1. Ladies and gentlemen,
it all comes down to this.Copy !req
2. Five, four, three,
two...Copy !req
3. - For the win!Copy !req
4. You're gonna have
to work a lot harder,Copy !req
5. you wanna make that shot.Copy !req
6. Why don't you run
those drills I taught you?Copy !req
7. Now go on in, wash up.Copy !req
8. I'm heading to the game.
Your mom's gonna bring you
around later on.Copy !req
9. - I-I wanna come with you.
Sit on the bench.
- No way.Copy !req
10. You don't get to sit there
just 'cause you're my son.Copy !req
11. But I'll tell you what.
You take a shot right nowCopy !req
12. from right where
you're standing,
it goes in,Copy !req
13. you can come sit
on my team's bench.Copy !req
14. - Really?
- Come on.Copy !req
15. - Okay, okay.
- Show me what you've got.
Let's go.Copy !req
16. Win this.Copy !req
17. - Ah. Like I said,
you got work to do.Copy !req
18. - Come on. You're really
not gonna let me come?
- 'Course not.Copy !req
19. You want to succeed?Copy !req
20. You gotta work harder,
be better than
everybody else.Copy !req
21. Otherwise you're gonna
end up some Joe Nobody.Copy !req
22. Dead-end job, no life,
and...Copy !req
23. nothing to show for it.Copy !req
24. No.Copy !req
25. Not me.Copy !req
26. I'm gonna be great.
Just like you.Copy !req
27. One Kreamy King ThunderSnow,Copy !req
28. with peanut butter crumbles.Copy !req
29. Oh.Copy !req
30. Can you just give it to me?Copy !req
31. I'm trying to get to Atlanta
before rush hour traffic.Copy !req
32. Kreamy King policy.
I gotta do that.Copy !req
33. But... I'll tell you what.Copy !req
34. I put a little
something extra
in there for ya.Copy !req
35. Oh, I didn't, uh,
need any—Copy !req
36. Well, I know.
But sometimes you
ask for one thing,Copy !req
37. and then you get
a little somethin' extra
you didn't expect.Copy !req
38. Kind of like how
I'm the manager here, but, uh...Copy !req
39. Surprise.Copy !req
40. I'm also a basketball coach.Copy !req
41. Yep.
Got a game tonight,
in fact,Copy !req
42. - if you wanna come on down.
- Beatrice: Robbie...Copy !req
43. I brought you
my old camcorder
like you asked me to.Copy !req
44. Beatrice, seriously,
I'm trying to get laid
right now. You're—Copy !req
45. - Ew.
- What, am I misreading that?Copy !req
46. Are you looking for like,
a long-term relationship?
You're in Atlanta!Copy !req
47. - It's 30 miles out.
- It's a swing and a miss.Copy !req
48. Beatrice, did you tape
your husband's funeral?Copy !req
49. Yeah.Copy !req
50. That's disgusting.
You're gross.Copy !req
51. You're lucky the government
makes me let you work here.Copy !req
52. - And have fun!Copy !req
53. - Woo-hoo!
- Robbie: There we go.
There we go.Copy !req
54. There we go.
There we go.Copy !req
55. I got someone waitin'
to come in for you.Copy !req
56. Think about that.Copy !req
57. Red, we're going this way!Copy !req
58. That's a travel!Copy !req
59. Father Tom,
that's a travel!Copy !req
60. - Time out.Copy !req
61. ♪ So rise and shineCopy !req
62. What are we
doin' out there?Copy !req
63. What is truly happening
on the court right now?Copy !req
64. I genuinely cannot tell
if you're playing the sport
of basketball.Copy !req
65. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't watch the dumb
puppet show. Look at this.Copy !req
66. Davis, I want you
to get to the post, okay?Copy !req
67. Sean, slip underneath.Copy !req
68. Don't be afraid to
shuffle your feet
a little bit, okay?Copy !req
69. Father Tom, he ain't
called shit all night.Copy !req
70. Here we go.
Hands in. Hands in.Copy !req
71. "Basketball" on three.
Here we go.Copy !req
72. - One, two, three.
- All: Basketball.Copy !req
73. - Robbie: Okay.Copy !req
74. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
75. Hot damn!Copy !req
76. That's a turkey, Coach.Copy !req
77. I bet $100 you roll again,
you won't even get two.Copy !req
78. I'll get in on
that action right now.Copy !req
79. Well, I never thought
I'd see the day my son
bought a round of drinks.Copy !req
80. Yeah, well,
happy retirement.Copy !req
81. And also, you have
a tab open at the bar.Copy !req
82. We need to talk.Copy !req
83. I cannot coach church league
basketball anymore, okay?Copy !req
84. It is so far beneath me.Copy !req
85. I wanna be the next coachCopy !req
86. of the Carter High School
cougars.Copy !req
87. Robbie, I just
spent 40 years
coaching that team.Copy !req
88. They're talking
to real coaches.Copy !req
89. Well, now, what the hell
does that mean?
I am a real coach, Dad.Copy !req
90. - Janie: Hey, Robbie.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
91. I didn't know you was here.Copy !req
92. Yeah, no, I was trying
to sort of keep it
on the down low.Copy !req
93. Have a private convo
with my dad.Copy !req
94. Aw, that's so nice.
Hey, do you want the rest
of this beer?Copy !req
95. - They're done with it.
- No.Copy !req
96. No, that's disgusting.Copy !req
97. I think that we'll pass
on the used beer.Copy !req
98. Okay. More for me.Copy !req
99. Hey, I get off work
later at 2:00,
if you wanna come by.Copy !req
100. We can sit in the parking lot.
It'll be real empty.Copy !req
101. No, I— Two a.m.?
Empty parking lot?Copy !req
102. Wow, that sounds
like a lot of fun.Copy !req
103. You know me
so well, Janie.Copy !req
104. I know you pretty well.Copy !req
105. I know what your dick
tastes like.Copy !req
106. Oh, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
107. - That's my dad right there.
- Hi, Coach.Copy !req
108. We'll take a fresh
pitcher of beer.
Unused, please.Copy !req
109. You got it. See ya later.Copy !req
110. That is so strange.
I don't even really know her.Copy !req
111. Are we done here?
I got frames waiting.Copy !req
112. No, no, no, no.
We're not done.Copy !req
113. Look, I just need you
to call BaileyCopy !req
114. and set up the interview.
That's it.Copy !req
115. Robbie, I can't just
get you things.Copy !req
116. I'm your son! You're my dad.Copy !req
117. - Robbie, Robbie.
- Just say yes.Copy !req
118. Say right now you'll do it.
Just say that you'll do it.Copy !req
119. "Son, I'll do it.
Son, I wanna help you."
Just say it.Copy !req
120. I swear on Mom's grave
that I will not stop askingCopy !req
121. - until you say you'll do it.
- Robbie, Robbie, all right.
Enough.Copy !req
122. - I tell you what.Copy !req
123. You roll a strike right now,Copy !req
124. I'll get you an interview.Copy !req
125. - Is that real?
You being real right now?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
126. - All right.
Challenge accepted.
- Okay.Copy !req
127. What the hell is he doing?Copy !req
128. Shut up, Scrap.
I bowl granny-style,
all right?Copy !req
129. The holes hurt my fingers.Copy !req
130. Get on with it, Robbie.Copy !req
131. Win this.Copy !req
132. Yes!Copy !req
133. - Yes!
- Yes!Copy !req
134. - Yes.
- Yes!Copy !req
135. - Yes.
- Both: Yes.Copy !req
136. - Yeah.
- Yes.Copy !req
137. - Yeah.
- Yes!Copy !req
138. - Yeah. Yeah!Copy !req
139. - Yeah!
- Janie: Yeah!Copy !req
140. Tomorrow's a big day,
Janie.Copy !req
141. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm finally clawing my wayCopy !req
142. outta my dad's shadow.Copy !req
143. Uh, doing the exact
same thing he did?Copy !req
144. Yes, Janie.Copy !req
145. I'm trying to be vulnerable
with you right nowCopy !req
146. and you're ruining it.Copy !req
147. - Sorry!
- Okay.Copy !req
148. Well, Beatrice, I'd say
that I'm gonna miss you,Copy !req
149. but honestly,
I'm not sure you and ICopy !req
150. ever really hit it off.Copy !req
151. Since you're quittin',
do I get to be manager?Copy !req
152. It's not really my call,
but I'll tell you what.Copy !req
153. If you take this box
out to my car,Copy !req
154. I'll put in a good word
with corporate.Copy !req
155. Hey, Robbie.Copy !req
156. Hey... va.Copy !req
157. You here for ice cream?
Did you ice cream yet?Copy !req
158. I need to talk to you.Copy !req
159. All right, well,
this is, uh,
my place of business,Copy !req
160. so I do not want
to talk to someoneCopy !req
161. who has ripped my heart
out of my body.Copy !req
162. That was ten years ago.Copy !req
163. I'll tell you what,
it feels like ten minutes ago.Copy !req
164. Given the fact that Facebook
keeps updating me on all the...Copy !req
165. cool stuff you got going on
down in Atlanta.Copy !req
166. Tried to delete
my account several times.
They don't make it easy.Copy !req
167. And I'm very addicted
to social media right now.Copy !req
168. I know I sure am.Copy !req
169. My name is Beatrice
and I'm addicted to
Candy Crush.Copy !req
170. How are you even
a real person?Copy !req
171. My God.
Go take that
out to the car.Copy !req
172. You see that kid over there?Copy !req
173. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
174. I recognize him
from some of your...Copy !req
175. posts on Facebook.Copy !req
176. He's your son.Copy !req
177. Bullshit.Copy !req
178. Robbie, talk to me.Copy !req
179. You're just smearing
ice cream all over the table.Copy !req
180. Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that a weird thing to doCopy !req
181. when someone just got told
they have a kid?Copy !req
182. 'Cause I wouldn't know.Copy !req
183. It's never happened
to me before.Copy !req
184. I know.
I should have told you.Copy !req
185. I just really
didn't want you
to be the dad.Copy !req
186. Ooh. Well, good.Copy !req
187. 'Cause I also don't
want to be the dad.Copy !req
188. I mean, are we sure
that he's even mine?Copy !req
189. He's obviously bi-racial.Copy !req
190. And you're the only white guy
I've ever slept with.Copy !req
191. Okay. Well.Copy !req
192. Let me ask you this.Copy !req
193. Have you ever slept with
a really light-skinned
black dude?Copy !req
194. Because for all I know,Copy !req
195. that guy's the dad.Copy !req
196. You're not the dad.
I mean, you might be a dad.Copy !req
197. I don't know you.
Sorry.Copy !req
198. - Ava: Robbie.
- I'm sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
199. It's actually Kreamy King policyCopy !req
200. that you can't be
on the premises
unless you order something.Copy !req
201. - I'll have a ThunderSnow.
- Great.Copy !req
202. I'm not asking you
to be a part of his life.Copy !req
203. Good. Because I'm not
a part of his life.Copy !req
204. It's been 10 years.Copy !req
205. I've missed everything.Copy !req
206. I missed his first steps,
his first words.Copy !req
207. His first R-rated movie.Copy !req
208. Did you already show him
Die Har?Copy !req
209. - Robbie...
- Look at me right now.Copy !req
210. - Did you already
show him Die Har?
- Yes.Copy !req
211. - But he's been asking
to meet you.Copy !req
212. And he's a good kid.Copy !req
213. But he's been screwing around
at school lately,Copy !req
214. and I have to go meet
his principal today.Copy !req
215. Uh-oh.
Sounds like someone's
not a good mom.Copy !req
216. So, while I go do that,
I decided, fine.Copy !req
217. He can meet his dad.
So he can see what
his life would be likeCopy !req
218. if he didn't
get his shit together.Copy !req
219. Well, that is interesting.Copy !req
220. Because after many years
of very hard work,Copy !req
221. I'm about to land
my dream job, so...Copy !req
222. kind of picked a bad day
to show him I'm not awesome.Copy !req
223. Great. Then you can
bring him with you.Copy !req
224. I'd love to.Copy !req
225. My final ThunderSnow.Copy !req
226. I don't want that.Copy !req
227. Well, what am I
supposed to do with it?Copy !req
228. I wanna make it very clearCopy !req
229. that I do not
take responsibility
for you as my son.Copy !req
230. You are your own man.
You understand that?Copy !req
231. - I think so.
- Good.Copy !req
232. Today is about me,
and is about my life.Copy !req
233. So what we're gonna do
is we're gonna go get my suit,Copy !req
234. and we're gonna go
down to the high schoolCopy !req
235. where I am gonna be anointedCopy !req
236. the new head coach
of the Carter Cougars.Copy !req
237. - Now, how's that ice cream?
- Never had one of these before.Copy !req
238. You never had a ThunderSnow?
Does your mom hate you?Copy !req
239. I'm lactose intolerant.Copy !req
240. I genuinely hate it
when people say that.Copy !req
241. - Ho! Janie!
- Oh, hi!Copy !req
242. I didn't know
you were coming back.Copy !req
243. I told you you
can't be in my house
when I'm not here.Copy !req
244. That's my number-one rule.Copy !req
245. I like being
a little homemaker.Copy !req
246. Sometimes I like to pretend
like there's a baby
in the next room.Copy !req
247. - Well, there's no need do that.
- Mm-hmm. There will be someday.Copy !req
248. - No, there will not.
There will never be.
- Oh.Copy !req
249. Robbie, there's a boy
in your apartment.Copy !req
250. Oh, yeah. This, uh,
this is, uh, Caleb.Copy !req
251. - He's a homeless youth
that I'm mentoring right now.
- Janie: Oh.Copy !req
252. Um, so I'm gonna
step into the other room,
put my suit on.Copy !req
253. Do not talk to him.
Don't even look at him.Copy !req
254. - And I'd like you
to put those eggs back.
- Okay, love you.Copy !req
255. Hi.Copy !req
256. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
257. Do you have one of those
diseases where you can't talk?Copy !req
258. - Robbie: Janie!
- What?Copy !req
259. I said don't talk to him!Copy !req
260. I'm just asking
if he's got a diseaseCopy !req
261. that makes him not say nothin'.Copy !req
262. Do you mean deafness?Copy !req
263. Yeah.Copy !req
264. Okay. If he had that,Copy !req
265. how would he even
reply to you?Copy !req
266. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
267. See?
He can talk just fine.Copy !req
268. Your suit is all wrinkled.Copy !req
269. You should go
put on another one.Copy !req
270. I can't.
This is the only suit
that I own.Copy !req
271. I told you to be a man!Copy !req
272. I don't care if
you're lactose intolerant.Copy !req
273. If a man has to vomit,
he swallows it.Copy !req
274. And if he chokes on it, well,
then that's just how he dies.Copy !req
275. Sorry.Copy !req
276. Never apologize.Copy !req
277. Sorry I barked at you.Copy !req
278. Shit!Copy !req
279. What the hell?Copy !req
280. Hey, Robbie.Copy !req
281. You're coming into
my house all nude,Copy !req
282. you got some kid
in your truck.Copy !req
283. - What's goin' on?
- Well.Copy !req
284. Not nude anymore, am I?Copy !req
285. - What are you doing?
- I gotta borrow your suit
for my interview.Copy !req
286. - I got throw-up all over mine.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
287. Not that suit.Copy !req
288. - Why not?
It's your lucky suit.
- It's not lucky.Copy !req
289. Um, you wore it both times
you won the state championship.Copy !req
290. I'd say that's
pretty lucky, Dad.Copy !req
291. There's no such thing as luck.Copy !req
292. Hard work won me those titles.Copy !req
293. Okay, great.
Then let me wear it.Copy !req
294. - What are you doin'?Copy !req
295. - What are you doin'?Copy !req
296. - I will fight you.
- You're gonna have to.Copy !req
297. - You want me to fight you.
- Bring it on.Copy !req
298. All right. Start off with
a little push like that, then.Copy !req
299. - Don't push me.
- Don't push me, then.Copy !req
300. - Hey, hey. Don't push me.
- I'll push you.Copy !req
301. - No, you swatted at me.
- Get your hands off me.Copy !req
302. You're pushing
and swatting
at the same time.Copy !req
303. Now you're
patting—Copy !req
304. - Let go of my arm.
- Let go of my arm!Copy !req
305. - Ow!
- Don't you hit my TV!Copy !req
306. - Then don't push me
into the TV!
- Don't hit my TV!Copy !req
307. - You're pushing me
into the TV.Copy !req
308. Dad, look at yourself.Copy !req
309. Just look at yourself right now.Copy !req
310. - Look at what—
Ow. You're cheating.
- Aah!Copy !req
311. - Yeah?
- You are cheating.Copy !req
312. Wuss.Copy !req
313. Oh. Don't you do it.Copy !req
314. I'm gonna get that job, Dad.
Wish me luck.Copy !req
315. Grown men don't wish!Copy !req
316. Precision.Copy !req
317. Dedication.Copy !req
318. Perseverance.Copy !req
319. Knowledge.Copy !req
320. These are but a few
of the many wordsCopy !req
321. that describe what I bringCopy !req
322. to coaching the game
of basketball.Copy !req
323. But I don't just
know basketball.Copy !req
324. I am basketball.Copy !req
325. Oh. That, okay,
that's not suppose—
That's, no, okay.Copy !req
326. Sorry about that.Copy !req
327. That's, uh, my coworker's
husband's funeral.Copy !req
328. That's very impressive, Robbie.Copy !req
329. You're the first person
I've interviewedCopy !req
330. who brought along
a visual aid.Copy !req
331. And a young child.Copy !req
332. It's— Oh, yeah. Him.Copy !req
333. Um, that is...Copy !req
334. Uh, that's my Make-a-Wish kid.Copy !req
335. His dying wish was actually
to get to hang outCopy !req
336. with a really great
basketball coach.Copy !req
337. So...Copy !req
338. Okay. Well,Copy !req
339. I'll just ask you
the same question
I ask everybody.Copy !req
340. Uh, why do you want the job?Copy !req
341. Uh, mostly for the chicks.Copy !req
342. No, I'm cuttin' you up, Bailey.
It's not, not for the chicks.Copy !req
343. That's not why. Um...Copy !req
344. You know, I, I really think
it's because of my dad.Copy !req
345. Um,Copy !req
346. the happiest moment
of my entire lifeCopy !req
347. was the night that he won
that first state championship.Copy !req
348. And, uh, everybody
was screamin' and yellin'.Copy !req
349. And he looked at me,Copy !req
350. and he said, "Remember this.Copy !req
351. Remember how good
it feels to win."Copy !req
352. Then took me out
for my first Kreamy King.Copy !req
353. Wow, Robbie, that's,
that's genuinely touching.Copy !req
354. Uh, and I'm—
Hey, thanks for coming in.Copy !req
355. Just say that I have the job.
Just say you'll hire me.Copy !req
356. Hire me, Bailey. Right now.Copy !req
357. Just say that you'll hire me.
Say that I have the job.Copy !req
358. Bailey, look at
that kid right there.Copy !req
359. That kid is a Make-a-Wish kid.Copy !req
360. You are literally killing himCopy !req
361. if you don't hire me right now.Copy !req
362. Just say it.
Just say that I have the job.Copy !req
363. I can't.Copy !req
364. We already hired somebody.Copy !req
365. Wh— What?Copy !req
366. Why would you even do that?Copy !req
367. Why wouldn't you
consult my dad first?Copy !req
368. But, no, Robbie,
your dad already knows.Copy !req
369. Uh, it was his decision.Copy !req
370. Bullshit.Copy !req
371. This is the only thing
I ever wanted.Copy !req
372. Dads say they care about you,Copy !req
373. but they only care
about themselves, Caleb.Copy !req
374. Caleb?Copy !req
375. Caleb, do you play basketball?Copy !req
376. My friends call me
Doctor Downtown.Copy !req
377. I don't think anybody
on my team even shoots
from this far away.Copy !req
378. I don't know if they
even could if they tried.Copy !req
379. Caleb, do you have
any idea what this means?Copy !req
380. I mean, there isn't
one person in this town
that believes in me.Copy !req
381. I mean, hell, my own dad
doesn't even believe in me.Copy !req
382. And if they don't want me
to be the king of this court,Copy !req
383. well, guess what?
I don't need it.Copy !req
384. 'Cause you know what, Caleb?Copy !req
385. You are my son,Copy !req
386. and I am your dad,
and I do believe in you.Copy !req
387. So let me ask you
something, Caleb.Copy !req
388. How would you like to play
church league basketball?Copy !req
389. I can't.
Mom would never let me play.Copy !req
390. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
391. Is it 'cause of
the lactose thing?Copy !req
392. Is it 'cause your bones
will break or somethin'
like that?Copy !req
393. - I got bad grades.Copy !req
394. I thought you were gonna
talk about something real.Copy !req
395. Bad grades.Copy !req
396. I got bad grades
my whole life.
Look at me now.Copy !req
397. You're a manager
of a Kreamy King.Copy !req
398. Yeah, well, not anymore,
'cause I quit.Copy !req
399. Which in retrospect
was maybe a little bit...Copy !req
400. hasty of a decision to make,
but I'll tell you what.Copy !req
401. I'm free now.Copy !req
402. Free to fly. Okay.Copy !req
403. All right,
let's get outta here.Copy !req
404. You know, I'm actually
more of a paint player.
Post up.Copy !req
405. The Bible says that every son
shall smite his own father,Copy !req
406. so really, we're just doin'
what God told us to do.Copy !req
407. Splash that gas
all over that suit, please.Copy !req
408. I was never good enough
for your mom.Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. Nothing.
Think you got
enough on there.Copy !req
411. Why don't you step back now,Copy !req
412. 'cause it's about
to get very hot.Copy !req
413. Robbie.Copy !req
414. What in the hell
are you doing out here?Copy !req
415. Looks like a damn Klan rally.Copy !req
416. Well, that's not at all
what we're do—Copy !req
417. I mean, that kid's biracial,Copy !req
418. so he wouldn't
participate in that.Copy !req
419. And neither would I,
'cause I'm not in the Klan.Copy !req
420. Hate the Klan, actually.Copy !req
421. Kid, run around back.
Grab the hose.Copy !req
422. Is that my suit?Copy !req
423. You care more about that suit
than you've ever cared about me.Copy !req
424. Oh, come on.
You know that's not true.Copy !req
425. Yeah, well, then
why would you do it, Dad?Copy !req
426. Why would you send me
to an interviewCopy !req
427. instead of telling me that
you already picked somebody?Copy !req
428. 'Cause you don't take "no"
for an answer.Copy !req
429. I never thought
you'd hit that strike.Copy !req
430. That's what I'm talking
about right now.Copy !req
431. No matter what I do,
you don't believe in me.Copy !req
432. Robbie, there's nothing
I could do.Copy !req
433. The woman we hired has coached
middle school basketballCopy !req
434. - for five years.
- Go back.
Did you say a woman?Copy !req
435. - You hired a woman?
- Yes, Robbie.Copy !req
436. 'Cause she's a good coach.
She's done the work.Copy !req
437. And you know something else?Copy !req
438. She doesn't run around
in her underwear all dayCopy !req
439. - setting fires
with some weird kid.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
440. You want to know somethin', Dad?
That weird kid...Copy !req
441. That weird kid...
is your grandson.Copy !req
442. Bullshit.Copy !req
443. All right, here she comes.Copy !req
444. Now remember,
don't mention basketball.Copy !req
445. Or ice cream. Or barf.
Or arson.Copy !req
446. - Caleb!Copy !req
447. Grades are important, dude.Copy !req
448. Ava, hey.Copy !req
449. I was just laying
into Caleb, here,Copy !req
450. for being such
a lazy student.Copy !req
451. Caleb, you doing all right?Copy !req
452. I'm fine.
When can I see Dad again?Copy !req
453. Ha ha ha ho!Copy !req
454. That's something
me and your mom
gotta chat about.Copy !req
455. Now that we're co-parenting.Copy !req
456. Caleb, go to the car.Copy !req
457. Aw.Copy !req
458. Bye, Dad.Copy !req
459. Why does he smell like gasoline?Copy !req
460. We really did have
a lot of fun today.Copy !req
461. - And, uh, I'd like
to do it again.Copy !req
462. I was thinking maybe
three times a week.Copy !req
463. Tuesdays, Thursdays,
and Saturdays.Copy !req
464. Is that when your
church basketball team
practices?Copy !req
465. My what?
I don't have a church—Copy !req
466. Robbie, don't try to trick me.Copy !req
467. I want Caleb to
get to know his dad,Copy !req
468. but what did you think
was gonna happen?Copy !req
469. He's gonna play on your team
for an entire season,Copy !req
470. and I somehow wouldn't notice
that he was sweaty and tiredCopy !req
471. every time I picked him up?Copy !req
472. Just please let him play.
Okay?Copy !req
473. I need him. And you know,Copy !req
474. maybe he needs me, too.Copy !req
475. Okay.Copy !req
476. - Fine.Copy !req
477. But if you ever hurt him,Copy !req
478. I will kill you
with my bare hands.Copy !req
479. Okay. Well, just know that
I am gonna fight back.Copy !req
480. I'm not just gonna
let you kill me.Copy !req
481. Bye, Robbie.Copy !req
482. - Hey, Beatrice.Copy !req
483. - What?
- Turns out I'm gonna need
my old job back.Copy !req
484. Too late.Copy !req
485. I've already called corporate.Copy !req
486. And they gave you the bump.Copy !req
487. Fine. I can only work
a few shifts a week, anyways.Copy !req
488. I got a team to coach.Copy !req
489. Bullshit.Copy !req
490. Read a book.Copy !req