1. >> HA HA HA!
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2. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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3. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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4. >> HA HA HA!
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5. >> HA HA HA!
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6. >> CAN I PLAY?
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7. >> WILL YOU GO TO HELL, YOU
PIECE OF GARBAGE?
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8. >>
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9. >>
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10. >> BUENO. BUENO.
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11. PERFECTO.
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12. GRANDE. GRANDE.
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13. >> EL PRESIDENTE, TENEMOS UNA
SITUATION MUY SERIOSO.
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14. UN HOMBRE IS SCORING VERY HIGH
EN EL DANCE DANCE REVOLUCION.
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15. >> DIOS MIO.
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16. >> BUENO. PERFECTO.
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17. >> SILENCIO.
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18. I CHALLENGE YOUR REVOLUTION
CON UNA DANCE DANCE
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19. COUNTERREVOLUTION.
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20. MEGA REMIX,"
BY DJ SASSYTOWN, FEATURING LADY
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21. GODIVA.
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22. >> BUENO. BUENO.
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23. >> BUENO. PERFECTO. PERFECTO.
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24. >> MALO. MALO.
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25. NO ES BUENO.
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26. MALO. NO ES BUENO.
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27. >> RGH!
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28. >> ANTIBUENO.
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29. >> MM MM MM MM.
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30. HA HA HA!
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31. TU ESTA BANDA PUDU.
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32. HA HA HA!
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33. >> THIS IS FOR MY CUBAN PEOPLE.
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34. >> SI! SI!
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35. YO SOY THE BEST DANCER DANCER IN
EL MUNDO.
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36. I HAVE QUELLED YOUR REVOLUTION,
BUT I MUST SAY, YOUR BRAVERY IS
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37. INSPIRING.
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38. I HONOR AND RESPECT YOUR COURAGE
AND CONVICTION.
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39. I LOVE DOING THAT.
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40. >> PRESIDENTE, UNA SENORA ES
BEATING YOUR HIGH SCORE ON
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41. DIG DUG.
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42. >> GET ME SOME TOKENS.
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43. >> I DON'T KNOW.
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44. MAYBE IF WE USED SOME TOYS.
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45. >> OH, YEAH.
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46. GONNA FINISH THE JOB.
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47. I'M ABOUT TO TAME THAT ASS.
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48. >> RRGH!
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49. >> UH... UH...
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50. UH-OH. OH.
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51. I MUST'VE LOST HIM.
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52. >> BLAGH!
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53. >> YOU KNOW, SINCE I'M OUT, I
MIGHT AS WELL PICK UP SOME MILK.
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54. >> BLAGH.
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55. >> WAIT A SECOND.
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56. I HAVE MILK AT HOME.
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57. LA LA LA, MILK IS GOOD
LA LA LA LA LA
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58. GOING HOME TO HAVE SOME MILK
YEAH, YEAH, GONNA DRINK MILK
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59. HAVE SWEET DREAMS ♪
>> I'M SORRY MY POWERS SCREWED
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60. YOUR LIFE UP AGAIN, MASTER.
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61. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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62. AAH! AAH! MASTER!
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63. >> AND I WANT TO THANK MY COACH,
WHO PUSHED ME HARD, AND MY
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64. PARENTS AND SATAN—WHOO, SATAN—
AND MY GRANDMA, WHO COULDN'T BE
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65. HERE TODAY.
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66. >> SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, DIRK,
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67. THE MINIVAN OR THE SPORTS CAR?
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68. HA HA! NICE CHOICE.
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69. >> SPARE SOME CHANGE?
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70. >> I'M A VETERAN.
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71. >> YO, MAN, LET ME CLEAN OUT
YOUR WINDOWS FOR A DOLLAR.
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72. >> HEY, BOOGIE BOOGIE, MY BRAIN
IS AN ANTELOPE.
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73. HAVE SOME MUSTARD BECAUSE IT'S
EASTER IN YOUR FACE.
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74. MY TOENAILS.
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75. >> THE TEST RESULTS ARE IN.
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76. IT'S RECTAL CANCER.
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77. SO SHOULD WE GO WITH CHEMO OR
HOLISTIC MEDICINE?
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78. >> HA HA HA!
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79. >> BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
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80. >> YAY! FOREVER.
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81. >>
>> OH, MY BALLS!
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82. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS?
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83. WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS TO MY
BALLS?
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84. >> THIS SHOW IS SO CLEVER.
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85. >> IT JUST HAPPENED SO FAST.
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86. >> ALL RIGHT.
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87. NOW JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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88. >> THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY
LIFE.
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89. >> ... ALL THANKS TO STEM CELL
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90. RESEARCH.
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91. >> UH-HUH.
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92. >> SO, MISS LOHAN, IT'S
12 MILLION PLUS GROSS POINTS.
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93. JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE.
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94. >> HOLD ON A SECOND.
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95. I HAVE SOME REQUEMPS.
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96. I WANT A BIG TRAILER, AND I WANT
A TRAILER IN MY TRAILER, AND MY
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97. DOG NEEDS AN ASSISTANT DOG.
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98. >> UH, I ASSURE YOU THAT ALL OF
YOUR, UH—
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99. MISS LOHAN?
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100. >> LINDSEY? PUMPKIN?
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101. CAN YOU MAKE THAT CHECK OUT
TO CASH?
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102. THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR HER.
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103. >> CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, MISS
LOHAN—DIET SPRITE, SQUIRT,
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104. COC... A-COLA?
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105. >> LINDSEY LOHAN.
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106. >> AMANDA BYNES.
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107. >> JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING.
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108. >> IT TOTALLY CAN'T END LIKE
THIS.
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109. MY NEW ALBUM DROPS TOMORROW.
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110. >> LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE SELLING
THEM POSTHUMOROUS.
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111. POSTHUM—
POSTHUMMUS. UGH.
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112. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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113. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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114. DOES THIS POWER MAKE ME LOOK
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115. FAT?
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116. >> NOT A PROBLEM.
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117. WE'LL BLAME IT ON HER FATHER.
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118. >> WORKS FOR ME.
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119. >> IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED
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120. IT BY NOW, THIS IS A
"HIGHLANDER" PARODY.
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121. >> WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GONNA GET
AN OSCAR.
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122. >> IF BY "OSCAR," YOU MEAN "GET
YOUR HEAD CUT OFF," YOU'RE ON
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123. YOUR WAY IF YOU DON'T TRAIN
HARDER.
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124. >> UH, THAT TOTALLY ISN'T WHAT I
MEANT, STUPID.
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125. YOU SMELL LIKE WHISKEY, AND I
WANT TO GO SHOPPING.
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126. >> AND THEY COMPLAIN WHEN I
SMACK MY WIFE.
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127. YOU MUST HARNESS YOUR GIFTS FOR
THE GATHERING.
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128. >> WHAT GATHERING?
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129. YOU'RE GATHERING.
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130. >> ALL THE TEEN STARLETS WILL
FEEL THE URGE TO FIGHT FOR THE
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131. PRIZE.
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132. IN THE END, THERE CAN BE ONLY
ONE.
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133. >> WHAT PRIZE?
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134. AS IN OSCAR?
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135. I'M GONNA WIN ONE BECAUSE I'M
LINDSEY LOHAN.
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136. LO-HAN. LOHAN. I'M NOT SLURRING.
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137. >> NEVER LOSE YOUR TEMPER.
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138. >> NEVER LOSE MY TAMPA?
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139. >> TEMPER.
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140. >> ACH, I HATE YOUR SLURRING,
YOU DRUNK.
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141. >> I'M NOT DRUNK. I'M SCOTTISH.
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142. >> OH, SURE, AND I WAS IN THE
HOSPITAL FOR EXHAUSTION.
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143. >> TOUCHE. NOW YOU'RE READY.
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144. >> GOOD.
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145. >> OOH! OH, YOU GOT ME IN THE
POUNDER PLUMS.
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146. OH, COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TEAT
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147. TONIGHT.
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148. BETTER HEAT UP THE SAUCE.
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149. >> WHERE'S LOHAN?
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150. >> YOU'RE TOO LATE, HILLARY
DUFF.
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151. I'VE ALREADY PREPARED HER FOR
YOU.
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152. >> YOU WASTED YOUR TIME. UH!
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153. >> MY ALCOHOL!
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154. >> UHH!
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155. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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156. >> WAIT!
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157. AHH. OK.
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158. >> YOU'RE NEXT, LINDSEY.
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159. >> I LOST 150 POUNDS, AND NOBODY
TAKES ME SERIOUSLY.
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160. MAYBE I'LL ADOPT A BROWN KID.
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161. WHAT?
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162. >> HE'S DEAD, AS ARE THE OLSEN
TWINS.
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163. I EVEN DECAPITATED MY SISTER
HAYLIE, THOUGH SHE DIDN'T HAVE
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164. ANY POWERS, AND THAT WAS REALLY
AWKWARD TO EXPLAIN TO MOM AND
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165. DAD.
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166. ONLY YOU AND I REMAIN.
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167. >> YOU BITCH.
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168. >> WATCH IT, LOHAN.
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169. WE CAN'T FIGHT ON HOLY GROUND.
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170. >> YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME,
DUFF.
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171. >> SO NOW IT ENDS.
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172. THE POWER IS MINE, LOHAN.
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173. >> NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
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174. >> SLUT!
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175. >> WHORE!
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176. >> WHITE TRASH!
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177. >> "AGENT CODY" SKANK.
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178. >> AARON CARTER LOVES ME.
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179. >> AARON SAID YOUR TOES WERE
GROSS.
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180. >> YOUR ALBUM SUCKS!
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181. >> MY ALBUM SUCKS!
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182. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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183. > I KNOW. I KNOW EVERYTHING.
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184. I AM EVERYTHING.
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185. I HAVE THE POWER.
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186. >> YOU HAVE DONE WELL.
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187. USE YOUR POWERS WISELY, MY
CHILD.
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188. >> I WILL.
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189. UNLIMITED POWER!
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190. HA HA HA!
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191. >> UH, IS THIS REALLY HOW
"HIGHLANDER" ENDED?
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192. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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193. —www.ncicap.org—]
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