Robot Chicken 2x2

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A time-traveler wreaks havoc on history in "Dicks with Time Machines", but after he ends World War II by humiliating Adolf Hitler during a speech, the title changes to "Heroes with Time Machines". Lion-O, leader of the ThunderCats, is adopted as a little girl's pet. Clifford the Big Red Dog gets in big red trouble. Evel Knievel wows his nursing home. The Swedish Chef "borks" his way through New York City. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman reunite to rescue the President's daughters.

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1. Robot Chicken 25 Federated Resources

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> THIS IS HOW I DANCE WHEN I'M NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS.

5. NOTHING I LIKE MORE THAN TO DANCE, AND I'M NOT GONNA WEAR NO

6. PANTS.

7. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME— >> J.K. ROWLING.

8. >> COR BLIMEY, ARE YOU AN ANGEL?

9. >> I AM FROM THE FUTURE.

10. IN 15 YEARS' TIME, YOU WILL BE A BEST-SELLING CHILDREN'S BOOK

11. AUTHOR WHOSE NET WORTH IS MORE THAN ONE BILLION AMERICAN

12. DOLLARS.

13. >> I HAD AN IDEA ABOUT A BOY WIZARD.

14. >> NO.

15. YOUR BOOKS WILL BE ABOUT A MAGICAL RACCOON.

16. HE HAS AN AFRO.

17. HIS NAME IS SQUIGGLES AND HE SHOOTS PIXIE DUST OUT OF HIS

18. BUNGHOLE.

19. >> THANK YOU.

20. I'LL START RIGHT AWAY.

21. >> HEH HEH.

22. >> OK, LITTLE GIRL, PICK ANY PET YOU'D LIKE.

23. >> THANKS.

24. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, MR. KITTY CAT?

25. >> A SPACE TIME VORTEX OPENED UP ON MY HOME PLANET THUNDERA, AND

26. I SUDDENLY FOUND MYSELF ON EARTH WHERE CATS APPARENTLY DON'T

27. SHARE THE SAME RIGHTS AS HUMANS.

28. >> YOU'RE SO CUTE.

29. I CHOOSE YOU.

30. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SHOW AND TELL.

31. >> HA HA HA!

32. >> HEE HEE HEE!

33. STOP IT, BILLY.

34. >> VICKY DOES NOT HAVE COOTIES.

35. ANYONE ELSE?

36. HUH? ANYONE ELSE?

37. COME ON, I GOT 9 LIVES AND A WHOLE CAN OF WHOOPASS.

38. >> BAD!

39. BAD MR. KITTY CAT!

40. >> FINE, FINE.

41. I OVERREACTED.

42. SORRY, EVERYBODY.

43. SORRY, THAT ONE'S ON ME.

44. PLEASE STOP THAT.

45. >> THIS IS MY NEW PET.

46. HIS NAME IS MR. KITTY CAT, AND I GOT HIM AT THE POUND.

47. >> ACTUALLY, MY NAME IS LION-O, LEADER OF THE THUNDERCATS.

48. I'M THE CHOSEN ONE.

49. >> LAME.

50. >> ARRRRGGHHH!

51. AW, COME ON, VICKY.

52. AREN'T WE STILL FRIENDS?

53. HUH?

54. B.F.F.

55. >> NO.

56. >> AW! OH!

57. VICKY!

58. >> GO TO HELL!

59. >> DON'T WORRY, LION-O.

60. WE'LL FIND YOU A HOME.

61. >> MISS PRISSY PANTS, STOP FUSSING WITH YOUR BOW.

62. >> THIS BOW SUCKS.

63. AND MY NAME IS LION-O, LEADER OF THE THUNDERCATS, SWORN TO—

64. >> SEE?

65. GROUCHY KITTIES DON'T GET ANY TUNA.

66. >> I BETTER GET SOME FRICKIN' TUNA.

67. >> YES?

68. >> BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WAS A BITCH?

69. >> BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH.

70. YES.

71. >> THERE YOU GO.

72. ONE SHAVED HEAD.

73. >> GREAT.

74. LET'S MAKE THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES.

75. >> MARGARET. SARAH.

76. >> A PONY! A PONY!

77. >> YAY! A PONY!

78. >> ONLY ONE OF YOU GETS THE PONY.

79. THE OTHER ONE GETS A WHIPPING.

80. >> NOW LET'S SEE THOSE REPORT CARDS.

81. >> THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

82. THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

83. HEY, A SHORTCUT.

84. UHH!

85. AHH!

86. >> HERE, CLIFFORD!

87. HERE, BOY!

88. AAH!

89. NO, CLIFFORD, NO!

90. BAD DOG, CLIFFORD!

91. BAD DOG!

92. OH, CLIFFORD.

93. >> UM, YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER DONE A NEUTERING BEFORE?

94. >> JUST DO YOUR BEST.

95. >> NOW LIVE FROM THE SHADY ACRES NURSING HOME, THE LEGENDARY EVEL

96. KNIEVEL'S GREATEST STUNT EVER ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW.

97. >> UHH!

98. >> UHH!

99. >> IT'S MOSES.

100. HE'S BACK.

101. >> GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH 10 IRREFUTABLE COMMANDMENTS FOR

102. LIVING.

103. >> IS THERE ANYTHING ON THERE ABOUT NOT PUSHING YOUR RELIGION

104. ON OTHER PEOPLE?

105. >> NO.

106. >> DIDN'T THINK SO.

107. >> NUMBER ONE.

108. HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT.

109. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

110. STOP IT.

111. STOP LAUGHING.

112. >> HA HA HA!

113. >> ♪ BORK, BORK, BORK, BORK ♪ HEY, BJORK, BJORK.

114. HEY, MORK.

115. NANOO.

116. HA HA!

117. DORK. DORK.

118. NEW YORK. NEW YORK.

119. QUARK!

120. OH, QUARK!

121. QUARK! QUARK!

122. TOUR?

123. ZORK, ZORK.

124. WHERE THE FORK?

125. NEED A FORK, FORK.

126. FORK, FORK.

127. HEY, THERE IS SPORK.

128. SPORK, SPORK.

129. ORC!

130. BORK! BORK!

131. >> OH, WHAT KEPT YOU, HONEY?

132. DINNER'S WAITING.

133. >> GET THE HELL OFF MY BACK, WOMAN!

134. CAN I GET A MOMENT OF PEACE?

135. AHH!

136. >> OH, YEAH.

137. NOW JUST LIKE THAT.

138. NOW SPANK ME AND CALL ME DADDY.

139. >> UN DUSSELDORFER MEIN KAMPF!

140. >> SIEG HEIL!

141. >>

142. >> OH! AHH!

143. >> BAH!

144. >> ACHTUNG!

145. ACHTUNG!

146. HELLO?

147. >> HEH HEH HEH.

148. DOUCHE.

149. >> I, UH—I WALKED INTO A DOOR.

150. >> WELL, THEN, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN OUR LINE OF NERF DOORS?

151. >> WHAT ABOUT STAIRS?

152. SHE'S GONNA NEED SOME NERF STAIRS, TOO.

153. GOOD MORNING.

154. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TODAY, COREY FELDMAN?

155. >> SAME THING WE DO EVERY DAY, COREY HAIM.

156. WE SAVE THE WORLD.

157. >> >> LET'S GO START THE DAY.

158. >> YEAH!

159. >> THIS JUST IN.

160. PRESIDENT BUSH'S DAUGHTERS ARE MISSING IN ACTION AFTER THE

161. HELICOPTER CARRYING THEM TO A U.S.O. TOUR EVENT CRASHED IN

162. THE BRAZILIAN RAIN FOREST.

163. THE MILITARY RELEASED THE FOLLOWING VIDEOTAPE JUST PRIOR

164. TO THE CRASH.

165. >> WHOO-HOO!

166. IT IS A PARTY!

167. AAH-OOH!

168. >> MY DAD'S THE PRESIDENT.

169. >> MISS BUSH, PLEASE!

170. I CAN'T—NOT YET!

171. OH, LOOK OUT!

172. >> TWO PRESIDENTIAL DAUGHTERS.

173. THAT'S ONE FOR EACH OF US.

174. >> FELD-DOG, LET'S ROLL.

175. COORDINATES ARE LOCKED IN.

176. >> LET'S PUNCH IT.

177. WHOO!

178. YEAH!

179. >> LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO!

180. OH, THIS IS TIGHT!

181. THIS IS TIGHT!

182. AND THAT'S WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF WE HAD THE COREY VAN AND THE

183. COREY JET.

184. LISTEN TO ME.

185. WE SHOULD HAVE COREY ROCKET PACKS.

186. >> HEY, COREY, I GOT AN IDEA FOR YOU.

187. HOW ABOUT A NICE, TALL GLASS OF SHUT THE UP?

188. HEY, BARKEEP.

189. NICE FROSTY COLA RIGHT HERE.

190. >> TWO STRAWS, PLEASE.

191. >> WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE.

192. >> OUR KIND?

193. YOU MEAN AMERICANS?

194. >> NO, I MEAN ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN ON THE COVER OF A TEEN

195. MAGAZINE LIKE "BUFF,"TIGER BEAT,"TEEN BEAT,"COSMO

196. GIRL,"J-14"...

197. >> HA HA.

198. BOY, DID YOU GUYS PICK THE WRONG TWO COREYS.

199. HEY, HEY, HEY, GUYS.

200. LISTEN.

201. WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE, AND I DON'T THINK YOU DO, EITHER,

202. SO...

203. >> TO THE CONTRARY, TROUBLE IS WHAT YOU NOW HAVE BECAUSE WE ARE

204. GIVING IT TO YOU.

205. >> "ORIENTATION OF SEXUAL"...

206. >> WAIT!

207. WAIT.

208. HEH HEH HEH.

209. JUST WAIT.

210. NOW WE'RE GONNA TEAR IT UP.

211. >> YEAH, LOST BOYS STYLE.

212. >> AAH!

213. MY EAR!

214. >> HEY! THAT WAS—OW!

215. HEY, DON'T—OW!

216. >> AAH!

217. >> WOW.

218. THANKS FOR HELPING US, DOUCHE— UH, SCREECH.

219. >> THE LOCATION OF THE BUSH DAUGHTERS IS HERE, AND NOW I

220. MUST RETURN TO MY MUAY THAI KICKBOX TRAINING.

221. >> WHY WOULD YOU HELP US?

222. >> BECAUSE I, TOO, AM A FORMER TEEN IDOL.

223. >> UH, NO.

224. ACTUALLY, YOU WERE MORE LIKE A SECOND THIRD BANANA ON A

225. B-RATED KIDS' SHOW, BUT HEY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.

226. >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE?

227. IS THIS THE PLACE?

228. COULD THIS BE THE PLACE?

229. I'M GOING IN EITHER WAY, SO...

230. >> LOVE SHACK, BABY!

231. >> YO!

232. PRESIDENTIAL BABES.

233. >> WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

234. >> RESCUE US?

235. YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!

236. >> YEAH, WE'RE FINALLY FREE!

237. FREE TO PARTY!

238. >> WHOO!

239. >> WE'RE NEVER GOING HOME.

240. WHOO-HOO!

241. >> LOOK, FELD-DOG, IF WE CAN'T BRING THEM HOME, WE CAN'T BE

242. HEROES.

243. >> WELL, HAIM, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT TO RELY ON OUR ONE TRUE

244. SKILL.

245. >> WAIT, YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE THING WE DO WITH OUR

246. TAINTS, RIGHT?

247. ARE YOU?

248. >> NO, COREY—ACTING.

249. >> EVEN THOUGH COREY HAIM AND COREY FELDMAN COULDN'T BE HERE

250. TODAY, I WANT TO THANK THEM FOR BRINGING MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTERS

251. HOME.

252. I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ANYONE WHO HATES THE COREYS ALSO HATES

253. AMERICA.

254. >> HEY, FELD-DOG, FELD-DOG.

255. WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY FIND THE REAL BUSH TWINS, MAN?

256. >> FAT CHANCE.

257. >> DAD? OW!

258. >> DAMN YOU TO HELL, COREY HAIM AND COREY FELDMAN.

259. >> MY DAD'S THE PRESIDENT.

260. I'M GONNA GET YOU BURIED IN OIL AND THEN I'M GONNA HAVE MY DADDY

261. INVADE YOU!

262. >> MY DAD WILL GET YOU HURT.

263. YEAH, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR ASS KICKED BY

264. HALLI-B-BURTON OR HALLIBLURTON?

265. >> HA HA HA!

266. THINK, JENNA, WE'RE LIKE OLD APPLES TIED UP TO A SACK OF

267. >> IT'S DARK.

268. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

269. I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

270. >> EAT MY AIR!

271. HA HA HA!

272. >> LOOK AT ME GO!

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