Robot Chicken 1x6

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The secrets of The Crying Game, Sleepaway Camp, Star Wars and The Village are exposed in "Welcome to the Spoilers." The Teen Titans strengthen their roster by adding Beavis and Butt-head. Travel back in time to witness Benny Hill's funeral. The Great Pumpkin of Peanuts fame finally shows. Too bad he becomes murderous, and goes on a killing spree.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. - IT'S ALIVE!

3. - GREETINGS.

4. YOU KNOW, FREEDOM OF SPEECH

5. IS THE MOST VALUABLE RIGHT OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

6. AND SO, TO HONOR OUR FIRST AMENDMENT,

7. I WILL NOW FART THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

8. I RECOMMEND YOU VIDEOTAPE THIS MOMENT

9. AND WATCH IT AGAIN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.

10. HA HA HA! OOPS!

11. I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF. HA HA!

12. STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.

13. - WHOO-HOO!

14. WHOO-HOO!

15. - WELL, IT'S YOUR BABY, DOUGLAS!

16. - AAH!

17. - OK. THIS IS GONNA HURT...

18. A LOT.

19. EXPERIENCING A TWIST ENDING

20. AT THE END OF A MOVIE CAN BE FUN.

21. YOU CAN GET IN ON THAT FUN

22. WITHOUT HAVING TO SIT THROUGH ALL THAT HOLLYWOOD CRAP.

23. ENJOY.

24. - ARE WE STILL GOING TO DO IT?

25. - TURN TO THE DARK SIDE AND JOIN ME.

26. - I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!

27. YOU KILLED MY FATHER!

28. - NO, LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER.

29. - THAT'S NOT TRUE!

30. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

31. - AND PRINCESS LEIA IS YOUR SISTER.

32. - THAT'S NOT TRUE!

33. THAT'S... IMPROBABLE.

34. - AND THE EMPIRE WILL BE DEFEATED BY EWOKS.

35. - THAT'S...

36. VERY UNLIKELY.

37. - AND AS A CHILD,

38. I BUILT C-3PO.

39. - HUH?

40. - AND THE FORCE?

41. WELL, THAT'S JUST MICROSCOPIC BACTERIA IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM

42. CALLED MIDICHLORIANS.

43. - LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,

44. I'M OUT.

45. - OH, MY GOD!

46. ANGELA'S THE KILLER, AND SHE WAS REALLY A BOY!

47. - OH, MY GOD!

48. SOMEBODY REMEMBERED THIS MOVIE

49. AND WROTE A COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT IT!

50. - IS ANYONE THERE?

51. I COME FROM A VILLAGE WHERE WE THINK IT'S 1886.

52. I'VE BROKEN OUR TABOO ABOUT ENTERING THE FOREST

53. TO FIND MEDICINE FOR MY FIANCE.

54. HELLO?

55. THAT—THAT WAS A REALLY WEAK TWIST.

56. - YEAH. SORRY ABOUT THAT, FOLKS.

57. - WASN'T THAT GREAT?

58. AND AS AN ADDED TWIST,

59. I'M JUST 3 DUCKS IN A MAN COSTUME.

60. GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.

61. - OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.

62. - SHE'S GONNA DO IT.

63. - PREVIOUSLY ON "TEEN TITANS"...

64. - WE WERE CLEARLY OUTMATCHED, TEAM,

65. SO I'VE ADDED TWO NEW TEAM MEMBERS.

66. - UH, HUH HUH HUH HUH. - HUH HUH HUH. YEAH!

67. HUH HUH HUH. YEAH!

68. BATMAN!

69. HUH HUH HUH. BATMAN.

70. - NICE BELT.

71. - YEAH! HA HA.

72. HAVE YOU TWO GONE OVER THE NEW MISSION SPECS YET?

73. - HUH HUH. UH, NO.

74. - BUT YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS IN THERE.

75. - HUH HUH HUH! ASS-IGNMENT.

76. - LISTEN, GUYS. AREN'T YOU SERIOUS ABOUT BEING TITANS?

77. - UH, NO.

78. - WE CAN'T DEFEAT THIS CREATURE BY TRADITIONAL MEANS,

79. SO CYBORG WHIPPED UP THESE NUCLEAR-POWERED BATTLE SUITS FOR US.

80. - IF WAS THAT BEAST DUDE, I'D BE A MONKEY,

81. AND I'D WHIP MY OWN CRAP AT PEOPLE.

82. - HUH HUH HUH. YEAH.

83. WHEN HE'S A DOG, I BET HE LICKS HIS OWN NUT SACK.

84. - HUH HUH HUH! THAT WOULD RULE.

85. - BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD,

86. DO YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING TO CONTRIBUTE?

87. - UH, YEAH.

88. I HAVE, LIKE, A QUESTION OR SOMETHING.

89. THAT CHICK HAS ORANGE BOOBS.

90. - YEAH. HUH HUH HUH!

91. - GRRRR!

92. - HA HA HA!

93. - YOU GUYS NEED TO APOLOGIZE

94. TO STARFIRE RIGHT NOW.

95. - THAT CHICK'S JUST MAD BECAUSE, LIKE,

96. GOTH MUSIC SUCKS.

97. HUH HUH HUH.

98. - HUH HUH HUH!

99. - THE PROXIMITY ALARM!

100. INTO YOUR BATTLE SUITS, EVERYBODY.

101. YOU TWO, COME WITH ME.

102. OUR SUITS ARE POWERED BY THIS NUCLEAR GENERATOR,

103. BUT IT WILL ONLY WORK FOR A SHORT TIME.

104. YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL,

105. THEN FLIP THE SWITCH TO TURN IT ON.

106. GOT IT?

107. GOT IT?

108. GOOD! DON'T WORRY. WE'LL WIN THIS BATTLE.

109. WE'RE THE TEEN TITANS.

110. - I'M HUNGRY. - YEAH.

111. - BEAVIS, BUTT-HEAD, FLIP THE SWITCH.

112. - NACHOS RULE! - YEAH.

113. - GUYS. GUYS?

114. FLIP THE SWITCH. FLIP IT NOW!

115. - UH, WAS THERE, LIKE, SOMETHING WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO?

116. - YEAH. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO, UH,

117. TURN THE KNOB OR SOMETHING.

118. - HUH HUH HUH. "KNOB." HUH HUH.

119. - WHY? WHY DIDN'T YOU—

120. BATMAN!

121. HUH HUH HUH HUH!

122. - BATMAN.

123. - ARF!

124. - FEH! YOU LITTLE BASTARD.

125. - HUH.

126. - TODAY MARKS THE 13th ANNIVERSARY

127. OF THE DEATH OF A TRUE BRITISH HERO.

128. ON THIS DATE IN 1992,

129. THE GREAT COMEDIC VOICE OF BENNY HILL

130. WAS SILENCED FOREVER.

131. WE NOW TAKE YOU BACK TO THAT SOMBER DAY.

132. - OOF!

133. - SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!

134. SERVED! SERVED!

135. - AND SO EACH HALLOWEEN,

136. THE GREAT PUMPKIN RISES OUT OF THE PUMPKIN PATCH

137. AND GIVES HALLOWEEN PRESENTS TO ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS.

138. FOR SOME REASON,

139. HE'S NEVER ACTUALLY APPEARED TO ME PERSONALLY.

140. BUT THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT.

141. ARISE! ARISE, O GREAT PUMPKIN!

142. FINALLY!

143. NOW YOU CAN GIVE ME PRESENTS.

144. AAH!

145. - JUST KICK THE BALL, YOU BLOCKHEAD.

146. - BUT EVERY TIME I TRY,

147. YOU JUST TAKE THE BALL AWAY.

148. - THIS TIME I WON'T. COME ON ALREADY!

149. - MAYBE THIS TIME SHE MEANS IT.

150. I'M GOING TO DO IT.

151. I'M GOING TO KICK THE FOOTBALL.

152. THIS IS IT!

153. - AAH!

154. - THAT'S FOR YEARS OF HUMILIATION, BITCH.

155. - WHAT THE—

156. AAH!

157. - POOR LINUS.

158. - THAT BLOCKHEAD. EVERYONE'S A BLOCKHEAD.

159. BLOCKHEADS. BLOCKHEADS. BLOCKHEADS!

160. - WA WAA WA WA WA WAA. WA WAA WAA.

161. - WHAT DID HE SAY?

162. - UGH! I NEVER HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ANY ADULT SAYS.

163. IT'S ALWAYS THAT "WA WA WA" CRAP.

164. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE

165. TO BURY WHAT LITTLE THEY FOUND OF LINUS

166. IN HIS SECURITY BLANKET.

167. - THAT STUPID BLANKET.

168. I KNEW HE WAS NEVER RIGHT IN HIS HEAD.

169. - OH, MY SWEET BABOO!

170. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM!

171. I WON'T LEAVE HIM! I WON'T!

172. LINUS! LINUS! I CAN'T!

173. - THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE TIME WE GOT LOST IN FRANCE,

174. OR WHEN WE ALMOST DROWNED DURING THE GREAT RIVER RAFT RACE.

175. I FEAR JUST HAVING A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

176. WITH STRONG CHRISTIAN OVERTONES

177. WON'T SAVE US THIS TIME.

178. - HOLD ME, SIR.

179. - I SAID "STRONG CHRISTIAN OVERTONES."

180. I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE, LUCY.

181. EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD BESIDES YOU AND ME.

182. - I THOUGHT BEING STUCK

183. AS A PRE-PUBESCENT BALD KID FOR 50 YEARS

184. COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.

185. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

186. - YOU SHOULD LET THE GREAT PUMPKIN EAT YOU.

187. - AUGH!

188. OOH.

189. - MEET THE KITE-EATING TREE,

190. YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH.

191. - AAH!

192. - IT'S OVER.

193. IT'S FINALLY OVER.

194. REST, MY FRIENDS.

195. NOW YOU CAN REST.

196. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

197. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—