1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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2. - IT'S ALIVE!
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3. - GREETINGS.
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4. YOU KNOW, FREEDOM OF SPEECH
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5. IS THE MOST VALUABLE RIGHT
OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
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6. AND SO, TO HONOR
OUR FIRST AMENDMENT,
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7. I WILL NOW FART
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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8. I RECOMMEND YOU VIDEOTAPE
THIS MOMENT
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9. AND WATCH IT AGAIN
ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.
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10. HA HA HA! OOPS!
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11. I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF. HA HA!
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12. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.
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13. - WHOO-HOO!
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14. WHOO-HOO!
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15. - WELL, IT'S YOUR BABY,
DOUGLAS!
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16. - AAH!
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17. - OK. THIS IS GONNA HURT...
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18. A LOT.
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19. EXPERIENCING A TWIST ENDING
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20. AT THE END OF A MOVIE
CAN BE FUN.
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21. YOU CAN GET IN ON THAT FUN
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22. WITHOUT HAVING TO SIT THROUGH
ALL THAT HOLLYWOOD CRAP.
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23. ENJOY.
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24. - ARE WE STILL GOING TO DO IT?
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25. - TURN TO THE DARK SIDE
AND JOIN ME.
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26. - I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
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27. YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
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28. - NO, LUKE.
I AM YOUR FATHER.
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29. - THAT'S NOT TRUE!
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30. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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31. - AND PRINCESS LEIA
IS YOUR SISTER.
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32. - THAT'S NOT TRUE!
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33. THAT'S... IMPROBABLE.
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34. - AND THE EMPIRE WILL BE
DEFEATED BY EWOKS.
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35. - THAT'S...
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36. VERY UNLIKELY.
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37. - AND AS A CHILD,
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38. I BUILT C-3PO.
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39. - HUH?
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40. - AND THE FORCE?
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41. WELL, THAT'S JUST MICROSCOPIC
BACTERIA IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM
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42. CALLED MIDICHLORIANS.
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43. - LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,
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44. I'M OUT.
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45. - OH, MY GOD!
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46. ANGELA'S THE KILLER,
AND SHE WAS REALLY A BOY!
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47. - OH, MY GOD!
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48. SOMEBODY REMEMBERED
THIS MOVIE
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49. AND WROTE A COMEDY SKETCH
ABOUT IT!
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50. - IS ANYONE THERE?
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51. I COME FROM A VILLAGE
WHERE WE THINK IT'S 1886.
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52. I'VE BROKEN OUR TABOO
ABOUT ENTERING THE FOREST
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53. TO FIND MEDICINE FOR MY FIANCE.
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54. HELLO?
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55. THAT—THAT WAS
A REALLY WEAK TWIST.
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56. - YEAH. SORRY ABOUT THAT, FOLKS.
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57. - WASN'T THAT GREAT?
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58. AND AS AN ADDED TWIST,
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59. I'M JUST 3 DUCKS
IN A MAN COSTUME.
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60. GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.
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61. - OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
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62. - SHE'S GONNA DO IT.
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63. - PREVIOUSLY ON "TEEN TITANS"...
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64. - WE WERE CLEARLY
OUTMATCHED, TEAM,
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65. SO I'VE ADDED
TWO NEW TEAM MEMBERS.
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66. - UH, HUH HUH HUH HUH.
- HUH HUH HUH. YEAH!
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67. HUH HUH HUH. YEAH!
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68. BATMAN!
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69. HUH HUH HUH. BATMAN.
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70. - NICE BELT.
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71. - YEAH! HA HA.
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72. HAVE YOU TWO GONE OVER
THE NEW MISSION SPECS YET?
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73. - HUH HUH. UH, NO.
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74. - BUT YOUR ASSIGNMENT
IS IN THERE.
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75. - HUH HUH HUH! ASS-IGNMENT.
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76. - LISTEN, GUYS.
AREN'T YOU SERIOUS
ABOUT BEING TITANS?
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77. - UH, NO.
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78. - WE CAN'T DEFEAT THIS CREATURE
BY TRADITIONAL MEANS,
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79. SO CYBORG WHIPPED UP
THESE NUCLEAR-POWERED
BATTLE SUITS FOR US.
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80. - IF WAS THAT BEAST DUDE,
I'D BE A MONKEY,
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81. AND I'D WHIP MY OWN CRAP
AT PEOPLE.
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82. - HUH HUH HUH. YEAH.
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83. WHEN HE'S A DOG,
I BET HE LICKS HIS OWN NUT SACK.
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84. - HUH HUH HUH!
THAT WOULD RULE.
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85. - BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD,
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86. DO YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING
TO CONTRIBUTE?
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87. - UH, YEAH.
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88. I HAVE, LIKE,
A QUESTION OR SOMETHING.
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89. THAT CHICK HAS ORANGE BOOBS.
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90. - YEAH. HUH HUH HUH!
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91. - GRRRR!
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92. - HA HA HA!
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93. - YOU GUYS NEED TO APOLOGIZE
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94. TO STARFIRE RIGHT NOW.
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95. - THAT CHICK'S JUST MAD
BECAUSE, LIKE,
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96. GOTH MUSIC SUCKS.
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97. HUH HUH HUH.
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98. - HUH HUH HUH!
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99. - THE PROXIMITY ALARM!
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100. INTO YOUR BATTLE SUITS,
EVERYBODY.
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101. YOU TWO, COME WITH ME.
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102. OUR SUITS ARE POWERED
BY THIS NUCLEAR GENERATOR,
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103. BUT IT WILL ONLY WORK
FOR A SHORT TIME.
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104. YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL,
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105. THEN FLIP THE SWITCH
TO TURN IT ON.
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106. GOT IT?
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107. GOT IT?
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108. GOOD! DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL WIN THIS BATTLE.
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109. WE'RE THE TEEN TITANS.
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110. - I'M HUNGRY.
- YEAH.
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111. - BEAVIS, BUTT-HEAD,
FLIP THE SWITCH.
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112. - NACHOS RULE!
- YEAH.
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113. - GUYS. GUYS?
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114. FLIP THE SWITCH.
FLIP IT NOW!
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115. - UH, WAS THERE, LIKE,
SOMETHING WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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116. - YEAH. WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO, UH,
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117. TURN THE KNOB OR SOMETHING.
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118. - HUH HUH HUH.
"KNOB." HUH HUH.
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119. - WHY? WHY DIDN'T YOU—
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120. BATMAN!
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121. HUH HUH HUH HUH!
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122. - BATMAN.
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123. - ARF!
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124. - FEH! YOU LITTLE BASTARD.
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125. - HUH.
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126. - TODAY MARKS
THE 13th ANNIVERSARY
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127. OF THE DEATH
OF A TRUE BRITISH HERO.
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128. ON THIS DATE IN 1992,
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129. THE GREAT COMEDIC VOICE
OF BENNY HILL
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130. WAS SILENCED FOREVER.
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131. WE NOW TAKE YOU BACK
TO THAT SOMBER DAY.
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132. - OOF!
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133. - SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!
SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!
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134. SERVED! SERVED!
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135. - AND SO EACH HALLOWEEN,
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136. THE GREAT PUMPKIN RISES
OUT OF THE PUMPKIN PATCH
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137. AND GIVES HALLOWEEN PRESENTS
TO ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS.
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138. FOR SOME REASON,
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139. HE'S NEVER ACTUALLY
APPEARED TO ME PERSONALLY.
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140. BUT THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT.
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141. ARISE! ARISE, O GREAT PUMPKIN!
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142. FINALLY!
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143. NOW YOU CAN GIVE ME PRESENTS.
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144. AAH!
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145. - JUST KICK THE BALL,
YOU BLOCKHEAD.
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146. - BUT EVERY TIME I TRY,
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147. YOU JUST TAKE THE BALL AWAY.
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148. - THIS TIME I WON'T.
COME ON ALREADY!
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149. - MAYBE THIS TIME
SHE MEANS IT.
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150. I'M GOING TO DO IT.
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151. I'M GOING TO KICK
THE FOOTBALL.
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152. THIS IS IT!
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153. - AAH!
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154. - THAT'S FOR YEARS
OF HUMILIATION, BITCH.
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155. - WHAT THE—
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156. AAH!
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157. - POOR LINUS.
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158. - THAT BLOCKHEAD.
EVERYONE'S A BLOCKHEAD.
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159. BLOCKHEADS.
BLOCKHEADS. BLOCKHEADS!
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160. - WA WAA WA WA WA WAA.
WA WAA WAA.
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161. - WHAT DID HE SAY?
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162. - UGH! I NEVER HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT ANY ADULT SAYS.
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163. IT'S ALWAYS
THAT "WA WA WA" CRAP.
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164. I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE
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165. TO BURY WHAT LITTLE
THEY FOUND OF LINUS
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166. IN HIS SECURITY BLANKET.
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167. - THAT STUPID BLANKET.
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168. I KNEW HE WAS NEVER
RIGHT IN HIS HEAD.
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169. - OH, MY SWEET BABOO!
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170. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM!
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171. I WON'T LEAVE HIM! I WON'T!
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172. LINUS! LINUS! I CAN'T!
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173. - THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM
THE TIME WE GOT LOST IN FRANCE,
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174. OR WHEN WE ALMOST DROWNED
DURING THE GREAT
RIVER RAFT RACE.
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175. I FEAR JUST HAVING
A POSITIVE ATTITUDE
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176. WITH STRONG CHRISTIAN OVERTONES
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177. WON'T SAVE US THIS TIME.
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178. - HOLD ME, SIR.
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179. - I SAID
"STRONG CHRISTIAN OVERTONES."
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180. I'M AT THE END
OF MY ROPE, LUCY.
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181. EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD
BESIDES YOU AND ME.
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182. - I THOUGHT BEING STUCK
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183. AS A PRE-PUBESCENT BALD KID
FOR 50 YEARS
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184. COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.
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185. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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186. - YOU SHOULD LET
THE GREAT PUMPKIN EAT YOU.
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187. - AUGH!
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188. OOH.
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189. - MEET THE KITE-EATING TREE,
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190. YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH.
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191. - AAH!
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192. - IT'S OVER.
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193. IT'S FINALLY OVER.
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194. REST, MY FRIENDS.
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195. NOW YOU CAN REST.
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196. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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197. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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