1. Okay, my turn.
Truth or dare?Copy !req
2. Dare.
Ooh!Copy !req
3. I dare you
to stand on your head.Copy !req
4. Okay, now it's my turn.Copy !req
5. - Truth or dare?
- Dare.Copy !req
6. I dare you to tell me,
who's your best friend?Copy !req
7. Hey, that's the truth.Copy !req
8. You gotta do it.Copy !req
9. Fine. Then Ally's
my best friendCopy !req
10. 'cause she doesn't cheat
at truth or dare.Copy !req
11. Okay, now you're
all in troubleCopy !req
12. 'cause it's my turn.Copy !req
13. - Truth or dare?
- Dare.Copy !req
14. I dare you to
make a difference.Copy !req
15. Who wants cookies?Copy !req
16. Dad, stop embarrassing me.Copy !req
17. We're in the middle
of something.Copy !req
18. Well, uh, when will
you be done?Copy !req
19. After we finished enriching
other people's lives.Copy !req
20. When will that be?Copy !req
21. At least a week. Ugh.Copy !req
22. Excuse me.
I've been waiting all day.Copy !req
23. Half my luggage,
still haven't arrived.Copy !req
24. I have a magic show
in two hours.Copy !req
25. Well, I'm sorry, sir,
it seems that your luggageCopy !req
26. has disappeared!Copy !req
27. Oh, Wow.Copy !req
28. Thank you,
thank you very much.Copy !req
29. Thanks, tha... Uh...Copy !req
30. That's not supposed to happen.Copy !req
31. The bird cage wasn't supposed
to go with the luggage.Copy !req
32. We're sorry about that.Copy !req
33. It appears that you're luggage
has been...Copy !req
34. Damaged in transit.Copy !req
35. Well, where's the rest of it?Copy !req
36. It seems the rest
of the luggage is...Copy !req
37. In Milwaukee.Copy !req
38. - Thank you.
- Ah!Copy !req
39. Okay, you are not going
to want to hear this.Copy !req
40. And so, I wrestled the jewels
from the tigerCopy !req
41. and returned them
to the queen.Copy !req
42. Oh, you've had
so many adventures.Copy !req
43. Where will you go next?Copy !req
44. Who knows?Copy !req
45. I just throw a dart
and let fate decide.Copy !req
46. Looks like I'll be going to...Copy !req
47. The, hospital.
Oh, ho, ho.Copy !req
48. - But which hospital?Copy !req
49. Oh, not again.Copy !req
50. Stupid raccoons.Copy !req
51. Now, I gotta clean this up.
I'll be late for work!Copy !req
52. - Get out of here!Copy !req
53. Hey, what is that?
My dream journal.Copy !req
54. I threw that away.Copy !req
55. You wouldn't... You wouldn't
show that to anyone?Copy !req
56. This is blackmail,
you little...Copy !req
57. Okay, what do you want?Copy !req
58. Everyone, I'd like
to introduceCopy !req
59. the new
Senior VP of Marketing,Copy !req
60. this raccoon.Copy !req
61. Yes, well,Copy !req
62. the raccoon wants
all of your garbageCopy !req
63. on his desk, by 5:00 p.m.Copy !req
64. Excuse me, I thought
I was in line
for that promotion.Copy !req
65. Well, change of plans, Stacy.Copy !req
66. It's the raccoon now.Copy !req
67. And he's perfectly qualified.Copy !req
68. There's nothing strange
about any of this, Stacy.Copy !req
69. In fact... In fact,
you know what?
You're fired.Copy !req
70. - How dare you question this?Copy !req
71. This makes sense.Copy !req
72. Everything makes sense.Copy !req
73. The raccoon,
is wearing a tiny suit.Copy !req
74. I just fired Stacy and
I am having a normal day.Copy !req
75. Gotta be something here.Copy !req
76. - Stacy?
- Oh, hello.Copy !req
77. I was just...Copy !req
78. You were going through
my trashCopy !req
79. to try and blackmail me?Copy !req
80. No, you fired me and
gave my job to a raccoon.Copy !req
81. This is how I live now.Copy !req
82. Yeah, me too.
It's not my trash anymore.Copy !req
83. I got fired for...Copy !req
84. Hiring a raccoon.Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. It's kind of funny
when you think about it.Copy !req
87. Now, we're doing
the raccoon's job.Copy !req
88. Raccoons don't have jobs.Copy !req
89. I think we both know
that they do, Stacy.Copy !req
90. Oh, it's so hard?
I can't choose betweenCopy !req
91. my Humanitarian Award
or my Nobel Peace Prize.Copy !req
92. Hey, you chose truth.Copy !req
93. You gotta tell us,
of all the awardsCopy !req
94. you got for your good deeds,
which is your favorite?Copy !req
95. - Pick one.
- I know, it's just so hardCopy !req
96. 'cause I'm such a good person.Copy !req
97. Ooh, just pick.Copy !req
98. Okay, the biggest prize,
because it came with money.Copy !req
99. The truth comes out.Copy !req
100. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There it is.Copy !req
101. Okay, okay, okay. I'm up.Copy !req
102. - Um, truth or dare?
- Dare.Copy !req
103. I dare you to live life
to its fullest.Copy !req
104. You girls, want any cookies?
They're a week old.Copy !req
105. Dad, you're embarrassing me
in front of my friends.Copy !req
106. Well, how much longer is your
sleep-over going to...Copy !req
107. - Ooh!
- At least a month!Copy !req
108. We're here live, as a local
daredevil preparesCopy !req
109. for a death-defying stunt.Copy !req
110. Going over Niagara Falls,
in a barrel.Copy !req
111. Good luck. I'll drive down
and meet you at the bottom.Copy !req
112. There's a road?Copy !req
113. Then why am I doing this?Copy !req
114. Don't bother trying to escape,
Cyclon Maximo.Copy !req
115. Your super strength is uselessCopy !req
116. against that unbreakable
cyclomite harness.Copy !req
117. And your laser vision
can't penetrate
our force-field.Copy !req
118. Yeah. And your mind powers
can't workCopy !req
119. when you're wearing
that aluminum
foil hat I made.Copy !req
120. Mind, powers, you really
gonna do this again?Copy !req
121. It's true. He really does
have mind powers.Copy !req
122. He used them on me
and that's why I droppedCopy !req
123. my battle hammer on my foot
when we were fighting.Copy !req
124. And he used his mind powersCopy !req
125. to make my pants rip open when
I bent down to pick it up.Copy !req
126. Look, I'm not making this up.Copy !req
127. Remember earlier, when I ate
that sandwichCopy !req
128. out of the garbage
and you were all grossed out.Copy !req
129. That was mind powers.Copy !req
130. Oh no! The foil hat fell off.
Cover your minds.Copy !req
131. Come on, we all know
you're lyingCopy !req
132. so you won't be embarrassed.Copy !req
133. Cyclon Maximo,
doesn't have mind powers.Copy !req
134. Huh?Copy !req
135. Um, um, I have mind powers.
He's right. It's true.Copy !req
136. - What?
- You do?Copy !req
137. I mean, yeah.
Of course, he does.Copy !req
138. Yup,
and now I'm going
to make you release me.Copy !req
139. You know, with my mind powers.Copy !req
140. Uh, yeah right.Copy !req
141. Oh, no, I can't stop myself.Copy !req
142. - No don't.
- Oh, he has no choice.Copy !req
143. Yeah, Cyclon's
making me do it.Copy !req
144. Oh, it's the
garbage sandwich
all over again.Copy !req
145. I'd say thank you
for releasing me butCopy !req
146. you didn't really
have a choice, hmm?Copy !req
147. - Mmm-hmm.
- No, don't.Copy !req
148. - Don't wink. Just stop.
Yeah.Copy !req
149. Seriously?Copy !req
150. You picked dare.
You gotta do it.Copy !req
151. Astronauts, go in their suits
all the time.Copy !req
152. Fine! Done!Copy !req
153. - Oh, I can't believe
you did it.Copy !req
154. That was so crazy.
I never thought
you would do it.Copy !req
155. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's my turn again.Copy !req
156. - Let's see.
- Hold on.Copy !req
157. You've already come up
with a bunch of good dares.Copy !req
158. We need to do one for you now.Copy !req
159. All right.
Let's see what you got.Copy !req
160. What do we do?
This has to be
a really good dare.Copy !req
161. Oh, can we dare
her to end this
incredibly long sleepover?Copy !req
162. No! It's gotta be
life changing,
the way ours were.Copy !req
163. I got it.Copy !req
164. - We got it. Okay. Ready?Copy !req
165. We dare you...Copy !req
166. To follow your dreams.Copy !req
167. Wow. I didn't realize
this was her dream.Copy !req
168. She didn't even sing a song.Copy !req
169. I am the supreme ruler
of the world.Copy !req
170. Bow down to me and despair.Copy !req
171. Honey, do you want
those cookies, now?Copy !req
172. Dad, you're embarrassing me
in front of the entire world.Copy !req
173. Well, how much longer
is this going to take?Copy !req
174. Forever!Copy !req
175. Squire, fetch me my helmet.Copy !req
176. The tournament
is about to commence.Copy !req
177. Um, here's the thing.
I don't think you
packed a helmet.Copy !req
178. Bummer. Well, guess
you'll have to drop
out of the tournament, huh?Copy !req
179. You have much to learn,
young squire.Copy !req
180. A knight is not defined
by the helmet on his headCopy !req
181. but by the courage
in his heart.Copy !req
182. The bees protect
their hive, yes?Copy !req
183. So if I wear it as a helmet
the bees will protect me.Copy !req
184. That, uh, sounds not smart.Copy !req
185. Nonsense. I will wear
that beehive on my head.Copy !req
186. And the bards will sing
of Sir Anthony
the clever Knight.Copy !req
187. Aah!
The bees! Aah!Copy !req
188. The bees! Aah! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
189. Oh, him?
Yeah, that's not my knight.Copy !req
190. Uh, mine is some other knight.Copy !req
191. One who is, uh,
not covered in bees.Copy !req
192. Why?Copy !req
193. - ♪ Pop, pop, popCopy !req
194. - ♪ Pop, pop, popCopy !req
195. Kids, you don't have to.Copy !req
196. Please stop!Copy !req
197. Don't worry I'm just gonna
call a tow truck.Copy !req
198. I'll get another bus out.Copy !req
199. Wait! Did you have something
to do with this?Copy !req
200. Yay!Copy !req
201. What does your
fortune cookie say?Copy !req
202. Your date will find out
that you can't read.Copy !req
203. What? That's crazy!
Let me see that!Copy !req
204. Wait! It doesn't
say that at all.Copy !req
205. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
206. The fortune came true.Copy !req
207. Sea Witch, please help me!Copy !req
208. I want to be human
so I can be with
the man I love.Copy !req
209. I'll grant your wish,
young mermaid.Copy !req
210. Aah!Copy !req
211. But be warned!Copy !req
212. If any water
touches your human legs,Copy !req
213. you'll turn back
into a mermaid.Copy !req
214. Now go!Copy !req
215. Shoot! Can I have a do over?Copy !req
216. Now go!Copy !req
217. Uh! Okay. One more time!Copy !req
218. Wait for it!Copy !req
219. Okay, go, go!Copy !req
220. What? I've never
had legs before.Copy !req
221. Mmm-hmm. Go now!Copy !req
222. I stepped in a tide pool.Copy !req
223. I stepped on wet sand!Copy !req
224. I spilled my drink!Copy !req
225. Oh, come on!Copy !req
226. All right. Low tide.Copy !req
227. Now, now, now!Copy !req
228. Oh. Yes! Wow!Copy !req
229. That was a tough one
but we finally got there.Copy !req
230. Wish granted.Copy !req
231. No! Uh-uh.
All right, good luck to you.Copy !req
232. Uh, little help here?Copy !req
233. Squire, the battle draws near.Copy !req
234. Yeah, you sure you want
to keep wearing that beehive?Copy !req
235. It's all right.Copy !req
236. The bees attacked me so much
that they got tired.Copy !req
237. They're fast asleep.Copy !req
238. If you say so.Copy !req
239. Now, hand me my sword.Copy !req
240. So, I can smite the enemies
of our king.Copy !req
241. Wait! You don't have a sword?
I don't have a sword.Copy !req
242. How did you not pack a sword?Copy !req
243. Well, guess you'll have to
sit this battle out.Copy !req
244. Have you learned nothing?Copy !req
245. A knight is not defined
by the sword in his handCopy !req
246. but by the strength
of his character.Copy !req
247. Pretty sure you definitely
need a sword.Copy !req
248. Because this battle
is for realsies.
So, let's quit!Copy !req
249. Nonsense. I will simply use,
nature's sword! A weasel!Copy !req
250. And with that weasel,
I will vanquish my foesCopy !req
251. and people will tell talesCopy !req
252. of Sir Anthony,
the clever knight.Copy !req
253. Charge!Copy !req
254. - Aah!Copy !req
255. Weasel!Copy !req
256. I think there's something
wrong with my guy.Copy !req
257. Does anyone want
to trade guys?Copy !req
258. The bees woke up. Aah!Copy !req
259. Shh! Go to sleep,
go to sleep, bees.Copy !req
260. Go to sleep,
go to sleep.Copy !req
261. And now,
the evening news with anchor,
Andrea Gutierrez.Copy !req
262. Good evening!Copy !req
263. Andrea Gutierrez is out sick
but not to worry.Copy !req
264. I, your beloved
sports reporter,Copy !req
265. am filling in
as anchor tonight.Copy !req
266. Let's get right into it!Copy !req
267. There was a 10-car
collision todayCopy !req
268. as an SUV made a run through
the end zoneCopy !req
269. and was sacked by the defense.Copy !req
270. Nope. That was bad.Copy !req
271. I'm doing a bad job.Copy !req
272. Let's just go
right to the sceneCopy !req
273. with our traffic reporter.Copy !req
274. Our traffic reporter
is out sick but never fear.Copy !req
275. I, your trusted movie critic,
am on the scene.Copy !req
276. I give this crash three stars.Copy !req
277. Worse! You're worse than me.Copy !req
278. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!Copy !req
279. We are really blowing
this newscast.Copy !req
280. Now, for a weather report,
we go to our own, Chef Joan,Copy !req
281. because our weatherman
is sick.Copy !req
282. Obviously.Copy !req
283. I made a cake!Copy !req
284. You're supposed to be giving
us the weather forecast.Copy !req
285. Why would I do that?
I'm a chef!Copy !req
286. You know what,
I just decided I'm sick too.Copy !req
287. Yeah, I'm sick and
I'm going home.Copy !req
288. So long everyone!Copy !req
289. - Where did you go?Copy !req
290. There you are!Copy !req
291. You try it! Here I am.Copy !req
292. Woah! What just happened?Copy !req
293. Aah! Okay. We're done
with peekaboo.
No more peekaboo.Copy !req
294. No, no. Don't fall asleep.
No, no, no, no...Copy !req
295. Here we are, thieves.
The mouth of our secret cave.Copy !req
296. All there is to say now
is say the magic wordCopy !req
297. and we can access our den
of golden riches.Copy !req
298. Open sesame!Copy !req
299. Open sesame!Copy !req
300. Open sesame! Sesame!Copy !req
301. - What's the problem?
- There is no problem.Copy !req
302. I, I guess I was just saying
the wrong one.Copy !req
303. Ah, open sensei. Open seeds.
Open almonds.Copy !req
304. Don't tell me
you forgot the word?Copy !req
305. Thought it was sesame.
I, um...Copy !req
306. Top town. Is it top town?
Top town one.Copy !req
307. - Open it or I'll open you!Copy !req
308. Top town one, all caps,
always a zero?Copy !req
309. Why didn't you write it down?Copy !req
310. I did write it down.
On the wall. Inside the cave.Copy !req
311. Fine. It's fine, it's fine.
Hey, hey, it's fine, I got it.Copy !req
312. Uh, help operator.
Customer service.Copy !req
313. Thank you for calling
cave service.Copy !req
314. Your call is important to...Copy !req
315. How can I help you?Copy !req
316. Uh, hi! I can't get
into my cave.Copy !req
317. I, uh... My password
is not working.Copy !req
318. Okay. Well,
I can reset it for you.Copy !req
319. Can you state your
social security number?Copy !req
320. Can I not say it?Copy !req
321. I'm kind of surrounded
by thieves right now.Copy !req
322. There's no honor among them.Copy !req
323. Sorry, ma'am,
that's security measures.Copy !req
324. Do it!Copy !req
325. Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
Got you all reset nowCopy !req
326. with the default magic word
and that word is licorice.Copy !req
327. You can go ahead and, uh...
You can go say that now.Copy !req
328. Licorice!Copy !req
329. Where is all our gold?Copy !req
330. Hey, where is everything?
Uh, there's nothing in here.Copy !req
331. Yes, ma'am.
When you reset your cave,Copy !req
332. goes back
to the factory setting, sir.Copy !req
333. So, we lost all of our gold?Copy !req
334. Sorry, ma'am.
Is there anything elseCopy !req
335. I can help you
with there today?Copy !req
336. Can you save me
from 39 angry thieves?Copy !req
337. No, ma'am.Copy !req
338. Then, no. That's everything.Copy !req
339. All right.
Thank you for calling.
You have a nice day now!Copy !req
340. Who goes there?Copy !req
341. Your Majesty, it is I,
Sir Anthony,
the clever knight.Copy !req
342. And this is my
faithful squire.Copy !req
343. Leave me out of this.Copy !req
344. You are not a knight.Copy !req
345. Yes. I did misplace my helmet,
my sword.Copy !req
346. Did you say sword?Copy !req
347. And subsequently
every single one
of my belongings.Copy !req
348. But, you see,
I don't need a helmetCopy !req
349. - or a sword to be a knight.
- Sword!Copy !req
350. Not when the beehive
or weasel will do.Copy !req
351. And who needs a belt
when I can use this tree root.Copy !req
352. A knight doesn't need
a chest plateCopy !req
353. when I can use
these rose bushes.Copy !req
354. And I don't need underwear
to be a knight.
I can just wear...Copy !req
355. Please don't tell me
what you're wearing
instead of underwear.Copy !req
356. No,
I mean you're not a knightCopy !req
357. because I've never
seen you before.Copy !req
358. I never knighted you.Copy !req
359. Oh! Busted! I knew it!Copy !req
360. But you see, a knight
is not definedCopy !req
361. as someone
who is knighted by a king.Copy !req
362. That is exactly the definition
of a knight.Copy !req
363. Arrest that man
for impersonating a knight.Copy !req
364. Bees! Help!Copy !req
365. What are you doing?
Get back here this instant.Copy !req
366. - Ah! Ah!Copy !req
367. Wow, Sir Anthony,
you were right all along.Copy !req
368. A knight doesn't need thingsCopy !req
369. like a helmet
or a breast plate.Copy !req
370. All a true knight needs
is courageCopy !req
371. conviction and angry animals.Copy !req
372. Yes. Ow!Copy !req
373. And thus begins
the saga, ow...Copy !req
374. Of Sir Anthony,
the clever knight. Ow!Copy !req
375. Do you think those bees
will stop stinging you
soon or...Copy !req
376. Probably not.
They've had a lot of rest.Copy !req
377. Ow, ooh, ow!Copy !req
378. - Woah! My underwear
just woke up.Copy !req
379. We have to go!Copy !req