1. IT'S ALIVE!Copy !req
2. DO YOU MIND?Copy !req
3. I-16.Copy !req
4. COWA-BINGO, DUDES!Copy !req
5. DUDE, THIS PRUNE PIZZA
IS BODACIOUS.Copy !req
6. OH, NO, I JUST
COWABUNGA'D
IN MY PANTS.Copy !req
7. BARF-A-ROONEY!Copy !req
8. I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING
ADULT UNDERGARMENTS.Copy !req
9. ARE YOU?Copy !req
10. IT DEPENDS.Copy !req
11. DUDES, WHERE'S
SPLINTER?Copy !req
12. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
13. LOOKING FOR SHREDDER.
NO, NOT HERE.Copy !req
14. LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MY OLD STUFF —Copy !req
15. MY OLD SKATEBOARD!Copy !req
16. DUDE, LET ME SEE THAT!Copy !req
17. COWABUNGA!Copy !req
18. I THINK YOU'LL ENJOYCopy !req
19. "MILLION DOLLAR BABY,"
MISS DUNST.Copy !req
20. YEAH, I HEAR
REALLY GOOD THINGS —Copy !req
21. MY FAVORITE PART IS
WHEN HILARY SWANK
GETS PARALYZEDCopy !req
22. AND CLINT EASTWOOD TAKES
HER OFF LIFE SUPPORT.Copy !req
23. THANKS.Copy !req
24. AAH!
HEE HEE!Copy !req
25. ACCORDING TO MY SPIDEY SENSE,
YOU OWE ME A KISS!Copy !req
26. GET IT?
IT'S LIKE THE MOVIECopy !req
27. THAT YOU WERE IN.Copy !req
28. HEY, BUDDY.
ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
29. HEY, CAN YOU
HEAR ME?Copy !req
30. BUDDY?Copy !req
31. DUDE.Copy !req
32. I TOLD YOU
IT WOULD BE SPECIAL.Copy !req
33. WELL, WE'RE GOING
DOWN THE RIVER ON THIS ONE,Copy !req
34. THOUGH THE ODDS OF THAT
INSIDE STRAIGHT ARE—Copy !req
35. OH, AND THERE'S HIS TELL!
THAT'LL COST HIM.Copy !req
36. THERE'S
A NEW DETECTIVE CLEANING UPCopy !req
37. THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO.Copy !req
38. THIS FALL,
RICK SCHROEDER IS...Copy !req
39. WITH THE HELP OF HIS
FAITHFUL DRIVER, TAN WANG.Copy !req
40. Man on radio: RICKY,
WE'VE GOT A ROBBERY ON MARKET.Copy !req
41. IT'S RICK.
TAN WANG, LET'S ROLL.Copy !req
42. TAN WANG, THE NOISE!Copy !req
43. DAMN IT, WANG, THE NOISE!Copy !req
44. WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!Copy !req
45. NO CROOK CAN ESCAPE
SHAW'S WHEELS OF STEEL.Copy !req
46. OH, I'M NOT DONE
WITH YOU YET, PUNK.Copy !req
47. WANG, THROW IT
IN REVERSE.Copy !req
48. BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.Copy !req
49. DON'T LOOK DOWN!Copy !req
50. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
51. HOLD ON TIGHT!Copy !req
52. DETECTIVE RICK SHAW!Copy !req
53. WE LIKE ACTION MOVIES.
THEY'RE REALLY FUN.Copy !req
54. THEN, AFTER THE MOVIE,
WE COME HOMECopy !req
55. AND I LIKE TO TURN
MY WIFE UPSIDE DOWNCopy !req
56. AND STICK A BANANA,
AN APPLE, HANDI-SNACKS,Copy !req
57. AND A STICK OF STRING CHEESE
IN HER, LIKE THIS.Copy !req
58. WE LIKED JACKASS THE MOVIE
'CAUSE WE LIKE PRANKS.Copy !req
59. SOMETIMES I FILL UP BILLY HERE
WITH HORSE CRAP,Copy !req
60. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE, PUT HIM
ON THE NEIGHBORS PORCH,Copy !req
61. RING THE DOORBELL,
AND THEY STOMP HIM OUT.Copy !req
62. THEIR SHOES SMELL
LIKE HORSE POO.Copy !req
63. YO, YO, YO, DAWG, WHAT WAS
THE LAST MOVIE WE SAW?Copy !req
64. SENSE AND SENSIBILITY,
KID.Copy !req
65. YEAH, THAT JOINT WAS
HOT TO DEATH, SON.Copy !req
66. YEAH, WE SNEAKED SOME
40s UP IN THAT BITCH,Copy !req
67. LIKE THIS.Copy !req
68. SOMETIMES I GO
TO SCARY MOVIES MIT HANSCopy !req
69. AND I GET VERY NERVOUS
AND START TO HYPERVENTILATE,Copy !req
70. SO I BLOW IN AND OUT OF HANS,
LIKE ZIS.Copy !req
71. HANS!Copy !req
72. FAN-DINGO.COM —Copy !req
73. WHY NOT ADD A DOLLAR TO
THE PRICE OF YOUR MOVIE TICKET?Copy !req
74. YOU SUCK, SCOTT NORWOOD!Copy !req
75. YOU JERK.Copy !req
76. OH, GIRLS, GROW UP.Copy !req
77. OOH!Copy !req
78. DID YOU SAY YOUR
PRAYERS, TIMMY?
I SURE DID, MOM!Copy !req
79. GOOD BOY, SON.
SLEEP TIGHT.Copy !req
80. UH, DAD,
IS THE CAT OUTSIDE?Copy !req
81. YES, HE IS, TIMMY.Copy !req
82. GOOD.Copy !req
83. AAAAAAH! AAAAAHH!Copy !req
84. WHAT IS IT, SON?Copy !req
85. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO GET THE
OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
86. STUPID CAT!Copy !req
87. I DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT.Copy !req
88. EXCUSE ME,
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?Copy !req
89. UH, 2006?Copy !req
90. 2006?Copy !req
91. OH, MAN.Copy !req
92. GOOD LUCK,
BUDDY!Copy !req
93. B-RABBIT, YOU'RE ON!Copy !req
94. EHH, I TOLD YOU, DAFFY,
MY NAME IS BUGS.Copy !req
95. NO, YOUR M.C. NAME
IS B-RABBIT.Copy !req
96. WE'VE GOTTA APPEAL
TO TODAY'S KIDS.Copy !req
97. NO LONGER LOONEY TUNES,
WE'RE LIZZOONEY TIZZUNES.Copy !req
98. REAL HIP-HOP, DAWG.Copy !req
99. SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!Copy !req
100. EHH, I'M NERVOUS, DAFFY!Copy !req
101. LISTEN, BROTHER,
YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE!Copy !req
102. AND DON'T CHOKE AGAIN!Copy !req
103. EHH, WHICH WAY IS THE STAGE?Copy !req
104. JUST LOOK AT THE SIGN.Copy !req
105. GET READY FOR THE RAP BATTLE
OF THE CENTURY.Copy !req
106. FIRST, LET'S HAVE A HAND
FOR DJ BACON BITS.Copy !req
107. P-P-P-P-PUT YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIRCopy !req
108. LIKE YOU
J-J-J-J-UST DON'T CARE!Copy !req
109. ALRIGHT, OUR FIRST
CHALLENGER TONIGHTCopy !req
110. HAILS FROM
8 CARROT ROAD.Copy !req
111. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHERCopy !req
112. FOR B- RABBIT.Copy !req
113. AND FIRST ON THE MIC TONIGHTCopy !req
114. IS THE REIGNING CHAMPION,Copy !req
115. THE M.C. HUNTER,Copy !req
116. ELMER PHUDD WITH A P-H.Copy !req
117. I'LL GET YOU, WABBIT!Copy !req
118. YO!Copy !req
119. I'M TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL.
CALL ME THE PROFESSOR.Copy !req
120. YOU'RE SEXUALLY CONFUSED
'CAUSE YOU'RE A CWOSSDWESSA.Copy !req
121. YOU WIKE TO KISS MEN,
AND THAT'S WEAL FUNNY.Copy !req
122. CALL UP HUGH HEFNER,
YOU'RE A GAY BOY BUNNY.Copy !req
123. YOU'RE WOST ON THIS STAGE,
YOU NEED A MAP, JUNKIE.Copy !req
124. YOU MADE A WONG WEFT TURN
AT ALBUQUERQUE.Copy !req
125. ONE MO'! ONE MO'!Copy !req
126. I'M A PIMP 'CAUSE MY HUNTING
APPAREL'S HOT, SON.Copy !req
127. I DO A DWIVE BY ON YOUR HOLE
WITH MY DOUBLE BAWWELED
SHOTGUN.Copy !req
128. NOW, HOLD ON A SECOND, MAC!Copy !req
129. IT'S NOT WABBIT HUNTING
SEASON YET.Copy !req
130. SEE?Copy !req
131. OK, YOUR TURN, B-RABBIT.Copy !req
132. EHH, YO!Copy !req
133. UH, YO...Copy !req
134. CHOKE!
CHOKE! CHOKE!Copy !req
135. AW, YOU SUCK!Copy !req
136. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
137. I KNOW THAT YOU CALL ME
A WASCALLY WABBIT.Copy !req
138. YOU SAY YOUR R'S LIKE W'S,
THAT'S A REALLY BAD HABIT.Copy !req
139. IT'S ROOM NOT WOMB,
TREES NOT TWEES.Copy !req
140. YOU REPLACE SO MANY R'S
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WAS CHINESE.Copy !req
141. YOU'RE SO STUCK ON YOURSELF
I'LL CALL YOU ELMER'S GLUE.Copy !req
142. I GOT YOU SOME COFFEE.
ONE LUMP OR TWO?Copy !req
143. TWO?Copy !req
144. I ONLY DRESS LIKE A GIRL
TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE GAY.Copy !req
145. WOULD YOU LIKE A KISS, HANDSOME?Copy !req
146. WEALLY?
OKAY.Copy !req
147. ELMER PACKS PHUDD,
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
148. HE'S SO BALD, I'LL PUT
A HARE ON HIS HEAD.Copy !req
149. I'LL SIT DOWN ON YOUR HEAD
JUST LIKE I WAS THE THINKER.Copy !req
150. HMMM.Copy !req
151. AIN'T I A STINKER?Copy !req
152. HOLY TOLEDO!Copy !req
153. B-RABBIT WINS!Copy !req
154. B-RABBIT WINS!Copy !req
155. I'M A DISGRACE.Copy !req
156. YO, B-RABBIT,
IT'S ME, DR. DRE.Copy !req
157. EHH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?Copy !req
158. AIN'T NOTHING
BUT A G THING, BABY.Copy !req
159. I'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU
A RECORD DEAL.Copy !req
160. YOU GON' GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AS THE FIRST GREY MC.Copy !req
161. TH-TH-TH-THAT'S ALL, BITCHES.Copy !req
162. CAPTIONING PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOSCopy !req