1. >> PREVIOUSLY ON
"ROBOT CHICKEN," Y'ALL...Copy !req
2. >> NOT ENOUGH OF YOU HAVE BEEN
CALLING IN TO SUPPORT US GETTINGCopy !req
3. A THIRD SEASON, BUT WE'RE GONNA
CHANGE ALL THAT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
4. MATT, GIVE ME THE —
OH! YOU SHOT THE BLOOPERS HOST!Copy !req
5. >> SETH, LISTEN — THEY LIKE THE
VIOLENCE.Copy !req
6. [ GUN COCKS, FIRES ]
>> OH! WE CAN'T HAVE A THIRDCopy !req
7. SEASON IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY
WRITERS!Copy !req
8. >> THEY LOVE US!Copy !req
9. VIOLENCE! BLEEDING!Copy !req
10. DIE!Copy !req
11. DIE!Copy !req
12. >> RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF,
BITCHES.Copy !req
13. WE'RE FIXING TO RENEW Y'ALL.Copy !req
14. >> THAT'S WHAT THE I'M
TALKING ABOUT!Copy !req
15. >> BUT AT WHAT COST?Copy !req
16. >> YOU SAY SOMETHING, KEITH?Copy !req
17. >> NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
18. AAH!Copy !req
19. >> GRAVY CORN BREAD!Copy !req
20. >> HOLY ASS CRACKERS!Copy !req
21. >> OH
>> COME ON, COME ON!Copy !req
22. COME ON!Copy !req
23. >> AAAAAH!Copy !req
24. >> DANG IT, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?Copy !req
25. >> I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
26. >> AAH! YOU RATTLESNAKE!Copy !req
27. AAH! OHH!Copy !req
28. >> YES!Copy !req
29. N-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
30. N-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
31. [ CELLPHONE RINGS TO THE TUNE OFCopy !req
32. "THRILLER"-LIKE MUSIC ]
OH, WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
33. OH, IT'S JUST MOM.Copy !req
34. NO!Copy !req
35. L-L-LOOK AT THE NEW CONTRACT!Copy !req
36. WE GET HEALTH BENEFITS!Copy !req
37. OH, NO, GOD, PLEASE DON'T EAT MY
BRAINS.Copy !req
38. >>
>>Copy !req
39. IT SMELLS LIKE WET GARBAGE IN
HERE.Copy !req
40. >> YO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT FOR
LUNCH TODAY?Copy !req
41. >> BRAINS!Copy !req
42. >> SUBWAY!Copy !req
43. >> BRAINS IT IS.Copy !req
44. >> OH, I HATE BRAINS.Copy !req
45. >> WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND.Copy !req
46. >> WHERE ALL YOUR FANTASIES WILL
COME TRUE!Copy !req
47. >> THEN WHY ARE YOU A MIDGET?Copy !req
48. >> FLASH GORDON!Copy !req
49. THE PHANTOM!Copy !req
50. MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN!Copy !req
51. THESE THREE HEROES, UNITED BY A
QUEST FOR JUSTICE AND THECopy !req
52. COINCIDENCE THAT THEY'RE ALL
OWNED BY KING FEATURESCopy !req
53. SYNDICATE, NOW DEFEND THE EARTH
AS THE DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!Copy !req
54. >> EARTH!Copy !req
55. >> WHAM! HA HA!Copy !req
56. TAKE THAT!Copy !req
57. >> OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
58. >> WATCH ME PULL SOME KICK-ASS
OUT OF MY HAT!Copy !req
59. NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON'T!Copy !req
60. >> AAH! I ACTUALLY LIVE ON THIS
BLOCK!Copy !req
61. >> All: DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!Copy !req
62. >> HELP! DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH,
A KILLER ASTEROID'S ABOUT TOCopy !req
63. WIPE US OUT!Copy !req
64. >> UH...Copy !req
65. WE'RE JUST THE
NEIGHBORHOOD-WATCH ASSOCIATION.Copy !req
66. >> THE MOST BAD-ASS
NEIGHBORHOOD-WATCH ASSOCIATIONCopy !req
67. ON THE EAST SIDE.Copy !req
68. >> BOO-YAH!Copy !req
69. >> THAT WHOLE EARTH/ASTEROID
THING?Copy !req
70. NOT REALLY OUR BAG.Copy !req
71. BUT LOOK!Copy !req
72. THERE'S A QUARTER IN YOUR EAR!Copy !req
73. >> BUT YOU'RE THE DEFENDERS OFCopy !req
74. THE EARTH.Copy !req
75. >> WELL, PART OF THE EARTH — IF
YOU LIVE ON BRENNER DRIVECopy !req
76. BETWEEN WELLS AVENUE AND
ROUTE 9W.Copy !req
77. >> TO THE CUL-DE-SAC!Copy !req
78. >> All: DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!Copy !req
79. >> BUT — BUT — THE... EARTH...Copy !req
80. >> DAMN LIGHT!Copy !req
81. >> ♪ SHOUT OFF ♪
>> TELEVISION!Copy !req
82. >> ♪ THE SHOUTER ♪
>> LET'S YOU TURN ANYTHING ONCopy !req
83. AND OFF FROM ANYWHERE IN THE
ROOM WITH A HIGH-VOLUMECopy !req
84. VOCALIZATION.Copy !req
85. >> BULL WEATHER!Copy !req
86. >> JUST PLUG IT IN TO CONTROL
THE LIGHTS, TV — ALMOSTCopy !req
87. ANYTHING.Copy !req
88. >> ♪ SHOUT ON ♪
>> CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
89. >> ♪ SHOUT OFF ♪
>> KILL MYSELF!Copy !req
90. >> ♪ SHOUT ON, SHOUT OFF ♪
>> MY KIDS LEFT ME ALONE TO DIE!Copy !req
91. >> ♪ THE SHOUTER ♪
>> WHEW! IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVECopy !req
92. THIS ULTIMATE DEATH RAY
FINISHED.Copy !req
93. >> LET'S JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T
FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.Copy !req
94. >> WANT TO HIT QUIZNO'S?Copy !req
95. >> WORD.Copy !req
96. >> AWESOME.Copy !req
97. >> MEGATRON, THE ULTIMATE DEATH
RAY IS ALMOST COMPLETE.Copy !req
98. >> EXCELLENT, SOUNDWAVE.Copy !req
99. NOW MONITOR THEIR PROGRESS BY
HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!Copy !req
100. >> UNDERSTOOD.Copy !req
101. >> JUST LET ME GRAB MY WALLET.Copy !req
102. >> OH, YOU'D FORGET YOUR
TESTICLES IF THEY WEREN'TCopy !req
103. TETHERED BY THE VAS DEFERENS TO
YOUR SEMINAL VESICLE.Copy !req
104. >> HEY, LOOK AT THIS THING.Copy !req
105. >> WHO'S GOT A BOOM BOX ANYMORE?Copy !req
106. >> HEY, LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
107. I'M LL COOL J, HUH?Copy !req
108. ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!Copy !req
109. >> CHIKA-CHIKA TAM BAM!Copy !req
110. >> OH, WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
111. >> OH, MY FREAKIN' GOD, IT'S A
MIX TAPE!Copy !req
112. >> LAME! WOW!Copy !req
113. HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO THIS SUMMER?Copy !req
114. >> I TOTALLY CRIED MY EYES OUT,
AND THEN I MASTURBATED.Copy !req
115. MY GOD!Copy !req
116. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY
USED TO BE A VIABLE FORMAT?Copy !req
117. >> LOOK AT ME — STREAMERS!Copy !req
118. I'M A CLOWN!Copy !req
119. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Copy !req
120. >> RUMBLE!Copy !req
121. YOU'RE KILLING RUMBLE!Copy !req
122. >> IF BY "RUMBLE" YOU MEAN "YOUR
WEAK-ASS MIX TAPE OF PUSSYCopy !req
123. PUSSNESS," THEN I GUESS WE ARE.Copy !req
124. >> RUMBLE, TRANSFORM!Copy !req
125. TRANSFORM!Copy !req
126. OH, N-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
127. >> HEY, THIS THING RUNS ON "D"
BATTERIES.Copy !req
128. >> JUST LIKE YOUR
WIFE'S VIBRATOR.Copy !req
129. >> SOUNDWAVE HASN'T REPORTED
BACK IN DAYS.Copy !req
130. WHERE CAN HE BE?Copy !req
131. >> MEGATRON, I THINK I FOUND
HIM.Copy !req
132. >> eBay?Copy !req
133. >> REQUEST PERMISSION TO BUY IT
NOW.Copy !req
134. >> AND GOOD DAY TO YOU.Copy !req
135. BREAKING NEWS FROM SPACE.Copy !req
136. AS THE NEW RIDE AT LAS VEGAS'
"STAR TREK: EXPERIENCE" —Copy !req
137. >> WHAT'S UP, DICKSTAIN?Copy !req
138. >> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!Copy !req
139. I'M DOING MY SHOW!Copy !req
140. >> OH, YEAH!Copy !req
141. WHAT'S IT CALLED AGAIN —
"GAY NEWS FOR HOMOS ABOUT PENISCopy !req
142. WHO LOVES DICK AND ARE AFRAID OF
VAGINA AND GREW UP INCopy !req
143. WEST VAGINA AND ARE KIND OF
AFRAID OF IT AND ALSO GREW UP INCopy !req
144. "PENIS-BRASKA"?Copy !req
145. >> NO, IT'S CALLED THE
"GYRO-ROBO NEWS—"Copy !req
146. >> STOP IT!Copy !req
147. >> OH HO!Copy !req
148. NOW, TELL THE NICE VIEWERS HOW
MUCH YOU LOVE THE SMELL OF YOURCopy !req
149. OWN FARTS!Copy !req
150. SAY IT!Copy !req
151. OH, IT GETS TIGHTER!Copy !req
152. SAY IT!Copy !req
153. >> OKAY, OKAY!Copy !req
154. I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY OWN
FARTS!Copy !req
155. I LOVE FARTS!Copy !req
156. >> HA HA! LOSER!Copy !req
157. YOU GOT MUNSONED!Copy !req
158. >>
>> I'M YOUR REAL DAD!Copy !req
159. >> AND IN OTHER NEWS —
>> DANIEL, SWEETY —Copy !req
160. >> MOM, I AM DOING MY SHOW!Copy !req
161. >> OH, WELL, IT MIGHT BE TIME
FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.Copy !req
162. >> NO, IT IS NOT!Copy !req
163. >> I MADE SNICKERDOODLES.Copy !req
164. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER
THESE MESSAGES.Copy !req
165. >> ALPHA PSI BODEGA?Copy !req
166. >> NUH-UNH!Copy !req
167. >> Both: ALPHA PSI! DO OR DIE!Copy !req
168. GUNG HO! GUNG HO!Copy !req
169. UNH! HUNH! UNH! HUNH!Copy !req
170. UNH! HUNH! UNH! HUNH! UNH!Copy !req
171. OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
172. >> SO, UH... YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?Copy !req
173. >> AND NOW, ADAM, IT IS UNTO YE
TO NAME ALL THE ANIMALS OF THECopy !req
174. EARTH.Copy !req
175. >> I'M ON IT.Copy !req
176. I'M GONNA CALL YOU A HORSE.Copy !req
177. AND YOU'LL BE A BEAR.Copy !req
178. >> HEY, ADAM!Copy !req
179. >> OH, HEY, STEVE.Copy !req
180. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
181. I WALKED INTO A SITUATION, DON'T
KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I WANTCopy !req
182. TO BE PART OF IT!Copy !req
183. >> EH, NOTHING.Copy !req
184. JUST NAMING ALL THE BEASTS OF
THE EARTH.Copy !req
185. >> OOH! LET'S CALL THAT ONE A
PEACOCK!Copy !req
186. >> STEVE, STEVE —
>> AND THAT'LL BE ACopy !req
187. SWALLOW!Copy !req
188. >> STEVE, PLEASE, DON'T —
>> AND THAT'S A RAMBURGLAR!Copy !req
189. >> ♪ BE A WINNER AT THE GAME OFCopy !req
190. LIFE ♪
>> A LETTER FROM THE ADMISSIONSCopy !req
191. OFFICE?Copy !req
192. MY LIFE STARTS NOW!Copy !req
193. REJECTED?Copy !req
194. FIDDLESTICKS!Copy !req
195. >> THAT'S THE LAST TRAY OF
IMITATION MEAT PATTIES YOU'LLCopy !req
196. RUIN!Copy !req
197. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
198. >> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I COULD
DO TO SAVE MY JOB?Copy !req
199. >> YES. THERE IS.Copy !req
200. >> OH, I REALLY... NEED...Copy !req
201. THIS... JOB!Copy !req
202. >> WORK IT OFF!Copy !req
203. YOU'RE KEEPING YOUR JOB!Copy !req
204. >> GOD, PLEASE... PLEASE...Copy !req
205. NO!Copy !req
206. OH, GOD, WHY?Copy !req
207. >> COME ON, HONEY.Copy !req
208. ONE LAST BIG PUSH.Copy !req
209. >> AA-A-A-A-H!Copy !req
210. >> OH, SHOOT!Copy !req
211. >> GOD, ANOTHER INTERVIEW YOU'VE
BLOWN?Copy !req
212. WE CAN'T ALL LIVE ON BEER, YOU
KNOW?Copy !req
213. >> YOU'RE GONNA SHUT... YOUR...Copy !req
214. BIG... MOUTH... ONCE... AND...Copy !req
215. FOR... ALL... STUPID... BITCH!Copy !req
216. >> I'M SORRY!Copy !req
217. >> SPINNER.Copy !req
218. >> Shh!Copy !req
219. >> Shh!Copy !req
220. >>
>>Copy !req
221. >>
>>Copy !req
222. >> AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM YOUR
GOVERNOR.Copy !req
223. >> GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
224. AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE DEALT WITH
MANY ALIENS IN THE PAST, BUT NOWCopy !req
225. YOU CRITICIZE ME ABOUT THE
MEXICO ALIEN.Copy !req
226. HERE, I SHOW YOU HOW THE GREAT
STATE OF CALIFORNIA HAS DEALTCopy !req
227. WITH THE MEXICO BORDER ISSUE.Copy !req
228. HERE WE HAVE THE HIGH-TECH
BORDER FENCE WITH THE HIGHLYCopy !req
229. TRAINED BORDER GUARD, WHO WILL
EXPLAIN FURTHER.Copy !req
230. >> PEOPLE RUNNIN' ACROSS THE
BORDER WAS A PROBLEM, BUT THESECopy !req
231. NEW SYSTEMS ARE IMPREGNABLE.Copy !req
232. >> EYPA, EYPA! iANDALE, ANDALE!Copy !req
233. iARRIBA, ARRIBA!Copy !req
234. EE-YAH!Copy !req
235. >> S-S-SON OF A BITCH.Copy !req
236. >> CRACKING DOWN ON THE CRIMES
WILL DISCOURAGE THE IMMIGRANTSCopy !req
237. FROM COMING HERE ILLEGALLY.Copy !req
238. >> THAT'S HIM!Copy !req
239. HE DREW A "Z" ON MY WALL.Copy !req
240. >> YES, RIGHT AFTER I BROKE UP A
ROBBERY!Copy !req
241. I'M A HERO!Copy !req
242. AAH! TU MADRE!Copy !req
243. >> WE MUST STOP THE HIRING OF
THE ILLEGAL ALIENS.Copy !req
244. I ASKED FOR THIS WATER AN HOUR
AGO!Copy !req
245. YOU ARE TOO SLOW!Copy !req
246. >> SLOW?Copy !req
247. BUT MI NOMBRE ES
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ.Copy !req
248. >> YOU, THE SECURITY PEOPLE,
TAKE THE MOUSE AND DEPORT HIM!Copy !req
249. >> NO, SEÑOR!Copy !req
250. THEY'LL EXECUTE ME IN MI
COUNTRY.Copy !req
251. YOU ARE KILLING ME!Copy !req
252. YOU ARE KILLING ME!Copy !req
253. >> BUT WE ARE ALSO COMPASSIONATE
FOR THE CHILDREN FOUND AT THECopy !req
254. BORDER.Copy !req
255. >> WE FOUND THIS LITTLE GIRL
WANDERING AROUND WITH NOCopy !req
256. PARENTAL SUPERVISION.Copy !req
257. >> SOY UN EXPLORER!Copy !req
258. ESTOY EN UNA ADVENTURA MAGNíFICO
CON MI AMIGO BOOTS!Copy !req
259. >> WHICH WE DEALT WITH PER CDC
REGULATIONS.Copy !req
260. >> AND HERE IS THE LATEST HEROCopy !req
261. TO FIGHT THE ILLEGAL BORDER
CRIME — SUPERMAN!Copy !req
262. >> THANK YOU, GOVERNOR.Copy !req
263. WE SUPER FRIENDS HAD NO IDEA
THAT EL DORADO WAS AN ILLEGALCopy !req
264. WHEN WE LET HIM JOIN OUR RANKS.Copy !req
265. I'M ON MY WAY TO DEPORT HIM
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
266. >> YEAH, YEAH, GOOD JOB WITH
THAT SUPERMAN THING GOING ONCopy !req
267. THERE.Copy !req
268. AND HOW DID YOU COME TO THIS
GREAT COUNTRY YOURSELF?Copy !req
269. GOTT IN HIMMEL!Copy !req
270. >> SIR, IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT, I
WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU GOTCopy !req
271. INTO THIS COUNTRY.Copy !req
272. >> UP, UP, AND AWAY!Copy !req
273. BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.Copy !req
274. BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.Copy !req