Right Now Kapow 1x26

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Moon hires crazy nannies for Candy and Dog; the group of adventurers (from "Magic Chair" and "Dragon Riders") are on the evil wizard's side in a battle between good and evil, and they don't even know it.

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1. Eliza, Mathew!

2. Ah, there you are.

3. I am off for the evening. I want you two on your best behavior.

4. - Yes, Father. - Don't "Yes, Father" me.

5. I know how rambunctious you can get.

6. I have hired a nanny to look after you.

7. This is Miss Bindlebum.

8. Hello, children.

9. She's going to teach you some manners.

10. It's high time you learned some etiquette.

11. Good evening.

12. Why the long faces, children?

13. Learning how to behave properly can be fun.

14. Let's begin with table manners.

15. Really? That doesn't seem right.

16. Father did say to mind the nanny.

17. We are not supposed to...

18. Uh...

19. Fools!

20. That was different than I expected.

21. Children, I'm home early.

22. They canceled the opera because that mean dog is back.

23. Ah!

24. What's happened here?

25. Oh, my rude little children scared another nanny away.

26. Off to bed you two! You're grounded.

27. - But... - Now!

28. - And to think, I've only been gone for...

29. I've lost my watch.

30. Now I'll have to retrace my steps.

31. Children, come back.

32. I have to yell at you again.

33. It's beautiful day here at the racetrack

34. as we're about to begin the very first race of the day.

35. - And they're off!

36. It looks like Two-legged Mare is quickly pulling ahead for an early lead.

37. But she's quickly overtaken by Painted Zebra.

38. And now Painted Zebra is neck and neck with Two Guys in a Horse Costume.

39. But, uh-oh, what's this? Two Guys in a Horse Costume

40. is being edged out by Actual Racing Horse.

41. Yes, Actual Racing Horse is gaining a significant lead in the back stretch.

42. It looks like Actual Racing Horse is going to win it all.

43. But wait! What's this?

44. The Jockey is a Jetpack is coming up from behind.

45. - The Jockey is a Jetpack is pulling ahead.

46. And The Jockey is a Jetpack wins!

47. Wow! What an upset!

48. By which I mean, this is upsetting.

49. - Have a good trip.

50. I'll see you next fall.

51. Oh, you will.

52. You will indeed.

53. - Vengeance!

54. - I hereby call to order

55. this meeting of the Society Of Liars.

56. Excuse me. I am a little lost. Is this the Society Of Liars?

57. No!

58. - Sorry. - No.

59. - Never heard of it. - Uh, it's the next door down.

60. Uh, yeah, I knew that already.

61. Uh...

62. All right, children. We can't afford a proper society nanny,

63. because we seemed to have misplaced our money.

64. But I'm determined to teach you some manners.

65. So I found a cheaper nanny for you.

66. I want you to meet Miss Derbywaddle.

67. Hello, children.

68. We are going to have ourselves a good old flimmysham.

69. I want you to listen to every word she says.

70. Except for that last one. I don't know what that was.

71. Good evening.

72. - Now then...

73. I've been told you need a lesson in table manners.

74. That's quite all right.

75. Can't we just go to bed early?

76. Nonsense!

77. - What are you doing? - ♪ The plate goes in the middle

78. Father will be furious.

79. Do you really think she'll come back?

80. I don't know. I'm scared.

81. Children, I'm home early. I forgot my money is all gone!

82. Oh, no!

83. My horrid little children scared the nanny away again!

84. And our tableware is ruined!

85. And who stole all the gravy?

86. - Well...

87. We did, Father.

88. Well, I'm glad you told me the truth.

89. But the truth is weird and disgusting. So...

90. Off to bed, you two! You're grounded.

91. Wow! That is a fast parade.

92. Huh. There's not supposed to a parade today.

93. Robin Hood, the hero of the Sherwood Forest,

94. the savior of the downtrodden,

95. has rid our kingdom of the evil Prince John.

96. Huzza!

97. Yes, Marian, my love.

98. And now we can be wed.

99. Huzza!

100. And my family home of Locksley Manor has been restored to me.

101. Huzza!

102. And you'll give us all your money!

103. Huzza!

104. - What's that now? - You're Robin Hood.

105. You rob from the rich and give to the poor.

106. Now you're rich again. So, money!

107. - Give us your money. - Yes. Give your money, Robin Hood.

108. Yeah, but I took that oath when I was fighting evil Prince John.

109. I thought it was sort of implied that

110. when was defeated everything would go back to normal.

111. Oh, yeah! I think I heard you say that once.

112. Yeah, but you know what he said constantly?

113. Like, pretty much any chance he got?

114. "I rob from the rich and give to the poor." So...

115. - Give us your money. - Give us your money, Robin Hood!

116. No! I'm not going to.

117. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

118. Are you saying your oath doesn't apply now that you're rich?

119. Mr. Hero! Savior of the downtrodden.

120. Yeah, but she's one who called me that. I didn't... I mean...

121. All right! Take what you want.

122. No!

123. - You do it. - What?

124. You rob from the rich and give to the poor.

125. - So you gotta rob yourself.

126. - Yeah! Rob yourself! - Rob yourself, Robin Hood!

127. Oh, and make it look good.

128. - But...

129. - No! No! - But, but... No, no, no.

130. I got it.

131. - Stick 'em up!

132. It's all I got. You got 'em.

133. All right, children.

134. This time I got a nanny that you won't be able to scare away.

135. Private Regimental Quartermaster Corporal J. Albert Filiwick, III.

136. Good evening, children.

137. I trust there will be no nonsense tonight.

138. There had better not be.

139. Private Regimental Quartermaster Corporal.

140. All right, children.

141. - No song!

142. Children, this is an outrage. What on Earth...

143. - Ahem. - What?

144. - What do you want? - Tell us how to set the table for real.

145. No funny business, or else.

146. Your father will be home soon.

147. Every nanny we have ever had disappeared before he gets home,

148. and he has literally never questioned it.

149. Teach us. Now!

150. Children, I'm home early.

151. Turns out you can't pawn the clothes you are currently wearing.

152. What?

153. Why, this is wonderful!

154. Look how well-behaved you are.

155. And look how the table is set.

156. - That's interesting.

157. Well done. Let's get some lollies and go to the park.

158. Hurray!

159. We are not really going to the park.

160. We have to move in with my parents.

161. Enjoy the house!

162. Wait. Crazy people.

163. I gotta get out here before something else happens.

164. I'm back for more gravy!

165. - No! What is that?

166. Brave adventurers, these are dire times.

167. The seeing pool has warned me of a coming war.

168. A great battle between of the forces of good and the forces of...

169. - Dark magic!

170. And when the clash occurs, I will need each of you at my side.

171. On the Sword of Killgar, I swear my allegiance.

172. By the Bow of Loomhar, I will carry your banner into battle.

173. I've got this stick, so that's pretty cool.

174. Yes, good wizard.

175. Even though you sometimes forget about me...

176. Excellent.

177. I will need all of your help to defeat...

178. The Queen of the Forest.

179. Huh. Isn't the leader of a dark army usually a big, crazy guy

180. who lives in a scary castle?

181. Uh-oh. Guys, I think we might be fighting on the side of evil.

182. - What? - Are you serious?

183. No way.

184. Adventurers, we must hurry. There is much to do to prepare for the coming battle.

185. - You, lock away the people inside the city wall! - Yahoo!

186. You, release the magic clouds to block out the sun.

187. - And you, chop down the Enchanted Forest... - Huzzah!

188. Salting the earth, so nothing will ever grow again.

189. See? Doesn't that all kind of sound like forces of darkness stuff?

190. - No. The wizard is simply trying to protect his people. - Yeah.

191. And we wouldn't have sworn our allegiance to him if he were a bad guy.

192. Um, excuse me, Wizard?

193. Some of the jobs you asked us to do sounded a little...

194. Ah, yes. I haven't forgotten about you this time.

195. I need you to make sure my boiling moat is extra hot.

196. But you don't have a moat at all.

197. Just a gentle brook that runs past the castle.

198. - Boil it!

199. I don't feel good about this.

200. - Wait, wait!

201. Wear this.

202. Put it on.

203. Hey there, little buddy, what's wrong?

204. Blah! Blah!

205. Aw! Did you get your vampire stuck in that tree?

206. Mmm-hmm.

207. Well, I think we can help get him down.

208. - You can? - Sure, we can.

209. Don't you worry about a thing.

210. Blah! Blah!

211. Don't worry, little guy. I got ya.

212. Be careful.

213. - Don't worry. Come on now. I'm just going to...

214. - Ow! - Blah, blah, blah-blah!

215. Blah, blah, blah.

216. Oh, no! Now they are both stuck!

217. Don't you worry about a thing. I'm going to get them down.

218. - All right. See, I'm just...

219. Blah! Blah!

220. Blah, blah, blah!

221. Blah! Blah!

222. Blah. - Okay.

223. - Now don't...

224. Blah, blah!

225. I'm not going up there.

226. Blah, blah, blah!

227. You did it! You saved my vampire.

228. Oh, I am never going to let you loose again.

229. Blah, blah.

230. Well, great! Now what am I going to do with them?

231. My advice,

232. put them on a leash.

233. Sire, your fountain is finally complete.

234. Yes, Your Majesty. I toiled day and night to capture your very essence.

235. Behold!

236. Is... Is that how you see me?

237. King Crybaby, come back!

238. Yeah, uh. We've just been invaded by every other country in the world.

239. Yes, that makes sense.

240. Stand your ground, the enemy approaches.

241. Yeah. That wasn't really what I was picturing as "the forces of darkness."

242. - There is too many. We need backup.

243. Arise, my army of the night!

244. Yeah. That's pretty much what I was picturing.

245. See? Doesn't this clash between the forces of good and evil

246. - seem kinda weird? - What do you mean?

247. Doesn't it look like those forest creatures are fighting on the side of good,

248. and the wizard is evil?

249. Of course not.

250. If the wizard was evil, then why would the trolls and ogres

251. help him pull his prisoner carts?

252. Yeah, but the wizard has them in chains,

253. and working against their will.

254. Nonsense! We wouldn't have sworn our allegiance to the wizard

255. - if he were a bad guy. - Yeah.

256. - Do we look evil?

257. No, but neither do they.

258. See, look at that.

259. Doe-eyed beavers, and cuddly rabbits, and chubby squirrels.

260. Now look at our side.

261. Skeletons. Just so many skeletons.

262. And also the shadow people. They're cool.

263. Friends forever. Right, buddy?

264. Went through ya.

265. Oh, right. How could I forget about the shadow people?

266. The red-eyed, sharp-fanged, shadow people.

267. Our noblest allies.

268. - Ugh!

269. We here at the Insect Research Society are pleased to announce

270. we discovered 40,000 new species of insect this year.

271. - And now is the scientist who discovered all of them

272. at the same time, under one rock.

273. Ugh, bugs.

274. So many bugs.

275. In honor of your achievement, we present to you this trophy!

276. Don't lift that! Don't lift anything!

277. There could be more bugs!

278. You seem a little nervous. Here, have some water.

279. Wow, Mrs. Hamman.

280. Did you build this spaceship for our science class?

281. It's not a spaceship.

282. Today we are going to learn about the human body from the inside.

283. - Using my incredible shrinking technology.

284. This is so cool.

285. We are now small enough to slip undetected into the human body.

286. Now, who should we explore?

287. How about Principal Lewis?

288. Yeah!

289. You got it.

290. There he is!

291. Okay, class. If we time this just right

292. he'll inhale us right into his nose.

293. But if he sneezes, he'll blow us clear across the room.

294. Careful, careful.

295. Now!

296. Ow! What the heck? What is this thing?

297. Can he see us?

298. I don't think we're small enough.

299. Nonsense. I'm going to try this again.

300. Ow! Help!

301. We should stop.

302. Just gotta time it right.

303. To the respiratory system!

304. Quickly! Into the nose!

305. Ow!

306. Oh, wrong turn. Hang on.

307. MRS. Uh-oh, hold on kids. He's about to sneeze!

308. I think he's crying.

309. Time to put this baby into hyperdrive.

310. No! - Why are you doing this?

311. Well, sorry, kids. This was kind of a bust.

312. He's not moving.

313. Hey, you're right!

314. Um, Mrs. Hamman...

315. Once he wedges against the wall, we'll have more leverage.

316. Science!

317. Why? Why?

318. We did it. We defeated the Queen of the Forest.

319. Huzza!

320. We are heroes!

321. Er, I don't think we are, though.

322. Uh-uh-uh, adventurers.

323. The battle isn't over yet.

324. - Destroy them.

325. Aw, man!

326. Quick, before they can explain any painful truths.

327. Hurray. Stop her before the magic Light of Hope restores her powers.

328. Guys, a heavenly beam of light just came down from the sky

329. and bought the Queen back to life.

330. Would a beam of light ever do that for him?

331. Skeletons!

332. The power of friendship has rejuvenated the enemy!

333. - Attack!

334. Aw, man! The wizard is evil.

335. I can't believe we swore allegiance to the bad guy.

336. Wait. Didn't you already know that?

337. I knew that.

338. - You mean, you're evil? - Yeah! Of course, I'm evil.

339. Remember when we found that magic fish

340. and it offered us three wishes,

341. and I wished for a fork, a knife and tartar sauce?

342. But we thought you just hungry and dumb.

343. What? No, I'm smart.

344. Evil and smart.

345. - Oops.

346. Well, I am going to switch sides.

347. I wanna fight the wizard instead.

348. But if we break our oath, then we're worse than our enemies!

349. Yeah. I think that's, uh, already true.

350. Huzza!

351. - We're the good guys now! - Apparently!

352. I am very disappointed with the three of you.

353. - Four. - So, I'm confused.

354. - Were we bad the whole time, like, from the start? - Yup.

355. But remember we did all those fun things.

356. We were good.

357. Nope. Definitely evil.

358. What if, while we were laughing and having fun adventures,

359. we were, maybe, hurting the world?

360. Pretty much.

361. No, if we were bad, someone would have stopped us.

362. Right?

363. And we're canceled.