1. - Whoo!
- We did it!Copy !req
2. - I can't believe
we got away with it.Copy !req
3. Guys, we just pulled off
the biggest prankCopy !req
4. in MC University history.Copy !req
5. We're legends.Copy !req
6. They're going to
make us a statue.Copy !req
7. That's right.Copy !req
8. How is MC State going to
beat us at footballCopy !req
9. when they can't even keep
track of their own mascot?Copy !req
10. - Come on out, little buddy.Copy !req
11. Welcome to your new home.Copy !req
12. You're an MCU mascot
now, pony.Copy !req
13. Welcome to our campus house.Copy !req
14. You get to sleep on the floor
of the laundry room.Copy !req
15. Actually, my buddy Rob is
crashing there tonight.Copy !req
16. The pony can sleep
on the couch, though.Copy !req
17. Pulling pranks
and meeting guys named Rob.Copy !req
18. Now that's what
college is all...Copy !req
19. - Hey, what the...
- Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
20. What happened to our house?Copy !req
21. Oh, hey, MCU kids!Copy !req
22. Looking for something?Copy !req
23. Our house!Copy !req
24. My buddy Rob.Copy !req
25. Oh! I hate MC State!Copy !req
26. Looks like
the runner got caughtCopy !req
27. trying to steal second base.Copy !req
28. She's trapped in the middle
and there's nowhere to go.Copy !req
29. It's only a matter of time
until they tag her out.Copy !req
30. Hold on.
Let's talk about this.Copy !req
31. It doesn't have to be
this way.Copy !req
32. There's nothing to talk about.Copy !req
33. We're gonna tag you out.Copy !req
34. Why? So you can keep playing
second base?Copy !req
35. What do you mean?Copy !req
36. They don't respect you.Copy !req
37. On my team,
every base is first base.Copy !req
38. Really?Copy !req
39. Don't listen to her.
She's messing with your head.Copy !req
40. Yeah, easy for you to say,
First Base.Copy !req
41. Okay, this has gone on
long enough.Copy !req
42. Why don't you toss me
the baseball?Copy !req
43. She wants the glory
all to herself.Copy !req
44. Just toss me the baseball,Copy !req
45. and we can forget
all about this.Copy !req
46. I don't wanna forget!Copy !req
47. You better not be lying.Copy !req
48. Just bring me home.Copy !req
49. All right. Follow me.Copy !req
50. Back. You stay back.Copy !req
51. Back off.Copy !req
52. Stay back.Copy !req
53. - Don't get any closer.Copy !req
54. - Safe!
- Yes.Copy !req
55. I'd like to change teams now.Copy !req
56. No. You can't change teams
in the middle of a game.Copy !req
57. It's against the rules.Copy !req
58. But... Okay...Copy !req
59. I'm out.Copy !req
60. And the umpire is out!Copy !req
61. There's nobody to
enforce the rules!Copy !req
62. Well, we all know
what that means.Copy !req
63. Crazy baseball!Copy !req
64. - My fault?Copy !req
65. You swerved into me!Copy !req
66. Sir, I challenge you
to a duel.Copy !req
67. Oh! That really hurt.Copy !req
68. Oh, come on.
It couldn't have hurt
that much.Copy !req
69. Now choose your weapon.Copy !req
70. Fine. The weapon I choose
is glove-slapping.Copy !req
71. - Ow!Copy !req
72. That really did hurt! You win.Copy !req
73. I win the duel
or just the argument?Copy !req
74. I don't know. Both. Whatever.Copy !req
75. Now, if you'll look at this
business chart...Copy !req
76. Take me to your leader.Copy !req
77. I'm team leader.Copy !req
78. I lead in sales.
I outrank you.Copy !req
79. So what? I'm project manager,Copy !req
80. which makes me the leader
of all leaders.Copy !req
81. I'm the leader at taking out
the office garbage.Copy !req
82. That's not a job, Brent.Copy !req
83. You all told me it was.Copy !req
84. Whoa, whoa!
I've seen enough.Copy !req
85. You guys have
plenty of leaders,Copy !req
86. but what you're missing
is communication.Copy !req
87. I think we've got some
team-building to do.Copy !req
88. - Shh!
- Shh!Copy !req
89. Now, let's try this again.Copy !req
90. Take me to your leader.Copy !req
91. I have the speaking stick.Copy !req
92. While all of us have
leadership qualities,Copy !req
93. such as Sally's
willingness to listen,Copy !req
94. Rusty's can-do attitude,Copy !req
95. - and Dan's honesty...
- Huh.Copy !req
96. I think that,
in this specific situation,Copy !req
97. - Brent should be leader.
- Oh! Ah!Copy !req
98. I mean, no one takes out
the garbage like he does.Copy !req
99. So, there you have it.Copy !req
100. Brent is our leader.Copy !req
101. Fantastic. Thank you.Copy !req
102. I can't believe you
MC State kids stole our house!Copy !req
103. That's too far.Copy !req
104. Hey, MC University started
this prank warCopy !req
105. when you stole our mascot.Copy !req
106. - Let's get this over with.
- Fine.Copy !req
107. Well, you can have
your stupid house back.Copy !req
108. By the way, your bathroom is
covered in black mold.Copy !req
109. Well, good thing you're never
going to use it again.Copy !req
110. Seriously, though, nobody
should be using that bathroom.Copy !req
111. Adios, losers.Copy !req
112. See you at the football game.Copy !req
113. Ha-ha, yeah!
Oh, man,
let's get out of this dump!Copy !req
114. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
115. - This is a fake pony.Copy !req
116. A goat in a wig!Copy !req
117. Ah! I hate MCU!Copy !req
118. Oh, man.Copy !req
119. I wish I could see
the look on their facesCopy !req
120. when they realize we gave them
the old goat switcheroo.Copy !req
121. I'm going up to bed.Copy !req
122. This prank war is exhausting.Copy !req
123. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
124. This is a fake house!Copy !req
125. They still have our house!Copy !req
126. Stupid, fake...Copy !req
127. What?Copy !req
128. They put our real clock
in the fake house?Copy !req
129. - Oh, I hate MC State!
- And look!Copy !req
130. They replaced your buddy Rob
with a goat in a wig.Copy !req
131. - No, that's him. Hey, Rob.Copy !req
132. I just got bit by a snake.Copy !req
133. Oh, man,
that thing was venomous.Copy !req
134. - Let me see the bite.
- No.Copy !req
135. Get away while you can.
I care about you too much.Copy !req
136. I got bit by a snake.Copy !req
137. That means I'm going to turn
into one.Copy !req
138. Save yourself!
I'm begging you.Copy !req
139. - That is not what happens.
- I'm changing!Copy !req
140. Changing!Copy !req
141. You're not turning
into a snake.Copy !req
142. Oh, really?Copy !req
143. Then why can't I feel
my arms and legs?Copy !req
144. Where are you going?Copy !req
145. I'm a snake!Copy !req
146. I'm a sna-...Copy !req
147. I have the keys.Copy !req
148. Okay.Copy !req
149. We be pirates,
here to plunder your ship.Copy !req
150. Show us your gold,
jewels, rubies,Copy !req
151. whatever ye be carrying.Copy !req
152. That would be the anvils.Copy !req
153. "Anvils"?Copy !req
154. Yes, sir. We're an anvil ship.Copy !req
155. Very well.
Plunder their anvils.Copy !req
156. Oh, do we have to?Copy !req
157. Aye, we have to.Copy !req
158. We're pirates.Copy !req
159. We raid ships
and steal their cargoCopy !req
160. whether it's gold,
jewels, rubies,Copy !req
161. or, in this case,
heavy anvils.Copy !req
162. It's just, they're not worth
a lot of money.Copy !req
163. And they're heavy.Copy !req
164. Get the anvils,
you scallywags,Copy !req
165. or you'll be swimming
with them.Copy !req
166. Ah, well plundered, boys.Copy !req
167. There's also the manure.Copy !req
168. You're shipping manure?Copy !req
169. It's an anvil and manure ship.Copy !req
170. Well, all right, then.Copy !req
171. We're pirates
and we're here, so...Copy !req
172. We'll take your manure, too.Copy !req
173. Oh, come on! Really?Copy !req
174. Are you a pirate or ain't you?Copy !req
175. Get to shoveling.Copy !req
176. We don't have shovels.Copy !req
177. You'll have to
carry it by hand.Copy !req
178. That's all of it.
Now our whole ship stinks.Copy !req
179. Well done, Captain.Copy !req
180. Don't you sass me.Copy !req
181. Anything else?Copy !req
182. We've also got
aggressive bees.Copy !req
183. Some clowns.Copy !req
184. And that box of malfunctioning
fog hornsCopy !req
185. that blast every few seconds.Copy !req
186. Oh well, okay. All right.
We got...Copy !req
187. We got the manure,
the fog horns,Copy !req
188. the broken lawn mowers,Copy !req
189. the barrels of river scum,Copy !req
190. - the screaming toads...Copy !req
191. - There's also...
- No more.Copy !req
192. - Give it a rest.
- Just let us leave.Copy !req
193. Can you believe it?Copy !req
194. The pirates stole everything
but our gold.Copy !req
195. They also left a fog horn.Copy !req
196. All right, we only have time
for one more play.Copy !req
197. We better make it count.Copy !req
198. The winner of this game
gets their property back.Copy !req
199. Look at them. So smug.Copy !req
200. Go get 'em!Copy !req
201. - Let's win this prank war!Copy !req
202. We're gonna run this ball
down your throat.Copy !req
203. Ready? One! Hike!Copy !req
204. This... is... our... house!Copy !req
205. - We did it!
- Yes!Copy !req
206. This prank war is over. Yeah!Copy !req
207. It wasn't, though.Copy !req
208. The Great Prank WarCopy !req
209. continued for another
10 years.Copy !req
210. Ten long years.Copy !req
211. But that's neither
here nor there.Copy !req
212. What's important is that,
in the end,Copy !req
213. we triumphed over MC State.Copy !req
214. Glad you could make it, Rob.Copy !req
215. Thanks to all of you
young MCU students,Copy !req
216. for honoring us,
and our legendary pranksCopy !req
217. with the dedication
of this new statue.Copy !req
218. All right.
Let's see how good we look.Copy !req
219. MC State!Copy !req
220. We won!Copy !req
221. Yeah!Copy !req
222. Round One!
(VIDEO GAME PUNCHES
AND GRUNTS)Copy !req
223. So, guys,
I have some big news.Copy !req
224. I actually started
dating someone.Copy !req
225. No way.Copy !req
226. Who would date a werewolf
when they could have me?Copy !req
227. No, I'm serious.
She's really great.Copy !req
228. See? Here she is.Copy !req
229. Here's us riding a bicycle
built for two.Copy !req
230. Here we are on a rollercoaster
and she's covering my eyes,Copy !req
231. because I'm really scared.Copy !req
232. Um, you're alone
in those pictures.Copy !req
233. Huh? Oh, no,
I forgot to explain.Copy !req
234. My new girlfriend is
The Invisible Woman.Copy !req
235. - I get it. You're joking.Copy !req
236. No, I'm serious.Copy !req
237. Here's one of us after we won
a three-legged race.Copy !req
238. Dude, come on.Copy !req
239. We know you have trouble
meeting girls, okay?Copy !req
240. But I didn't think
you'd get desperate enoughCopy !req
241. to make up a girlfriend
and say she's invisible.Copy !req
242. What? Come on, guys.Copy !req
243. I didn't make her up.
You believe me, right?Copy !req
244. Look, why would I spend
hundreds of dollarsCopy !req
245. - on two tickets
to the playoffs...Copy !req
246. Oh!
- ... just for myself?Copy !req
247. You got playoff tickets?Copy !req
248. - Can I go?
- No.Copy !req
249. They're for my girlfriend.Copy !req
250. Oh, come on, man!Copy !req
251. - What a waste!
- She's real.Copy !req
252. She gave me a locket
with her name on it. See?Copy !req
253. Well, the locket is
invisible, too.Copy !req
254. - How convenient.
- What in the...Copy !req
255. Dang, I lost it.Copy !req
256. Phew!Copy !req
257. I'm not looking forwardCopy !req
258. to not seeing the look
on her faceCopy !req
259. when she hears about this.Copy !req
260. I didn't know
there were sharks here.Copy !req
261. Sharks? No.Copy !req
262. There's just The Shark.Copy !req
263. That shark's name is Old Scar.Copy !req
264. Old Scar has been terrorizing
the beachCopy !req
265. since before I was born.Copy !req
266. Some say he's as old
as the sea itselfCopy !req
267. and thrice as mean.Copy !req
268. - No one has ever
caught Old Scar.Copy !req
269. - No one ever will
catch Old Scar.Copy !req
270. In fact, there he is now!
Old Scar!Copy !req
271. Help! Help, it's a...Copy !req
272. A really, really old shark.Copy !req
273. Oh, hey, stop that.Copy !req
274. Stop. That feels weird.Copy !req
275. Should I do something?Copy !req
276. No.Copy !req
277. Old Scar will tire himself out
in a minute, there.Copy !req
278. Yep, yep. There he goes.Copy !req
279. Huh!Copy !req
280. I guess I assumed
when you said he was old,Copy !req
281. that meant he was
more dangerous.Copy !req
282. Old Scar's never been caught,
never will be caught.Copy !req
283. Not really any point.Copy !req
284. Someday, when you've studied
karate for years,Copy !req
285. you'll be able to do this.Copy !req
286. But, until then,
we'll start with the basics.Copy !req
287. - You can't...
- What?Copy !req
288. How did you... Wait a minute.Copy !req
289. Okay, we need to get out of
this building.Copy !req
290. Thanks for shopping
at Jerry's Sporting Goods.
Have a nice...Copy !req
291. Okay, hold on a minute.Copy !req
292. Is there a problem?Copy !req
293. Go count the footballs.Copy !req
294. What have you got
under that shirt?Copy !req
295. No, it's nothing.Copy !req
296. Sir, please lift up
your shirt.Copy !req
297. I absolutely will not.Copy !req
298. How dare you, madam!
How dare you.Copy !req
299. You know what this is?
This is an outrage. Yeah.Copy !req
300. Yeah, you are outrageous.Copy !req
301. I'm so outraged,
I could scream.Copy !req
302. Please don't.Copy !req
303. - I'm so mad,
I could eat a horse.
- What?Copy !req
304. I could eat
a screaming horse.
I am that mad.Copy !req
305. Okay. One, that's awful.Copy !req
306. Two, lift up your shirt
or we call the police.Copy !req
307. - It's your choice, sir.
- Fine. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
308. You want me to lift up
my shirt? There.Copy !req
309. - You happy?
- Oh, wow, I'm sorry.Copy !req
310. I had no idea your body was
shaped like that.Copy !req
311. Okay, wow.
You can cover up now.Copy !req
312. No. No.Copy !req
313. I want you to look at it.
You look at it.Copy !req
314. That's not necessary.Copy !req
315. Take a good look.
Take a good look!Copy !req
316. Because I'm going to sue you
for everything that you've...Copy !req
317. I counted the footballs.
There's one missing.Copy !req
318. You didn't... Did you...Copy !req
319. Did you eat a football?Copy !req
320. Did I eat a football?Copy !req
321. You're...
You're asking me to my faceCopy !req
322. if I ate a football? What?Copy !req
323. What? What kind of...Copy !req
324. Oh, gross. Sick!Copy !req
325. And, so, they didn't believe
you existed.Copy !req
326. They thought I'd made up
an imaginary girlfriend.Copy !req
327. Isn't that funny?Copy !req
328. Honey, you haven't really said
anything. Are you still there?Copy !req
329. What do you
want me to say?Copy !req
330. Just because your friends
can't see me,Copy !req
331. they think I'm imaginary?
I mean, I'm insulted.Copy !req
332. Okay.
Well, when you meet them,Copy !req
333. and they can
hear your voice...Copy !req
334. I don't
wanna meet them now.
Do you understand that?Copy !req
335. They offended me.Copy !req
336. No, I understand, honey.Copy !req
337. But I don't think
they meant to...Copy !req
338. Sorry to interrupt, sir.Copy !req
339. But would you care to
look at a menuCopy !req
340. while you wait for your date
to arrive?Copy !req
341. No, I'm not waiting
for my date.Copy !req
342. - Ah, so you'll be
dining alone?
- No!Copy !req
343. I'm not dining alone.Copy !req
344. I'm with my girlfriend.
She's invisible.Copy !req
345. Very good, sir. So, two menus?Copy !req
346. No, actually, we just came forCopy !req
347. the extra-jumbo
chocolate shake.Copy !req
348. Just the one?Copy !req
349. Yes, for both of us.
We're sharing it.Copy !req
350. Honey, why didn't you
say anything?Copy !req
351. That was embarrassing.Copy !req
352. Oh,
I'm sorry. What just happened?
I was reading an email.Copy !req
353. See, situations like that are
what I was talking about.Copy !req
354. You know, maybe if you
tried wearing, I don't know,Copy !req
355. maybe some bandages
around your head,Copy !req
356. then people could see
you have a physical form.Copy !req
357. How dare you!
Why should I wear bandages?Copy !req
358. I'm The Invisible Woman,Copy !req
359. not The Had-A-Terrible-
Accident Woman.Copy !req
360. But I thought a terrible
accident was howCopy !req
361. you became invisible
in the first place.Copy !req
362. That's
not the point!Copy !req
363. I just... I know you can't see
where I am,Copy !req
364. but sometimes I wish you could
see where I'm coming from.Copy !req
365. One giant jumbo
chocolate shake to share.Copy !req
366. Will you be wanting
two straws?Copy !req
367. Just one.Copy !req
368. Welcome to our weekly
panel discussion,Copy !req
369. where we tackle
the big questions.Copy !req
370. Our guests tonight are
a newly-elected senator,Copy !req
371. an actor from this summer's
big movie,Copy !req
372. and a medieval knight
that we brought here
in a time machine.Copy !req
373. Where am I?
What sorcery is this?Copy !req
374. Our question tonight is,Copy !req
375. "Was this a good use
of a time machine?"Copy !req
376. - Absolutely not.
- Nope.Copy !req
377. No!Copy !req
378. Gather around,
common peasants!Copy !req
379. I have grand news.Copy !req
380. - You all know our prince.
- What's up?Copy !req
381. For years, he has been
without a bride.Copy !req
382. But no longer.Copy !req
383. Whosoever's foot fits
in this slipperCopy !req
384. will marry the prince
and become princessCopy !req
385. of all the land.Copy !req
386. - Whose slipper is that?Copy !req
387. Yeah.Copy !req
388. Some girl. She ran away.
It's not important.Copy !req
389. Who wants to try it on first?Copy !req
390. I'd have to marry that prince?Copy !req
391. Yes. Why?Copy !req
392. He smells like horses.Copy !req
393. I suppose the prince does have
a unique musk, but...Copy !req
394. Does he always breathe
through his mouth like that?Copy !req
395. Well, yes. But that's only
because he stinks so badly.Copy !req
396. Look, forget the prince,
you'd be princess.Copy !req
397. Try on the slipper.Copy !req
398. No, we'll pass.Copy !req
399. Yeah, we'll pass.
I don't wanna do it.Copy !req
400. I see.
I see what's happening here.Copy !req
401. You think the slipper
won't fit.Copy !req
402. That's not it at all.
I know it'll fit.Copy !req
403. But I'm telling you,Copy !req
404. it's a very stretchy,
forgiving kind of glass.Copy !req
405. - I have thin feet,
it doesn't matter.
- Watch it.Copy !req
406. Look, look.Copy !req
407. See? One size fits all.Copy !req
408. - Now you try.
- Aren't you princess now?Copy !req
409. Well, I guess I'd be cool
with that.Copy !req
410. No, I'm not princess.
I'm already wizard.Copy !req
411. Look, new plan.Copy !req
412. Whoever catches the slipper
is princess.Copy !req
413. Think fast!Copy !req
414. - I don't think at any speed.Copy !req
415. Guess there's no princess now.Copy !req
416. It's all right, okay?Copy !req
417. Look, I've got a whole crate
of these things. Listen.Copy !req
418. Here's another slipper
right now. Uh!Copy !req
419. I still feel like
you're the princess.Copy !req
420. Yes, you're a
beautiful princess, you are.Copy !req
421. Let's braid his hair.Copy !req
422. - Here. Catch a slipper!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
423. - Coming at you!
- He's shattering glass now?Copy !req
424. Slipper!Copy !req
425. Oh, no.
Now that cow is princess.Copy !req
426. Beautiful cow princess.Copy !req
427. - Beautiful cow.
- Beautiful princess.Copy !req
428. Well, hold on, now.Copy !req
429. - The cow is not...
- No way. No take-backs.Copy !req
430. Giddy-up, princess.Copy !req
431. Yikes.Copy !req
432. They're going to put
those faces on our money.Copy !req
433. We don't have any money.
We're peasants.Copy !req
434. - We trade things.
- Yeah, my name's Herbert.Copy !req
435. Oh, well, there you go.Copy !req
436. It all worked out.Copy !req
437. - Oh, beautiful cow.
- Princess Cow.Copy !req
438. - Princess.
- Princess Cow.Copy !req
439. - Beautiful princess.
- All hail, Princess Cow.Copy !req
440. Hey, how is that invisible
girlfriend treating you?Copy !req
441. I don't have
an invisible girlfriend.Copy !req
442. I knew it.Copy !req
443. I have an invisible
ex-girlfriend.Copy !req
444. It all happened so fast.Copy !req
445. One day,
she was probably here,Copy !req
446. the next day, she was almost
definitely gone.Copy !req
447. Now, everything I don't see
reminds me of her.Copy !req
448. I want to feel bad for you,Copy !req
449. but I'm not sure
she ever existed.Copy !req
450. Which actually makes me feel
worse for you.Copy !req
451. It's been really hard.Copy !req
452. Everywhere I go,
I'm afraid I won't see her.Copy !req
453. Hey, guys. I'd like you all
meet my new girlfriend.Copy !req
454. Come on, dude. Not cool.Copy !req
455. Now's not a great time
to pretendCopy !req
456. to have
an invisible girlfriend.Copy !req
457. Werewolf just pretended
to break up with his.Copy !req
458. No, I'm not joking.Copy !req
459. This is my
invisible girlfriend.Copy !req
460. I wanted you both
to meet her.Copy !req
461. Hello,
Werewolf.Copy !req
462. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're with him?Copy !req
463. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're real?Copy !req
464. Um, what's going on here?Copy !req
465. He's my ex.
You knew that.Copy !req
466. No, I didn't.
I thought his invisible
girlfriend was made up.Copy !req
467. This was
a bad idea. I should leave.Copy !req
468. Wait. Don't go. I...Copy !req
469. I have something of yours.Copy !req
470. The locket.
Aw!Copy !req
471. That's us at the Eiffel Tower.Copy !req
472. Actually,
that's just you.
I took this picture.Copy !req
473. Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
474. You know,
why don't you keep it?Copy !req
475. - Something to remember me by.
- Thanks.Copy !req
476. And, if it's okay,Copy !req
477. I'm just gonna pretend
you're in the picture.Copy !req
478. Sure.
See you around.Copy !req
479. Not if I see you first.Copy !req
480. Did she leave?Copy !req
481. She was my ride.Copy !req
482. Yeah, she's gone.Copy !req
483. I could eat a screaming horse.
I am that mad.Copy !req