Robot Chicken 3x1

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All the people killed in the 2nd season finale return as zombies. The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. Shout On and Shout Off with The Shouter. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he’s a little dated. People can lose at The Game of Life. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue with Speedy Gonzales and Dora the Explorer.

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1. >> PREVIOUSLY ON "ROBOT CHICKEN," Y'ALL...

2. >> NOT ENOUGH OF YOU HAVE BEEN

3. A THIRD SEASON, BUT WE'RE GONNA CHANGE ALL THAT RIGHT NOW.

4. MATT, GIVE ME THE — OH! YOU SHOT THE BLOOPERS HOST!

5. >> SETH, LISTEN — THEY LIKE THE VIOLENCE.

6. >> OH! WE CAN'T HAVE A THIRD

7. SEASON IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY WRITERS!

8. >> THEY LOVE US!

9. VIOLENCE! BLEEDING!

10. DIE!

11. DIE!

12. >> RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF, BITCHES.

13. WE'RE FIXING TO RENEW Y'ALL.

14. >> THAT'S WHAT THE I'M TALKING ABOUT!

15. >> BUT AT WHAT COST?

16. >> YOU SAY SOMETHING, KEITH?

17. >> NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

18. AAH!

19. >> GRAVY CORN BREAD!

20. >> HOLY ASS CRACKERS!

21. >> OH >> COME ON, COME ON!

22. COME ON!

23. >> AAAAAH!

24. >> DANG IT, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

25. >> I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

26. >> AAH! YOU RATTLESNAKE!

27. AAH! OHH!

28. >> YES!

29. N-O-O-O-O!

30. N-O-O-O-O!

31. [ CELLPHONE RINGS TO THE TUNE OF

32. "THRILLER"-LIKE MUSIC ] OH, WAIT A SECOND.

33. OH, IT'S JUST MOM.

34. NO!

35. L-L-LOOK AT THE NEW CONTRACT!

36. WE GET HEALTH BENEFITS!

37. OH, NO, GOD, PLEASE DON'T EAT MY BRAINS.

38. >> >>

39. HERE.

40. >> YO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT FOR LUNCH TODAY?

41. >> BRAINS!

42. >> SUBWAY!

43. >> BRAINS IT IS.

44. >> OH, I HATE BRAINS.

45. >> WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND.

46. >> WHERE ALL YOUR FANTASIES WILL COME TRUE!

47. >> THEN WHY ARE YOU A MIDGET?

48. >> FLASH GORDON!

49. THE PHANTOM!

50. MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN!

51. THESE THREE HEROES, UNITED BY A

52. COINCIDENCE THAT THEY'RE ALL

53. SYNDICATE, NOW DEFEND THE EARTH AS THE DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!

54. >> EARTH!

55. >> WHAM! HA HA!

56. TAKE THAT!

57. >> OW! OW! OW!

58. >> WATCH ME PULL SOME KICK-ASS OUT OF MY HAT!

59. NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON'T!

60. >> AAH! I ACTUALLY LIVE ON THIS BLOCK!

61. >> All: DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!

62. >> HELP! DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH, A KILLER ASTEROID'S ABOUT TO

63. WIPE US OUT!

64. >> UH...

65. WE'RE JUST THE NEIGHBORHOOD-WATCH ASSOCIATION.

66. >> THE MOST BAD-ASS

67. ON THE EAST SIDE.

68. >> BOO-YAH!

69. >> THAT WHOLE EARTH/ASTEROID THING?

70. NOT REALLY OUR BAG.

71. BUT LOOK!

72. THERE'S A QUARTER IN YOUR EAR!

73. >> BUT YOU'RE THE DEFENDERS OF

74. THE EARTH.

75. >> WELL, PART OF THE EARTH — IF

76. ROUTE 9W.

77. >> TO THE CUL-DE-SAC!

78. >> All: DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!

79. >> BUT — BUT — THE... EARTH...

80. >> DAMN LIGHT!

81. >> ♪ SHOUT OFF ♪ >> TELEVISION!

82. >> ♪ THE SHOUTER ♪ >> LET'S YOU TURN ANYTHING ON

83. VOCALIZATION.

84. >> BULL WEATHER!

85. >> JUST PLUG IT IN TO CONTROL THE LIGHTS, TV — ALMOST

86. ANYTHING.

87. >> ♪ SHOUT ON ♪ >> CHRISTMAS!

88. >> ♪ SHOUT OFF ♪ >> KILL MYSELF!

89. >> ♪ SHOUT ON, SHOUT OFF ♪ >> MY KIDS LEFT ME ALONE TO DIE!

90. >> ♪ THE SHOUTER ♪ >> WHEW! IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE

91. FINISHED.

92. >> LET'S JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.

93. >> WANT TO HIT QUIZNO'S?

94. >> WORD.

95. >> AWESOME.

96. >> MEGATRON, THE ULTIMATE DEATH RAY IS ALMOST COMPLETE.

97. >> EXCELLENT, SOUNDWAVE.

98. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!

99. >> UNDERSTOOD.

100. >> JUST LET ME GRAB MY WALLET.

101. >> OH, YOU'D FORGET YOUR TESTICLES IF THEY WEREN'T

102. YOUR SEMINAL VESICLE.

103. >> HEY, LOOK AT THIS THING.

104. >> WHO'S GOT A BOOM BOX ANYMORE?

105. >> HEY, LOOK AT ME!

106. I'M LL COOL J, HUH?

107. ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

108. >> CHIKA-CHIKA TAM BAM!

109. >> OH, WHAT'S THAT?

110. >> OH, MY FREAKIN' GOD, IT'S A MIX TAPE!

111. >> LAME! WOW!

112. HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO THIS SUMMER?

113. >> I TOTALLY CRIED MY EYES OUT, AND THEN I MASTURBATED.

114. MY GOD!

115. USED TO BE A VIABLE FORMAT?

116. >> LOOK AT ME — STREAMERS!

117. I'M A CLOWN!

118. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

119. >> RUMBLE!

120. YOU'RE KILLING RUMBLE!

121. >> IF BY "RUMBLE" YOU MEAN "YOUR

122. PUSSNESS," THEN I GUESS WE ARE.

123. >> RUMBLE, TRANSFORM!

124. TRANSFORM!

125. OH, N-O-O-O-O-O!

126. >> HEY, THIS THING RUNS ON "D" BATTERIES.

127. >> JUST LIKE YOUR WIFE'S VIBRATOR.

128. >> SOUNDWAVE HASN'T REPORTED BACK IN DAYS.

129. WHERE CAN HE BE?

130. >> MEGATRON, I THINK I FOUND HIM.

131. >> eBay?

132. >> REQUEST PERMISSION TO BUY IT NOW.

133. >> AND GOOD DAY TO YOU.

134. BREAKING NEWS FROM SPACE.

135. AS THE NEW RIDE AT LAS VEGAS' "STAR TREK: EXPERIENCE" —

136. >> WHAT'S UP, DICKSTAIN?

137. >> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!

138. I'M DOING MY SHOW!

139. >> OH, YEAH!

140. WHAT'S IT CALLED AGAIN — "GAY NEWS FOR HOMOS ABOUT PENIS

141. "PENIS-BRASKA"?

142. >> NO, IT'S CALLED THE "GYRO-ROBO NEWS—"

143. >> STOP IT!

144. >> OH HO!

145. NOW, TELL THE NICE VIEWERS HOW

146. OWN FARTS!

147. SAY IT!

148. OH, IT GETS TIGHTER!

149. SAY IT!

150. >> OKAY, OKAY!

151. FARTS!

152. I LOVE FARTS!

153. >> HA HA! LOSER!

154. YOU GOT MUNSONED!

155. >> >> I'M YOUR REAL DAD!

156. >> AND IN OTHER NEWS — >> DANIEL, SWEETY —

157. >> MOM, I AM DOING MY SHOW!

158. >> OH, WELL, IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.

159. >> NO, IT IS NOT!

160. >> I MADE SNICKERDOODLES.

161. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES.

162. >> ALPHA PSI BODEGA?

163. >> NUH-UNH!

164. >> Both: ALPHA PSI! DO OR DIE!

165. GUNG HO! GUNG HO!

166. UNH! HUNH! UNH! HUNH!

167. UNH! HUNH! UNH! HUNH! UNH!

168. OW! OW! OW!

169. >> SO, UH... YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?

170. >> AND NOW, ADAM, IT IS UNTO YE

171. EARTH.

172. >> I'M ON IT.

173. I'M GONNA CALL YOU A HORSE.

174. AND YOU'LL BE A BEAR.

175. >> HEY, ADAM!

176. >> OH, HEY, STEVE.

177. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

178. I WALKED INTO A SITUATION, DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I WANT

179. TO BE PART OF IT!

180. >> EH, NOTHING.

181. THE EARTH.

182. >> OOH! LET'S CALL THAT ONE A PEACOCK!

183. >> STEVE, STEVE — >> AND THAT'LL BE A

184. SWALLOW!

185. >> STEVE, PLEASE, DON'T — >> AND THAT'S A RAMBURGLAR!

186. >> ♪ BE A WINNER AT THE GAME OF

187. LIFE ♪ >> A LETTER FROM THE ADMISSIONS

188. OFFICE?

189. MY LIFE STARTS NOW!

190. REJECTED?

191. FIDDLESTICKS!

192. >> THAT'S THE LAST TRAY OF IMITATION MEAT PATTIES YOU'LL

193. RUIN!

194. YOU'RE FIRED!

195. >> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO TO SAVE MY JOB?

196. >> YES. THERE IS.

197. >> OH, I REALLY... NEED...

198. THIS... JOB!

199. >> WORK IT OFF!

200. YOU'RE KEEPING YOUR JOB!

201. >> GOD, PLEASE... PLEASE...

202. NO!

203. OH, GOD, WHY?

204. >> COME ON, HONEY.

205. ONE LAST BIG PUSH.

206. >> AA-A-A-A-H!

207. >> OH, SHOOT!

208. >> GOD, ANOTHER INTERVIEW YOU'VE BLOWN?

209. WE CAN'T ALL LIVE ON BEER, YOU KNOW?

210. >> YOU'RE GONNA SHUT... YOUR...

211. BIG... MOUTH... ONCE... AND...

212. FOR... ALL... STUPID... BITCH!

213. >> I'M SORRY!

214. >> SPINNER.

215. >> Shh!

216. >> Shh!

217. >> >>

218. >> >>

219. >> AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM YOUR GOVERNOR.

220. >> GOOD EVENING.

221. AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE DEALT WITH MANY ALIENS IN THE PAST, BUT NOW

222. MEXICO ALIEN.

223. HERE, I SHOW YOU HOW THE GREAT

224. WITH THE MEXICO BORDER ISSUE.

225. TRAINED BORDER GUARD, WHO WILL EXPLAIN FURTHER.

226. >> PEOPLE RUNNIN' ACROSS THE BORDER WAS A PROBLEM, BUT THESE

227. NEW SYSTEMS ARE IMPREGNABLE.

228. >> EYPA, EYPA! iANDALE, ANDALE!

229. iARRIBA, ARRIBA!

230. EE-YAH!

231. >> S-S-SON OF A BITCH.

232. >> CRACKING DOWN ON THE CRIMES

233. FROM COMING HERE ILLEGALLY.

234. >> THAT'S HIM!

235. HE DREW A "Z" ON MY WALL.

236. >> YES, RIGHT AFTER I BROKE UP A ROBBERY!

237. I'M A HERO!

238. AAH! TU MADRE!

239. >> WE MUST STOP THE HIRING OF THE ILLEGAL ALIENS.

240. AGO!

241. YOU ARE TOO SLOW!

242. >> SLOW?

243. SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ.

244. >> YOU, THE SECURITY PEOPLE, TAKE THE MOUSE AND DEPORT HIM!

245. >> NO, SEÑOR!

246. THEY'LL EXECUTE ME IN MI COUNTRY.

247. YOU ARE KILLING ME!

248. YOU ARE KILLING ME!

249. >> BUT WE ARE ALSO COMPASSIONATE

250. BORDER.

251. >> WE FOUND THIS LITTLE GIRL

252. PARENTAL SUPERVISION.

253. >> SOY UN EXPLORER!

254. CON MI AMIGO BOOTS!

255. >> WHICH WE DEALT WITH PER CDC REGULATIONS.

256. >> AND HERE IS THE LATEST HERO

257. CRIME — SUPERMAN!

258. >> THANK YOU, GOVERNOR.

259. WHEN WE LET HIM JOIN OUR RANKS.

260. I'M ON MY WAY TO DEPORT HIM RIGHT NOW.

261. >> YEAH, YEAH, GOOD JOB WITH

262. THERE.

263. GREAT COUNTRY YOURSELF?

264. GOTT IN HIMMEL!

265. >> SIR, IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT, I

266. INTO THIS COUNTRY.

267. >> UP, UP, AND AWAY!

268. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

269. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.