1. - Aha! What do we have here?
- (FROG CROAKS)Copy !req
2. Ugh, never mind.
Just a common tree frog.Copy !req
3. - The expedition continues!
- (FROG CROAKS)Copy !req
4. Ugh. Can't we just go home?Copy !req
5. We've been out here for months
and haven't found anything.Copy !req
6. - Don't lost faith now.
- (BAG CLATTERS)Copy !req
7. Somewhere out there
in this jungle is a new
species of animalCopy !req
8. just waiting to be discovered.Copy !req
9. It's our scientific duty
to keep searching
until we find it.Copy !req
10. Onwards!
The expedition continues.Copy !req
11. Hmm...Copy !req
12. - Well, well, well, it's...
The same frog.
- (FROG CROAKS)Copy !req
13. - Nuts!
Oh, my gosh, look!Copy !req
14. It's a new species.
The rare hairless tiger.Copy !req
15. Yeah, we did it!
Let's go home.Copy !req
16. Strange, I've never heard
of a "hairless tiger" before.Copy !req
17. Uh, yeah,
'cause we just discovered it.Copy !req
18. Okay, anyway,
let's get packing!Copy !req
19. Hmm...Copy !req
20. This tiger
isn't hairless, exactly.Copy !req
21. Fine, change the name.
We discovered it, so we can
name it whatever we want.Copy !req
22. Uh, mostly hairless tiger.
Patchy tiger.Copy !req
23. Shaved tiger. Anything!Copy !req
24. Did you say "shaved tiger"?Copy !req
25. Yeah, just, uh,
spit-balling names.Copy !req
26. Uh, hey,
why aren't we packing yet?Copy !req
27. Okay, we need
to get home quickCopy !req
28. because people are going
to be dying to hear about this
rare balding tiger!Copy !req
29. That's a nasty scratch
you've got on your arm there.Copy !req
30. - How did you get it?
- I, uh, cut myself shaving.Copy !req
31. - (GASPS)
- (EXCLAIMS) But,
not shaving a tiger.Copy !req
32. - The expedition continues!
- "The expedition continues!"
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
33. We will now begin
the final round
of the Spelling Bee.Copy !req
34. Don't think about how
much you need to pee.Copy !req
35. Don't think about
how much you need to pee.Copy !req
36. Just hold it in,
and you'll be fine.Copy !req
37. First contestant,
your word is "Stream."Copy !req
38. Can I get it in a sentence?Copy !req
39. The overflowing stream
flooded its banks.Copy !req
40. S-T-R-E-A-M. Stream!Copy !req
41. - Correct!
- (BELL DINGS)Copy !req
42. Next,
your word is "Waterfall."Copy !req
43. Can I get the root words?Copy !req
44. "Water."Copy !req
45. A liquid.
- (EXCLAIMING)Copy !req
46. "Fall." To move downward
to another level such as...Copy !req
47. - (EXCLAIMING)
- ... spill, pour,
slosh or overflow.Copy !req
48. Can I hear the sound
a waterfall makes, please?Copy !req
49. - Of course.
- (WATER FLOWING ON SPEAKER)Copy !req
50. W-A-T-E-R-F-A-L-L. Waterfall.Copy !req
51. - Correct!
- (WATER FLOWING ON SPEAKER)Copy !req
52. Ooh, I like that
more than the bell.
I'm gonna...Copy !req
53. - (WATER FLOWING ON SPEAKER)
- I'm gonna keep using it.Copy !req
54. Next contestant,
your word is, "Geyser."Copy !req
55. Can I see a picture
of a geyser?Copy !req
56. Certainly.Copy !req
57. Can you describe
what I'm seeing
in the picture?Copy !req
58. You're seeing
gallons of water,Copy !req
59. - erupt, squirt, surge,
spray and blast...
- (GROANING)Copy !req
60. out of the geysers.Copy !req
61. G-E-Y-S-I...Copy !req
62. - I'm sorry, that is incorrect.
- (WATER FLOWING ON SPEAKER)Copy !req
63. Contestant four,
your word is,Copy !req
64. "Torrential," as in torrential
downpour of wet, wet water.Copy !req
65. (SHOUTS) Why?Copy !req
66. - I'm sorry, there is no "Y"
in torrential. Next!
- (WATER FLOWING ON SPEAKER)Copy !req
67. - There you go.
Right through the tire.
- (PANTING)Copy !req
68. Nice. Perfect spiral.Copy !req
69. All right, you're throwing
like a champion.Copy !req
70. Grab your helmet, kid.
Today's the day
you win the big one.Copy !req
71. - (GRUNTS)
- Ow!Copy !req
72. That's my boy.Copy !req
73. Honey,
take out the trash.Copy !req
74. You better go,
your mom's calling you.Copy !req
75. (EXCLAIMS)
I've got it covered.Copy !req
76. I built a robot
to do all my chores.Copy !req
77. Take out trash.
Take out trash.Copy !req
78. That's nothing! I built
a robot to do all my chores
and my homework.Copy !req
79. Do chores, do homework.
Do chores, do homework.Copy !req
80. Whoa, hold on.
You ain't seen nothing yet.Copy !req
81. I built a robot to do
my chores, my homework,Copy !req
82. and ask out the most popular
girl in school for me.Copy !req
83. Where is it?Copy !req
84. I don't know.
It hasn't come back yet.Copy !req
85. - (MUSIC PLAYING)
This is so romantic.
I'm glad you asked me out.Copy !req
86. Ask girl out. Ask girl out.Copy !req
87. (SIGHS) I wish this moment
could last forever.Copy !req
88. - (METAL CLANGS)
- Ask girl out. Ask girl out.Copy !req
89. Yeah, right?Copy !req
90. Ask girl out. Ask girl out.Copy !req
91. Shh!
You're ruining the moment.Copy !req
92. Ask girl out. Ask girl out.Copy !req
93. (CHUCKLES)
I could never stay mad at you.Copy !req
94. So,
we can go home, right?Copy !req
95. Because we discovered
a new species, right?Copy !req
96. I'm afraid that this
rare stick snake is...Copy !req
97. just a snake
tied to a stick.Copy !req
98. Exactly like all the
other "new species"
we've discovered.Copy !req
99. The stick elephant.Copy !req
100. The two-headed monkey.Copy !req
101. The monkey-headed zebra.Copy !req
102. Huh. Yeah, I guess
the stick snakeCopy !req
103. is kind of similar
now that you mention it.Copy !req
104. Uh, still though,
probably worthCopy !req
105. taking back to the lab
for a second opinion, right?Copy !req
106. Enough's enough! Admit it.Copy !req
107. You've been tying
these animals to sticks,Copy !req
108. and/or each other in order
to fake a new species.Copy !req
109. Look, obviously, that's just
a snake tied around a stick.Copy !req
110. But, actually, that's proof
of a new species!Copy !req
111. This must be the
handiwork of the rare
stick-tying monkey!Copy !req
112. The stick-tying monkey,
you say?Copy !req
113. Yes, some say it's a legend,Copy !req
114. some say
it's a convenient lie.Copy !req
115. And, oh, wow, there he is now.Copy !req
116. Look, he's got sticks
on his hands.Copy !req
117. We caught him stick-handed!Copy !req
118. Yeah, we discovered
a new species.Copy !req
119. Let's just see about this.Copy !req
120. Just as I suspected.
The sticks have been tied
to the monkey's hands.Copy !req
121. Because the monkey
tied them there?Copy !req
122. The expedition
continues!
- (MONKEY SCREECHES)Copy !req
123. - Hear ye, hear ye!
Gather around.
- (RINGS BELL)Copy !req
124. The mayor has proclaimed,
on this dayCopy !req
125. that the town crier
is fired... Oh!Copy !req
126. Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
127. Exceptionally loud woman
available for work.Copy !req
128. Will shout for free
if it's at the mayor!Copy !req
129. Santa costume
at a Halloween party?Copy !req
130. That's hilarious. Come on in.Copy !req
131. (SIGHS) I'm not wearing
a costume. I'm Santa Claus.Copy !req
132. Santa, that's you? Well, hi!
I didn't think you'd show.Copy !req
133. - Come on in.
- I'm only dropping in
as a courtesy, okay?Copy !req
134. I'm not a big fan of
"Halloween."Copy !req
135. Well, just relax,
have some fun.Copy !req
136. We're carving pumpkins
in the kitchenCopy !req
137. and there's a haunted maze
out back, and, uh...Copy !req
138. Grapes and spaghetti noodles?
These snacks are terrible.Copy !req
139. Those are actually eyeballs
and witch's hair.Copy !req
140. The real snacks
are over there.Copy !req
141. What, that barrel
of wet apples?Copy !req
142. No, those are
for bobbing for apples.Copy !req
143. The snacks are on the table.
Look, Santa,Copy !req
144. I have to go
and refill the punch.Copy !req
145. Just try and get into
the holiday spirit, okay?Copy !req
146. I don't like Halloween.
I like Christmas.Copy !req
147. - Annabelle? Annabelle the elf.
- Yes?Copy !req
148. It's me, Santa. You know,
your boss at the workshop?Copy !req
149. Oh, hey, boss.
I didn't recognize you.Copy !req
150. I thought you were
somebody in a costume.Copy !req
151. Why are you dressed
like a leprechaun?Copy !req
152. It's Halloween and
there are only so many
elf-sized costumes.Copy !req
153. Okay, yeah, but leprechauns
are for Saint Patrick's Day.Copy !req
154. Do you like
Saint Patrick's Day
more than Christmas?Copy !req
155. Or is it just Halloween?Copy !req
156. Oh, come on, Santa,
don't be like that.Copy !req
157. Archie the elf?
You're here too?Copy !req
158. Oh, man!Copy !req
159. Why are you dressed
like Cupid, Archie?Copy !req
160. You love Christmas
more than anyone!Copy !req
161. You can like more than one
holiday, Santa.Copy !req
162. They're all different.Copy !req
163. (SCOFFS) Whatever.Copy !req
164. Santa, at least try
to have fun.
Here's a pumpkin.Copy !req
165. No, that's not a snack.
You're supposed to carve it.Copy !req
166. Fine. Have it your way.Copy !req
167. I like Christmas.Copy !req
168. Santa, please,
have some dignity.Copy !req
169. No.Copy !req
170. (MONOTONOUSLY) Oh, wow.
A rare rock-shelled frog.Copy !req
171. - Frog under rock.
- (FROG CROAKS)Copy !req
172. Look, a long-haired flamingo.Copy !req
173. - Moss on flamingo.
- (FLAMINGO SCREECHES)Copy !req
174. Hey, a legless lizard?Copy !req
175. - Normal snake.
- (SNAKE HISSES)Copy !req
176. Ugh, I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
177. I know you're trying
to fake a new species
so we can go home.Copy !req
178. Who, me? Why would
I want to go homeCopy !req
179. and leave behind
this hot, loud jungle?Copy !req
180. (EXCLAIMS) Are you crazy?Copy !req
181. I know what you're doing
and I don't care, okay?
You win.Copy !req
182. We might as well go home
because we're never going
to find a new animal.Copy !req
183. - (WINGS FLAPPING)
- Whoa, what is that?Copy !req
184. Would you give it a rest?
I get it.Copy !req
185. This expedition is hopeless.Copy !req
186. No, I'm serious. Look!Copy !req
187. It really is a new species.Copy !req
188. Aw, hairless tiger.Copy !req
189. I... I can't believe it.Copy !req
190. If there's one of these
birds in the jungle,
there must be more!Copy !req
191. The expedition continues!Copy !req
192. (SHOUTS) No!Copy !req
193. This stinks!Copy !req
194. Ugh.Copy !req
195. This music is terrible!
Nobody likes the blues!Copy !req
196. Hmm...Copy !req
197. Boo! This is worse!Copy !req
198. Huh. How about...Copy !req
199. No!Copy !req
200. Ha! That do anything for you?Copy !req
201. No! I hate the blues!
I'm in total agony!Copy !req
202. Wait. Say that again.Copy !req
203. I said, "I'm in total agony!"Copy !req
204. - (PLAYS CHORD)
- This is the worst night
of my life!Copy !req
205. - (PLAYS CHORD)
- I regret every decision
I've ever madeCopy !req
206. because I wound up hereCopy !req
207. listening to your
terrible music!
- (PLAYING GUITAR)Copy !req
208. - Stop it! What are you doing?
- (STOPS PLAYING)Copy !req
209. I'm just feeding off you, man.
You've got the blues
in your soul.Copy !req
210. - No, I don't!
- Yes, you do!Copy !req
211. Hey, how'd you like to go
on tour with me
and sing the blues?Copy !req
212. I'd be miserable!Copy !req
213. - Perfect! You're hired.
- (GROANS)Copy !req
214. Coach, congratulations
on the championship.Copy !req
215. - Thank you.
- It looked like all was lost,Copy !req
216. but you came
from behind to win it.Copy !req
217. How did you manage it?Copy !req
218. We couldn't have done it
without the fans.Copy !req
219. You know, we... We only had
five players on the court,Copy !req
220. but the hometown
crowd is kind of like
a sixth man for us.Copy !req
221. - (CROWD CHEERING)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
222. You've got a great roster
full of star players
and they delivered.Copy !req
223. We couldn't have
the roster without
our wonderful owner.Copy !req
224. So, you know, he was
the real sixth man tonight.Copy !req
225. Now your guys played well,
but the other team missed
a lot of shots.Copy !req
226. They put up a great fight,Copy !req
227. but you know,
the court is badly lit
and you can't see the hoop.Copy !req
228. The dark of the court
was the sixth man for usCopy !req
229. in the second half.Copy !req
230. But that didn't help you
as much in the first quarter.Copy !req
231. The whole arena
had a power outage.
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
232. Our equipment manager got us
some night vision goggles,Copy !req
233. which were like individual
sixth mans for every one
of our guy's faces.Copy !req
234. It certainly helped
them avoid parts of the court
that were full of holes.Copy !req
235. Yes, the, uh, terrible
condition of the courtCopy !req
236. is a sixth man for us
here at home.Copy !req
237. Plus, the referees
refused to enter the arenaCopy !req
238. - because it's condemned.
That's like a seventh man.
- (CROWD SCREAMING)Copy !req
239. Also, the other team
was only able to have
four men on the court.Copy !req
240. Their four men
was a big sixth man.Copy !req
241. - (BANGING ON DOOR)
- Locking the opposing team
in their locker roomCopy !req
242. was the most important
sixth man of all.Copy !req
243. Also, we did have an illegal
sixth man on the court.Copy !req
244. (CHANTING) Sixth man!
Sixth man! Sixth man!Copy !req
245. Sixth man! Sixth man!
- I am number six.Copy !req
246. - (GRUNTS)
Sixth man!Copy !req
247. All right, sir.
I'll take those forms.Copy !req
248. Please take a seat
and the doctor
will see you in a moment.Copy !req
249. Feel free to play
one of our games
while you wait.Copy !req
250. Ugh. I'm a full-grown man.Copy !req
251. This is hardly
going to cut it.Copy !req
252. Oh, right, of course.Copy !req
253. I am sorry. That's for kids.Copy !req
254. All right, let's make
this kitty purr.Copy !req
255. Yes, that's good.Copy !req
256. I like the way that looks
and how that sounds.Copy !req
257. All right, class.Copy !req
258. Today, I'm going to show you
just how fun science can be.Copy !req
259. Even a tough crowd like you
is bound to be impressedCopy !req
260. when I add this chemical
to the base and we getCopy !req
261. an interesting reaction!Copy !req
262. - Now, come on.
- (BEAKER FIZZING)Copy !req
263. You've got to admit
that this is pretty...Copy !req
264. Whoa, that foam's still going.Copy !req
265. Look, no worries.
I'll just add
a freezing element.Copy !req
266. Made it worse.
It made the foam worse.Copy !req
267. I'll just grab some powder
to dry it out. Let's see...Copy !req
268. Nothing in here.Copy !req
269. All right. That's a problem.Copy !req
270. Can someone lend me a phone?Copy !req
271. I need to ask for advice.Copy !req
272. No one has a phone?
I know that's not true.Copy !req
273. You, you're on your phone
right now.Copy !req
274. Huh?Copy !req
275. No problem, no problem.Copy !req
276. The reaction should
wear itself out
any minute now.Copy !req
277. Yup, just continue
to look unworried.Copy !req
278. Everything is fine.Copy !req
279. Class dismissed.Copy !req
280. Your homework...Copy !req
281. (MUFFLED) Is to...Copy !req
282. Remember me.Copy !req
283. Will this be on the test?Copy !req
284. - Who are you asking?
- I dunno, the foam? Whatever.Copy !req
285. (TONELESSLY)
♪ Blues, blues, blues.Copy !req
286. Okay, you're listening
to 90.5 KRRU.Copy !req
287. All blues, all the time.Copy !req
288. Filling in for DJ Mach,
the Shark Attack,Copy !req
289. this is Cool Rebecca Iceberg.Copy !req
290. That was
the Semantic Saturation Blues.Copy !req
291. I'm here with the artist
Muddy Gumbo Hopkins and, uh...Copy !req
292. I didn't get your name.Copy !req
293. Brian Albano.Copy !req
294. Come on, that's not
much of a blues name.Copy !req
295. Down at the club,
they call him
Sweet Baby Loudmouth.Copy !req
296. No, they don't!
That's a terrible name.Copy !req
297. Sweet Baby Loudmouth,Copy !req
298. talk about
your love of the blues.Copy !req
299. I don't love the blues.
I hate the blues!Copy !req
300. (LAUGHS) Touche, my man.
Don't we all?Copy !req
301. No, you don't understand.
I mean, I really
hate the blues.Copy !req
302. It's a whole genre
based on complaining.Copy !req
303. Oh, um... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)Copy !req
304. But how does the blues
make you feel, Sweet B?Copy !req
305. - It makes me feel awful.
- (PLAYS CHORD)Copy !req
306. - It makes my skin crawl!
- (PLAYS CHORD)Copy !req
307. When I listen
to your radio station,Copy !req
308. - I want to throw my stereo
at a train!
- (PLAYS CHORD)Copy !req
309. Listen to the feeling
in his voice.Copy !req
310. I'm nauseous
just thinking about it.
- (PLAYS CHORD)Copy !req
311. His life must be terrible.Copy !req
312. - (PLAYS CHORD)
- Would you say
that the bluesCopy !req
313. - done you wrong?
- What?Copy !req
314. Uh...Copy !req
315. Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
316. I wrote another
hit blues song!Copy !req
317. - (PLAYS GUITAR)
- ♪ He hates the bluesCopy !req
318. No, I don't want to be
a blues musician anymore.Copy !req
319. It's not my job!Copy !req
320. I'm a paralegal and I love it!Copy !req
321. My name is Brian Albano.Copy !req
322. If anybody is listening,
I've been captured
by blues musiciansCopy !req
323. and I wanna go home!Copy !req
324. Oh, we don't have
any listeners, baby.Copy !req
325. Yeah, why would you?Copy !req
326. - (BOW TWANGS)
- Whoa!Copy !req
327. (SIGHS) Didn't know
I could do that.Copy !req
328. Sorry I doubted you, old girl.Copy !req
329. - (HORSE BELL TINKLES)
- You saved my life tonight.Copy !req
330. Let's ride. Hyah!Copy !req
331. - (HORSE SNORTS)
- Oh, okay, let's take a nap.Copy !req
332. Nap time! Hyah!Copy !req
333. Oh, alas!Copy !req
334. The prince's ball is tonight,
but I have no dress to wear,Copy !req
335. no shoes to dance in,Copy !req
336. no carriage to ride.Copy !req
337. Who's going to help me?Copy !req
338. You? No, you're a rat!Copy !req
339. Oh, woe is me! (SOBBING)Copy !req
340. Do not cry, child.
I'm here to help you.Copy !req
341. Are you my fairy godmother?Copy !req
342. (LAUGHS) Oh, no,
I'm your fairy grandmother.Copy !req
343. Basically the same thing,
only better.Copy !req
344. No one knows you
as well as a grandmother.Copy !req
345. This is a dream come true!Copy !req
346. All I need for the ball is...Copy !req
347. Oh, yes,
I heard all your wishes.Copy !req
348. First, you need
something to wear.Copy !req
349. - Ta-da!
- Oh, um...Copy !req
350. A sweater.Copy !req
351. (STAMMERS) I kinda
wanted a gown.Copy !req
352. Yes, but I thought it might
get cold at the ballCopy !req
353. and this sweater
is so much warmer
than a gown.Copy !req
354. And it fits so well.Copy !req
355. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
356. Sure, um,
this sweater is good.Copy !req
357. And there's a little kitty cat
on it 'cause I know you like
kitty cats.Copy !req
358. Oh, yeah, I...
I think I said that once.Copy !req
359. And don't worry,
I didn't forget the shoes.Copy !req
360. Ta-da!Copy !req
361. I got you the grass slippers
you wanted.Copy !req
362. Oh, um, I think I might have
asked for "glass" slippers.Copy !req
363. I remember hearing
"grass" slippers.Copy !req
364. Ah, look how lovely
they are on you.Copy !req
365. Yes, they're very itchy.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
366. And now, you'll need
a way to get to the ball.Copy !req
367. Behold! I know
you wanted a carriage,Copy !req
368. but a cab is so much cheaper.Copy !req
369. Cheaper? Do I have to pay him?Copy !req
370. Of course not. I'll cover
your cab fare, sweetie.Copy !req
371. Ugh, this is not enough
for tip.Copy !req
372. You don't have to tip
cab drivers. That's a myth.Copy !req
373. They make plenty of money.Copy !req
374. Make sure you're
home by 7:00 p.m.Copy !req
375. That's when
the magic wears off.Copy !req
376. 'Cause that's when
I go to bed.Copy !req
377. (ON SPEAKER)
And now, to present
tonight's final inducteeCopy !req
378. into the Blues Hall of Fame,Copy !req
379. please welcome
Tookie Mama Watson.Copy !req
380. - (APPLAUSE)
- I got married this summer,Copy !req
381. so it's actually
Jelly Mama Watson.Copy !req
382. (CLEARS THROAT) 50 years ago,Copy !req
383. a new superstar
came out of nowhereCopy !req
384. to change the blues forever.Copy !req
385. His name was
Sweet Baby Loudmouth.Copy !req
386. - (CROWD APPLAUDS)
- No, it wasn't.Copy !req
387. That was never his name.
Sit down.Copy !req
388. Under the guidance
of Muddy Gumbo Hopkins,Copy !req
389. Sweet Baby Loudmouth
produced hit after hit.Copy !req
390. From his first single,Copy !req
391. Semantic Saturation Blues,Copy !req
392. to Let Me Off Of This Bus,
You Monsters,Copy !req
393. Sweet Baby told stories
of what it's likeCopy !req
394. to be locked in a feeling,Copy !req
395. or a memory,
or a hotel bathroom
in between public appearances.Copy !req
396. - (CROWD LAUGHS)
- To put it plainly,Copy !req
397. Sweet Baby Loudmouth
is the reason the blues,Copy !req
398. as a genre,
still exists today.Copy !req
399. Please welcome to the stage,Copy !req
400. Muddy Gumbo Hopkins!Copy !req
401. (SIGHS) Boo, boo.
You stink, boo.Copy !req
402. Over the past five decades,
Sweet B,Copy !req
403. you became more
than the world's
greatest blues man,Copy !req
404. you became
the world's greatest
blues friend.Copy !req
405. Aw!Copy !req
406. When you sang the song,
Help! I'm literally a prisonerCopy !req
407. I knew exactly who you were
singing about. Me.Copy !req
408. I was a prisoner
of my own loneliness,Copy !req
409. but you freed me, Sweet B.Copy !req
410. So, for old time's sake,Copy !req
411. how does the blues
make you feel?Copy !req
412. The blues makes me feel...Copy !req
413. Well, it makes me feel...Copy !req
414. - Thankful.
- (STOPS PLAYING)Copy !req
415. - Uh, what?
- You're right, Muddy.Copy !req
416. You are my best friend.Copy !req
417. I'm glad I met you.Copy !req
418. - Yeah, yeah, but you...
- (CROWD CHATTERING)Copy !req
419. You still hate
the blues, right?Copy !req
420. No, in fact, I love the blues!Copy !req
421. No! You're supposed to be sad!Copy !req
422. - (PLAYS GUITAR)
- ♪ He hates the bluesCopy !req
423. No, I just said
I love the blues!Copy !req
424. No, I don't!
I'm a blues musicianCopy !req
425. - and I love it!
- (CROWD BOOING)Copy !req
426. Ugh, what a sellout.Copy !req
427. Shh!
You're ruining the moment.Copy !req