Robot Chicken 1x20

Directed by

Macaulay Culkin as Little Boy / Bullied Kid / Himself

Napoleon Bonamite pops up as a famous figure from history. Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey. Pennywise the Clown explains why everything floats in the sewers. A weakling turns into the "King of the Beach" with some illegal help. The laughter is canned for the sketch comedy show "You Can't Do That on Robot Chicken."

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> EXTRA! EXTRA!

4. NEWSPAPER BOYS ARE ANACHRONISMS IN MODERN-DAY SOCIETY!

5. READ ALL ABOUT IT!

6. >> DUDE, I HEARD THAT SOME KID ATE SOME POP ROCKS AND DRANK

7. SOME SODA AND HIS STOMACH EXPLODED AND HE DIED, DUDE!

8. >> NO WAY.

9. THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

10. >> I DARE YOU TO DO IT.

11. >> NO WAY.

12. LET'S MAKE MIKEY DO IT.

13. HE'LL TRY ANYTHING.

14. >> I'LL BET YOU A DOLLAR HE DOESN'T.

15. >> LAME!

16. HA HA HA!

17. I KNEW NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

18. >> UGH!

19. >> HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!

20. >> GUYS?

21. UH... GUYS?

22. GUYS?

23. >> MOMMY, MOMMY, THAT BOY OUT

24. THERE IS RUNNING FASTER THAN THE TRAIN!

25. >> WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING STUPID?

26. YOU DON'T GET A BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR.

27. >> WE GOTTA CAP THAT FIRE!

28. >> WHOO!

29. THANKS, MISTER.

30. >> OH, MY GOD!

31. >> MIKEY!

32. >> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

33. UGH!

34. >> ARE WE PATCHED IN?

35. OVER.

36. >> YOU ARE A GO.

37. OVER.

38. >> DOMINO'S PIZZA.

39. >> UM, YEAH, HELLO.

40. I'D LIKE ONE MEAT LOVER'S PIZZA TO BE DELIVERED.

41. >> NO PROBLEM.

42. IF IT ISN'T THERE IN 30 MINUTES, IT'S FREE.

43. LET ME GET THE ADDRESS.

44. >> YEAH, TRY 1414, "WE'RE IN ORBIT AROUND THE PLANET"

45. AVENUE, 'CAUSE WE'RE ON THE SPACE STATION, JERK-WAD!

46. >> THAT'S 23,203 FREE PIZZAS SO

47. FAR!

48. >> SIR, SIR, WE'RE ALL OUT OF TWISTY BREAD.

49. >> LET'S CALL THEM AGAIN!

50. >> SIR, WHO ARE WE GOING TO CONQUER TODAY?

51. >> WHOEVER I FEEL LIKE CONQUERING.

52. GOSH!

53. >> I THINK EUROPE IS WEAK.

54. I DON'T KNOW.

55. WE CAN ATTACK THEM OR SOMETHING.

56. YOU CAN BE EMPEROR MAYBE.

57. AS LONG AS I HAVE MY MULE.

58. >> SWEET!

59. >> SIR, WE'RE OUTNUMBERED.

60. >> I WAS OUTNUMBERED BY NINJAS AND WOLVERINES OVER SUMMER

61. BREAK, BUT I KILLED THEM ALL WITH MY NUNCHUCKS.

62. GOSH!

63. IDIOTS.

64. >> NAPOLEON BONAMITE, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LIVE OUT THE

65. REST OF YOUR DAYS IN EXILE!

66. >> SWEET!

67. >> MY DARLING MRS. FLUFFY BOTTOM, OURS IS A LOVE THAN CAN

68. NEVER BE.

69. >> MEOW.

70. >> EVERYTHING FLOATS DOWN HERE!

71. THAT IS, IF ITS MASS PER UNIT OF VOLUME IS EQUAL TO OR

72. LIGHTER THAN THAT OF WATER.

73. >> COMING THIS FALL TO BRAVO, GET READY FOR...

74. "ASS-PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!" >> ARGH!

75. I LOVE BEING A NAUGHTY PIRATE!

76. >> OOH HO, ARGH!

77. >> BRAVO!

78. SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, WE GOT REALLY, REALLY GAY!

79. >> YOU SEE TIFFANY YET?

80. SHE HIT PUBERTY DURING SUMMER BREAK.

81. >> YOU SERIOUS?

82. OH, MAN, I CAN'T WAIT!

83. PUBERTY RULES!

84. OH, SHH SHH.

85. THERE SHE IS.

86. >> WELL, HELLO, BOYS.

87. >> UH, HEY, TIFFANY.

88. >> YEAH, WHAT'S UP, TIFFANY?

89. GOOD SUMMER?

90. >> HER BOOBS ARE HUGE NOW!

91. >> AWESOME!

92. I WANT TO SQUEEZE 'EM!

93. >> HEY!

94. DON'T!

95. THAT'S SAND.

96. YOU BETTER STOP THAT.

97. >> I RUINED YOUR ICE CREAM!

98. IT'S MY DAY!

99. >> HEY, STOP!

100. HEY, NOW, STOP.

101. >> AH, CHOKE ON IT!

102. HA HA!

103. NERD!

104. >> YOU GONNA TAKE THAT, BOY?

105. >> WOW!

106. IT'S RED-HEADED AFRICAN-AMERICAN BASEBALL GREAT BARRY McGUIRE!

107. >> YES.

108. I'M VERY AMAZING, AND YOU'RE A NERD.

109. BUT IF I TRAIN YOU, YOU WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH BULLIES NO

110. MORE.

111. AND BY "TRAIN," I MEAN INJECT

112. BARRY McGUIRE'S SUPER HAPPY FUN-TIME ANGER GO-GO JUICE.

113. >> SHAZAM!

114. >> ... AND HE WAS ALL, "PLEASE, MISTER, THAT SAND HURTS."

115. >> YEAH, YEAH?

116. AND THEN?

117. >> I KICKED SOME MORE.

118. >> HA HA!

119. YOU ARE A ARTIST!

120. UGH!

121. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

122. >> OH, DEAR.

123. DON'T DO THAT TO ME.

124. >> OH, MAN.

125. THAT LOOKS PAINFUL!

126. >> AARGH!

127. >> DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS.

128. >> VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU THAT ONE OF YOU SHALL BETRAY ME.

129. UGH!

130. JUDAS!

131. HA HA, CHEAP SHOT!

132. OH, LUCKY FOR YOU I'M GONNA TURN THE OTHER—HA HA HA!

133. HEY, THAT'S MY FLESH YOU'RE THROWING THERE.

134. HA HA!

135. >> THIS FALL, GET READY FOR ADVENTURE AND ROMANCE IN THE NEW

136. TV SERIES "LEWIS AND CLARK."

137. >> CLARK, WE'VE FOLLOWED THIS RIVER FOR DAYS.

138. >> WE'LL FOLLOW IT AS FAR AS IT GOES, LEWIS.

139. >> HOW, EXPLORERS.

140. DO YOU NEED DIREC— >> HI-YAH!

141. >> OH, CLARK.

142. >> OH, LEWIS.

143. >> THAT'S, UM... PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE JOKE.

144. >> AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN A LOT MORE RELEVANT 10 YEARS AGO WHEN

145. "LOIS AND CLARK" WAS STILL ON THE AIR.

146. >> I... I HAVE A CONCUSSION.

147. >> HA HA!

148. I NEED SOMETHING TO WHET MY WHISTLE.

149. IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS, JACKASS!

150. >> D'OH!

151. >> NOW, BILLY, YOU MIGHT FEEL

152. BAD ABOUT TAKING THE LIFE OF AN ANIMAL, BUT...

153. >> YEAH!

154. WHAT ELSE DO WE KILL?

155. >> THAT'S MY BOY.

156. >> BAM!

157. ALL RIGHT!

158. DIE!

159. >> OH!

160. >> WHOO!

161. BAM!

162. >> HEY, OH! OH! OH!

163. >> WHOO-HOO!

164. >> UH...

165. >> YEAH!

166. YEAH!

167. DIE!

168. YEAH!

169. ALL RIGHT!

170. YEAH!

171. >> FINALLY OUT OF AMMO THERE,

172. CHIEF?

173. >> TIME TO TAKE OL' PAINLESS OUT OF THE BAG.

174. >> HIGH-CALIBER FUN!

175. HA HA!

176. >> HEY, MILK, YOU'VE EXPIRED.

177. >> WHAT?

178. >> LIFE DAY... RENEW!

179. RENEW!

180. >> GEORGE, DID YOU REMEMBER TO PACK HOPALONGA?

181. >> HELL, YES, I DID.

182. I CAN'T OVERSEE THE MIDDLE EAST PEACE PROCESS WITHOUT GOOD OLD

183. HOPALONG.

184. BANG BANG!

185. YOU'RE DEAD, WOMAN.

186. >> SIR! SIR! SIR!

187. AIR FORCE ONE, IT'S... MISSING!

188. >> OH, PICK UP.

189. PICK UP.

190. PICK UP.

191. >> TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR— HELLO?

192. >> REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY, YOU PLANE SNATCHER!

193. >> OH, SORRY THERE, W.

194. HAD TO BORROW THE OLD AF-1.

195. WE'RE GOING TO BURNING MAN.

196. WHOO-HOO!

197. >> PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS AS THE RIDE MAY GET FUNKY.

198. >> WET BLANKET ALERT ON THE PHONE, Y'ALL!

199. WHO WANTS MORE JELL-O SHOTS?

200. WHOO-HOO!

201. >> SHOOT IT DOWN.

202. >> "BLACKULA VERSUS BLACKENSTEIN VERSUS THE BLACK MUMMY" WILL NOT

203. BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT WE MAY BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM.

204. >> HEY, SARAH.

205. >> YEAH, SETH?

206. >> HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY COUSIN?

207. SHE EATS NOTHING BY PANCAKES.

208. >> WOW.

209. IS SHE OVERWEIGHT?

210. >> ARE YOU KIDDING?

211. SHE'S STACKED!

212. >> HEY, BRECKIN MEYER!

213. >> YEAH, CHINESE RESTAURANT GUY?

214. >> YEAH, YEAH.

215. YOU EVER SEE A CAT-GOPHER?

216. >> CAT-GOPHER?

217. WHAT'S A CAT-GOPHER?

218. >> CAT GO FOR $6 IF I PUT ENOUGH MSG ON IT.

219. >> HA HA!

220. SERIOUSLY, IS THIS THE ONLY PART OF THE SKETCH I'M IN?

221. I JUST SPENT AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES IN TRAFFIC GETTING HERE!

222. GRANTED, IT'S IN A BENZ, BUT THIS IS HORSE.

223. YOU!

224. YOU KNOW WHAT?

225. I'M GOING HOME, OK.

226. YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

227. I WAS IN "GARFIELD," MOTHER.

228. >> SOON YOU WILL BE FREE.

229. >> BLUE SKIES!

230. BARTHY BURGERS!

231. GIRLS!

232. >> I MEANT SOON YOU WILL BE FREE TO WATCH OUR MOVIES ON DEMAND

233. SERVICE.

234. >> THAT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD.

235. >> UNFORTUNATELY, THE ONLY MOVIE WE HAVE ON DEMAND IS "CHRISTMAS

236. WITH THE KRANKS."

237. >> NOOOO!

238. >> MAC, YOU KNOW I'M A VEGETARIAN.

239. >> MILA, THIS IS BARTH'S.

240. THE ONLY REAL MEAT HERE IN THE COCKROACHES.

241. >> I HEARD THAT.

242. >> BLECH!

243. >> BLECH!

244. >> BLECH!

245. >> NOW, THAT'S COMEDY.

246. >> PLEASE WELCOME OUR SPECIAL GUEST TONIGHT, VICE PRESIDENT OF

247. ADULT SWIM, KEITH CROFFORD.

248. >> THANKS, SETH.

249. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU ALL ARE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB

250. ON "ROBOT CHICKEN."

251. >> THAT'S GREAT!

252. SO, WHEN ARE WE GETTING RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON?

253. >> UM... I DON'T KNOW.

254. HA HA HA.

255. YOU'RE CANCELLED.

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