAN I GET A LITTLE MORE

70. WATER?

71. >> WHAT?

72. >> NOTHING!

73. I JUST ASKED FOR MORE WATER.

74. HMM?

75. >> CKK!

76. >> RRR!

77. >> PKWW!

78. >> RRR!

79. >> SO, HOW WE DOING?

80. LEIA, HOW'S THE SOUP?

81. YOU EVER HAVE SOUP THIS GOOD?

82. >> YES, ON ALDERAAN.

83. >> HEY, PRINCESS, LET IT GO.

84. "OH, HELP ME!

85. WE'RE A PEACEFUL PLANET!" "YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY."

86. BOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!

87. BIG LASER!

88. PKK-K-K-K-K-K-K!

89. ALDERAAN CHUNKS EVERYWHERE!

90. PS-S-S-H-H-H-H-H-H-H!

91. >> ANYONE, UH...

92. ANYONE GOT A JOKE?

93. >> I'VE GOT ONE.

94. WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND BETRAYED HIS BEST FRIEND?

95. THIS GUY!

96. UH... TOO SOON?

97. >> WELL, IT'S BEEN A TIME AND A HALF, BUT —

98. LOT OF TORTURING TO DO.

99. A BOO-OOP BAH BOO!

100. DOO DEEDLE-DEE DOO DOO!

101. AROO-OO!

102. >> FROM THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM

103. "300" IS A TRUE STORY COMES THE TALE OF OUR NATION'S BIRTH.

104. >> GENERAL WASHINGTON, THE

105. TO 12!

106. >> FEAR NOT, AMERICAN!

107. FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE...

108. IN VIRGINIA!

109. >> KING GEORGE WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU.

110. >> THIS IS A BRITISH COLONY!

111. >> BRITISH?

112. THIS IS AMERICA!

113. HANCOCK, NOW!

114. Y-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!

115. >> IT AIN'T ACCURATE, BUT IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND.

116. >> AND THE POWER CELL RECHARGES AS IT MOVES.

117. IT'S A REVOLUTION IN ROBOTIC LONGEVITY!

118. YES?

119. >> CAN YOU IT?

120. >> EXCUSE ME?

121. >> CAN YOU IT?

122. >> NO.

123. >> OH, JEEZ! COME ON!

124. >> TRAGEDY STRUCK TODAY AS BELOVED CHILDREN'S ICON

125. STEAM PRESS.

126. LONGTIME COMPANION,

127. RAGGEDY ANDY, DIED IN THE LATE '80s AND IS NOW A PERMANENT PART

128. OF THE AIDS QUILT.

129. >> ALL TOO COMMON.

130. FIGURES FOREVER, GIRLS DUMP

131. CRUEL LACK OF COMPASSION.

132. LIFE.

133. WHAT HAPPENS TO GIRLS' TOYS WHEN THEY'RE NO LONGER LOVED?

134. JEM WAS ON TOP OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL WORLD IN THE '80s, BUT WHEN

135. SHE FELL, SHE FELL HARD —

136. CHEESECAKE.

137. >> NO, THEY DON'T!

138. YOU'RE RUINING MY PARTY!

139. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S TRULY, TRULY OUTRAGEOUS?

140. CHLAMYDIA.

141. >> $40, RIGHT?

142. YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY EMBARRASSING, BUT IN THE '80s, I

143. THE TIME.

144. >> YEAH, YOU WERE JUST A BOY THEN, BUT NOW YOU'RE A MAN,

145. RIGHT?

146. >> WELL, YES — A MARRIED MAN.

147. >> SO, IS IT AN OPEN MARRIAGE OR —

148. SO, IS IT AN OPEN MARRIAGE?

149. >> THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA

150. ACCESSORY — A VAGINA.

151. THE TEAM, VENUS CHOSE TO END HER

152. TURTLES MEET THEIR MAKER.

153. >> SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES —

154. TOILET.

155. >> IRONICALLY, WHEN SHE DIED, SHE CRAPPED HERSELF.

156. >> IS THAT IRONIC OR JUST FUNNY?

157. >> STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE WAS

158. PURPLE PIEMAN.

159. NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, SHE'LL

160. TORMENTOR.

161. >> EH?

162. WHO'S THERE?

163. I AM BLIND NOW.

164. THE DIABETES SAW TO THAT.

165. CHA-CHA-CHA CHA.

166. STILL GOT THE MOVES, HA HA.

167. >> AND SO STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

168. CONFRONTATION SHE SO CRAVES.

169. >> OH, NO!

170. BULL CRAP!

171. >> AAH!

172. >> WHAT THE — >>

173. AAH!

174. TAKE MY BERRIES NOW, BITCH!

175. YAAH!

176. WHOO!

177. I TOLD THAT MOTHER I'D BURY HIM, AND THAT'S NOT SOME

178. FRUIT-RELATED SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

179. B-U-R-Y — BURY, LIKE IN THE GROUND.

180. >> RAINBOW BRITE WAS A HUGE HIT

181. WANTED TO BE GIRLS.

182. SO, RAINBOW, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

183. >> WELL, AFTER I RETIRED AS RULER OF RAINBOW LAND, I

184. PRETTY COLORS OF THE WORLD.

185. I DATED A BLACK GUY, A KOREAN GUY, A BLACK GUY, A PUERTO RICAN

186. GUY, A BLACK GUY, SOME INDIAN

187. BLACK GUY, A BLACK GUY — OH,

188. SO PISSED.

189. >> AND HOW DOES SAILOR MOON MAKE A LIVING THESE DAYS?

190. >> I SELL MY USED PANTIES TO OLD MEN ONLINE.

191. >> IT'S A TRAGEDY WHEN A BELOVED ICON IS DISCARDED ON PURPOSE.

192. >> WE CABBAGE PATCH PEOPLE WERE

193. OF OUR CUTE BABY STAGE.

194. ADOPTION, MY ASSHOLE.

195. >> WITH NOBODY TO CARE FOR THEM,

196. ON HARD TIMES.

197. ALL BEFELL CHATTY CATHY.

198. AFTER WITNESSING A MOB CRIME,

199. COULDN'T TALK.

200. >> THEY CUT OUT MY TONGUE, BUT I WOULD NOT BE

201. INTIMIDATED.

202. I TESTIFIED ANYWAY.

203. >> OH, GOOD FOR YOU.

204. >> I WISH I WAS DEAD.

205. >> LET'S NEVER AGAIN FORGET THAT THOSE GIRLS' TOYS OF YESTERYEAR

206. DESERVE.

207. >> AM I DONE YET?

208. >> YOU'LL KNOW, CHATTY CATHY.

209. YOU'LL KNOW.

210. BA-GAWK! BAWK.