Robot Chicken 1x18

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It's Alien vs. Predator on the battleground of love in a special episode of "First Date". Frogger creates a huge car wreck in this episode. See what the future holds in the Carousel of Tomorrow. Popeye experiences a world without his hamburger-leeching friend in "It's a Wimpy-Filled Life." The modern video game Halo invades the old-school classic Donkey Kong. The cereal spokesbunny Stix Rabbit finds himself a new way to make a buck.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> WELCOME BACK TO "FIRST DATE,"

4. WHERE WE'VE ALREADY MATCHED UP SOME UNLIKELY COUPLES — A GEEK

5. WITH A BEAUTY QUEEN, A BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH A DWARF,

6. AND "JACKASS" STAR STEVE-O WITH SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A LOSER.

7. BUT THIS TIME, WE'VE OUTDONE OURSELVES.

8. SUSAN HAILS FROM LOS ANGELES, AND, LIKE ALL OF US, SHE'S

9. LOOKING TO BE BITTEN — THAT IS, SMITTEN — BY LOVE.

10. >> SO, I WAS, LIKE, RAISED JEWISH, AND FAMILY'S VERY

11. IMPORTANT TO ME.

12. IF MY DAD KNEW HOW IMPORTANT SEX WAS TO ME, I WOULD DIE.

13. >> WHEW!

14. DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS HAS A WILD STREAK.

15. THINK WE CAN FIND SOMEONE TO TAME HER?

16. DOUGLAS IS A PREDATOR FROM NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, WHO PRIDES

17. HIMSELF ON HIS TROPHY COLLECTION.

18. BUT ARE WOMEN JUST PART OF THE HUNT FOR HIM?

19. >> SURE, I RESPECT WOMEN.

20. ONE TIME THIS GIRL I KNEW HAD BIG BOOBS.

21. AND I RESPECT THAT.

22. I'M A GENTLEMAN.

23. IF SOMEONE DISRESPECTS MY GIRL, I'LL SKIN HIM.

24. YOU KNOW, I'M SWEET LIKE THAT.

25. >> ONE'S AN ALIEN, THE OTHER'S A PREDATOR.

26. WILL THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY, OR IS THIS A CASE OF SCIENCE

27. FRICTION?

28. >> OH, HI.

29. >> OH, HI.

30. >> ARE YOU SUSAN?

31. >> YES. NICE TO MEET YOU.

32. >> I'M DOUGLAS.

33. >> [ BUZZ! ]

34. MM, YEAH.

35. BEAUTIFUL DAY WE'RE HAVING.

36. >> YEAH. YEAH. IT'S GREAT.

37. >> SO, WHAT KIND OF GUYS DO YOU USUALLY DATE?

38. >> OH —

39. I DON'T KNOW.

40. I DON'T REALLY HAVE A TYPE.

41. MY FATHER MAY NOT APPROVE OF YOU, THOUGH, SINCE I'M JEWISH

42. AND YOU'RE PREDATOR-AMERICAN.

43. >> OH, HE'S KIND OF PROTECTIVE, HUH?

44. >> YEAH, TOTALLY.

45. HE'S KIND OF TOUGH.

46. [ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ] >> SO...

47. HOW IMPORTANT IS SEX TO YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP?

48. >> OH, I DON'T KNOW.

49. PRETTY IMPORTANT, I GUESS.

50. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT SEX.

51. I GOT TO HAVE IT ALL THE TIME!

52. >> ALL THE TIME, HUH?

53. [ CLANK! ] >> HOT TUBS ARE NICE, AREN'T

54. THEY?

55. I ALSO LOVE THE WAY THE MOONLIGHT ON THE WATER BRINGS

56. OUT THE SHINE ON YOUR GIANT SHELL.

57. >> OH!

58. [ CROWD BOOING, JEERING ] >> DON'T DO IT!

59. >> YOU CAN DO BETTER!

60. EW! YUCK!

61. >> SO, IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.

62. YOU'RE, UM, YOU'RE A REALLY NICE PERSON.

63. >> UGH!

64. >> OH, MY GOD.

65. I'M SO SORRY.

66. >> >> ARE YOU OKAY?

67. UM...

68. >> >> YOU WANT A BAND-AID?

69. >> WHOA-HO.

70. THAT DATE DIDN'T END WELL, DID IT, FOLKS?

71. THINK THEY'LL EVER GO OUT AGAIN?

72. LET'S CHECK BACK AND ASK THEM.

73. GUESS NOT.

74. >> SECTOR 5 IS CLEAR.

75. BUT WE SHOULD CHECK AGAIN BEFORE WE —

76. >> HOLY...

77. ROGERS, WHAT IS THAT THING?

78. >> OH, MY GOD!

79. TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HER.

80. >> I'LL TELL HER YOU DIED A HERO.

81. NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

82. ROGERS!

83. >> YEAH!

84. I... AM... GOD!

85. >> HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE TRUCK!

86. IT'S GONNA BLOW!

87. >> CAN ANYBODY HELP THIS GUY GET OUT?

88. >> NOW'S OUR CHANCE, BOYS.

89. >> TETSUO!

90. >> WELCOME BACK TO THE "CAROUSEL OF TOMORROW," WHERE WE

91. LOOK AT HUMANITY'S MARCH INTO THE FUTURE.

92. CAN YOU IMAGINE, EXCITED VIEWERS, WHAT MARVELS THE

93. 21st CENTURY HOLDS?

94. WHY, JUST IMAGINE — THE CHINESE SAY THEY'RE GOING TO LAND A MAN

95. ON THE MOON BY THE YEAR 2020.

96. WHAT WOULD THAT BE LIKE, DO YOU THINK?

97. >> MEOW. MEOW.

98. MEOW!

99. >> INSPIRING.

100. AS WE REACH TOWARD SPACE, WE ALSO LOOK INWARD.

101. THE UNLOCKING OF THE HUMAN GENOME WILL ALLOW THE BIRTH OF

102. PERFECT BABIES IN THE FUTURE.

103. WHY, THINK OF A WORLD WITHOUT DISEASE... OR MIDGETS —

104. WHERE EVERY CHILD IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

105. >> SIEG HEIL!

106. >> AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT AS HIGH-SPEED INTERNET ACCESS

107. IMPROVES, DOCTORS CAN PERFORM COMPLICATED SURGERIES WITHOUT

108. LEAVING THE BEACH?

109. [ WHIRRING, THUMPING ] YOU WILL.

110. AND IN THE FUTURE,

111. VIRTUAL-REALITY SEX WILL BE PERFECTED, AND SOCIETY WILL BE

112. FOREVER CHANGED.

113. >> MR. WEMBLEY?

114. >> YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU, BITCH?

115. >> WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP.

116. >> MAYOR McCHEESE!

117. MAYOR McCHEESE!

118. HOW DO YOUR VIEWS DIFFER FROM GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER, GIVEN

119. THAT'S HE'S A REPUBLICAN, AND YOU HAVE A CHEESEBURGER FOR A

120. HEAD?

121. >> IT'S A BIRTH DEFECT!

122. I'VE DEALT WITH PREJUDICE ALL MY

123. LIFE.

124. >> MR. MAYOR!

125. MR. MAYOR!

126. THERE HAVE BEEN ALLEGATIONS THAT YOU'VE TAKEN WOMEN TO MOTEL

127. ROOMS AND PAID THEM TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ON YOUR CHEST.

128. >> UH, UH, UH...

129. ROBBLE, ROBBLE, ROBBLE, ROBBLE.

130. >> OH, DON'T GET ANY BLOOD ON THE NEW CARPET.

131. >> AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE JUDAIC SUPERSPY IS BACK IN ACTION.

132. >> NEVER MESS WITH A MAN'S ROTH IRA!

133. >> NOW, THE HOOD-MOUNTED GATLING GUNS ARE QUITE DEADLY.

134. >> HOW MANY MILES PER GALLON?

135. >> UH, 25 OR SO.

136. NOW, THE SMOKE-SCREEN GENERATOR —

137. >> IS THAT HIGHWAY OR CITY MILEAGE?

138. YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK, GOYFINGER?

139. >> NO, MR. HASHANAH.

140. I EXPECT YOU TO EAT THIS BLT!

141. >> THAT'S NOT KOSHER!

142. >> THIS SUMMER, GET CHILLIN'

143. WITH THE TEFILLIN.

144. >> I WOULD GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A HAMBURGER TODAY.

145. GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!

146. I WOULD GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY —

147. >> NO DEAL, WIMPY.

148. >> OH, NO!

149. >> HEH!

150. >> NO MORE HAMBURGERS FOR OLD

151. WIMPY.

152. >> DON'T DO THAT, DEAR BOY.

153. >> WHY NOT?

154. >> WHY, JUST LOOK AT WHAT EVERYONE'S LIVES WOULD BE LIKE

155. WITHOUT YOU.

156. WITHOUT YOU, WITHOUT YOU.

157. >> GOOD JOB, BLUTO.

158. >> NICE HAIR, POPEYE!

159. [ BOING! BOING! ] >> BOUNCY-BOUNCY.

160. >> THANKS FOR CURING CANCER,

161. ALICE THE GOON.

162. >> OH, WELL, SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.

163. >> HUH?

164. WH-O-O-OA!

165. HAMBURGER!

166. [ SPRAY! ] >> I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED.

167. I'LL PUT MY WEDDING RING ON A STICK.

168. EEK!

169. A CROPSE BRIDE!

170. >> THAT'S NOT A STICK.

171. THAT'S MY HAND.

172. NOW WE'RE MARRIED, JOHNNY DEPP!

173. >> EEK!

174. >> All: SKELETON DANCE, SKELETON DANCE.

175. FUNKY, FUNKY SKELETON DANCE.

176. >> HERE.

177. >> THANK YOU FOR THE PRESENT.

178. >> BARK, BARK, BARK.

179. >> HOORAY!

180. MY DEAD DOG.

181. >> WHY IS THE DOG DEAD?

182. >> BECAUSE DOGS DIE.

183. >> NOT MY DOG.

184. >> UH-HUH.

185. >> NUH-UNH.

186. >> UH-HUH.

187. >> >> NOW I WILL DRINK THE POISON

188. SO WE CAN BE MARRIED, CROPSE BRIDE.

189. >> IT'S CORPSE BRIDE!

190. >> I LOVE YOU, JOHNNY DEPP!

191. >> HO, HO, HO.

192. IT WAS I WHO KILLED THE COPIES BRIDE.

193. >> CORPSE!

194. >> NOW I FIGHT YOU!

195. >> FIGHT!

196. >> FIRE, FIRE, BANG, BANG!

197. >> STOP MOTION!

198. >> NOW DRINK THIS POISON!

199. >> OKAY.

200. UH-OH.

201. I'M DEAD.

202. >> AND REMEMBER...

203. >> YEECH!

204. >> DON'T DRINK POISON.

205. >> IT'S POISON.

206. >>

207. >> WHAZUUUP, PONDA?

208. LET'S BUST OUT EARLY AND HIT THAT NEW CANTINA ACROSS THE

209. STREET.

210. COME ON!

211. ONE DRINK AIN'T GONNA KILL YA!

212. >> >> LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA EAT A

213. BUNCH OF BANANAS AFTER THAT?

214. HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

215. >> I'M SORRY.

216. >> I DON'T LIKE YOU, EITHER.

217. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF.

218. WE'RE WANTED MEN.

219. I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS.

220. >> I'LL BE CAREFUL.

221. >> YOU'LL BE DEAD.

222. >> GEE, PONDA, I JUST DON'T SEE

223. HOW YOU CAN KEEP DESIGNING WITH NO DRAWING ARM.

224. I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

225. BA-GAWK! BAWK.