1. You were all sent
to this academy
because you are agitators,Copy !req
2. jokers, troublemakers.Copy !req
3. But this school knows exactly
what to do with a bunch
of pranksters like you.Copy !req
4. Oh, yes.Copy !req
5. Welcome to your first day at
Prank School Academy.Copy !req
6. Yes. Here at Prank
School, we take
mischief very seriously.Copy !req
7. We'll turn you
from a little scampCopy !req
8. to a practical joke champ.Copy !req
9. From a devious rascal
to a major fiasco.Copy !req
10. And from a pesky pest
to the best of the bestCopy !req
11. at being the worst.Copy !req
12. What is your name, cadet?Copy !req
13. - Jimmy Peterson, ma'am.
- Cadet Peterson,Copy !req
14. - why are your shoes untied?Copy !req
15. - Oh!
- You have a lot to learn,
Cadet.Copy !req
16. As you can see,
Cadet Peterson was such a sap,Copy !req
17. I had to shut his trap.Copy !req
18. But by the time he graduates,Copy !req
19. he'll be a master
of advanced
Made-You-Look.Copy !req
20. This is gonna be so fun!Copy !req
21. However for now,
we'll start with the basics.Copy !req
22. How to tie your shoelacesCopy !req
23. together, that is.Copy !req
24. The most important thing
in tying shoelaces togetherCopy !req
25. isn't speed or knot strength.
It's stealth.Copy !req
26. If they see it coming,
the joke is...
Finished already?Copy !req
27. See for yourself.Copy !req
28. Hmm, this is very sloppy work.Copy !req
29. Extremely easy to spot.Copy !req
30. Almost as if you were...
Luring me inCopy !req
31. for a trap!Copy !req
32. Never in all my years
at Prank SchoolCopy !req
33. have I seen suchCopy !req
34. a promising student!Copy !req
35. Young lady, you're going
to do very well here.Copy !req
36. I will now walk
this tight ropeCopy !req
37. between the top of these two
giant skyscrapers.Copy !req
38. I will now walk
this tight ropeCopy !req
39. between the 20th floor
of these two...Copy !req
40. Nope!Copy !req
41. I will now walk
this tight ropeCopy !req
42. between the 10th...Copy !req
43. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
44. Fifth floor, too high!
Fifth floor, too high!Copy !req
45. I will now walk
this tight rope between...Copy !req
46. Ahem.Copy !req
47. I will now walk
this tight ropeCopy !req
48. between the bottoms
of these two
giant skyscrapers.Copy !req
49. Ahhh! Put me down.
Put me down!Copy !req
50. Oh, no!
My parachute won't open!Copy !req
51. Don't worry.
I am your guardian angel
here to save you.Copy !req
52. You're an angel?
But where are your wings?Copy !req
53. - I have to earn them
by saving your life.Copy !req
54. Now let me just...Copy !req
55. Oh, wait!
I think I got it now!Copy !req
56. Whoo!Copy !req
57. Argh, shoot!Copy !req
58. Hey, new guy,
what are you in for?Copy !req
59. I freed all the animals
from the zoo.Copy !req
60. And now I'm the one
imprisoned.Copy !req
61. What I did was harmless.Copy !req
62. Animals deserve freedom!Copy !req
63. Oh, my gosh, look!
A kangaroo!Copy !req
64. - Whoa.
- I rescued them
from their cages,Copy !req
65. now the animals have come
to rescue me from mine.Copy !req
66. Hey, what the... Ahhh!Copy !req
67. Yes, that's it!
Now get the keys.Copy !req
68. No, the keys.Copy !req
69. No, don't let out those guys!
They're violent criminals.Copy !req
70. Ahhh!Copy !req
71. - Okay, now free me.Copy !req
72. Over here!Copy !req
73. Don't hurt the cafeteria
ladies. Come on!Copy !req
74. This is starting to feel
like it's just some
random animal attack.Copy !req
75. Come on, you guys.Copy !req
76. Guys?Copy !req
77. Okay, what I did
was mostly harmless.Copy !req
78. - Ahhh! Toilet monkey!Copy !req
79. You wanted to see me
or something, Professor?Copy !req
80. Have a seat, Cadet.
I'm very disappointed.Copy !req
81. You started as one of
Prank School Academy'sCopy !req
82. most promising students.Copy !req
83. But, it's your senior yearCopy !req
84. and you haven't pulled
a single prank!Copy !req
85. - Well, I...
- You've been getting
straight A'sCopy !req
86. you're head of the Drama ClubCopy !req
87. and you published
the yearbook yourself.Copy !req
88. You even washed my car
every week.Copy !req
89. - But those are all...
- All of those things
would be greatCopy !req
90. in a normal school,
but this is
Prank School AcademyCopy !req
91. and those aren't pranks!Copy !req
92. Oh, aren't they?Copy !req
93. A+ essays when you read
them horizontallyCopy !req
94. but when read vertically...Copy !req
95. An acrostic poem
about my breath?Copy !req
96. And diagonally,
it's about your BO.Copy !req
97. And I only joined
the Drama ClubCopy !req
98. so I could learn
everyone's drama.
Even yours.Copy !req
99. And I published
all your secrets
in the yearbook.Copy !req
100. "Most likely to have staged
a cat wedding"?Copy !req
101. That was
a private ceremony!Copy !req
102. Wait. My car!Copy !req
103. - What about my car?Copy !req
104. I wasn't washing
your car, Professor.Copy !req
105. I was practicing
taking it apartCopy !req
106. - piece by piece.
- No...Copy !req
107. So when it was time
for the senior prank,Copy !req
108. I could dismantle it
and put it back together
in your officeCopy !req
109. before you even knew
your car was gone.Copy !req
110. - You can't pull that off!Copy !req
111. - I already did.Copy !req
112. I was really worried
about you,Copy !req
113. but those are
some of the best pranks
I have ever seen.Copy !req
114. - I know.
- You remind me of myselfCopy !req
115. when I was a student here.Copy !req
116. I'm proud of you and me.Copy !req
117. Hey!Copy !req
118. Hey!Copy !req
119. Oh, no.Copy !req
120. I was supposed to take care
of Barbara's goldfishCopy !req
121. while she was away
and I let it die!Copy !req
122. She'll be back any minute.Copy !req
123. I need to find a replacement
that looks exactly the same.Copy !req
124. You're me now.
You have my life. Bye!Copy !req
125. What's the matter, my dear?Copy !req
126. Oh, fairy grandmother,Copy !req
127. I have no way
to get to the ball.Copy !req
128. You do now.
All I need is a pumpkinCopy !req
129. and two mice and voila!Copy !req
130. Wow!Copy !req
131. A magnificent carriage.Copy !req
132. But make sure you get back
before midnight,Copy !req
133. else the spell will...Copy !req
134. Actually, there's also
this ball tomorrow.Copy !req
135. Do I call you for that
or just leave a gourd
and two rats out overnight?Copy !req
136. - What? I don't...
- Saturday there's this BBQ.Copy !req
137. Uh, let's say you'll come over
and magic me a carriageCopy !req
138. out of melon and two chipmunks
around like 1:00, 1:30?Copy !req
139. - I think there's some
confusion...Copy !req
140. Mona! I got us a ride
to that boat partyCopy !req
141. as long as you bring like
two squirrels and an apple...Copy !req
142. Look, I'm trying to help youCopy !req
143. because your evil stepmother
won't let you go to the ball.Copy !req
144. What? No, Stacy's cool.Copy !req
145. Actually, can she come too?Copy !req
146. - No!
- Hey, Stacy!Copy !req
147. Yo, whattup, stepdaughter?Copy !req
148. Oh, I got us a ride to that
potluck next Tuesday.Copy !req
149. All you have to do is grab
two ferrets and a bucket.Copy !req
150. I said, "No!"Copy !req
151. Does squash
and two gerbils work?Copy !req
152. That's not what
I'm saying no
to, Stacy.Copy !req
153. Oh, I got to get a dress.Copy !req
154. - Here is a beet
and some rabbits.
- I need groceries.Copy !req
155. - I have a pickle
and six cats.Copy !req
156. So, do with that
what you can.Copy !req
157. Argh, enough! I'm not here
to do your errands
or be your chauffeur.Copy !req
158. I'm here to get you
to one ball and one ball only.
That's it!Copy !req
159. I'm sorry, fairy grandmother.
You're right.Copy !req
160. It's wrong for...Copy !req
161. - Stacy, now!Copy !req
162. What are you doing?Copy !req
163. We're going to ride you.Copy !req
164. Fly us around!Copy !req
165. I'll give you a lemon
and five assorted batteries
if you do.Copy !req
166. Are you trying to pay me?Copy !req
167. That's not how this works!Copy !req
168. Friends, family, graduates,Copy !req
169. you came to Prank School
as troublemaking cadets.Copy !req
170. But now, four years later,Copy !req
171. - you've all blossomed
into full-blown menaces.Copy !req
172. Dude, this is gonna
be awesome!Copy !req
173. Dumping a bucket of paint
on your professor.Copy !req
174. You can't go wrong
with the classics.Copy !req
175. And I know as you continue
on with the rest
of your lives,Copy !req
176. that none of you will ever
forget the time you spent hereCopy !req
177. at Prank School Academy.Copy !req
178. Because this isn't
a real school!Copy !req
179. - Wait, huh?
- Congratulations.Copy !req
180. Or should I say
con-graduation?Copy !req
181. - You've all wasted the last
four years of your lives.Copy !req
182. Ultimate prank!Copy !req
183. Yeah, you all have to go
to four more years
of real school now.Copy !req
184. No way. Prank School is real.Copy !req
185. This is just a prank, right?Copy !req
186. - Go on.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
187. You know we can dish it out.Copy !req
188. But as a final test, you want
to see if we can take it.Copy !req
189. Well, well, well. You always
were my best student.Copy !req
190. And once again,
you've seen through my...Copy !req
191. Wrong!Copy !req
192. Look at your face.
Look at your face!Copy !req
193. How could you do this?Copy !req
194. Well, how could you think
that Prank School
was a real thing?Copy !req
195. Hi, I'd like to apply
for the job.Copy !req
196. Well, huh, let's see here.Copy !req
197. What kind of experience
do you have?Copy !req
198. Well, I'm really good atCopy !req
199. filling desk drawers
with honey.Copy !req
200. I mean, seriously?Copy !req
201. You're all gonna have to...Copy !req
202. Oh, no. You doused me
in a bunch of green paint!Copy !req
203. My clothes are ruined!Copy !req
204. Yes, you've gotten me good.Copy !req
205. You sure pranked me.Copy !req
206. Why, hello, there.Copy !req
207. I was just admiring
these beautiful apple trees.Copy !req
208. Of course there's one man
to thank for that.Copy !req
209. Matter of fact,
here he comes now.Copy !req
210. Gather 'round
and I'll tell you
all about him.Copy !req
211. This here is the story
of Johnny Appleseed.Copy !req
212. If there's anything
more satisfyingCopy !req
213. than traveling across
this great landCopy !req
214. spreading apple seeds,Copy !req
215. it's the trip back where I get
to see the fruits of my labor.Copy !req
216. Holy Granny Smith.
My trees!Copy !req
217. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
218. Carries an ax upon his backCopy !req
219. What are you doing?Copy !req
220. It took me ten years
to do this.Copy !req
221. Ho, ho!Copy !req
222. It might take you ten years
to cut down a forest,Copy !req
223. but I can do it in a day.Copy !req
224. No, I mean I grow trees.Copy !req
225. Those are apple trees.Copy !req
226. You've wasted
a lifetime's worth of apples.Copy !req
227. I didn't waste 'em.Copy !req
228. I fed them to Babe.Copy !req
229. If she eats anything,
why'd you give her my apples?Copy !req
230. You could have saved them.Copy !req
231. You could have made cobbler
or a pie or a...Copy !req
232. Wow.Copy !req
233. Listen to those birds.Copy !req
234. I see at least four
that I still need
for my checklist.Copy !req
235. Everyone, I call to order
this gatheringCopy !req
236. of the bird shushers.Copy !req
237. Let the shushing commence.Copy !req
238. Be quiet.Copy !req
239. Knock it off.Copy !req
240. Shut you beak, quit it,
be quiet.Copy !req
241. - Stop singing.Copy !req
242. Oh, come on,
get over yourselves.Copy !req
243. Hey, cut it out.Copy !req
244. I did it.Copy !req
245. I shushed every kind of bird.Copy !req
246. Bird, please!Copy !req
247. All right,
this here is the listCopy !req
248. of kids trying out
for the baseball team.Copy !req
249. We got Williams, Davis,
Jackson...Copy !req
250. Wait, Jackson?Copy !req
251. That's Sarah Jackson's kid.Copy !req
252. She's on the team.Copy !req
253. But, uh, you haven't
seen her play.Copy !req
254. Doesn't matter!Copy !req
255. If she takes after
her mother,Copy !req
256. then we're going to have
the best outfieldCopy !req
257. that the world has ever seen.Copy !req
258. It's a hit.Copy !req
259. And it's another catch
by Jackson.Copy !req
260. That's my girl.Copy !req
261. Welcome to Flight 225
service to Los Angeles.Copy !req
262. Looks like we've got
a real fast one todayCopy !req
263. very speedy.Copy !req
264. Now folks,
if you look to your right,Copy !req
265. you'll see beautiful
rolling hillsCopy !req
266. and if you look to your left,Copy !req
267. - you'll see a real hotshot...Copy !req
268. who thinks he's got
something to prove.Copy !req
269. Ladies and gentlemen,
we've hit some
unexpected turbulenceCopy !req
270. in a real jerk move.Copy !req
271. You are now free
to remove your seat beltsCopy !req
272. and get loud.Copy !req
273. Uh!Copy !req
274. Hey, are you cutting down
that tree?Copy !req
275. We were. Now, we're fighting
over the saw.Copy !req
276. Give me that, it's mine.Copy !req
277. Give me that saw.Copy !req
278. There we go.
Now, what's your name, friend?Copy !req
279. Well, why don't I let my song
tell you?Copy !req
280. The song used to be different.Copy !req
281. Listen, what's going on here?Copy !req
282. You all work
for this Paul Bunyan guy?Copy !req
283. Sure do.Copy !req
284. Why, it takes 50 men
just to make his pancakes.Copy !req
285. Soft gums.Copy !req
286. He just derailed a train.Copy !req
287. He derails trainsCopy !req
288. like I derail conversationsCopy !req
289. when they get too close
to uncovering
the horrible truth.Copy !req
290. Well, look at the time,
yep, so long.Copy !req
291. What's going on here?Copy !req
292. Is Paul Bunyan
holding you all captive?Copy !req
293. - Make your escape with me.Copy !req
294. I can help you.Copy !req
295. And you can help me re-plant
these apple trees.Copy !req
296. Just leave Paul to me.Copy !req
297. That'd be risking my life.Copy !req
298. But, there's nobody I trust
more than you.Copy !req
299. A barefooted stranger
with a pot on his head.Copy !req
300. It's a deal, Johnny.Copy !req
301. Hey, I didn't catch your name.Copy !req
302. Well, why don't I let
my song tell you?Copy !req
303. - Oh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. Sorry I didn't...Copy !req
305. Oh, it's fine.Copy !req
306. You know, thunder travels
about a mile in five seconds.Copy !req
307. If you count the seconds
between a lightning flash
and thunder clap,Copy !req
308. you could figure out
how far we are from the storm.Copy !req
309. One,Copy !req
310. two,Copy !req
311. - three.Copy !req
312. It's less than a mile away.
Neat.Copy !req
313. One, two.Copy !req
314. Now, it's right on top of us.Copy !req
315. - Hello?Copy !req
316. It's coming from inside
the house.Copy !req
317. For my science project,
I'd like to present Robo Dog,Copy !req
318. the dog of the future.Copy !req
319. Holy guacamole, you made this?Copy !req
320. But you hate doing homework.Copy !req
321. Robo Dog was about to detect
and eat homework
in any environment.Copy !req
322. It's not just an excuse
anymore.Copy !req
323. With Robo Dog,
your dog will eat
your homework.Copy !req
324. Wait a minute.Copy !req
325. With one simple flip
of the switch.Copy !req
326. No, that's the curriculum
for the entire year.Copy !req
327. - Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
328. Homework detected.Copy !req
329. My science project.Copy !req
330. No, bad Robo Dog.Copy !req
331. Homework detected,
homework detected.Copy !req
332. Turn it off!
Your homework's going haywire.Copy !req
333. Robo Dog is homework?Copy !req
334. Homework detected.Copy !req
335. No, Robo Dog.Copy !req
336. You're not homework.Copy !req
337. But I am.Copy !req
338. You home worked me yourself.Copy !req
339. That was good homework.Copy !req
340. It was fun.Copy !req
341. Does not compute. I am sorry.Copy !req
342. No.Copy !req
343. No!Copy !req
344. There is good homework.Copy !req
345. I see that now.Copy !req
346. Robo Dog, please.Copy !req
347. "To be or not to be."
that is the question.Copy !req
348. That is so beautiful Robo Dog.Copy !req
349. Is that from a movie?Copy !req
350. It's Shakespeare.Copy !req
351. It's... It's homework.Copy !req
352. To sleep, perchance to dream.Copy !req
353. Robo Dog!Copy !req
354. Oh, I'm giving you an A.Copy !req
355. Because this time
I know it's true.Copy !req
356. A homework dog
ate your dog homework.Copy !req
357. But can I get an A?Copy !req
358. Her dog ate my homework too.Copy !req
359. Oh! Yeah, right.Copy !req
360. Paul Bunyan is awake
and hungers for flapjacks.Copy !req
361. Bring them now.Copy !req
362. Where are my servants?Copy !req
363. They're gone, Bunyan.Copy !req
364. I set them free.Copy !req
365. It's just you and me now.Copy !req
366. And you've cut down
your last apple tree.Copy !req
367. No more logging,
no more tall tales.Copy !req
368. No more songs.Copy !req
369. I don't care,
I want my breakfast!Copy !req
370. And if I can't have flapjacks,Copy !req
371. then I'll have
the next best thing.Copy !req
372. A barefooted man
with a pot on his head.Copy !req
373. You can't have
a complete breakfast
without some fruit.Copy !req
374. Johnny, we hardly knew you.Copy !req
375. And I'm just a side character,
so that's saying something.Copy !req
376. Johnny, you're alive!Copy !req
377. Yeah, now you understand
why I wear a pot on my head?Copy !req
378. No, not really.Copy !req
379. Come on, guys.Copy !req
380. Let's make like a tree
and leaveCopy !req
381. and make like a tree.Copy !req