Robot Chicken 2x3

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Phyllis Diller as Herself/Mrs. Claus/hooker

Fred and Barney brawl over a box of Fruity Pebbles. Kids have fun with the Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play. An Egyptian pharaoh builds a pyramid out of Lego, with some "minor" design changes. Superspy Sydney Bristow gets aquatic in '"Whalias". Anime and Santa collide in "A Very Dragon Ball Z Christmas".

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1. >> HA HA HA!

2. IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.

4. >> I WIN.

5. >> WHERE? I CAN'T SEE.

6. >> HERE—DIAGONALLY.

7. >> PRETTY SNEAKY, SIS.

8. >> HEY, BARNEY BOY, THIS IS THE LIFE.

9. >> YOU SAID IT, FRED.

10. AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR.

11. YOU GOT TO LOVE IT.

12. >> NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE?

13. >> HEE HEE HEE!

14. >> YEAH?

15. >> HI. I'M MR. ROCK FROM FEDEXSTONE.

16. I GOT A DELIVERY FOR FRED FLINTSTONE FROM

17. AMAZONABOULDER.COM-PEBBLE.

18. LOOK. SOMETIMES THE ROCK PUNS DON'T FIT TOO WELL, BUDDY.

19. YOU WANT THE PACKAGE OR NOT?

20. >> "DEAR FRED, I HOPE THIS DISTRACTED YOU LONG ENOUGH.

21. SIGNED, BARNEY.

22. P.S.--I INVENTED PAPER.

23. BITCHIN!" >> HEE HEE HEE!

24. >> BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!

25. >> HEE HEE!

26. HEE HEE HEE!

27. CAN'T CATCH ME, FRED.

28. >> ARGH!

29. >> HEE HEE HEE!

30. HEY, GOOD ONE, FRED. GOOD— UH-OH.

31. OH, DAMN IT, FRED.

32. I JUST WANTED SOME OF YOUR CEREAL.

33. >> OH, HIS HEAD ALWAYS WAS FULL OF ROCKS.

34. >> A WITNESS.

35. WITNESSES! THE DISHWASHER...

36. >> MY GOODNESS CRETACEOUS!

37. >> THE RECORD PLAYER...

38. >> HE'S OFF HIS ROCKER.

39. >> THE BIDET!

40. >> OH, MAN, THE THINGS I'VE WITNESSED.

41. >> IS HE STONE COLD CRAZY?

42. YOU BET JURASSIC.

43. >> NO MORE PUNS!

44. >> SO HE'S TRYING TO SELL ME A

45. TAMPON, BUT I SAID, "IT'S JUST A ROCK,"

46. AND HE SAID, "WELL, DUH.

47. EVERYTHING IS A ROCK."

48. >> THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.

49. >> OH, MY GOD!

50. >> >> OH, LORD, PLEASE DON'T STOP

51. HIM BEFORE HE KILLS ME.

52. >> UHH!

53. >> FRUITY PEBBLES ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF THIS COMPLETE

54. BREAKFAST.

55. >> OH, I'M SORRY.

56. Rs.

57. >> EITHER WAY, IT'S 50 BUCKS.

58. >> TIRED OF SLIP 'N SLIDE?

59. WATER BALLOONS NO FUN?

60. THEN GET READY FOR THE PHYLLIS DILLER SPRAY-N-PLAY.

61. >> HA HA HA!

62. >> YAY! I'M HAVING FUN!

63. HA HA! YEAH.

64. I LOVE YOU, PHYLLIS DILLER SPRAY-N-PLAY.

65. OW! THAT HURT.

66. >> HA HA HA!

67. >> RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT HAVING FUN.

68. AAH!

69. >> HA HA HA!

70. HA HA HA!

71. >> UHH...

72. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TODAY WITH THE PHYLLIS DILLER

73. SPRAY-N-PLAY.

74. >> HA HA HA!

75. >> GO, GO, GADGET HOOKER CLEAN.

76. WOWZERS.

77. >> HERE WE WILL BUILD A GREAT PYRAMID, AN EVERLASTING

78. TESTAMENT TO MY EXTREME AWESOMENESS.

79. >> YES, PHARAOH.

80. >> BUT, SIR, WHAT WILL WE USE FOR RAW MATERIALS?

81. >> UH, DUH.

82. >> YOUR MAJESTY, WE RAN OUT OF BROWN BRICKS.

83. >> IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE 'HOOD, BABY.

84. JUST USE YELLOW BRICKS.

85. >> RUNNING LOW ON YELLOW, BUT THERE'S LOTS OF BLUE.

86. >> NO STRESS.

87. >> YOUR MAJESTY, WE KIND OF SKIPPED STEP 18, AND NOW IT'S

88. TOO LATE TO GO BACK.

89. >> OH, COME ON.

90. >> EVERYTHING IS SORT OF LEANING TO THE RIGHT.

91. HOPE THAT'S COOL.

92. >> OY.

93. YES?

94. >> UM, SOME OF THE SLAVES GOT INTO THE SPACE LEGOS AND ADDED

95. SOME SATELLITE DISHES AND A BIG GRAPPLING ARM TO THE WEST SIDE

96. OF THE PYRAMID.

97. >> AGH. WHIP THEM.

98. WHIP THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF THEM.

99. >> YES, SIR.

100. >> ALTHOUGH THAT DOES SOUND KIND OF KICK-ASS.

101. >> UH, YOUR MAJESTY?

102. WE'RE OFFICIALLY OUT OF LEGOS.

103. LOTS OF DUPLO BLOCKS, THOUGH.

104. >> DUPLO? I'LL DUPLO YOU IN THE NUT BAG.

105. GET OUT!

106. >> READY FOR THE BIG UNVEILING?

107. >> OH, SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME.

108. >> ♪ TA-DA ♪ >> WHAT'S THIS?

109. >> YOUR GRAVE, MOTHER.

110. >> YAY!

111. >> TAKE THAT, TUTANHYMEN.

112. I HEREBY DECLARE THE FUNKY SPACE PYRAMID OF THE PEOPLE OPEN FOR

113. BUSINESS.

114. >> HOORAY!

115. >> AH, JUST RIGHT.

116. >> YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EATING RON JEREMY'S BUTTER.

117. >> SYDNEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

118. >> SYDNEY, THE TOP-SECRET DEVICE IS IN A WALL SAFE IN THE

119. BASEMENT.

120. >> >> I KNEW YOUR CREDENTIALS

121. DIDN'T CHECK OUT.

122. PRIZE-WINNING CELLIST, MY ASS.

123. >> >> GET HER.

124. >> OOH! AAH!

125. >> UH!

126. >> AAH! UH! UH! AAH!

127. OHH!

128. >> >> I LOVE YOU, SYDNEY, BUT WE

129. JUST CAN'T BE TOGETHER.

130. >> >> SYDNEY!

131. >> YEAH!

132. >> >> EH, DAMNED KIDS.

133. >> DAMN RIGHT.

134. >> DAD, COULD YOU KICK AN ANGEL'S ASS?

135. >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I COULD.

136. >> IS THAT SANTA ON THE ROOF?

137. >> WELL, IF NOT, I GOT A PRESENT FOR HIM.

138. >> OOF!

139. >> SANTA! SANTA!

140. >> OH, MY MOTHERKNEE!

141. AW,

142. AW,

143. IT ALL TO HELL.

144. THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER.

145. >> DAD, WHAT'S A?

146. >> UH, HEH. HUH.

147. UH, SO, SANTA, WHAT HAPPENED?

148. >> BANDITS, GOKU.

149. THEY STOLE MY REINDEER AND ALL THE PRESENTS AND MY PANTS.

150. >> HA HA HA!

151. CHRISTMAS IS OURS.

152. >> YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

153. >> HO HO HO!

154. I'VE GOT 5 GOOD REASONS FOR YOU TO SHUT UP.

155. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

156. >> DAD, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

157. >> KUNG FU LEGENDS.

158. THAT'S THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY, WHOSE MYSTICAL DRUM CONJURES

159. DEMONS MOST FOUL; THE NUTCRACKER, WHO KNOWS OVER 100

160. DIFFERENT TESTICLE-BASED ATTACKS; AND COMPOSITE SANTA

161. CLAUS, WHO LOOKS LIKE 1/2 SANTA AND 1/2 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN.

162. >> WHAT ARE COMPOSITE SANTA'S POWERS?

163. >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE FREAKS ME RIGHT THE OUT.

164. >> INTRUDERS.

165. >> I WILL CONJURE A DEMON WITH MY MAGICAL DRUM.

166. HA HA HA!

167. >> SPIRIT BALL!

168. >> KAMEHAMEHA!

169. >> HOLY!

170. >> I'LL GET THIS ONE, DAD.

171. YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH.

172. >> TESTICLE ATTACK NUMBER 49!

173. >> OW! MY DRAGON BALL.

174. >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

175. >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

176. SUGEI MAKO!

177. >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

178. >> OK. I GOT NOTHING.

179. OH! TEMPERATURES OVER 32 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT—MY ONLY WEAKNESS.

180. >> WE... DID IT.

181. >> FOOLS.

182. >> MRS. SANTA?

183. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

184. THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THIS EVIL ATTACK ON CHRISTMAS IS ME.

185. >> BUT WHY?

186. >> IT ALL STARTED AT THE NORTH POLE.

187. I STARTED GETTING TERRIBLE HEADACHES.

188. >> MRS. CLAUS, ARE YOU OK?

189. >> WAAH!

190. AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS MERELY MY PERIOD, BUT THAT WAS

191. NOT THE CASE, AS I HIT MENOPAUSE CENTURIES AGO.

192. POLAR RADIATION FORCED AN

193. EVOLUTIONARY CHANGE IN ME.

194. NOW I WANT REVENGE.

195. YEEAGH!

196. >> DARLING, NO!

197. >> HA HA! HA HA!

198. >> AAH!

199. >> GOHAN AND I NEED A MINUTE TO REST.

200. IT'S UP TO YOU FOR NOW.

201. >> I THINK ONE OF THEM POPPED.

202. >> IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

203. LET'S BEAT HER UP SO BAD, HER KIDS WILL INHERIT THE BRUISES.

204. >> YEAH. WE'LL HIT HER SO HARD, SHE'LL STARVE TO DEATH ROLLING.

205. >> SHE'S SO UGLY, WE'LL PUSH HER FACE IN DOUGH AND MAKE GORILLA

206. BISCUITS.

207. >> SHE'S SO BLACK, WHEN SHE GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL, TEACHER MARK

208. HER ABSENT.

209. >> THAT'S STILL MY WIFE, GUYS.

210. >> KILL!

211. >> OH. YOUR NOSE SHOOTS LASERS?

212. >> YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS A REASON IT GLOWS RED?

213. WHAT DOES YOURS SHOOT?

214. >> PBBT!

215. >> EW! TO THINK, I WANTED TO PLAY YOUR GAMES.

216. >> RR! RR!

217. RRAAGH!

218. >> SHE'S GROWN TOO GIGANTIC AND UNSTABLE.

219. WOMEN. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?

220. >> THE TENKA'ICHI BUDOKAI IS FINALLY COMPLETE.

221. >> WHAT THE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

222. WAS THAT EVEN ENGLISH?

223. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIFE?

224. OHH, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I BRING PRESENTS TO JAPAN.

225. >> ♪ BUCK BUCK BUCK

226. BUCK-BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK

227. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

228. —www.ncicap.org—] BA-KAW!

229. >> BUCK.

230. SIT, UBU. SIT.

231. BAD DOG.