1. Welcome, Nutler
Industries employees,
to the annual field day.Copy !req
2. We've got all sorts of games
and contests,Copy !req
3. and I think we'll all learn
a little something
about teamwork,Copy !req
4. which is the glue that holds
our company together.Copy !req
5. Piece of junk.Copy !req
6. Look, I know that things
haven't been going well
here at Nutler.Copy !req
7. We've lost
a lot of money this year.Copy !req
8. That's why it's important
we have fun today.Copy !req
9. Yeah, what about the layoffs?Copy !req
10. Nobody's getting fired!Copy !req
11. Do you know
how much of a hassle it isCopy !req
12. to fire someone these days?Copy !req
13. They make it impossible.Copy !req
14. Not that I want to fire you.Copy !req
15. Now, come on,
let the games begin.Copy !req
16. Sales division,
you're taking on the
marketing departmentCopy !req
17. in a game of tug-of-war.Copy !req
18. And... Go!Copy !req
19. - Well done, everybody.Copy !req
20. Hey, I can't get up.Copy !req
21. - I'm stuck.
- Is this quicksand?Copy !req
22. What? No!Copy !req
23. That would be
an unavoidable tragedy.Copy !req
24. Can you imagine
losing those employeesCopy !req
25. without having to fire them?Copy !req
26. Quick, feed them the rope!Copy !req
27. Hey, that's good thinking.Copy !req
28. We can use this car
to pull them out.Copy !req
29. Wow! Nice teamwork!Copy !req
30. But you know, quick sand
is just a natural partCopy !req
31. of the life cycle.Copy !req
32. Grab hold of my waist.Copy !req
33. Nature's way of firing people.Copy !req
34. - Ready, team?
Ready!Copy !req
35. Yeah!Copy !req
36. You did it! Wow!Copy !req
37. Okay, hmm...Copy !req
38. Good thing someone
left this car runningCopy !req
39. with the door unlocked.Copy !req
40. Yep, almost like
they were planningCopy !req
41. a quick getaway
from a terrible crime.Copy !req
42. And we used teamwork,
just like you said.Copy !req
43. Uh-huh. Are there more of you?Copy !req
44. Seems like more people
came out than went in.Copy !req
45. I fell in last year.Copy !req
46. And you survived...Copy !req
47. To tell the amazing story,Copy !req
48. and to collect
all your paychecks.Copy !req
49. Boy! Well, you can't
put a price on teamwork.Copy !req
50. Everything else, however,
costs a lot of money.Copy !req
51. What's with this weird old hat
we found on the snowman?Copy !req
52. Wow! That dusty old hat
brought him to life.Copy !req
53. It must be magic!Copy !req
54. Oh, no, I'm so cold.
Make it stop!Copy !req
55. Why would you
bring me to life?Copy !req
56. - I'm freezing. This is awful.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
57. - I feel bad.
- You should!Copy !req
58. I'm so cold.Copy !req
59. Well, that won't help.
I'm made of snow.Copy !req
60. A jacket can't make that warm.Copy !req
61. What if we warm you up
with this blow dryer?Copy !req
62. Are you crazy? I'll melt!Copy !req
63. - I just...
- Do you want me to melt?Copy !req
64. Well, what if we just take
that magic hat off?Copy !req
65. You get away from me,
you maniac!Copy !req
66. The hat is what
brought me to life,Copy !req
67. and I obviously
still want to live.Copy !req
68. So, the cold
is at least bearable?Copy !req
69. No! It's the worst!Copy !req
70. You can't imagine...
I'm made of ice!Copy !req
71. I am literally frozen.Copy !req
72. How am I supposed to bear
being that cold all the time?Copy !req
73. Well, isn't there anything
that could help make you
feel less miserable?Copy !req
74. So cold.
My whole life is suffering.Copy !req
75. Hey,
I know exactly how you feel.Copy !req
76. So I said, "You wouldn't
kick me out of a bakeryCopy !req
77. "just because I didn't have
any bread when I walked in?"Copy !req
78. Yeah, but a clothing store
is different.Copy !req
79. Whoa! Look at
that huge beehive.Copy !req
80. Yeah, I hope
we don't get attackedCopy !req
81. by a swarm of bees.Copy !req
82. - Yeah, knock on wood.Copy !req
83. Oh, no. The bees
aren't superstitious!Copy !req
84. Looks like we got a new
square-dance scholar.Copy !req
85. They say she's got
sort of a strange style.Copy !req
86. Oh, I've been square dancing
my whole life.Copy !req
87. I know every step in the book.Copy !req
88. All right, dancers.Copy !req
89. Grab your partner
and let's square-dance.Copy !req
90. Hey, now what in the...Copy !req
91. Now, that's a square dance.Copy !req
92. You wanna go again?Copy !req
93. Absolutely not!Copy !req
94. I do believe
I'll show myself to the door.Copy !req
95. It's over there.Copy !req
96. Oh, much obliged.Copy !req
97. - All right,
employees of Nutler.Copy !req
98. It's time for
the potato-sack race.Copy !req
99. Heya, boss?Copy !req
100. Maybe we should
cancel field day.Copy !req
101. I mean, that game of tug-a-war
almost got us killed.Copy !req
102. Yeah, are you trying
to get rid of your employeesCopy !req
103. without having to fire us?Copy !req
104. What a terrible thing to say.Copy !req
105. I ought to fire you for that.Copy !req
106. Even though firing someone
is a very complicatedCopy !req
107. and expensive process
that I want no part of.Copy !req
108. Now, get in that sack.Copy !req
109. First one
across the field wins.Copy !req
110. What's with all the holes
in the ground?Copy !req
111. Uh, it seems unsafe.Copy !req
112. It's a potato-sack race.Copy !req
113. Potatoes come from holes
in the ground.Copy !req
114. Look, you're pretending
to be potatoes, right?Copy !req
115. No.Copy !req
116. I mean, you're in the sacks.Copy !req
117. Uh, what's behind your back?Copy !req
118. Are you still holding
the shovel?Copy !req
119. It's a surprise!Copy !req
120. I'm going to give you
the full potato experience.Copy !req
121. So, does that mean
we're going to breakCopy !req
122. our legs in a ditch,Copy !req
123. and you're going
to bury us alive?Copy !req
124. Potatoes don't have legs.Copy !req
125. Go!Copy !req
126. Watch your left, Bob.
There's a hole.Copy !req
127. Thanks. Yeah,
I think I see a way across.Copy !req
128. Okay, this isn't a team thing.Copy !req
129. No teamwork.Copy !req
130. - Hole on the right!
- I'll follow your lead.Copy !req
131. No teams, remember?Copy !req
132. Everyone jump in a line!Copy !req
133. No.
Every man for himself!Copy !req
134. You're potatoes!Copy !req
135. Now, we all tied for first!Copy !req
136. And last.
Tied for first and last.Copy !req
137. Nobody fell in the holes?Copy !req
138. There's no one in the holes?Copy !req
139. Okay.Copy !req
140. Here, it's a... Trophy.Copy !req
141. A giant potato masher?Copy !req
142. You weren't
planning on using thisCopy !req
143. to mash us if we fell
in the holes, right?Copy !req
144. No, Jane.
That would be a huge mistake.Copy !req
145. Because if nobody fell
in the holes,Copy !req
146. then I would've
wasted money on this,Copy !req
147. and we don't have any money,Copy !req
148. so it would have been
a huge mistake.Copy !req
149. A huge mistake!Copy !req
150. Also, it would be wrong.Copy !req
151. Potato, po-tah-to.
Give me back those sacks.Copy !req
152. - They're rentals.
- Who rents potato sacks?Copy !req
153. A company
that's going bankrupt!Copy !req
154. Hey, do you mean us,Copy !req
155. or the place
you got the sacks from?Copy !req
156. Well, it's not them, Ted.Copy !req
157. They seem like they were
doing very well for...Copy !req
158. Whoa!Copy !req
159. Whoo! Over here.
I'm open, I'm open! Whoo!Copy !req
160. - It's the gingerbread man!Copy !req
161. Hey, what?Copy !req
162. Run, run, run,
as fast as you can.Copy !req
163. You can't catch me,
I'm the gingerbread man!Copy !req
164. How do you even
make any money?Copy !req
165. I don't.
I'm independently wealthy!Copy !req
166. Roommate meeting.Copy !req
167. Okay, first order
of business...Copy !req
168. Ugh, the belly
of this whale is disgusting.Copy !req
169. Anyone know a reason
why that might be?Copy !req
170. It's the belly of a whale?Copy !req
171. No, it's because someone
isn't doing their chores.Copy !req
172. You can't just ignore
the chore wheel, Janice.Copy !req
173. It was your turn
to clean the bathroom.Copy !req
174. We're in the digestive tract
of a giant whale.Copy !req
175. Everywhere is a bathroom.Copy !req
176. Be that as it may,Copy !req
177. you still can't leave
your fish lying aroundCopy !req
178. wherever you please.Copy !req
179. Well, "A"... Not my fish.Copy !req
180. The whale swallowed them.Copy !req
181. And... And, "B"...Copy !req
182. I definitely can,Copy !req
183. because whenever
the whale dives,Copy !req
184. everything gets
thrown around, anyway.Copy !req
185. Cleaning is pointless.Copy !req
186. Look, I have a system.Copy !req
187. And if we want to keep
living in this whale...Copy !req
188. I don't want to live
in this whale!Copy !req
189. Don't you want to escape?Copy !req
190. Of course not.
This place is great.Copy !req
191. It's got
high vaulted ceilings.Copy !req
192. Built-in shelving units.Copy !req
193. Bile...Copy !req
194. It could be
a really nice placeCopy !req
195. if everybody did their
fair share. Hint, hint.Copy !req
196. No, it couldn't!Copy !req
197. I didn't want it
to come to this.Copy !req
198. But if you refuse
to change your attitude,Copy !req
199. we're going to have
to put it to a vote.Copy !req
200. All those in favorCopy !req
201. of kicking Janice
out of the whale,Copy !req
202. raise your hand.Copy !req
203. I'm afraid it's two-to-one.Copy !req
204. No, it's unanimous.Copy !req
205. I definitely want to be
kicked out of this whale.Copy !req
206. Well, okay, then.
It's settled.Copy !req
207. Whoa!Copy !req
208. See! I told you!
Cleaning is pointless!Copy !req
209. Hey, you did it!Copy !req
210. You all did it!Copy !req
211. You all encouraged
one another,Copy !req
212. and you all made it
to the finish line,Copy !req
213. without dropping the egg.Copy !req
214. Here, let me, uh...
Let me get that for ya.Copy !req
215. Well,
it's been a really fun day...Copy !req
216. We've all learned
a lot about teamwork.Copy !req
217. You've really surprised me.Copy !req
218. I mean, you're all still here.Copy !req
219. I'm going
to have to keep payingCopy !req
220. every single one of you.Copy !req
221. Boss?Copy !req
222. Looks like you can all share
this year's trophy.Copy !req
223. Everybody gather round,Copy !req
224. and I'll take a picture
of you holding it.Copy !req
225. Hold on!Copy !req
226. Boss, we couldn't
have done this without you.Copy !req
227. We didn't trust you at first.Copy !req
228. We thought you were
trying to get rid of usCopy !req
229. without having to fire us.Copy !req
230. What?Copy !req
231. But you believed in us.Copy !req
232. If anyone deserves
this trophy, it's you.Copy !req
233. - Yeah, that's how
it should be.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
234. - Take it.
- No, that's not...Copy !req
235. Hey, let's get
a picture of the bossCopy !req
236. - holding the trophy.
- Now, hang on.Copy !req
237. Say cheese!Copy !req
238. - No, don't...Copy !req
239. That's weird.
I think the flash was on.Copy !req
240. Ooh, try zooming in.Copy !req
241. Okay, one silly, one serious.Copy !req
242. You guys know
it's not a real camera, right?Copy !req
243. Yeah, we know.Copy !req
244. See you tomorrow, boss.Copy !req
245. Hey, tomorrow's payday.
TGIF, am I right?Copy !req
246. Uh-huh. Yup.
See you tomorrow.Copy !req
247. See all of you, forever.Copy !req
248. Hey, do you need a ride?Copy !req
249. Nah, I'm good.
I'm parked over here.Copy !req
250. Son, you had it
this whole time?Copy !req
251. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
252. I should've told you
right from the start.Copy !req
253. But when I wished
on this magic wishing orb,Copy !req
254. that I could switch places
with my father,Copy !req
255. I never knew
what I was getting us into.Copy !req
256. Me neither, son.Copy !req
257. This week has been
absolutely just crazy.Copy !req
258. Being an adult
isn't nearly as funCopy !req
259. as I thought it would be.Copy !req
260. It's terrible, actually.
I had a mean boss,Copy !req
261. responsibilities,
nothing but problems...Copy !req
262. I never realized
how good my life was as a kid.Copy !req
263. Yeah, I totally know
what you mean.Copy !req
264. Your life is way better.Copy !req
265. - Yeah, I'll see ya.
- Dad, where are you going?Copy !req
266. Yeah, I thought about it.Copy !req
267. Uh, I think
I'll stick with this body.Copy !req
268. - But, we have to switch back.
- No way!Copy !req
269. I love being a kid.Copy !req
270. No responsibilities.
No mean boss.Copy !req
271. And school is easy because
I learned it all decades ago.Copy !req
272. - What about your life?
Are you serious?Copy !req
273. Ian, you just got done
saying how awful it is.Copy !req
274. Come on, we just place
our hands on the magic orb,Copy !req
275. and wish that we were back
in our own bodies.Copy !req
276. No way.
I'm not touching that thing.Copy !req
277. Dad, please.Copy !req
278. I'm not supposed
to be an adult.Copy !req
279. Look what I did
trying to drive your car.Copy !req
280. Don't care. Your car now.Copy !req
281. - Whoa!Copy !req
282. - But I wanna be a kid again.
- Hey, I don't blame ya.Copy !req
283. I have the energy of youth,
and the wisdom of age.Copy !req
284. You have the folly of youth,Copy !req
285. and a colonoscopy on Tuesday.Copy !req
286. I won't let you do this, Dad.Copy !req
287. I'll find a way
to make you wish.Copy !req
288. - This body... It's terrible.Copy !req
289. What did you do to it?Copy !req
290. Oh, Roxanne,Copy !req
291. my heart bursts with joy
when you are near.Copy !req
292. You... You...Copy !req
293. Hold on.Copy !req
294. Psst, Cyrano.
What do I say now?Copy !req
295. Say, "My darling,Copy !req
296. "how beautiful
your eyes look."Copy !req
297. My darling,
how beautiful your eyes look.Copy !req
298. It's working.
Now what do I say?Copy !req
299. Uh, I don't know. Hold on.Copy !req
300. Psst, Frank.
What do I tell him to say now?Copy !req
301. Oh, man.
I don't know. Hold on.Copy !req
302. Cindy, what do chicks
like to hear?Copy !req
303. I don't know. Hold on.Copy !req
304. Psst, Sasha.
What do you say to a lady?Copy !req
305. No idea. Uh, hold on.Copy !req
306. Psst, milady,
I'm helping CindyCopy !req
307. help Frank help CyranoCopy !req
308. help this guy woo a lady.Copy !req
309. What'd she say?Copy !req
310. Oh, wow, I...
I really don't...Copy !req
311. Wait, I got an idea.Copy !req
312. Hey, so, I've got this
friend of a friendCopy !req
313. who's on a date with a lady,
and doesn't know what to do.Copy !req
314. You always say
the most romantic things.Copy !req
315. What should he say to her?Copy !req
316. Uh-huh, sure, okay, hold on.Copy !req
317. I need a second thing
to say to a lady, right now!Copy !req
318. I'm still working
on the first one.Copy !req
319. I'll tell them to hurry.Copy !req
320. - Psst.Copy !req
321. You got to hurry this up.Copy !req
322. According to my friend,
he's striking out.Copy !req
323. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
324. He could talk about how,
uh, sweaty he is?Copy !req
325. Okay. Talk about
how sweaty he is.Copy !req
326. Talk about how sweaty she is.Copy !req
327. Talk about how
Swedish she is.Copy !req
328. Talk about how she's so sweet.Copy !req
329. Say, "You are the sweetest."Copy !req
330. I am the sweetest.Copy !req
331. Ugh, you think
pretty highly of yourself,Copy !req
332. for someone who's so sweaty.Copy !req
333. Oh, no, I think
I misunderstood your line.Copy !req
334. He didn't understand the line.Copy !req
335. He's in an underground mine.Copy !req
336. He underpaid a fine.Copy !req
337. It went fine.Copy !req
338. Ugh, I'm glad
somebody's date went well.Copy !req
339. Line.Copy !req
340. And now, 'tis time
to walk the plank!Copy !req
341. - What?Copy !req
342. How do I...
How does this work?Copy !req
343. I've never done this before.Copy !req
344. What? You've never
walked a plank before?Copy !req
345. 'Tis so easy.Copy !req
346. Ye simply walk
along the length
of the wood, like so,Copy !req
347. and then transition your body
over the edge like...Copy !req
348. So, you got it now?Copy !req
349. Uh, not yet.Copy !req
350. Uh, one more time.Copy !req
351. Hey, where you go?Copy !req
352. We hunt sabertooth. Need help!Copy !req
353. Sabertooth try eat us.Copy !req
354. Will you
please be quiet?Copy !req
355. I'm doing something
much more important.Copy !req
356. I'm inventing art.Copy !req
357. Behold! I call it
"The Mighty Hunter."Copy !req
358. This is how I'm going
to be remembered.Copy !req
359. This is my legacy.Copy !req
360. But you no hunt.
We hunt.Copy !req
361. Nobody understands
the starving artist.Copy !req
362. Speaking of which...Copy !req
363. Hey, that our food!Copy !req
364. All you do,
make dumb color on wall!Copy !req
365. I'd like to see you do better.Copy !req
366. Uh... Now, wait a minute.Copy !req
367. And, so you see,
the early drawings
are very primitive,Copy !req
368. made by people with
no artistic skill whatsoever.Copy !req
369. Here, the cavemen
painted themselvesCopy !req
370. throwing their spears at a...
Um, I don't know...Copy !req
371. A pig or something?
Like, um...Copy !req
372. Like a crying pig-man.Copy !req
373. Anyway, who wants to see
some cool spears?Copy !req
374. Spears!Copy !req
375. Wow, Ethan, you're, like,Copy !req
376. the most popular kid
in school these days.Copy !req
377. Yeah, I mean,
you can say my popularityCopy !req
378. is a lot like
my little-kid hairline.Copy !req
379. Not receding.Copy !req
380. Yeah, dude,
whatever that means.Copy !req
381. Have a seat, Robert.Copy !req
382. We're about to start class.Copy !req
383. Miss Loomis...Copy !req
384. I thought we were pals.
My name's Ethan.Copy !req
385. - I mean, Robert's my dad's...Copy !req
386. Wait, are you my son?Copy !req
387. That's right, Dad.Copy !req
388. I switched bodies
with my teacher.Copy !req
389. Whoa! What?Copy !req
390. The real Miss LoomisCopy !req
391. is occupying your body
at the moment.Copy !req
392. Hello!Copy !req
393. I don't care.
I'm not switching back.Copy !req
394. That's fine.Copy !req
395. Now that I'm in
Miss Loomis' body,Copy !req
396. my sole mission is
to make your life miserable.Copy !req
397. Having to put up
with shrieking kidsCopy !req
398. and angry parents every day,Copy !req
399. will be worth it
to watch you suffer.Copy !req
400. Fine.Copy !req
401. I'll switch back.Copy !req
402. - Yes.
- All right, Miss Loomis,Copy !req
403. we'll switch bodies first.Copy !req
404. Mmm... Nah, I changed my mind.Copy !req
405. What? No! You can't.Copy !req
406. You agreed to help me,
then switch back.Copy !req
407. Are you serious?Copy !req
408. You just got done saying
how awful my life is.Copy !req
409. I did it again.Copy !req
410. Plus, I love
living your dad's life.Copy !req
411. I don't have to teach
smart alecks,Copy !req
412. or duck spitballs all day.Copy !req
413. I just have to work
down at the factory.Copy !req
414. And I have a great son.Copy !req
415. Well, not anymore,
you body thief.Copy !req
416. I meant your son.Copy !req
417. Why would you think
I meant you?Copy !req
418. You stole your own son's body.Copy !req
419. Whoa. You're right.Copy !req
420. I've not been a good person.Copy !req
421. I... I see that, now.Copy !req
422. It was wrong
to steal my son's body.Copy !req
423. I love you, son.Copy !req
424. - I love you too, Dad.Copy !req
425. Oh, no! I'm getting away!Copy !req
426. Don't worry, I'll stop you.Copy !req
427. Oh, this body is even worse.Copy !req
428. What are you people
doing to these things?Copy !req
429. Look, a shooting star.
Make a wish.Copy !req
430. Shooting stars aren't magic.Copy !req
431. They're just meteors that
enter the Earth's atmosphere.Copy !req
432. Come on, it's fun.Copy !req
433. Wish for something
you'd want more than
anything in the world.Copy !req
434. - Okay.
- What'd you wish for?Copy !req
435. Unlimited wishes.Copy !req
436. What have you done?Copy !req
437. Welcome to the petting zoo.Copy !req
438. I want to pet a lamb.Copy !req
439. I want to pet a bunny.Copy !req
440. What? No.Copy !req
441. That's ridiculous.
We don't have any of those.Copy !req
442. Why not?Copy !req
443. Because those
are farm animals.Copy !req
444. This isn't a petting farm.Copy !req
445. This is a petting zoo.Copy !req
446. Is that a tiger?Copy !req
447. Yeah, for petting.Copy !req
448. That's not an animal
that belongs in a petting zoo.Copy !req
449. It's a zoo animal, ain't it?Copy !req
450. You can pet it, can't you?Copy !req
451. - Therefore, petting zoo.Copy !req
452. - Now, who wants
to pet the monkey?Copy !req
453. - Wait, never mind.Copy !req
454. - The wolves
are petting the monkey.Copy !req
455. - How about this bear?Copy !req
456. Man, I guess some people
don't like petting zoos.Copy !req
457. - Oh, you want to pet me too?Copy !req
458. Ah...Copy !req
459. I love my new life.Copy !req
460. Time to take care of this bodyCopy !req
461. so I can live in it
for a lot longer.Copy !req
462. Madam President?Copy !req
463. What are you doing in this
quiet little neighborhood?Copy !req
464. No, citizen, the stresses
of running the countryCopy !req
465. have really worn on me.Copy !req
466. I came to this
sleepy little townCopy !req
467. to try and get a break
from it all.Copy !req
468. Why would you need a breakCopy !req
469. from being the most powerful
person on the planet?Copy !req
470. That sounds awesome. I mean...Copy !req
471. I wish
that I could be you.Copy !req
472. Wait, what just...Copy !req
473. - We did it!
- It was a trap!Copy !req
474. We tricked you
into switching bodies.Copy !req
475. That's right.
I'm actually Ethan.Copy !req
476. I was in the president,
all along.Copy !req
477. - But...
- I wish I was you!Copy !req
478. - Yes!
- We did it!Copy !req
479. We finally switched back
into our own bodies.Copy !req
480. But, what about my body?Copy !req
481. Oh, you mean the teacher?Copy !req
482. Yeah, we switched
out of that a while back.Copy !req
483. Then where is it?Copy !req
484. Should have thought of that
before you betrayed me,Copy !req
485. and stole my dad's body.Copy !req
486. Yeah, you're stuck
in that one now, jerk.Copy !req
487. - Well, we got our bodies back,Copy !req
488. and everything
worked out great.Copy !req
489. Hey, Dad, is it a problemCopy !req
490. that we just turned
a first grade teacherCopy !req
491. into the President?Copy !req
492. Yes, it is, son.Copy !req
493. I just realized that, too.Copy !req
494. I mean, she couldn't even
handle the stress of teaching,Copy !req
495. - and we...
- Yeah.Copy !req
496. Yeah. We did a bad thing.Copy !req
497. Madam President,
tdemand action. oliticiansand ansCopy !req
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