1. There seems to be some
structure up ahead.Copy !req
2. That must be what's blocking
these sewer pipes.Copy !req
3. Aw, man. Busted.Copy !req
4. What? What is it? Who are you?Copy !req
5. We're the Radical Mutants.Copy !req
6. A mad, chill,
underground rap crew.Copy !req
7. And it looks like somebody
finally discovered
our little man-cave.Copy !req
8. - You're men?
- Well, I'm a woman.Copy !req
9. But you have a beard.Copy !req
10. That's not what that is.Copy !req
11. Never mind.
That's not important.Copy !req
12. We just need to get you three
out of this sewer.Copy !req
13. You're backing up the pipes
and if I don't release
the pressure soon,Copy !req
14. it's gonna explode.Copy !req
15. Nah.Copy !req
16. What do you mean, "Nah?"Copy !req
17. You're all clearly mutating
from something down here.Copy !req
18. This place is bad for you.Copy !req
19. Look, lady.
We're just like anybody else.Copy !req
20. Except for one difference.Copy !req
21. You all have too many ears?Copy !req
22. We hate rules!Copy !req
23. That's the whole reason
we moved down to the sewer.Copy !req
24. There are no rules.Copy !req
25. Drop a beat.Copy !req
26. Radical, right?Copy !req
27. You didn't actually move.Copy !req
28. Skip me, skip me.Copy !req
29. What do you mean, "it?"
Feel what?Copy !req
30. Are you feeling it right now?Copy !req
31. You guys can't stay down here.Copy !req
32. Sorry, Magic Mirror,
but my king commands meCopy !req
33. to destroy you.Copy !req
34. You've been spying on us
for too long.Copy !req
35. Magic Mirror!Copy !req
36. Ah! The Queen.Copy !req
37. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.Copy !req
38. Awaken, Magic Mirror.
Your queen summons you.Copy !req
39. I hear and obey, My Queen.Copy !req
40. I have received word that
my enemy, the KingCopy !req
41. has sent a spy
into my kingdom.Copy !req
42. The interloper
could be anywhere.Copy !req
43. Magic Mirror, I command you.
Show me the King's spy.Copy !req
44. Behold, the King's spy.Copy !req
45. There he is.
What scheme is he concocting?Copy !req
46. I know that beach
from somewhere.Copy !req
47. Yes, it's very familiar.Copy !req
48. Perhaps, he means
to pirate our ships.Copy !req
49. Where did he go?Copy !req
50. Mirror, find the spy.Copy !req
51. Behold, the spy.Copy !req
52. So, he's left the beach
because he's...Copy !req
53. Oh, in some sort of prison.Copy !req
54. And, oh, no.Copy !req
55. He's trapped inside
with a giant bird!Copy !req
56. Well,Copy !req
57. I guess we won't have to worry
about him anymore. Wait!Copy !req
58. He's escaped. Find him.Copy !req
59. - Behold, him.
- Wait a moment.Copy !req
60. Something's wrong.
Where is that? Is he...Copy !req
61. This servant
is in the stomach
of the giant bird.Copy !req
62. Oh, it's eaten him.
It's awful.Copy !req
63. It's so horrible
I can't bear to watch.Copy !req
64. Turn away.Copy !req
65. Turn away.Copy !req
66. Phew!Copy !req
67. What a terrible way to go.Copy !req
68. That's enough, Mirror.
You may sleep.Copy !req
69. We'll never see him again.Copy !req
70. Hey!Copy !req
71. Aw, shoot.Copy !req
72. - You are so dead.
- Ah, shoot.Copy !req
73. The hardest part is that,
even though I've seen Bigfoot,Copy !req
74. nobody believes me.Copy !req
75. - Yeah.
- For sure, for sure.Copy !req
76. Tell me about it.Copy !req
77. Seeing Bigfoot has taken
its toll on all of us.Copy !req
78. But don't you think it's time
we moved past it?Copy !req
79. Start getting our lives
back on track.Copy !req
80. Yeah, I guess we should
just move on.Copy !req
81. Probably, yeah.Copy !req
82. I guess.Copy !req
83. Back up, back up,
back up, back up.Copy !req
84. Aw, man. I did not need that.Copy !req
85. Dad, when I grow up,
am I gonna go bald like you?Copy !req
86. Don't worry.Copy !req
87. They say it runs in the family
on your mother's side.Copy !req
88. Your mom's dad isn't bald.
Are you, Grandpa Bob?Copy !req
89. Actually, I am bald.
I'm wearing a toupee.Copy !req
90. Huh, okay.Copy !req
91. So, maybe you will go bald.Copy !req
92. But it's really not so bad.
Is it, Grandpa Bob?Copy !req
93. Nah, my hair fell out
when I was 20.Copy !req
94. When I was 25,
my head fell off.Copy !req
95. This one's fake too.Copy !req
96. - Yikes.
- Sorry, kid.Copy !req
97. Looks like you've got a rough
road ahead of you, after all.Copy !req
98. Hey, Grandpa Bob,
when you got your fake head,Copy !req
99. why didn't you just get
one with hair?Copy !req
100. Ah, you're talking
to my fake head there.Copy !req
101. You got to talk
into my neck hole.Copy !req
102. No, I don't have to do that.Copy !req
103. We're not related.
I don't have to do that.Copy !req
104. Now, honey. Be nice.Copy !req
105. Guys, the pressure
on these pipesCopy !req
106. has doubled since
the last time I was here.Copy !req
107. We need to get you
out of this sewerCopy !req
108. before the whole
place explodes.Copy !req
109. Nah.Copy !req
110. Hmm, that sounds an awful
lot like a rule.Copy !req
111. Is refusing to follow
the rules really worth havingCopy !req
112. an extra eyeball
in your armpit?Copy !req
113. Or eating toilet pizza,Copy !req
114. or living in the sewers
with a monster?Copy !req
115. No, it's not here.Copy !req
116. I'm just giving you
an example.Copy !req
117. Look, I knew you wouldn't
listen to reason.Copy !req
118. So, I prepared the only thing
you will listen to. A rap.Copy !req
119. All right, all right.
You want a rap battle?Copy !req
120. Try this on for size.
Drop the beat!Copy !req
121. Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
122. Give it up for the King.Copy !req
123. Wow, before we met you,Copy !req
124. we thought we were
rap masters.Copy !req
125. Throwing down beats all day
and night and day againCopy !req
126. as we no longer sleep
due to eyelid melt.Copy !req
127. I've been awake for a year!Copy !req
128. But you? You just rhymed sick
with sick, four times.Copy !req
129. That's not following
any rules.Copy !req
130. You won this rap battle,
fair and square.Copy !req
131. So, does that mean
you'll leave?Copy !req
132. That means you're joining
our squad.Copy !req
133. No one will beat us now.Copy !req
134. Radical!Copy !req
135. No.Copy !req
136. I moved again!Copy !req
137. I changed my mind.Copy !req
138. I don't want to help
you practice
your knife-throwing.Copy !req
139. Don't be scared,
brave assistant.Copy !req
140. This is just practice.
That's why I'm using spoons.Copy !req
141. I know, but you're terrible.Copy !req
142. That's why I need
a lot of practice.Copy !req
143. Okay, class. We've got
a special guest today.Copy !req
144. Give a big, warm welcome
to Jean Lasco, the snake guy.Copy !req
145. Hey, kids. I'm, uh,
very excited to meet ya.Copy !req
146. And, so is Tiffany,
my boa constrictor.Copy !req
147. - Oh.
Whoa.Copy !req
148. Don't be shy.
Feel free to pet her.Copy !req
149. Ask questions throughout,
all right?Copy !req
150. Now, snakes are found
on every continent
but Antarctica.Copy !req
151. This is so cool.
Are you a snake scientist?Copy !req
152. The proper term
is herpetologist.Copy !req
153. And, no.Copy !req
154. Now, snakes look like
they don't have earsCopy !req
155. but they do internally.Copy !req
156. Do you work at a zoo?Copy !req
157. Not even a little.Copy !req
158. Now, people think
snakes are slimyCopy !req
159. but they're actually
dry to the touch.Copy !req
160. Is there any sort of job
or professional reasonCopy !req
161. for you to have
this many snakes?Copy !req
162. Not at all.Copy !req
163. Some snakes, like
the black mamba,Copy !req
164. - use venom to hunt their prey.Copy !req
165. So, you're just a guy
who owns snakes?Copy !req
166. With 35 different species
of snake in my apartment,Copy !req
167. I'll tell ya, sometimes
it feels likeCopy !req
168. the snakes own me, you know.Copy !req
169. Are all these snakes
even safe?Copy !req
170. As someone who owns
well over the legal amount
of snakes,Copy !req
171. I'd say, yes.Copy !req
172. Oh, what's the legal amount
of snakes?Copy !req
173. Good question.Copy !req
174. It's an arbitrary numberCopy !req
175. made up
by small-minded people.Copy !req
176. And far less snakes
than a man should rightfully
be able to own.Copy !req
177. So, let me get this straight.Copy !req
178. You're just a random guy
with an apartment
full of snakesCopy !req
179. that our teacher allowed
onto school property?Copy !req
180. You betcha.Copy !req
181. Are any of these
snakes poisonous?Copy !req
182. No.Copy !req
183. Oh.Copy !req
184. The proper term is venomous.Copy !req
185. To our newest squad member.
Pizza-five!Copy !req
186. Come on. Pizza-five us.Copy !req
187. Guys, please. The pipes could
explode at any moment.Copy !req
188. I'm begging you,
we gotta get out of here.Copy !req
189. Nah.Copy !req
190. You say you hate rules,Copy !req
191. but you've turned
"never leave the sewers,"Copy !req
192. into a rule.Copy !req
193. Aren't the most heinous rulesCopy !req
194. the rules we make
for ourselves?Copy !req
195. Wow, you're right.Copy !req
196. We will come to the surface
with you.Copy !req
197. But first, you gotta help us
with one last battle.Copy !req
198. Like a rap battle?Copy !req
199. - Or...Copy !req
200. Sure, if you think
it would work.Copy !req
201. I'm gonna use a pipe
or a brick.Copy !req
202. Move!Copy !req
203. You know I can't.Copy !req
204. Whoa!Copy !req
205. Come get me!Copy !req
206. Ah, you mess with the King.Copy !req
207. Use your secret third arm!Copy !req
208. I don't have one!Copy !req
209. Uh-oh.Copy !req
210. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
211. We did it.Copy !req
212. No rules rules!Copy !req
213. What...Copy !req
214. What happened?Copy !req
215. I dragged you out of the sewer
and brought you
to the hospital.Copy !req
216. You two are now totally
mutation free!Copy !req
217. Wait, weren't there
three of us?Copy !req
218. Uh, when we treated you guys,
you two got better,Copy !req
219. and your friend
turned into that.Copy !req
220. He was never a person.
He was literallyCopy !req
221. a pile of garbage,
brought to life. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
222. - Wow.Copy !req
223. He really did play
by his own rules.Copy !req
224. Well, you're not out
of the woods yet.Copy !req
225. But if you keep taking
your treatment hourly,Copy !req
226. you'll be 100% cured
in no time.Copy !req
227. Hmm, that sounds like a rule.Copy !req
228. Nah.Copy !req
229. - Nah.
Nah.Copy !req
230. I say, Lord Cuddlebum,
if I had known this shortcutCopy !req
231. would take us through
the village of stink peasantsCopy !req
232. I wouldn't have bothered.Copy !req
233. Good heavens.Copy !req
234. It appears we've
run over some sort of...Copy !req
235. It's like a very firm mushroom
with skin and teeth.Copy !req
236. I'm not a mushroom.
I'm a woman.Copy !req
237. Well,
Lord Cuddlebum,Copy !req
238. I believe you found your lady
for the King's ball.Copy !req
239. Ugh, can you imagine
what it would takeCopy !req
240. to turn this into
a proper ladyCopy !req
241. - fit for the ball?
- Come now.Copy !req
242. For all we know,
she has feelings.Copy !req
243. Not in my legs.Copy !req
244. There we go. Ouch, then.Copy !req
245. I could make a lady out of her
in no time at all.Copy !req
246. But, then a student is only
as good as her teacher.Copy !req
247. Are you suggesting that you
are more knowledgeable than I,Copy !req
248. about matters
of etiquette and dress?Copy !req
249. - There's a cloud on your head.Copy !req
250. Care to make a wager?Copy !req
251. Choose any peasant you like.Copy !req
252. We'll see which one of us can
mold the finer lady.Copy !req
253. I win. I got the mold.
I win a cloud.Copy !req
254. You're on.Copy !req
255. And for my protege,
I choose her.Copy !req
256. I don't think this peasant
is a real person.Copy !req
257. That's a cow. And I'm Herbert.Copy !req
258. Ah, ah, ah. Don't speakCopy !req
259. until we fix
the things you say.Copy !req
260. The game is afoot.Copy !req
261. Speaking of which,
up you go, my lady.Copy !req
262. Look, you win.
You've got the mold.Copy !req
263. - Hah!Copy !req
264. We've as good as won, my lady.Copy !req
265. Beautiful lady, cow.Copy !req
266. All right, this next trick is
called, "Walking the dog."Copy !req
267. Aw, that sweet yo-yo.Copy !req
268. Wow, cool. Awesome.Copy !req
269. That's cool,
but check this out.Copy !req
270. I call it,
"Chasing the squirrel."Copy !req
271. No, not while
I'm walking the dog.Copy !req
272. No, bad dog.Copy !req
273. Help! Help me!Copy !req
274. I'll save you.Copy !req
275. Vine, vine.Copy !req
276. - Vine, snake!Copy !req
277. Vine, vine.Copy !req
278. Vine, vine.Copy !req
279. - Giraffe.Copy !req
280. Vine, vine, vine, vine.Copy !req
281. Vine, tree octopus!Copy !req
282. Juliet, sweet Juliet.Copy !req
283. O, that I were a glove
upon that hand,
that I might touch that cheek!Copy !req
284. You like hiding
in the bushes, too?
Creeping on the fair maiden.Copy !req
285. I know a fellow creeper
when I see one.Copy !req
286. No, sir.
I am not here "creeping."Copy !req
287. I am in love with Juliet.Copy !req
288. Her name is Juliet, you say?Copy !req
289. - Pretty name.
- Uh...Copy !req
290. No, that's just a guess.Copy !req
291. I've been watching her
for years.Copy !req
292. But never knew her name.
Juliet.Copy !req
293. - Ugh!Copy !req
294. Go away. You're awful.Copy !req
295. Think you're better than
the rest of us, huh?Copy !req
296. - Two creepers?Copy !req
297. I think you mean
three creepers, pal.Copy !req
298. You're spying on the lady too.Copy !req
299. Ooh, her name is Juliet.Copy !req
300. Juliet, huh?Copy !req
301. Good to finally
have a name,Copy !req
302. to go with this lock of hair.Copy !req
303. I am not like you.Copy !req
304. My situation is
completely different.Copy !req
305. We're in love.Copy !req
306. But our families
are bitter rivals.Copy !req
307. And if I'm caught with her,
it will cause
a war betwixt our houses.Copy !req
308. Hey, pipe down,
or she'll hear you.Copy !req
309. And that's never good
for us creepers.Copy !req
310. - I am not a creeper!
- Hmm?Copy !req
311. Who's there?
Romeo, is that you?Copy !req
312. Oh, no. What do we do?Copy !req
313. Okay, we'll let you go.Copy !req
314. But if you tell her
we're here,Copy !req
315. we'll scream for the guards.Copy !req
316. I'm not joking. We'll do it.Copy !req
317. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?Copy !req
318. Hey, uh, it's me.Copy !req
319. Romeo.Copy !req
320. Romeo, my love.Copy !req
321. Hiding in my garden
to watch me at my window.Copy !req
322. Kiss me, my darling.Copy !req
323. Uh, let's,
let's go inside first.Copy !req
324. Swear your love here,
in front of none
but I and the heavens,Copy !req
325. and seal your wordCopy !req
326. - with a kiss.Copy !req
327. No, no. I can't do this.Copy !req
328. Guards, come and get me.Copy !req
329. I'm over here
in Juliet's gardenCopy !req
330. - with two creepers.Copy !req
331. If you're going
to be a proper lady,Copy !req
332. you must learn
to speak correctly.Copy !req
333. Repeat after me.Copy !req
334. Harry has honey ham.Copy !req
335. Harry has only...Copy !req
336. I'm not finished.Copy !req
337. His hired hands,Copy !req
338. hating his horrible
hybrid-hog habit,Copy !req
339. hatch hostilities.Copy !req
340. "Help!" Harry hollers.Copy !req
341. - His harassers hog-tied...Copy !req
342. Pretty cow. Beautiful dancer.Copy !req
343. Hey, I was seeing that.Copy !req
344. I will not lose this wager.Copy !req
345. I will make a lady out of you.Copy !req
346. Pretend I'm the Queen,
and introduce yourself.Copy !req
347. I'm Herbert.
Hello, Your Mamjesty.Copy !req
348. - Majesty.
- Mamjam.Copy !req
349. Do not call the Queen Mamjam.
Never do this! And curtsy!Copy !req
350. - That's good. Too low.
- Your Mamjesty...Copy !req
351. Far too low. Get up!Copy !req
352. Are you eating something
from the floor?Copy !req
353. Spit it out. What is that?Copy !req
354. - Come here. Don't you swallow.Copy !req
355. - Hey!
- It's gone.Copy !req
356. - What was it?
- I ate it.Copy !req
357. Oh. Lord Cuddlebum.
How's the lesson going?Copy !req
358. Splendid, Lord Stubbins.
Just teaching her
how to waltz.Copy !req
359. She'll be ready
for the King's ball.
Just you wait.Copy !req
360. I'm afraid you'll never match
my ugly duckling here.Copy !req
361. Herbert, be a lady
and introduce yourself.Copy !req
362. Hello, wall-face. I'm Herbert.Copy !req
363. You're supposed
to kiss my hand.Copy !req
364. I, I don't want to do that.Copy !req
365. Come on, Cuddlebum.
Be a gentleman
and kiss her hand.Copy !req
366. - No. Please, I won't.
Give us a smooch.Copy !req
367. The wager is mine
to lose, Cuddlebum.Copy !req
368. I'd like to see
your lady beat that.Copy !req
369. - Cow.Copy !req
370. Well, how did she
get up there? Oh, no.Copy !req
371. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
372. - Pretty wall-cow.Copy !req
373. - There goes the meanest man
in the West.
- Yup.Copy !req
374. There he goes.
Roughest, toughest,Copy !req
375. meanest man in the West.Copy !req
376. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
377. Yes, sir. He's the biggest,
baddest, ugliest,Copy !req
378. rudest, angriest, craziest,
hairiest, stinkiest,Copy !req
379. slimiest, dumbest,
roughest, toughest,Copy !req
380. meanest man in the West.Copy !req
381. You know, Bill.
I think you might actually be
the meanest man in the West.Copy !req
382. Well, I'm afraid I have
some bad news.Copy !req
383. I'm diagnosing youCopy !req
384. with a mild case of acne.Copy !req
385. Oh.Copy !req
386. Oh, and if you ever
smile again, you'll explode.Copy !req
387. Wow, okay. That's not so...
Wait, what was
that second thing?Copy !req
388. It's an extremely
rare condition.Copy !req
389. If you ever smile again,
you'll explode.Copy !req
390. Uh...Copy !req
391. Here. I have a chart
that can help explain.Copy !req
392. Do you understand now?Copy !req
393. Doc, you've gotta be joking.Copy !req
394. No! No smiling.Copy !req
395. I'm afraid this is
no laughing matter.Copy !req
396. Now, with some
small adjustments,Copy !req
397. you can still lead
a relatively normal,
smile-free life.Copy !req
398. For example, instead of having
your favorite mealCopy !req
399. try eating a bowl of sand,Copy !req
400. or gravel.Copy !req
401. Instead of going
to a birthday party,Copy !req
402. go to the funeral
of a stranger.Copy !req
403. Instead of playing
with an adorable puppy,Copy !req
404. try a deadly cobra.Copy !req
405. Oh, there go
my false teeth, sorry.Copy !req
406. Oh...Copy !req
407. So funny, must not smile.Copy !req
408. Must look away.Copy !req
409. Ooh...Copy !req
410. I tell ya. It's a miracle.Copy !req
411. I didn't think
it was possible.Copy !req
412. But you're completely cured.Copy !req
413. I, I am?Copy !req
414. Of your acne.
You're cured of your acne.Copy !req
415. Sorry, had a little
yawn there.Copy !req
416. I stayed up late reading
a book about trains.Copy !req
417. Oh. Oh, my.Copy !req
418. Nurse, please
send in the womanCopy !req
419. who can't think
about elephants
or she'll melt.Copy !req
420. Remember what I taught you.
If I'm to win this wagerCopy !req
421. you've got to prove
you're more of a refined ladyCopy !req
422. than Lord Cuddlebum's girl.Copy !req
423. Oh, she is beautiful.
I admit it.Copy !req
424. Presenting Lord Cuddlebum
and Lady Moo.Copy !req
425. Enchantress.Copy !req
426. Presenting Lord Stubbins
and Lady Herbert.Copy !req
427. Okay, follow my lead
and remember...Copy !req
428. Oh, no. I'm falling.Copy !req
429. - Blast!Copy !req
430. Hello,
Lord Stubbins.Copy !req
431. Looks like my lady is a hit.Copy !req
432. - Ah-ha! Hear that?Copy !req
433. It's time for the waltz.Copy !req
434. Now, we'll see who
the true lady is.Copy !req
435. Careful, Lady Herbert.
We can't miss a step.Copy !req
436. You got a cloud on your head.Copy !req
437. Lady Moo, your feet are like
the wings of an angel.Copy !req
438. Oh, my Lady Moo missed a step.Copy !req
439. The ball is ruined.Copy !req
440. I win!Copy !req
441. I've made Lady Herbert
the finest lady at the ball.Copy !req
442. You win the wager.
But I'm the true victor.Copy !req
443. For I have won her heart.Copy !req
444. Lady Moo, I intend
to marry you.Copy !req
445. You take my breath away.Copy !req
446. I can't breathe.Copy !req
447. And I win my wager.Copy !req
448. I bet that one
of you cloud-headsCopy !req
449. would marry a cow.Copy !req
450. Give me your cud.
I won it fair and square.Copy !req
451. You're my true lady.Copy !req
452. And a true cow.Copy !req
453. And a fake lady.Copy !req
454. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
455. Oh, ow, ooh.Copy !req
456. Oh, do stop. Do stop.
Seriously, stop.Copy !req
457. Someone do something!Copy !req
458. Give it up for the King.Copy !req