1. Boy, howdy!Copy !req
2. I do believe I'm the best
dang banjo player
there's ever been.Copy !req
3. - Oh, really?Copy !req
4. You put on one heck of a show,
Tammy!Copy !req
5. But, I'll bet you... Ha-ha!Copy !req
6. I can do better.Copy !req
7. - You wanna bet?
- Yes!Copy !req
8. And if you win,
I'll give you this.Copy !req
9. - A solid gold banjo.
Ooh!Copy !req
10. But if you lose
you'll have to sign over
your soul.Copy !req
11. Hmm.Copy !req
12. Mr. Devil, sir,
that's one heck of a wager.Copy !req
13. - You're on.Copy !req
14. Just try and do
better than this.Copy !req
15. Wait? That's it?Copy !req
16. - Where's the rest?Copy !req
17. The rest? What...
What are you talking about?Copy !req
18. You play a mighty fine banjo.
No denying.Copy !req
19. But you bet me
you can put on a better show.Copy !req
20. When I perform
I also dance a jig.Copy !req
21. Okay. I'm, uh...Copy !req
22. I'm not really prepared
to do a jig.Copy !req
23. I was lead to believe
this would be
strictly just a banjo thing.Copy !req
24. If you want to weasel
out of the betCopy !req
25. I s'pose you don't
have to dance.Copy !req
26. What? No, no, no!
Sure I can do a jig.Copy !req
27. - Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
28. Ooh! I twisted my ankle.Copy !req
29. Ow-wee!Copy !req
30. That was horrible.Copy !req
31. No, no! I'm not finished yet.Copy !req
32. There's... There's more
dance left.Copy !req
33. No. I mean
that fall was horrible.Copy !req
34. You ought to have
that ankle looked at.Copy !req
35. The only person
who oughta look
at his ankle is you.Copy !req
36. - So you'll know when you...Copy !req
37. - Oh!
- Ouch! Ouch!Copy !req
38. I don't really feel good
about this.Copy !req
39. But it does
kinda feel like I won here.Copy !req
40. Here, fine!
You won on a technicality.Copy !req
41. You happy about that?Copy !req
42. At last.Copy !req
43. We meet again, master.Copy !req
44. And this time
vengeance shall be mine.Copy !req
45. Who are you?Copy !req
46. Someone you thought
you'd never see again.Copy !req
47. I'm so sorry. Have we met?Copy !req
48. - 'Cause...
- What? Yes!Copy !req
49. - Is your name Craig?
- No!Copy !req
50. Okay, hang on.
I think I recognize you now.Copy !req
51. Mustache Donnie!Copy !req
52. I'm not Mustache Donnie!Copy !req
53. I don't have a mustache.Copy !req
54. - Are you regular Donnie?Copy !req
55. How am I supposed
to get revenge on you
if you have no idea who I am?Copy !req
56. Look I'm sorry.
Just give me a little hint.Copy !req
57. You said I had the potential
to become the greatest
fighter that ever lived.Copy !req
58. Can you be more specific?Copy !req
59. You taught me Kung-Fu
for nine years
before betraying meCopy !req
60. to the Emperor's guards!Copy !req
61. Okay. We're narrowing it down.Copy !req
62. That's a statue of me
right there!Copy !req
63. That's you? I thought that was
Mustache Donnie.Copy !req
64. That statue doesn't have
a mustache!Copy !req
65. It's me, Craig!Copy !req
66. Hey, wait a second.
I said Craig.Copy !req
67. Oh, I thought you said Greg.Copy !req
68. - No.
- That's funny.Copy !req
69. Sorry, hon.
I know it's your birthday,Copy !req
70. but all the batting cages
are full.Copy !req
71. All that's left
are the outfield cages.Copy !req
72. Oh!Copy !req
73. You're doing great, hon!Copy !req
74. Oh, no!
A robot's attacking the city.Copy !req
75. Never fear!Copy !req
76. Cheer Squad is here!Copy !req
77. Come on, guys. Let's do this.Copy !req
78. ♪ We're in it to win itCopy !req
79. Oh, thank goodness,
Cheer Squad,
we need your help!Copy !req
80. Cheer Squad is on it!Copy !req
81. - Who are we cheering for?Copy !req
82. - What?
- Just point out the person who
is going to fight the robotCopy !req
83. - and we'll cheer them on.Copy !req
84. - You're not going to
fight it yourselves?
- No.Copy !req
85. We're cheerleaders.
We just cheer.Copy !req
86. But I thought you were
like cheerleading-themed
superheroes.Copy !req
87. That's a pretty big leap
to make.Copy !req
88. No, it's not!
You did a whole song.Copy !req
89. Yeah.
Because we're cheerleaders.Copy !req
90. You introduced yourselves
with a dance,
you have matching outfits.Copy !req
91. Hey, guy.
You're just describing
cheerleaders.Copy !req
92. You transformed
into your costumes
while I watched!Copy !req
93. Ew!Copy !req
94. No. It's not like that.Copy !req
95. You are very misleading.Copy !req
96. You are very misleading,
lying teens.Copy !req
97. Come on, Squad.
This guy's a jerk!Copy !req
98. I'm glad the city's
getting destroyed.Copy !req
99. In fact, I think
we should cheer for the robot.Copy !req
100. Oh, yeah!
Go, team!Copy !req
101. ♪ Be aggressiveCopy !req
102. Whoo!Copy !req
103. Rematch! Let's bet again.Copy !req
104. You'll see
I'm the better showman.Copy !req
105. I was
just hustling you
when I lost our last bet.Copy !req
106. I don't you. Seems like
you hurt your leg pretty bad.Copy !req
107. Well, it's better now
and this time
I'll win your soul!Copy !req
108. Well, dream, Mr. Devil, sir.Copy !req
109. I already got me
this here houseCopy !req
110. by selling that
last solid gold banjo.Copy !req
111. Don't really need
another banjo.Copy !req
112. Then what would you say
to 10 solid gold banjos?Copy !req
113. - No!
- What do you mean "No?"Copy !req
114. Look, you can't keep
making these bets.Copy !req
115. We can't afford to be
handing out solid gold banjos.Copy !req
116. Yeah, but...Copy !req
117. - What's over there?
- Huh?Copy !req
118. - No!
- Hoo, boy!Copy !req
119. That is a lot of gold banjos.Copy !req
120. Mister,
you got yourself a deal!Copy !req
121. Yes! All right.Copy !req
122. Well, you might as well say
goodbye to your soul now,Copy !req
123. 'cause here comes
the best dang dancingCopy !req
124. and banjo playing
you'll ever see.Copy !req
125. Shoot. You're only gonna
dance and strum?Copy !req
126. The key to be a good showman
is to keep your act fresh.Copy !req
127. That's why I added
spoon playing.Copy !req
128. Ha! That's it?
That's all you got?
Hitting yourself with spoons?Copy !req
129. - Ha!
- If you wanna back out...Copy !req
130. Oh, yeah, the Devil
is gonna get scared offCopy !req
131. 'cause some kid
can use utensils.
Give me those!Copy !req
132. All right. Playing spoons.Copy !req
133. Ha! I got this.Copy !req
134. - Oops! That didn't count!Copy !req
135. I dropped my spoon.
You see where it went?Copy !req
136. Uh...Copy !req
137. What? What are you,
what are you pointing at?Copy !req
138. Well, I guess you win
because I have to go
to the hospital now.Copy !req
139. - Go get the car.Copy !req
140. We haven't even paid off
the bills from your leg yet.Copy !req
141. Yeah, I remember
what we haven't paid off.Copy !req
142. The spoon didn't
go in that deep.Copy !req
143. I can't believe
we have been stranded on this
desert island for 30 days.Copy !req
144. Well, I'm working on something
that will change all that.Copy !req
145. - You've got a way
off the island?
- No.Copy !req
146. I've got a way to shipwreck
more people here.Copy !req
147. Ta-da! It's a catapult!Copy !req
148. - What? What for?
- I thought about it a lot.Copy !req
149. And if we keep getting
people stranded hereCopy !req
150. then eventually
we won't be stranded anymore.Copy !req
151. You can't be stranded
if there's a ton
of other people with you.Copy !req
152. So your whole plan
is to sink boats?Copy !req
153. It's a numbers game.
Two people can be
stranded in an island.Copy !req
154. Two hundred can't.
It's just a big hangout.Copy !req
155. You fool. You mad fool.Copy !req
156. I'm in!Copy !req
157. - Hey, what's up?
- This is so much fun for you.Copy !req
158. Great to have you.Copy !req
159. Yeah. Thank you so much
for coming.Copy !req
160. Your plan worked
extremely well!Copy !req
161. - Right, guys?Copy !req
162. Hmm. Maybe I'll get
a pet mouse?Copy !req
163. Those are feeder mice.Copy !req
164. We don't sell them as pets
we sell them as food
for pet snakes.Copy !req
165. Oh, okay.
I guess I'll get a pet snake.Copy !req
166. Those are actually
feeder snakes
for pet mongooses.Copy !req
167. - Can I buy a pet...
- Feeder mongooses.Copy !req
168. What, um, do you feed them to?Copy !req
169. I have no idea.
But it's time to feed it.Copy !req
170. - You wanna feed it?Copy !req
171. - No thanks!Copy !req
172. Okay, well, let me know
if you need anything.Copy !req
173. Tell the world my story.Copy !req
174. - All I know is that
you work at the pet store.Copy !req
175. Yeah, that's pretty much
my story.Copy !req
176. Well, here we go again.Copy !req
177. That's right. I'm back
and I want to make you
another wager.Copy !req
178. I bet you a solid gold
teeny-tiny piccoloCopy !req
179. that I can
put on the best showCopy !req
180. you'll ever see in this life
or the next.Copy !req
181. No! Don't!Copy !req
182. Do you take the bet or not?Copy !req
183. Aw, heck! You got a deal.Copy !req
184. No! Stop!
You're bankrupting us.Copy !req
185. You're too late.Copy !req
186. Please, I'm begging you.
You can't...Copy !req
187. You want a show?
I'll give you a show. Ha-ha!Copy !req
188. Go for pyrotechnic.Copy !req
189. Laser show-stage left!Copy !req
190. You want spoons?
I'll give you spoons...Copy !req
191. - times six!Copy !req
192. Plus, Cassius and Brutus
are on the saw and washboard.Copy !req
193. We got jokes!Copy !req
194. What did the horse say
to the chicken?Copy !req
195. This show is bankrupting us.Copy !req
196. That was some show, mister.Copy !req
197. You got me beat. No contest.Copy !req
198. I guess you'll be wanting
my soul now?Copy !req
199. No. No, I don't
want your soul.Copy !req
200. I'll just take the gold banjos
back, please.Copy !req
201. Okay.
If'in that's all you want.Copy !req
202. Here you go.Copy !req
203. See?
I told you I'll get them back.Copy !req
204. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
205. - Say, Mr. Devil?
- Yeah?Copy !req
206. Before you go
how about one last bet?Copy !req
207. - Double or nothing?
- Deal!Copy !req
208. Oh! You're the worst!Copy !req
209. Mmm, that's my job!Copy !req
210. Chapter one.Copy !req
211. Once upon a time
there was a lonely toy maker.Copy !req
212. I'm sorry, Mr. Gerardo.
I'll have your rent.
I promise.Copy !req
213. I just need to sell
a few more toys.Copy !req
214. To who? You haven't
had a costumer in years.Copy !req
215. No one wants your toys
and no one wants you.Copy !req
216. But I want my money
and I'll be back for it.Copy !req
217. He's right you know.
No one is going buy my toys.Copy !req
218. But I suppose
it's for the best.Copy !req
219. I couldn't bear to part
with my only friends.Copy !req
220. If only these toys were alive
to keep me company.Copy !req
221. - Ah, who needs
customers anyway.Copy !req
222. - I don't wanna get sold.
- Yeah. We like it here.Copy !req
223. Marionette, Ballerina,
you're alive!Copy !req
224. I'll say we are.Copy !req
225. Oh, joyous day!
It's a miracle.Copy !req
226. You don't know what joy
you've bought to this
old heart.Copy !req
227. - What was that?Copy !req
228. It was a jack-in-the-box.Copy !req
229. Gave me a real fright there.Copy !req
230. That was terrible.Copy !req
231. No, no.
That's just what it does.Copy !req
232. You see...Copy !req
233. Why does he keep doing that?
Why did you make him this way?Copy !req
234. Is he like a punishment
for bad children?Copy !req
235. - No, he's just...Copy !req
236. He's just a toy
that kids like.Copy !req
237. Well, I don't know
if they like it.Copy !req
238. It's just a toy
that kids have.Copy !req
239. - Kind of like...Copy !req
240. Scared you.Copy !req
241. So, are you all alive
forever now or what?Copy !req
242. How does this work?Copy !req
243. You know I want us
to enjoy ourselves tonightCopy !req
244. but I'm not sure
that I trust Janice
to babysit our kids.Copy !req
245. The Petersons
from across the street
got themselves a NannyCam.Copy !req
246. It's a hidden camera
that you put inside a bear
and you leave itCopy !req
247. with the rest
of the kids' toys.Copy !req
248. I made one myself.Copy !req
249. This way we can always see
what's going on.Copy !req
250. That's clever.Copy !req
251. So it's a camera
that looks like
a regular stuffed animal.Copy !req
252. Right?
You know they were talking
about a teddy bear right?Copy !req
253. Let's just check in
real quick.Copy !req
254. Why?Copy !req
255. Oh, no! Janice!Copy !req
256. Janice!Copy !req
257. - Are you eating my gelato?Copy !req
258. The Gelato is off-limits!Copy !req
259. Do you hear me?Copy !req
260. Yes. Yes! I'm sorry.Copy !req
261. - I promise I won't...Copy !req
262. - Ah, this is nice.
We don't do this enough.Copy !req
263. I'm so glad
you broke up with Mark.Copy !req
264. He really was no good.Copy !req
265. I know.Copy !req
266. I can't help it.
I always fall
for the bad boys.Copy !req
267. Like that guy?Copy !req
268. He seems pretty bad.Copy !req
269. Oh, wow! He is bad.Copy !req
270. He's really bad.Copy !req
271. - Excuse me.
- Ashley, no.Copy !req
272. He's only going to hurt you.Copy !req
273. - Hey, I saw your...
- Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
274. I am so sorry.Copy !req
275. My lady, beautiful princess.Copy !req
276. I dedicate my performance
in this joust to you,Copy !req
277. as the fairest maiden
mine eyes have ever beheld.Copy !req
278. No, I dedicate my performance
in this joust to you.Copy !req
279. For mine eyes
beheld you first, my lady.Copy !req
280. My lady, I dedicate
my performance
in this argument to you.Copy !req
281. You stink.
Your horse, as well,
emits an odor most foul.Copy !req
282. My lady.Copy !req
283. My lady,
I dedicate my comeback to you.Copy !req
284. It takes one to know one.
You double-stinking horse man!Copy !req
285. - My lady!Copy !req
286. Sir Adam here would like
to dedicate his performanceCopy !req
287. in this battle against himself
to you.Copy !req
288. For he doth endeavor
to strike himself
about the face and neckCopy !req
289. despite reasonable
entreaties on my behalfCopy !req
290. that he may cease
to strike himself
about the face and neck.Copy !req
291. My lady...Copy !req
292. I would so dedicate
this fight, but no!Copy !req
293. I do not strike myself
willingly.Copy !req
294. My lady!Copy !req
295. I dedicate my finger to youCopy !req
296. and being so dedicated
it cannot fail
to find its mark.Copy !req
297. And when I stick it
in Sir Anthony's ear...Copy !req
298. - Fairly shall he knowCopy !req
299. that my finger is the wettest
in all the land,Copy !req
300. as befit my lady
of eminent grace.Copy !req
301. My lady?Copy !req
302. - Where... Where is my lady?Copy !req
303. Run! It's my lady!Copy !req
304. It's my lady
but, yeah, indeed
we must run.Copy !req
305. - My lady.
- She is my lady.
Run from my lady.Copy !req
306. Chapter six.Copy !req
307. The lonely toymaker's life
is soon to become
even lonelier,Copy !req
308. for her magical toys
had been stolen
by the wicked Mr. Gerardo.Copy !req
309. Ah, yes!
My pretty little toys.Copy !req
310. You belong to me now.Copy !req
311. - Let us go!Copy !req
312. Not so fast, my pretty.Copy !req
313. Nobody has ever seen
a walking, talking toy before.Copy !req
314. And if you tell anyone
I stole you,Copy !req
315. nobody will ever
see one again.Copy !req
316. - What was that?
- That was Jack.Copy !req
317. That was... I'm shaking. What?Copy !req
318. What kind of a toy
is a jack-in-the-box anyway?Copy !req
319. - We know.
- I mean it isn't like some...Copy !req
320. - Jack, come on!Copy !req
321. - I can't take this.Copy !req
322. On second thought,
I'll let the toymaker's rent
slide another couple months.Copy !req
323. I'm going to take
you guys back.Copy !req
324. - No, please.
- No. Don't send us back.Copy !req
325. Just return
the jack-in-the-box
and keep us.Copy !req
326. We like it here.Copy !req
327. He laughs in his sleep.Copy !req
328. You don't like it here.Copy !req
329. - You...Copy !req
330. You just hate
the jack-in-the-box.Copy !req
331. Didn't you hear my song?
I was going to work you
until the end of time.Copy !req
332. If you do what you love,
you'll never work
a day in your life.Copy !req
333. - Huh.
- You know,
that's awfully profoundCopy !req
334. - coming from a...
I love my job!Copy !req
335. - Jack!Copy !req
336. Living the dream.Copy !req
337. For my next trick
I shall pull a rabbit
out of my hat.Copy !req
338. Now I shall make a rabbit
disappear.Copy !req
339. Now I shall levitate a rabbit.Copy !req
340. Now I shall saw
a rabbit in half.Copy !req
341. He's going to what?Copy !req
342. This is weird.
All your tricks involve
rabbits.Copy !req
343. No. Just the good ones.Copy !req
344. Like pulling a rabbit
out of someone's ear.Copy !req
345. Or how about cups and rabbits.Copy !req
346. Passing a candle
through a rabbit.Copy !req
347. Oh, I've got it.Copy !req
348. Prepared to be
astounded and amazedCopy !req
349. - by my Chinese
linking rabbits.Copy !req
350. - No!
- Ew! What is wrong with you?Copy !req
351. What?Copy !req
352. You were into it
when a rabbit came
out of my hat.Copy !req
353. Uh, yeah,
'cause that's normal.Copy !req
354. Are you saying
it would be "normal"
if a sawed a woman in halfCopy !req
355. instead of a rabbit?
That's "Normal?"Copy !req
356. Well, not normal per se.Copy !req
357. Exactly.
What's normal about magic?Copy !req
358. And furthermore, who's even
to say what's normal
in the first place?Copy !req
359. Why, there are certain people
who would sayCopy !req
360. my marriage to my wife
isn't normal.Copy !req
361. Is it because she's a rabbit?Copy !req
362. - She's not a rabbit.
She's a woman.Copy !req
363. And this is our son.Copy !req
364. - Uh...
- He's not a rabbit either.Copy !req
365. - He's a hare.Copy !req
366. Don't you boo him!Copy !req
367. Don't you boo my son!Copy !req
368. Quick, gather the food
my children.Copy !req
369. Today's
Take Your Daughter
to Work Day!Copy !req
370. My dad's a lawyer,
so we're going to his office.Copy !req
371. My mom's a doctor,
so we are going to the ER.Copy !req
372. My dad's a genie,
so we go into this lamp.Copy !req
373. And then what do you do?Copy !req
374. Ugh! We just wait.Copy !req
375. Come on, sweetheart.
We've got a lot moreCopy !req
376. quietly-sitting-
inside-this-lamp to do.Copy !req
377. Get your cramming stick.Copy !req
378. Help cram me in please.Copy !req
379. Chapter 33.Copy !req
380. The lonely toymaker
returns to her workshopCopy !req
381. to make a startling discovery.Copy !req
382. Hello, toymaker.Copy !req
383. Oh, look, it's the toys.Copy !req
384. You're back. All three of you.Copy !req
385. That's right.
We escaped from Mr. GerardoCopy !req
386. and traversed the sea to...Copy !req
387. Who's that one?Copy !req
388. I'm the magical fairy
who granted your wishCopy !req
389. for your toys to come to life
and fill your heart with joy.Copy !req
390. That was you! Thanks for that.Copy !req
391. Your marionette and ballerina
have made a wish of their own.Copy !req
392. They wish to be
a real boy and girl.Copy !req
393. - Whoa! I'm not really...Copy !req
394. I'm not really
set up for that.Copy !req
395. Oh, relax.
We just wanna be real
so we can live normal lives.Copy !req
396. And go our separate ways.Copy !req
397. Let's just do the spell
and get out of here.Copy !req
398. Now all your toys
are made out of meat!Copy !req
399. - It worked.
- Look at us!Copy !req
400. Yeah, yeah.
Being real is great.Copy !req
401. So did you say,
"All the toys?"Copy !req
402. - Should we check?
- I'm not checking.Copy !req
403. Fine. Jack, if you're in thereCopy !req
404. do not jump out at me.
I'm serious.Copy !req
405. He's not here...Copy !req
406. Ha! This is great!Copy !req
407. I don't have to be
a jack-in-the-box anymore.Copy !req
408. Now I can be
a jack-in-the-closet,Copy !req
409. - or a jack-under-your-bed.Copy !req
410. A jack-in-the-
backseat-of-your-car.Copy !req
411. See you around.Copy !req
412. Uh, can we just be
regular toys again?Copy !req
413. Yeah, yeah, okay.Copy !req
414. Where are you going?Copy !req
415. This is the only place
I know Jack won't beCopy !req
416. so, uh, good luck.Copy !req
417. Being lonely
is not so bad.Copy !req
418. And so ends
the tale of the lonely
toymaker who...Copy !req
419. Scared you.Copy !req
420. Don't you boo my son!Copy !req