Robot Chicken 2x13

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A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron light-cycle! Young Indiana Jones finds treasure in his elementary school. Rom the Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a relevant skewering. Murky and Lurky make a gruesome discovery when they try to rob Rainbow Brite. Hulk Hogan busts out of prison camp in "Hogan's Heroes." Rated TV-MA.

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1. ROBOT CHICKEN 31 "METAL MILITIA" >> HA HA HA!

2. ROBOT CHICKEN 31 "METAL MILITIA" >> HA HA HA!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> HA HA HA!

5. HA HA HA!

6. >> >> WE'RE GOING DOWN!

7. >> HELLO?

8. C'MON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

9. TO ANYTHING?

10. HELLO?

11. HELLO?

12. "MUST LOVE DOGS", THAT'S A GOOD

13. IN-FLIGHT MOVIE, HUH?

14. >> EH, WH—WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

15. FROM HELL, OK?

16. I MEAN, SHE WAS A JEWISH JUGGLER, SHE—SHE USED TO WORRY

17. ABOUT 6 THINGS AT ONCE.

18. >> THAT'S REASONABLY FUNNY.

19. >> C'MON!

20. LET'S FLY!

21. >> I CAN FLY!

22. >> TO THE SKY!

23. >> WOO HOO!

24. >> REMEMBER TO THINK HAPPY

25. UH...

26. AHH.

27. HUH.

28. >> MAY I HELP YOU, SON?

29. >> MY DAD SAID I COULD GET A BITCHIN' SWEET RIDE FOR MY

30. BIRTHDAY, BUT IT HAS TO BE UNDER 500 BONES.

31. >> I THINK I HAVE JUST THE THING.

32. >> UM, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

33. >> OH, NO, NO.

34. HOLD IT LIKE SO.

35. >> WH—WHOA!

36. WHAT'S IT DOING?

37. AAH!

38. UH!

39. >> UH!

40. >> PULL THIS THING OVER, RIGHT NOW!

41. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!

42. THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!

43. UH-OH.

44. OHH—NO!

45. AAH!

46. >> I HAVE A VERY SMALL PENIS.

47. >> OH, SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN S.U.V.?

48. >> A VERY, VERY SMALL PENIS.

49. >> PERHAPS A HUMMER H2?

50. >> HA HA, AH,

51. INSIGNIFICANCE OF THIS PENIS.

52. IT'S—IT'S LITERALLY CONCAVE.

53. >> I THINK I HAVE JUST THE THING.

54. >> YES!

55. YES!

56. THIS IS VERY SATISFYING.

57. >> THIS IS SOME SERIOUS

58. BULL.

59. >> IF ONLY WE HAD RAINBOW BRITE'S MAGIC

60. STAR SPRINKLES.

61. WE'D TURN THE WHOLE WORLD GRAY.

62. >> GUYS, EVERY NIGHT WITH THIS.

63. WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT TURNING THE WORLD GRAY, ANYWAY?

64. >> OH, WELL, IT'S REALLY MORE OF A METAPHOR.

65. >> I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING EVIL,

66. ARSON IS PRETTY EVIL.

67. >> LOOK, JUST— SHUT UP.

68. >> I SAY WE BREAK INTO RAINBOW BRITE'S PLACE AND TAKE ALL

69. THE STAR SPRINKLES WE WANT.

70. >> NONE HERE.

71. WHAT'S UNDER THE SINK?

72. >> TAMPONS.

73. >> OH, GAME OVER, MAN!

74. GAME OVER!

75. RAINBOW BRITE'S GONNA KICK

76. WE'RE HERE!

77. >> OH, GOOD GOD, WHAT A DAY.

78. MM— OH!

79. AHH, OH, DAMN, I WAS HOLDING THAT IN FOR HOURS.

80. >> I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH.

81. >> HA HA HA!

82. THAN WHITE PEOPLE, HA HMM, MM.

83. DAMN, I AM EFFIN' STARVIN'.

84. INTRUDERS!

85. >> LET'S GET THE OUT OF HERE, MAN!

86. >> OH—OH—OH!

87. WHOA!

88. >> AH—AAH!

89. YOU'RE A BITCH!

90. >> "DEAR CITIZENS OF

91. RAINBOW LAND, WE HAVE CHANGED OUR WAYS,

92. BATTLE CHINESE TYRANNY.

93. SIGNED, MURKY AND LURKY."

94. >> I KNEW THOSE GUYS WEREN'T SO BAD.

95. >> UM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COUSIN BLINKY?

96. HE—HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND LATELY.

97. >> OH, "P.S., BLINKY CAME WITH US."

98. >> ROM SPACEKNIGHT!

99. A WARRIOR MADE OF SOLID METAL, HE'S BEATEN THE GALAXY'S

100. TOUGHEST VILLAINS, BUT NOW FACES

101. JIM, THE GUY WITH A GIANT MAGNET!

102. >> COME HERE.

103. >> NO.

104. >> COME ON.

105. >> NUH-UH.

106. >> CHICKEN.

107. >> YOU ARE!

108. >> ROM SPACE CHICKEN.

109. >> MATURE.

110. >> YEAH, YOUR MOM WAS MATURE LAST NIGHT.

111. >> WHAT?

112. >> DID HER.

113. >> I'LL TEACH YOU!

114. >> AH, TEACH THIS.

115. HA HA!

116. WHERE'S YOUR GUN NOW?

117. >> I DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY.

118. >> OH, ROMMY, IT'S ON THE MAGNET.

119. >> YOU SUCK.

120. >> THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.

121. >> SHE DID NOT, MY MOM WAS A SAINT!

122. >> SAINT'S SUCK.

123. >> HOW MUCH IS THE DOGGY IN THE WINDOW?

124. >> WHICH ONE?

125. >> THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLY TAIL.

126. >> OH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT ONE.

127. HE'S GOT CANCER.

128. >> WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THAT

129. BANDITS DO.

130. >> THAT MEANS WE'LL HAVE TO GO...

131. INTO THE BLUE.

132. >> HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

133. MONTHS TO PRODUCE, WE OFTEN

134. RELEASED.

135. >> INTO THE BLUE?

136. >> INTO THE BLUE.

137. >> I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS

138. "INTO THE BLUE", WHICH I'M SURE

139. BLOCKBUSTER, AND NOMINATED FOR SEVERAL ACADEMY AWARDS.

140. THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT.

141. >> I'M IN A BIKINI.

142. >> I DO LOTS OF SIT-UPS.

143. >> OH, DAMN IT.

144. I HIT THE APPLE.

145. >> UH— WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE GAUZE?

146. >> OH, HA HA HA!

147. NO, STOP!

148. >> ARGH, MUMMY TIME!

149. >> YOU'RE SO SCARY!

150. >> MOMMA, CAN MY NEW CURFEW BE MIDNIGHT?

151. >> UH, YEAH.

152. WHEN PIGS FLY.

153. >> YOU HEARD THE LADY, OINKY.

154. >> HMM.

155. MIDNIGHT IT IS.

156. >> OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

157. WAIT, HE'S UNDER A BLANKET.

158. AH, HE'S SAFE.

159. >> >> GET HIM, GET HIM, GET HIM!

160. I LOVE BEATIN' KIDS!

161. >> BAM, BAM!

162. TAKE THAT!

163. >> YOUNG MAN, IF YOU ARE NOT

164. PROPERLY, THEN YOU CAN'T USE IT AT ALL.

165. >> AWW.

166. >> YOU'LL GET THIS BACK AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

167. >> INDY!

168. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

169. THOSE BOYS STOLE MY DOLLY!

170. >> >>

171. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENRY?

172. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENRY?

173. >> PLEASE, NO!

174. I—I'M EASILY NAUSEATED!

175. LOOK OUT!

176. >> AAH!

177. >> START THE STATION WAGON, MOM!

178. START THE STATION WAGON!

179. >> HOW WAS SCHOOL, HONEY?

180. DID YOU MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS?

181. >> THERE'S A SHAKE IN THE CAR, MOM!

182. WHY IS THERE A SHAKE IN THE CAR!

183. >> WHAT?

184. FOR YOU.

185. >> I HATE SHAKES, MOM!

186. I HATE 'EM!

187. I WANTED A SODA.

188. >> PREPARE FOR A VISIT FROM THE FUHRER HIMSELF.

189. MY GOD!

190. AND SHPAN!

191. HOGAN, WILL YOU AND YOUR MEN PROMISE TO BEHAVE?

192. >> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BROTHER!

193. WHAT'S HITLER GONNA DO WHEN THESE 24-INCH PYTHONS COME

194. FOR YOU?

195. >> HOGAN!

196. >> I KNOW NOTHING!

197. >> OK, BOYS.

198. THE BIG MAN'S VISIT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO MAKE OUR ESCAPE.

199. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'VE WE GOT?

200. >> WE HAVE THIS ROPE AND THIS FLASHLIGHTS, THE FAKE PASSPORTS,

201. UH, PLAYBOYS, AND, UH, THESE.

202. >> OH, YEAH—UH!

203. SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

204. >> HOLY!

205. SLIM JIM!

206. I JUST LOVE SLIM JIMS!

207. >> RODDY, WE NEED YOUR STEALTH.

208. QUIET-LIKE, AND THE REST OF US

209. >> GOTCHA, HOGAN!

210. HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU NAZI!

211. HOW ARE YA?

212. >> HUH?

213. AH—OH!

214. OH, AH...

215. >> EVERYTHING HAD BETTER BE IN TIPTOP SHAPE.

216. >> JA VOL, MEIN FUHRER!

217. >> HULK-A-MANIA, RUNNIN' WILD!

218. >> MACHO MADNESS IS COMIN' AT YOU!

219. >> LEAPING LENNY POFFO'S GOING BAFFO!

220. >> MEIN SCHNITZLE!

221. >> OH, NO.

222. SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S NOT DONE WITH YOU TWO.

223. >> AND HITLER TAKES A FLAMING

224. OF "WRESTLEMANIA'S" GREATEST

225. MOMENTS.

226. SERGEANT SHULTZ, DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT?

227. >> I KNOW NOTHING!

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