1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
2. - IT'S ALIVE!Copy !req
3. - YEP.Copy !req
4. - OH, WILL IT HURT?Copy !req
5. - ONLY IF GOD HATES YOU.Copy !req
6. - HEY, MAMA MIA!Copy !req
7. THE CANNOLI, EH,
LASAGNA!Copy !req
8. - HEY, PASTA FAZUL,
A SPICY MEATBALL!Copy !req
9. - DUDE, IT'S TIME TO
PIMP YOUR SISTER.Copy !req
10. - OH, YEAH!Copy !req
11. MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE—Copy !req
12. YO, MAN, MY SISTER
RIGHT IN THERE.Copy !req
13. COME PIMP THAT BITCH OUT!Copy !req
14. - WAIT! W-WAIT!Copy !req
15. WAIT! I HAVE HOMEWORK.Copy !req
16. - HEY, LADIES!Copy !req
17. - WE GON' PIMP YOU OUT!Copy !req
18. - GIRL, YOU GOT SERIOUS
LIBRARIAN HAIR.Copy !req
19. - YOU EVER SEE A HO
SHOP AT THE GAP?Copy !req
20. - YOU GOT THE POSTURE
OF A LAMP POST, GIRL.Copy !req
21. WE GOT TO GIVE YOU
SOME PROSTI-TUDE.Copy !req
22. - IF WE GO WITH
A LEOPARD PRINT TANK TOP,Copy !req
23. THAT'S A LITTLE TOO
SOUTHEAST NEWARK.Copy !req
24. SO WE'RE GOING WITH
MORE OF A CHEETAH PATTERN.Copy !req
25. - GARTER BELTS
AIN'T JUST FOR WEDDINGS,
HONEY CHILD.Copy !req
26. YOU CAN TUCK
A WEAPON IN THERE.Copy !req
27. AT FIRST,
I WAS PRETTY NERVOUS,Copy !req
28. BUT THESE HOS
ARE ALL ABOUT CLASS.Copy !req
29. - SOMETIMES A JOHN
WILL WANT TO DO THAT WITH YOU,Copy !req
30. AND THAT'LL COST $10.Copy !req
31. - EWW.Copy !req
32. - THIS ONE—$50.Copy !req
33. - UGH.Copy !req
34. - AND THIS ONE
GON' REQUIRE A CREDIT CARD.Copy !req
35. - AGAIN!
- DON'T PLAY ME!Copy !req
36. - AGAIN!
- DON'T PLAY ME!Copy !req
37. - ALL RIGHT, ALEX,
NOW WE AIN'T HAD A LOT
TO WORK WITH HERE,Copy !req
38. BUT, YO,
CHECK OUT YOUR NEW SISTER!Copy !req
39. - ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE.Copy !req
40. OH, DAMN!Copy !req
41. OH, YOU PUT THE HEELS—Copy !req
42. AND, OH,
YOU GOT THIS GARTER—Copy !req
43. DAMN...Copy !req
44. OH, DAMN!Copy !req
45. IT'S THE NEW ME—Copy !req
46. NOT JUST ON THE OUTSIDE,
BUT ON THE INSIDE, TOO.Copy !req
47. - IT'S SO HARD
WHEN THEY LEAVE.Copy !req
48. IT'S SO HARD.Copy !req
49. - HEY, Y'ALL!Copy !req
50. HEY, YO, MAN!Copy !req
51. YO, COME GET A PIECE
OF MY SISTER!Copy !req
52. WHO WANTS TO GET UP
IN MY SISTER'S ASS?Copy !req
53. - OH, HELLO, MR. JOHNSON.Copy !req
54. - HELLO, AMY.Copy !req
55. DO YOU TAKE CREDIT CARDS?Copy !req
56. - EWW.Copy !req
57. - WE'LL BE DEAD SOON.Copy !req
58. - OW.Copy !req
59. I'M TELLING MY DAD.Copy !req
60. - WELCOME TO
"THE SURREAL LIFE."Copy !req
61. - COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
62. GET DOWN.Copy !req
63. - LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT
"THE SURREAL LIFE" GANG
HAS BEEN UP TO RECENTLY.Copy !req
64. - WE WERE REALLY EXCITED
TO PARTICIPATECopy !req
65. IN THE IDITAROD
DOGSLED RACE...Copy !req
66. TILL ONE OF THE DOGS
FELL IN LOVE WITH MANNY MO.Copy !req
67. - HELP! THE DOG—Copy !req
68. AAH!Copy !req
69. - LET'S SEE
WHAT'S IN STORECopy !req
70. FOR OUR
"SURREAL LIFE" FOLKS TODAY.Copy !req
71. - WE HAVE TO TAKE
THE ONE RINGCopy !req
72. AND DESTROY IT
IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM.Copy !req
73. - OOH!Copy !req
74. - WAIT, SOMETHING'S COMING!Copy !req
75. - AAH!Copy !req
76. - THERE'S NO WAY
I'M DOING THIS.Copy !req
77. SOMEBODY BETTER
GET ME A CABCopy !req
78. BECAUSE I'M GOING—Copy !req
79. - WE MUST HELPS THEM.Copy !req
80. THEY'S OUR FRIEND.Copy !req
81. THEY HATES MANNY MO.Copy !req
82. NO, THEY LOVES US.Copy !req
83. IF THEY DIES,
WE GO GET PIZZA.Copy !req
84. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
85. - AHH.Copy !req
86. - AAH!Copy !req
87. - BACK TO THE FIRES
THAT FORGED YOU, EVIL TRINKET!Copy !req
88. WHOA!Copy !req
89. - OH!Copy !req
90. - COREY, YOU SAVED ME, BRO.Copy !req
91. - YOU CAN BURN IN HELL.Copy !req
92. I JUST WANT THE RING.Copy !req
93. - COREY, NO!Copy !req
94. OH, BRO!Copy !req
95. - OH, FRIENDS,
REMEMBER ME FONDLY...Copy !req
96. IN "STAND BY ME"
AND IN "THE LOST BOYS"--Copy !req
97. ONLY THE FIRST HALF.Copy !req
98. WAIT, AND "FRIDAY THE 13th"
WAS PRETTY GOOD—Copy !req
99. - NEXT TIME
ON "THE SURREAL LIFE"...Copy !req
100. - WELL, RON AND I
HAD TO CHECK OUT
A SUSPICIOUS METEOR.Copy !req
101. - BOO!Copy !req
102. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
103. - YOU DIDN'T THINK
IT'D BE THAT EASY, DID YOU?Copy !req
104. CHOCOLATE CHICKEN EGGS
FOR EVERYONE!Copy !req
105. - 1, 2, 3, 4!Copy !req
106. WE LOVE IT WHEN
OUR PLAYERS SCORE!Copy !req
107. 5, 6, 7, 8!Copy !req
108. DOUBLE ENTENDRES
ARE REALLY GREAT!Copy !req
109. - I WANT TO GO TO DALLAS,
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.Copy !req
110. - WE'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,Copy !req
111. WE'LL HAVE SEX
WITH PEOPLE FOR MONEYCopy !req
112. AND GIVE IT TO YOU.Copy !req
113. - YEAH!Copy !req
114. - OH, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!Copy !req
115. - WE'RE SOAKING WET
FROM WASHING YOUR CAR,
MR. THRUSTBONE.Copy !req
116. - IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
WE CAN DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
117. - I'LL GIVE YOU $20
FOR ALL OF US TO GO CRAZY.Copy !req
118. - WOW!Copy !req
119. $20 IN 1978 DOLLARS
IS A LOT.Copy !req
120. - YEAH! UH-HUH!Copy !req
121. UNH! UNH! UNH!Copy !req
122. - YEAH!Copy !req
123. OH, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE
MY DAUGHTER'S FRIENDS.Copy !req
124. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
125. OH! OH!Copy !req
126. - WATCH OUT FOR THE ICING.Copy !req
127. DANG IT.Copy !req
128. - WE RAISED $39.Copy !req
129. - THAT'S EXACTLY ENOUGH
TO GET TO DALLAS.Copy !req
130. YAY!Copy !req
131. I'M FINALLY IN DALLAS.Copy !req
132. - MOO.Copy !req
133. - OH, I WONDER HOW MUCH
IT IS TO GET BACK.Copy !req
134. - I'M STEPPING DOWN
THE LADDER AND—Copy !req
135. UH-OH! OH.Copy !req
136. UH-OH, I'M FALLING.Copy !req
137. YEAH.Copy !req
138. YEAH, I'M FALLING
ON THE MOON.Copy !req
139. YES, I'M FALLING
ON THE MOON.Copy !req
140. - AAH!Copy !req
141. OK, UH, HAILING FREQUENCIES
ARE OPEN.Copy !req
142. - IS HE GOING TO
DO IT AGAIN?Copy !req
143. - WRONG,
YOUR RESERVATIONS ARE.Copy !req
144. FOR US TO LISTEN
TO RAY GRIFFITHS,Copy !req
145. THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED
THE POWER DROID
IN "EPISODE IV,"Copy !req
146. THIS IS ROOM IS SCHEDULED.Copy !req
147. - I RESERVED ROOM A-2Copy !req
148. TO WATCH THE "STAR TREK"
BLOOPER REELCopy !req
149. WHERE DeFOREST KELLEY
GRABS MAJEL BARRETT'S CHEST.Copy !req
150. THE PRIME DIRECTIVE DEMANDS
THAT YOU LEAVE THE PREMISES.Copy !req
151. - THE PRIME DIRECTIVE SUCKS.Copy !req
152. - YOU SUCK,
YOU NERF HERDER!Copy !req
153. - OOH, SEVEN OF NINE...Copy !req
154. - I HEARD ONE WILLIAM SHATNERCopy !req
155. IS GOING TO DO
A GUEST SPOT ON "ENTERPRISE"Copy !req
156. AND NOT AS KIRK!Copy !req
157. - YOU TAKE THAT BACK!Copy !req
158. - GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
159. WE COULD DISCUSS THIS
LOGICALLY.Copy !req
160. - EXCUSE ME,
I'M RAY GRIFFITH.Copy !req
161. OH, MY FACE!Copy !req
162. - YOU KIDS STOP.Copy !req
163. NO FIGHTING.Copy !req
164. OH, GET OFF ME. OW.Copy !req
165. MY NECK, MY SPINE.Copy !req
166. OH, NO, NOT LIKE THIS.Copy !req
167. - EXCUSE ME,
BUT ARE YOU GENTLEMENCopy !req
168. ENGAGED IN A GAME OF LARP—Copy !req
169. LIVE ACTION ROLE-PLAYING?Copy !req
170. I HAPPEN TO BE
AN OLD HAND AT IT.Copy !req
171. AAH!Copy !req
172. LIGHTNING BOLT!
LIGHTNING BOLT!Copy !req
173. FIRE—FIRE—Copy !req
174. - EXCUSE ME,
THAT'S IMPOLITE.Copy !req
175. OW!Copy !req
176. STOP!Copy !req
177. OH, THAT'S IT!Copy !req
178. - ALL SYSTEMS READY.Copy !req
179. - DON'T WORRY,
MR. SCHUMACHER,Copy !req
180. WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
181. - JOEL SCHUMACHER IS
HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER.Copy !req
182. - GET HIM!Copy !req
183. LET'S GET HIM!Copy !req
184. - GOT HIM!Copy !req
185. I GOT HIM!Copy !req
186. - KEEP IT COMING.Copy !req
187. - OK, GOT IT. GOT IT.Copy !req
188. - GET ANOTHER ONE.
GET ME ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
189. - SHAME ON YOU.Copy !req
190. YOU'VE ALL FORGOTTEN
THE TRUE MEANING OF FANDOM.Copy !req
191. WE SHOULD TAKE JOY
IN OUR LOVES,Copy !req
192. NOT ARGUE ABOUT THEM.Copy !req
193. SON OF A BITCH!Copy !req
194. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
195. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req