Robot Chicken 2x13

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A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron light-cycle! Young Indiana Jones finds treasure in his elementary school. Rom the Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a relevant skewering. Murky and Lurky make a gruesome discovery when they try to rob Rainbow Brite. Hulk Hogan busts out of prison camp in "Hogan's Heroes." Rated TV-MA.

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1. ROBOT CHICKEN 31 "METAL MILITIA" >> HA HA HA!

2. ROBOT CHICKEN 31 "METAL MILITIA" >> HA HA HA!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> HA HA HA!

5. HA HA HA!

6. >> >> WE'RE GOING DOWN!

7. >> HELLO?

8. C'MON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

9. IS THIS BUTTON EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING?

10. HELLO?

11. HELLO?

12. "MUST LOVE DOGS", THAT'S A GOOD

13. IN-FLIGHT MOVIE, HUH?

14. >> EH, WH—WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

15. I HAD A—I HAD A GRANDMOTHER FROM HELL, OK?

16. I MEAN, SHE WAS A JEWISH JUGGLER, SHE—SHE USED TO WORRY

17. ABOUT 6 THINGS AT ONCE.

18. >> THAT'S REASONABLY FUNNY.

19. >> C'MON!

20. LET'S FLY!

21. >> I CAN FLY!

22. >> TO THE SKY!

23. >> WOO HOO!

24. >> REMEMBER TO THINK HAPPY

25. THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU— UH...

26. AHH.

27. HUH.

28. >> MAY I HELP YOU, SON?

29. >> MY DAD SAID I COULD GET A BITCHIN' SWEET RIDE FOR MY

30. BIRTHDAY, BUT IT HAS TO BE UNDER 500 BONES.

31. >> I THINK I HAVE JUST THE THING.

32. >> UM, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

33. >> OH, NO, NO.

34. HOLD IT LIKE SO.

35. >> WH—WHOA!

36. WHAT'S IT DOING?

37. AAH!

38. UH!

39. >> UH!

40. >> PULL THIS THING OVER, RIGHT NOW!

41. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!

42. THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!

43. UH-OH.

44. OHH—NO!

45. AAH!

46. >> I HAVE A VERY SMALL PENIS.

47. >> OH, SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN S.U.V.?

48. >> A VERY, VERY SMALL PENIS.

49. >> PERHAPS A HUMMER H2?

50. >> HA HA, AH, YOU ARE MISINTERPRETING THE

51. INSIGNIFICANCE OF THIS PENIS.

52. IT'S—IT'S LITERALLY CONCAVE.

53. >> I THINK I HAVE JUST THE THING.

54. >> YES!

55. YES!

56. THIS IS VERY SATISFYING.

57. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY PANTS AND—

58. >> THIS IS SOME SERIOUS

59. BULL.

60. >> IF ONLY WE HAD RAINBOW BRITE'S MAGIC

61. STAR SPRINKLES.

62. WE'D TURN THE WHOLE WORLD GRAY.

63. >> GUYS, EVERY NIGHT WITH THIS.

64. WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT TURNING THE WORLD GRAY, ANYWAY?

65. >> OH, WELL, IT'S REALLY MORE OF A METAPHOR.

66. >> I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING EVIL,

67. ARSON IS PRETTY EVIL.

68. >> LOOK, JUST— SHUT UP.

69. >> I SAY WE BREAK INTO RAINBOW BRITE'S PLACE AND TAKE ALL

70. THE STAR SPRINKLES WE WANT.

71. >> NONE HERE.

72. WHAT'S UNDER THE SINK?

73. >> TAMPONS.

74. >> OH, GAME OVER, MAN!

75. GAME OVER!

76. RAINBOW BRITE'S GONNA KICK OUR ASSES IF SHE FINDS OUT

77. WE'RE HERE!

78. >> OH, GOOD GOD, WHAT A DAY.

79. MM— OH!

80. AHH, OH, DAMN, I WAS HOLDING THAT IN FOR HOURS.

81. >> I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH.

82. >> HA HA HA!

83. BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN WHITE PEOPLE, HA HMM, MM.

84. DAMN, I AM EFFIN' STARVIN'.

85. INTRUDERS!

86. >> LET'S GET THE OUT OF HERE, MAN!

87. >> OH—OH—OH!

88. WHOA!

89. >> AH—AAH!

90. YOU'RE A BITCH!

91. >> "DEAR CITIZENS OF

92. RAINBOW LAND, WE HAVE CHANGED OUR WAYS,

93. AND ARE MOVING TO TIBET TO HELP BATTLE CHINESE TYRANNY.

94. SIGNED, MURKY AND LURKY."

95. >> I KNEW THOSE GUYS WEREN'T SO BAD.

96. >> UM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COUSIN BLINKY?

97. HE—HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND LATELY.

98. >> OH, "P.S., BLINKY CAME WITH US."

99. >> ROM SPACEKNIGHT!

100. A WARRIOR MADE OF SOLID METAL, HE'S BEATEN THE GALAXY'S

101. TOUGHEST VILLAINS, BUT NOW FACES A FOE IN EVERY WAY HIS EQUAL—

102. JIM, THE GUY WITH A GIANT MAGNET!

103. >> COME HERE.

104. >> NO.

105. >> COME ON.

106. >> NUH-UH.

107. >> CHICKEN.

108. >> YOU ARE!

109. >> ROM SPACE CHICKEN.

110. >> MATURE.

111. >> YEAH, YOUR MOM WAS MATURE LAST NIGHT.

112. >> WHAT?

113. >> DID HER.

114. >> I'LL TEACH YOU!

115. >> AH, TEACH THIS.

116. HA HA!

117. WHERE'S YOUR GUN NOW?

118. >> I DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY.

119. >> OH, ROMMY, IT'S ON THE MAGNET.

120. >> YOU SUCK.

121. >> THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.

122. >> SHE DID NOT, MY MOM WAS A SAINT!

123. >> SAINT'S SUCK.

124. >> HOW MUCH IS THE DOGGY IN THE WINDOW?

125. >> WHICH ONE?

126. >> THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLY TAIL.

127. >> OH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT ONE.

128. HE'S GOT CANCER.

129. >> WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THAT TREASURE BEFORE THOSE

130. BANDITS DO.

131. >> THAT MEANS WE'LL HAVE TO GO...

132. INTO THE BLUE.

133. >> HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

134. BECAUSE ANIMATION TAKES SEVERAL MONTHS TO PRODUCE, WE OFTEN

135. WRITE OUR MOVIE PARODIES LONG BEFORE THE FILMS HAVE EVER BEEN

136. RELEASED.

137. >> INTO THE BLUE?

138. >> INTO THE BLUE.

139. >> I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS PARODY OF THE MOVIE

140. "INTO THE BLUE", WHICH I'M SURE BY NOW HAS BEEN A BOX OFFICE

141. BLOCKBUSTER, AND NOMINATED FOR SEVERAL ACADEMY AWARDS.

142. THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT.

143. >> I'M IN A BIKINI.

144. >> I DO LOTS OF SIT-UPS.

145. >> OH, DAMN IT.

146. I HIT THE APPLE.

147. >> UH— WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE GAUZE?

148. >> OH, HA HA HA!

149. NO, STOP!

150. >> ARGH, MUMMY TIME!

151. >> YOU'RE SO SCARY!

152. >> MOMMA, CAN MY NEW CURFEW BE MIDNIGHT?

153. >> UH, YEAH.

154. WHEN PIGS FLY.

155. >> YOU HEARD THE LADY, OINKY.

156. >> HMM.

157. MIDNIGHT IT IS.

158. >> OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

159. WAIT, HE'S UNDER A BLANKET.

160. AH, HE'S SAFE.

161. >> >> GET HIM, GET HIM, GET HIM!

162. I LOVE BEATIN' KIDS!

163. >> BAM, BAM!

164. TAKE THAT!

165. >> YOUNG MAN, IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO USE THAT STAFF OF RA

166. PROPERLY, THEN YOU CAN'T USE IT AT ALL.

167. >> AWW.

168. >> YOU'LL GET THIS BACK AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

169. >> INDY!

170. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

171. THOSE BOYS STOLE MY DOLLY!

172. >> >>

173. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENRY?

174. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENRY?

175. >> PLEASE, NO!

176. I—I'M EASILY NAUSEATED!

177. LOOK OUT!

178. >> AAH!

179. >> START THE STATION WAGON, MOM!

180. START THE STATION WAGON!

181. >> HOW WAS SCHOOL, HONEY?

182. DID YOU MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS?

183. >> THERE'S A SHAKE IN THE CAR, MOM!

184. WHY IS THERE A SHAKE IN THE CAR!

185. >> WHAT?

186. I PICKED UP SOME BURGER KING FOR YOU.

187. >> I HATE SHAKES, MOM!

188. I HATE 'EM!

189. I WANTED A SODA.

190. >> PREPARE FOR A VISIT FROM THE FUHRER HIMSELF.

191. MY GOD!

192. EVERYTHING MUST BE SHPIC AND SHPAN!

193. HOGAN, WILL YOU AND YOUR MEN PROMISE TO BEHAVE?

194. >> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BROTHER!

195. WHAT'S HITLER GONNA DO WHEN THESE 24-INCH PYTHONS COME

196. FOR YOU?

197. >> HOGAN!

198. >> I KNOW NOTHING!

199. >> OK, BOYS.

200. THE BIG MAN'S VISIT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO MAKE OUR ESCAPE.

201. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'VE WE GOT?

202. >> WE HAVE THIS ROPE AND THIS FLASHLIGHTS, THE FAKE PASSPORTS,

203. UH, PLAYBOYS, AND, UH, THESE.

204. >> OH, YEAH—UH!

205. SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

206. >> HOLY!

207. SLIM JIM!

208. I JUST LOVE SLIM JIMS!

209. >> RODDY, WE NEED YOUR STEALTH.

210. GO TAKE OUT THE GUARD REAL QUIET-LIKE, AND THE REST OF US

211. WILL SNEAK PAST— >> GOTCHA, HOGAN!

212. HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU NAZI!

213. HOW ARE YA?

214. >> HUH?

215. AH—OH!

216. OH, AH...

217. >> EVERYTHING HAD BETTER BE IN TIPTOP SHAPE.

218. >> JA VOL, MEIN FUHRER!

219. >> HULK-A-MANIA, RUNNIN' WILD!

220. >> MACHO MADNESS IS COMIN' AT YOU!

221. >> LEAPING LENNY POFFO'S GOING BAFFO!

222. >> MEIN SCHNITZLE!

223. >> OH, NO.

224. SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S NOT DONE WITH YOU TWO.

225. >> AND HITLER TAKES A FLAMING CHAIR TO THE SPINE IN WHAT WILL

226. SURELY GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF "WRESTLEMANIA'S" GREATEST

227. MOMENTS.

228. SERGEANT SHULTZ, DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT?

229. >> I KNOW NOTHING!

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