1. When the sky is full
of starry light,Copy !req
2. the Sandman brings you
a dream tonight.Copy !req
3. Good night, little one.Copy !req
4. Pleasant dreams...Copy !req
5. Ha!
- Hey!Copy !req
6. - My sand!Copy !req
7. Okay, kid, why don't you
just give me back my bag
of magic sleeping sand?Copy !req
8. - No.
- Don't you want to
go to sleep?Copy !req
9. Have some fun,
fantastical dreams?Copy !req
10. I don't like dreaming.Copy !req
11. It's not real
and just a waste of time.Copy !req
12. Well, if you
don't like dreaming,Copy !req
13. then why do you even want
that magic sleeping sand?Copy !req
14. When a tooth
beneath pillow lies...Copy !req
15. Tooth Fairy, watch out!Copy !req
16. - Sandman?
What are you doing...
- Ha!Copy !req
17. - No!
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
18. Wait!Copy !req
19. - No!Copy !req
20. Oh, man. This is a nightmare.Copy !req
21. Wait! Is it a nightmare?Copy !req
22. Ow! Oh, man!Copy !req
23. A 40-pound fish!
Great catch, Roy.Copy !req
24. Yeah. You really have a gift
for this stuff, buddy.Copy !req
25. Well, I just do my best.Copy !req
26. Nonsense. As mayor,
I declare Roy to be
the best fisherman in...Copy !req
27. Hey, everyone.
Check it out.Copy !req
28. I just fished a convertible
from the lake.Copy !req
29. Wow!
That's the coolest convertible
I've ever seen.Copy !req
30. What a catch!Copy !req
31. I've heard of catching fish,Copy !req
32. but catching a convertible?
Now that's what I call
a gift for fishing!Copy !req
33. It's beautiful.Copy !req
34. Well, I changed my mind.Copy !req
35. I now declare
Jack to be the best
fisherman in town.Copy !req
36. - Hip, Hip...
Hooray!Copy !req
37. He didn't even catch a fish.Copy !req
38. Now, now, no need to be
a spoil sport.Copy !req
39. You had just as many chances
to catch a convertible
as he did.Copy !req
40. We weren't fishing
for convertibles,Copy !req
41. we were fishing for fish!Copy !req
42. - Fish like this!Copy !req
43. Ugh! This thing stinks!Copy !req
44. You know what doesn't stink?Copy !req
45. The convertible Jack fished.Copy !req
46. It's got that new fish smell.Copy !req
47. Plus you can drive it
while wearing sunglassesCopy !req
48. and everyone will think
you're really cool.Copy !req
49. Like a fish.Copy !req
50. You can also fit
a surfboard in the backseat.Copy !req
51. What a fish!Copy !req
52. That's not a fish.Copy !req
53. That is a fish.Copy !req
54. My surfboard won't fit.Copy !req
55. Stop that!Copy !req
56. Well, I've seen
all I need to see.Copy !req
57. Jack is the best
fisherman in town.Copy !req
58. Today and forever.Copy !req
59. Thanks, everyone.Copy !req
60. Now, how about we all
grill up this convertible?Copy !req
61. What?Copy !req
62. Tonight we honor
one of basketball's all-time
greatest playersCopy !req
63. by ceremoniously
raising his jerseyCopy !req
64. into the rafters
of the stadium.Copy !req
65. Do I have to use
the jersey I'm wearing?Copy !req
66. I didn't bring
a change of clothes.Copy !req
67. Oh, that's okay.
You can wear this jacket.Copy !req
68. Well, it's chilly up here,Copy !req
69. but at least they gave me
this jacket.Copy !req
70. Yeah, that's new.Copy !req
71. - Yellow.
- Manther,
it's the Commissioner.Copy !req
72. We need you to...Copy !req
73. Manther,
it's the Commissioner...Copy !req
74. I know what you're doing.Copy !req
75. I'm sorry, Commissioner,
are you trying to signal me?Copy !req
76. Signal me to do something?Copy !req
77. Look. I know you want me
to use the Manther signal
you snuck into my office.Copy !req
78. But it's too bright!Copy !req
79. Whenever I use that thing,
it melts all my furniture.Copy !req
80. Then use the desk
Manther signal.Copy !req
81. The what?Copy !req
82. Ah!Copy !req
83. How do you keep
getting in here?Copy !req
84. I'll tell you over
the closet Manther signal.Copy !req
85. Ow!Copy !req
86. It's even hotter and brighter
than the regular one!Copy !req
87. What's that?Copy !req
88. I can't hear you
over the soundCopy !req
89. of you not using
the Manther signal.Copy !req
90. Fine! I'll do it
if it will get you
off my back.Copy !req
91. - There! Happy?
- Great!Copy !req
92. And to let you know
I got the message,Copy !req
93. I'll use
the Manther Return Signal.Copy !req
94. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no!Copy !req
95. I got your message.Copy !req
96. - This is to letting you know
that I got your message.Copy !req
97. I got your message.Copy !req
98. This is to letting you know
that I got your message.Copy !req
99. All right, kid,
you surprised me last timeCopy !req
100. and mugged the Tooth Fairy.Copy !req
101. But this time
I'm prepared for you.Copy !req
102. A-ha!Copy !req
103. A decoy!
I'm not prepared
for you!Copy !req
104. - Ah!
- I'll be taking this.Copy !req
105. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
106. Ah.Copy !req
107. Yes!Copy !req
108. Ha-ha!Copy !req
109. Tooth Fairy?
What are you doing
back here?Copy !req
110. - Oh, I'm not really here.
- What?Copy !req
111. - Neither of us are, Sandman.Copy !req
112. We were chasing after the girl
because she stole your magic
sleeping sand.Copy !req
113. But then she hit you with some
and you fell asleep.Copy !req
114. You're dreaming right now.Copy !req
115. But this can't be a dream.Copy !req
116. I beat her...Copy !req
117. Oh, man!Copy !req
118. You took my sack of teeth,Copy !req
119. but left all the money behind?Copy !req
120. What are you
going to do with a sack full
of children's teeth?Copy !req
121. What are you going
to do with a sack full
of children's teeth?Copy !req
122. Well, you know,
eat them.Copy !req
123. Ew! Really?Copy !req
124. - No. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
125. Oh, man.Copy !req
126. - Duck.Copy !req
127. - Duck.Copy !req
128. - Duck.Copy !req
129. Goose!Copy !req
130. Hello, stink peasants.Copy !req
131. It is I, the Wizard.Copy !req
132. Or should I say
"former" Wizard?Copy !req
133. Yes, yes, I'm retiring
and I'll be leaving behind
my magic hat.Copy !req
134. The source of all my power.Copy !req
135. Whosoever puts on the hatCopy !req
136. shall gain my magic
and become Wizard
of all the land.Copy !req
137. Effective immediately,
I am no longer Wizard.Copy !req
138. The position
and this magic hat
are up for grabs.Copy !req
139. Hup!Copy !req
140. - Question, Wizard.
- Yes?Copy !req
141. Not the Wizard anymore
but, yes, go ahead.Copy !req
142. If I were Wizard,Copy !req
143. would I have to grow
a dumb pointy mustache?Copy !req
144. - Good question.
- Good one.Copy !req
145. Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
146. Well, it's not mandatory.Copy !req
147. Or dumb for that matter.Copy !req
148. Would I have to talk
with a really fake accent
to make me sound smart?Copy !req
149. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
150. Will I have to talk to
all of those three stupid
peasants all the time?Copy !req
151. That's
a good question.
- Good question, good question.Copy !req
152. Uh, unfortunately
that is pretty much
the only thingCopy !req
153. a Wizard gets to do.Copy !req
154. - All right, yeah, I'm good.
- I'm good, too.Copy !req
155. I see what's happening here.Copy !req
156. You're afraid.Copy !req
157. You think you won't be able to
wield the awesome magic
of the hat.Copy !req
158. No. That's not it.Copy !req
159. I'm great at wearing hats.
Watch.Copy !req
160. Look, being Wizard
is an easy job.Copy !req
161. For example, as Wizard,
you can magically bring trees
to life!Copy !req
162. To be your servants.Copy !req
163. They can do your laundry
or chop your firewood.Copy !req
164. Wouldn't that make them mad?Copy !req
165. Trees chopping down trees?Copy !req
166. You'd make
an even better Wizard than ICopy !req
167. - because you knew that
right away.Copy !req
168. You should put
that hat on right now.Copy !req
169. Oh, no, no, no.
I don't want it.Copy !req
170. I don't know where it's been.Copy !req
171. What do you mean,
where it's been?
It's been on top of my head.Copy !req
172. Gross.Copy !req
173. - All right, new plan.Copy !req
174. The first one of you to...
Wizard says what?Copy !req
175. - Who?
- Close enough.Copy !req
176. You're now the Wizard.Copy !req
177. Good luck dealing
with the tree-ples.Copy !req
178. So long.Copy !req
179. Oh, no!Copy !req
180. You're the Wizard!Copy !req
181. You're going to be
trampled by tree-ple.Copy !req
182. It's all right.
I'll use magic to help us
escape.Copy !req
183. Ha! I would like to
see you try.Copy !req
184. Boom!Copy !req
185. She did it. We're gone.Copy !req
186. Huh, I was wrong.Copy !req
187. I didn't like that at all.Copy !req
188. Ah. Hello, tree-ple.Copy !req
189. Ugh! I'm so hungry.Copy !req
190. - You know what I can
really go for?
- Teeth!Copy !req
191. I know. You keep telling me.Copy !req
192. Yeah, uh-huh.Copy !req
193. Tasty, crunchy teeth.Copy !req
194. The trail of sleeping people
seems to stop at this field.Copy !req
195. We need to find this kid quick
before she does any more
damage with my sleep sand.Copy !req
196. Is that a crop duster?Copy !req
197. Why would she want...Copy !req
198. Oh, no.Copy !req
199. She's going to
sprinkle sleep sand
over the whole city!Copy !req
200. She's like
a comic book villain.Copy !req
201. Watch out for the sleep sand.Copy !req
202. - Oh!Copy !req
203. No. Forget the teeth,
get the girl.Copy !req
204. The girl!Copy !req
205. Why does she know
how to fly a plane?Copy !req
206. Seriously,
what is up with this kid?Copy !req
207. Where is it?Copy !req
208. Ooh, where is it? Where is it?Copy !req
209. A-ha!Copy !req
210. Oh, no.Copy !req
211. Ha-ha! You missed me.Copy !req
212. You have to
stop this.Copy !req
213. You'll put the whole town
to sleep.Copy !req
214. I thought you wanted
people to sleep.Copy !req
215. Oh, man!Copy !req
216. Uh-oh.Copy !req
217. Stupid thing!Copy !req
218. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
219. Whee!Copy !req
220. We did it. We stopped her.Copy !req
221. But what about the...Copy !req
222. My sleep sand! You saved it.Copy !req
223. And my teeth. Want some?Copy !req
224. Uh...Copy !req
225. - No.
- Hmm.Copy !req
226. Gross.Copy !req
227. Tell us where you hid
the jewelslC PLAYING)Copy !req
228. and the name
of your accomplice.Copy !req
229. I got nothin' to say to you,
copper!Copy !req
230. I get it, I really do.
I don't wanna be here,Copy !req
231. you don't wanna be here.Copy !req
232. Help me help you. Yeah?Copy !req
233. Ha! You ain't getting me
to confess.Copy !req
234. I know your whole
good cop, bad cop routine.Copy !req
235. What? We don't have
any bad cops.Copy !req
236. Why would we hire a bad cop?Copy !req
237. Every where's got bad cop.Copy !req
238. Well, not us. We don't do
good cop, bad cop.Copy !req
239. We do good cop...Copy !req
240. Dad cop.Copy !req
241. You wipe that smile
off your face,
young lady,Copy !req
242. and you tell us
where the jewels are.Copy !req
243. I'll never tell.Copy !req
244. Don't make me turn
this interrogation around.Copy !req
245. Because I will!Copy !req
246. - Hey!Copy !req
247. Hay is for horses!Copy !req
248. Calm down, Dad cop.Copy !req
249. Just tell us
what we need to know here.Copy !req
250. Fine! I'll tell.Copy !req
251. But only
if you make me a deal.Copy !req
252. Poof! You're a deal.Copy !req
253. Okay.
Actually that's not helpful.Copy !req
254. What? You're going to fire me?Copy !req
255. Because I used to have a job
at the calendar factory.Copy !req
256. But I was let go when I took
a couple of days off.Copy !req
257. Dad cop, please.
Enough with the dad jokes.Copy !req
258. You're ruining
the interrogation.Copy !req
259. Do you even know
what you're doing?Copy !req
260. No. But hum a few bars
and I will try and fake it.Copy !req
261. What's Beethoven's
favorite fruit?Copy !req
262. - I don't...
A banana-na-na...Copy !req
263. Okay. We need to stop now.Copy !req
264. You stay here, sport.
I'm going to go
fire up the grill.Copy !req
265. Hey, kiddo,
I got Mom power tools
for her birthday.Copy !req
266. When I was your age
I had to walk to school
uphillCopy !req
267. both ways, tiger.Copy !req
268. Dad cop's gone off the rails.
I need backup!Copy !req
269. The big game!Copy !req
270. Gimme, gimme, gimme!Copy !req
271. Um, does it kinds seem like
he's in love with the moon?Copy !req
272. No. It's just a romantic song.Copy !req
273. Wait. No...Copy !req
274. He's definitely in love
with the moon.Copy !req
275. No, I'm not.Copy !req
276. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
277. I'm not in love with the moon.Copy !req
278. The moon is just a metaphor
for my darling true love.Copy !req
279. Ah, got it.
The moon is a metaphor.Copy !req
280. Yeah, a metaphor
makes a lot more sense.Copy !req
281. Nope, it is not a metaphor.
He is in love with the moon.Copy !req
282. I can't take it anymore.
I have a confession
to make.Copy !req
283. I am in love with the moon.Copy !req
284. Yeah, no kidding.Copy !req
285. But we can never be together
because she is so distant.Copy !req
286. My love, you've come down
to be with me.Copy !req
287. Food's almost ready.
Let's eat.Copy !req
288. What the...
This isn't silverware,
this is a parachute!Copy !req
289. My roommate Jimmy
was going skydiving today.Copy !req
290. We must have switched packs
before we left the house...Copy !req
291. What a minute!
That means...Copy !req
292. We're gonna have to eat
with our hands!Copy !req
293. - Huh?Copy !req
294. Hey!Copy !req
295. - Our silverware!
- Huh?Copy !req
296. Thanks, Jimmy!Copy !req
297. Oh, what a guy.Copy !req
298. He's a real lifesaver.Copy !req
299. Wow, Terry,
you're really getting
into that essay.Copy !req
300. Uh, no, I figured it out.Copy !req
301. If it looks like
you're working,Copy !req
302. the teacher
doesn't call on you.Copy !req
303. See?Copy !req
304. Awesome!Copy !req
305. Terry! You're doing
a lot of talking back there.Copy !req
306. How about you read
the beginning of your essay
out loud, huh?Copy !req
307. To tell the truth,
I was only fake working.Copy !req
308. Oh, that's okay.Copy !req
309. I was only fake teaching.Copy !req
310. It's been hours.
We're pals now, right?Copy !req
311. I mean, don't pals
tell pals the location
of the jewelsCopy !req
312. and the name
of their accomplice?Copy !req
313. I ain't talking.Copy !req
314. You're good cop, bad cop
routine don't work
with one guy.Copy !req
315. I already told you,
we don't hire bad cops.Copy !req
316. This isn't good cop, bad cop.Copy !req
317. This is good cop...Copy !req
318. Sad cop.Copy !req
319. Sad cop, glad you...Copy !req
320. Is... Is he, okay?Copy !req
321. Sure. He's just...Copy !req
322. Going through some stuff.Copy !req
323. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
324. How about you take over
the interrogation and...Copy !req
325. Or sit on the floor.
Whatever works.Copy !req
326. Nothing works!Copy !req
327. Hey, I bet he will cheer up
if you confess.Copy !req
328. No, I won't!Copy !req
329. Okay, Sad cop,
you're not being
helpful right now.Copy !req
330. Are you going to fire me
like Dad cop?Copy !req
331. You fired Dad cop?Copy !req
332. No, we didn't. We...Copy !req
333. He's on leave.Copy !req
334. We're not firing you, Sad cop.Copy !req
335. Well, hey, did somebody call
for Rad cop?Copy !req
336. You already have
a replacement?Copy !req
337. What?
No, no one is getting fired.Copy !req
338. I cleaned out my desk.Copy !req
339. You didn't need to do that.
You're just on leave!Copy !req
340. No. I'm on linoleum.Copy !req
341. Ah! Did you just show up
to do that joke?Copy !req
342. Radical!Copy !req
343. Captain, these coordinates
are all wrong.Copy !req
344. - We're way off course.
- I know.Copy !req
345. That's because I lied
about the true purpose
of our voyage.Copy !req
346. This is a revenge mission.Copy !req
347. I'm going to harpoon
the great white monster
that sunk my last ship.Copy !req
348. But Captain, I thought
your last ship hit an iceberg.Copy !req
349. Aye.Copy !req
350. There she is!Copy !req
351. Revenge is mine!Copy !req
352. No! This is like every time
this happens!Copy !req
353. - Doc?Copy !req
354. Doc, where are you?Copy !req
355. - We can hear you,
but we can't see you.Copy !req
356. I'm right in front of you.Copy !req
357. I finally perfected my serum.Copy !req
358. I have turned
myself invisible!Copy !req
359. Wow. That's great news.Copy !req
360. Yes, yes, it is.Copy !req
361. Now I shall use
the invisibility serum
for its true purpose.Copy !req
362. - Allowing me to embark
in a life of crime.
- What?Copy !req
363. No one can see me
so no one can stop me.Copy !req
364. Uh, Doc?Copy !req
365. There's, like, one flaw
in your plan.Copy !req
366. Pssh! As if.Copy !req
367. My plan is flawless.Copy !req
368. Ow!Copy !req
369. How'd you do that?
You can't see me.Copy !req
370. But we can see the stuff
you're moving.Copy !req
371. I'm not moving anything.Copy !req
372. It's the wind.Copy !req
373. Yeah, all right. My wallet
floating out of my pocket
is the wind.Copy !req
374. - Sure.
- I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
375. And what then?Copy !req
376. How can the police arrest
the man they cannot see?Copy !req
377. You're holding a loot bag.Copy !req
378. Okay. That only works
if you literally never pick up
the bag again.Copy !req
379. - Really?
- It's not me,
it's the wind.Copy !req
380. This is getting embarrassing.Copy !req
381. I mean you could at least
hide the loot in your pockets.Copy !req
382. Oh, no the serum
only works on people
not clothes.Copy !req
383. Well, we don't see any... Oh!Copy !req
384. Oh, come on!Copy !req
385. - Get out of here!
That's disgusting.
- Come on, it's a Monday!Copy !req
386. - It is 10:00 a.m.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
387. Just get out of here.Copy !req
388. And take the loot with you
so we know you actually left.Copy !req
389. What a weirdo.Copy !req
390. At least we know he's gone.Copy !req
391. - Or am I?Copy !req
392. That's right I came back.Copy !req
393. Please. Please just tell me.Copy !req
394. Where did you hide the jewels
and who is your accomplice?Copy !req
395. Not saying nothin'.Copy !req
396. Oh, come on!Copy !req
397. I don't know what else to do.
I've been through every
cop team I could think of.Copy !req
398. We tried Sad cop, Rad cop,
Fad cop, Lad cop,
Shop cop, Pop cop...Copy !req
399. Even Mop cop.Copy !req
400. - Oh, I confessed to Mop Cop.
- What?Copy !req
401. Why didn't you tell me,
Mop Cop?Copy !req
402. We got an officer down!Copy !req
403. Maybe you should have tried
good cop, bad cop?Copy !req
404. How many times
do I have to tell youCopy !req
405. there are no bad cops!Copy !req
406. That's it. We're done.Copy !req
407. I can't hold you here
any longer.Copy !req
408. You need fare for the bus?Copy !req
409. Nah, I'm getting picked up.Copy !req
410. I just gotta send him a text.Copy !req
411. This isn't the end, you know?Copy !req
412. You're going to slip up
sooner or later,
you'll be back.Copy !req
413. No. I'll be Beethoven.Copy !req
414. Get out of here!Copy !req
415. Man, that was such bad joke.
It's like something Dad cop...Copy !req
416. You'll be back.Copy !req
417. No, I'll be Beethoven.Copy !req
418. What's Beethoven's
favorite fruit?Copy !req
419. A banana-na-na...Copy !req
420. Who's your accomplice?Copy !req
421. A banana-na-na...Copy !req
422. Dad cop, please.
You are ruining
the interrogation.Copy !req
423. A banana-na-na...Copy !req
424. The suspect!
Is she still here?Copy !req
425. No, doy. She got picked up.Copy !req
426. By who, Fad cop? By who?Copy !req
427. Some old guy wearing socks
with sandals.Copy !req
428. Totally lame.Copy !req
429. Corny jokes.Copy !req
430. Socks with sandals.Copy !req
431. No! It couldn't be!Copy !req
432. She was working with Dad cop
under my nose the whole time.Copy !req
433. I was wrong.Copy !req
434. There are bad cops.Copy !req
435. Me.Copy !req
436. I'm the bad cop.Copy !req
437. I'm bad at this.Copy !req
438. I hired a mop.Copy !req
439. Radical!Copy !req