1. This is boring.
Meetings are boring.
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2. Yeah, why'd you
call us here, Zordel?
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3. - I wanna do something,
like punching
- Hold on.
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4. Maybe Zordel called us
here because something
is attacking the Earth.
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5. - Something we can punch.
- Oh, yeah,
that would be awesome.
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6. I'm all about punching things.
I'd be like... Pow!
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7. - Yeah, me too. Pow!
- Pow!
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8. Fellow heroes,
I was not born on this planet
and yet I've been a member
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9. of the Earth Defenders Team
for years.
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10. Today is different. This time,
I ask you to help me
defend my home planet.
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11. Kleegar.
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12. Uh, where is Kleegar,
exactly?
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13. Eighteen thousand light years
away, but my ship gets there
in 10 minutes.
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14. Your ship is the one
that doesn't have a bathroom,
right?
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15. Ten minutes, guys,
go before you leave.
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16. I've saved Earth with you
hundreds of times.
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17. Well, yeah, Earth is awesome.
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18. We've got roller coasters.
Salt.
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19. Gold. Fruit. Thunder.
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20. Techno. Hairstyles.
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21. - The alphabet.
- The alphabet!
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22. Thank you.
Cheeseburgers.
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23. - Cheeseburgers, pow!
- Pow!
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24. Pow, yes, but please,
it's the fate of my planet
we're talking about.
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25. - All right, fine.
Maybe there'll be babes.
- Ooh, space babes!
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26. Uh, just one more thing,
real quick, before we leave.
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27. When you get to Kleegar,
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28. please try not to act so,
you know, Earth.
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29. We don't act Earth.
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30. You kinda do.
You're always going
around like,
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31. "Oh, I'm an Earthling
from Earth,
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32. "I'm obsessed with doing
things and feeling things.
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33. "Love, love, love.
Hate, hate, hate.
Cheeseburger, pow!
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34. "Money!" You know.
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35. - Wow. Okay,
if we're too Earth for you,
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36. maybe we won't help.
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37. - I'll give you money.
- Ooh, money!
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38. Ooh, yeah, money.
Mmm, yeah,
money, money, money.
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39. - Ooh, give me that.
- Ooh, yeah, give me that
money. Yum, yum, yum.
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40. Ugh, so Earth.
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41. You're watching Channel Four,
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42. featuring investigative
reporter, Sophie Sanders.
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43. She asks the hard-hitting
questions nobody wants
to answer.
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44. Why didn't you
fix the sidewalk?
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45. Do you have a dog license?
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46. Did you steal that car?
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47. Is that a toupee?
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48. Did you punch that fish?
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49. Can I use your bathroom?
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50. Do you come alive at night?
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51. What's wrong with you?
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52. Hey, what's up?
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53. Why?
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54. Ha...
Did...
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55. Where's the money
you owe your customers?
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56. I mailed it this morning.
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57. Oh, okay.
Well, that's just, uh...
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58. Do you have any
follow up questions?
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59. Yes, of course.
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60. I, uh...
Slam the door.
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61. - What?
- You're supposed to
slam the door.
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62. Oh, I'm not going to slam
the door. That would make me
look guilty.
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63. - I mailed the money
this morning...
- Guilty as charged!
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64. Back to you.
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65. Sophie, do you ever prepare
more than one question?
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66. Look, darling,
the first robin of spring.
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67. Oh, no.
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68. It's the second robin
of spring.
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69. - Boo! No good. Boo!
- Boo! Hiss! Boo! Hiss!
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70. Oh, honey, look,
the first leaping shark
of spring.
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71. All right, class.
Put your books away.
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72. It's time for the test.
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73. Oh, man, I completely forgot
about the test.
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74. Everyone, take an answer sheet
and remember to use
a number-two pencil.
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75. Multiple choice,
the last hope of
lazy students everywhere.
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76. That means
I still have a chance.
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77. A terrible chance,
but a technically
better-than-zero chance.
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78. One, three, four, five.
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79. One, three, four, five.
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80. Stop singing.
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81. Stop.
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82. Th ose are
the wrong answers.
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83. Please stop.
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84. I can hear you.
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85. ♪ Multiple Choice
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86. ♪ Raise your voice
and make your pick
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87. Yeah!
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88. - So, how did I do?
- A-plus for pizzazz.
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89. - Yes!
- Pizzazz is only 20%
of your grade.
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90. You failed, but I'm gonna
let you retake the test.
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91. You heard the lady,
take it from the top.
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92. And a one and a two.
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93. - No, you have to study first,
stop it.
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94. Man, Zordel,
your planet, Kleegar,
is boring.
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95. Seriously, you guys,
when you meet my people,
don't say stuff like that.
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96. - It's so Earth.
Are these, like,
cube clouds?
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97. Don't call them "clouds".
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98. You're doing that Earth thing
where you name everything
after Earth stuff.
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99. It's its own thing.
They are called "bazzles".
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100. What does it do?
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101. Why is Earth so obsessed
with things doing things,
you know?
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102. Because it's cool.
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103. I got a belt,
and my belt does stuff.
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104. Grappling hook.
Boomerang.
Laser beam.
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105. I love stuff that does stuff
and I hate stuff that doesn't
do stuff.
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106. Somebody punch
my stupid appendix.
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107. - Ooh, I've been
waiting for this.
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108. Seriously,
stop acting so Earth.
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109. Do not embarrass me here.
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110. - Zildar.
- Zordel.
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111. Thank you for coming.
As you can see,
the situation is dire.
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112. - What? The round cloud?
- That bazzle is corrupted.
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113. The entire sense of order
has been destroyed.
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114. Zordel, buddy,
this is the worst mission
we've ever been on.
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115. There's no monster?
It's just a shape
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116. that's supposed to be
another shape?
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117. - Maybe we can smash it.
- No smashing.
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118. You're being Earth again.
Follow my lead.
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119. We're doing this
the Kleegarian way, okay?
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120. Close your eyes,
we will meditate
until the bazzle's shape
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121. does not bother us anymore.
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122. Yes. A true test of a hero,
is to change oneself.
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123. Guys?
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124. - Guys!
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125. Zordel, I thought you said
your friends weren't so,
you know, um, Earthy.
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126. - They're not
usually like this.
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127. Take that, appendix!
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128. Whoo!
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129. Oh!
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130. It's fine.
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131. We'll just have the cake
at the next Annual
Optimist Club Meeting.
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132. In a way,
I'm glad I dropped it.
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133. Part of the fun
is the anticipation
of eating it.
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134. Now, we can have fun
for a whole another year.
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135. - I'm also glad this happened.
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136. Time to collect
what is owed to me.
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137. For those two
shall never guess
my true name,
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138. Rumpelstiltskin.
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139. It is I,
the imp who helped the queen
spin straw into gold.
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140. Now, you must guess my name,
or I'll get your
first born babe.
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141. - Take your time...
- Susan.
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142. What?
That's a girl's name.
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143. Oh, well,
guess we couldn't get it.
Here is our baby.
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144. Ugh, why is this baby sticky?
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145. - She's always sticky.
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146. - Ugh.
- And smelly.
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147. - And doing that.
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148. - Well, goodbye.
- Wait, I...
You get to guess again.
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149. - We guess Susan again.
- Come on, make a real guess.
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150. Nope, you won the baby
fair and square.
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151. - Ow, she's biting me!
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152. She is always biting. Bye!
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153. Start over.
You get three new guesses.
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154. - We guess Susan three times.
- No.
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155. Here's a hint,
it begins with an "R".
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156. - R. Susan.
- You can't guess Susan.
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157. - Ow! What is up
with your baby?
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158. Do you mean
what is up with your baby?
Yeah. Bye!
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159. No! Guess my name for real.
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160. We guess Susan times infinity.
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161. - I just told you, you can't...
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162. You know what? Never mind.
Susan is actually my name,
you guessed it.
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163. What?
Your name is not Susan.
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164. It is. I'm Susan.
You got me.
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165. We know that's not your name.
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166. Oh, yeah?
How do you know my name
is not Susan, hmm?
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167. Because we overheard you say
your name was Rum...
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168. - Oh, shoot.
- Hmm?
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169. What was that? Little louder.
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170. You want to finish
that sentence? No?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
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171. Say bye to your uncle Susan,
baby.
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172. Bye!
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173. Farewell, boring aliens.
We broke your cloud
and saved your planet.
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174. - No need to thank us.
- We won't.
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175. But, like, you should.
You should thank us.
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176. Yeah, give us an award
or something.
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177. We want an award!
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178. So Earth.
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179. Guys, stop embarrassing me.
They don't even know
what an award is.
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180. Okay, let me explain.
On Earth, we do things.
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181. Then we get a thing.
Then we get feelings
about the thing we have.
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182. So you better let us
have the thing that
gives us good feelings
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183. about the things we do.
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184. Give us an award,
or pow!
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185. - Here.
- Oh, wow.
This is so unexpected.
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186. Cyclone Maximo, Night Lady,
Zordel, and myself,
the Manther, accept this award
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187. on behalf of Earth,
the best planet in the world.
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188. Oh, come on.
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189. We'd like to thank
everything on Earth
that makes it amazing.
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190. Uh, thank you, snakes.
Thank you, lava.
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191. - Thank you, alphabet.
- Daytime, germs, bells.
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192. Nuts, mirrors, tides.
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193. Dinosaur bones,
chocolate, kings.
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194. And friends, like Zordel.
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195. There's nobody in the galaxy
who I'd would rather demolish
a cheeseburger with.
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196. Ugh, that is so Earth.
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197. Zordel?
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198. You know what,
I love you guys, and I love
dumb, old planet Earth.
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199. Let's go home.
Kleegar is boring anyway.
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200. Everyone here is always like,
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201. "Oh, I'm from Kleegar,
I don't want things
or do things,
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202. "I'm at peace
with the universe.
Think, think, think.
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203. "Stand, stand, stand.
Bazzle, nothing, bazzle."
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204. Oh, wow, you sure
zinged them, pow!
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205. Yeah! Pow! Pow!
Hee-ha! Yeah!
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206. Yes, that is what
we sound like,
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207. and we are at peace with that.
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208. Help, help, help!
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209. - Help!
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210. Look, a dolphin is saving
that man.
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211. Thank you, boy.
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212. You saved my life.
I can never repay you.
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213. I think he wants a tip.
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214. That's not...
That's not what you want,
is it, boy?
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215. I'm not going
to tip a dolphin.
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216. - That dolphin
just saved your life.
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217. You just said
you could never repay him.
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218. Yeah, but that's just
a figure of speech.
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219. Boo!
Top that dolphin!
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220. Don't boo me.
This is crazy!
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221. I'm not going to give money
to a sea creature.
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222. What would he even
spend it on?
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223. That's his business,
it's his money.
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224. - No, it's not.
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225. Yes, it is!
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226. - Okay, okay, fine.
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227. Here, have a dollar.
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228. He wants more.
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229. I'm not going to pay him more.
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230. So, a dolphin saves your life,
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231. drags your butt all the way
back to shore,
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232. - and all that's worth to you
is one measly dollar?
- Yes.
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233. You are more than that.
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234. Stop it. Fine.
Have more money,
have all my money!
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235. Aw!
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236. This is not an "aw" moment.
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237. Three cheers
for the hero dolphin.
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238. - Hip, hip...
Hurray!
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239. - It is I, a vampire.
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240. Someone, help!
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241. Your cries for help
are futile, madam.
Nothing can stop me.
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242. - Except sunlight.
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243. - Sunlight?
- Yes, if sunlight touches
my skin, I die.
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244. But besides sunlight,
nothing can harm me.
Except garlic.
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245. Wait, garlic, too?
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246. Yes, I really don't like
the smell.
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247. Yeah, but so much
that it kills you?
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248. Basically, but other than
sunlight and garlic and a
wooden stake through my heart,
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249. nothing can hurt me.
Oh, and poison.
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250. Like, a special
vampire poison?
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251. Yeah, or, like,
any kind of poison.
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252. What else, uh, fire, glue,
being run over
by a steam roller.
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253. Jeans that are too tight.
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254. Turning the page
of a nature magazine
and seeing a big spider.
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255. - You have to feed
the draw string
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256. all the way back
through your hoodie.
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257. At which point, I die.
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258. The thing is,
the Heimlich maneuver
also kills me.
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259. I thought for sure
it must be something
in the air...
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260. - ... but no, it's actually
the cool breeze itself.
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261. Oh, did I mention
run over by a steam roller?
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262. - Did you mention this?
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263. Wait, what is that?
A dictionary?
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264. That won't kill... Ow!
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265. Ooh, man, ow!
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266. Did I say anything about
dictionaries killing me?
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267. I don't know, I was dozing off
for a while.
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268. Well, I'm sorry
you find me so boring.
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269. I guess I'll be going.
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270. Oh no! The sun is almost...
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271. Ma'am.
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272. All right! Welcome to
National Limbo Competition.
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273. You seem to be
the only competitor
that showed up.
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274. So, let's see,
how low can you go?
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275. Oh, I can go low all right.
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276. You people don't even know
how low I can go.
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277. Wait for me.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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278. Somebody slashed my tires.
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279. Oh, don't judge me!
Nobody here can judge me!
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280. I'm here to judge the contest.
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281. Somebody slashed my tires!
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282. Ah, nuts.
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283. So, what makes you think
you deserve a job
in my company?
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284. Well, I'd say
my biggest strength
is my attention to detail.
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285. Your tie is in your coffee.
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286. Whoops, that's embarrassing.
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287. - As I was saying,
I never miss a thing.
- Uh-huh.
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288. Tie is in your coffee again.
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289. Sorry about that.
Anyway,
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290. I don't make mistakes.
It's as simple as that.
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291. Your tie is in my coffee.
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292. I am so sorry.
Let me get that.
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293. So,
I guess what I'm saying is
I'm a good learner.
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294. I don't make
the same mistakes twice.
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295. Oh, my gosh.
I apologize.
I am sorry about that.
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296. Listen, I don't care
if your tie is disgusting.
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297. If you're half as sharp
as you say you are,
you'll do great.
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298. - Welcome aboard.
- Thank you, sir.
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299. And trust me, I'm as sharp
as they come.
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300. Your tie is tucked into
your pants, there.
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301. Oops.
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302. Hey, at least
it's not in the coffee.
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303. Your coffee is in your pants,
isn't it?
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304. Mmm-mmm.
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305. - Doesn't it burn?
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306. Nope. See you tomorrow.
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307. Tomorrow is Saturday.
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308. Oh, okay, bye.
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309. Wha... Where am I?
What happened?
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310. Shh, it's okay, honey.
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311. We're here.
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312. Mr. Green, you were
in a serious car accident.
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313. By some miracle,
a passerby saw you
and dragged you out of the car
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314. just in time.
You're completely unharmed.
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315. Wow, I can't believe it.
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316. Do you know where I can find
the guy who saved me?
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317. I have to thank him.
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318. You can do it now,
he's right here.
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319. That's amazing,
thank you so...
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320. How is that even possible?
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321. How can we ever repay you?
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322. No, don't ask him that.
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323. Of course, you can absolutely
come live with us.
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324. No, he can't.
I already paid
that dolphin back.
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325. Yeah, a cool 20 bucks.
Way to go, real big of you.
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326. Dad, that dolphin
saved your life, twice.
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327. I don't care,
he can't come live with us.
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328. - Don't boo me.
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329. - Don't boo
the car crash survivor.
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330. You only survived
that car crash
because of this dolphin.
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331. Uh-huh.
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332. How long would you
even stay with us for?
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333. See?
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334. He stays with us until
he stops being the dolphin
who saved your life.
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335. Well, that's never.
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336. Then you have your answer.
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337. - No!
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338. All right, all right.
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339. He can stay.
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340. Oh, I'm so happy.
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341. - Hey, give him your keys.
- What?
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342. - No.
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343. Fine, stop it. Fine.
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344. Take my keys.
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345. Aw!
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346. Stop "aw-ing". Stop it.
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347. Three cheers
for the hero dolphin.
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348. - Hip, hip...
Hurray!
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349. Hip, hip, hurray!
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350. All right, I got the chest.
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351. Time to put our most
valuable treasures inside.
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352. Doubloon!
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353. Jewels!
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354. And treasured memories!
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355. Aw, look, it's that time
we robbed that ship of all
its doubloons and jewels.
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356. Aw!
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357. Argh!
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358. There's only room
in the chest for our
most valuable treasure.
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359. I think the choice is clear.
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360. Arr! Arr! Arr!
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361. Good time...
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362. - You're my best friend.
- They're my best friends.
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363. Come out with your hands up,
we have this place surrounded.
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364. You'll never catch us alive!
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365. Yikes.
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366. Calm down, bro,
am I right?
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367. You guys are so much cooler
than my partners.
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368. Mind if I hang over here?
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369. - Sure.
- Awesome. Ugh, they're all
just so uptight, you know?
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370. Not super chill, like you.
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371. Hey, can I get you guys
something to nosh on?
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372. You want anything,
you just name it, okay?
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373. I'm tight with the negotiator.
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374. Do you have a hidden phone?
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375. Hand it over right now!
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376. - I'm sorry.
- Why didn't you tell me
about this?
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377. Now I can program my number
into it and you can just
give me a call.
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378. Like, I'm cool
to hang whenever.
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379. I also post a lot of really
cool stuff on social media.
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380. So I'll just add myself
to your friends.
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381. Uh, I think your friends
are leaving you behind.
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382. That's the last of it.
Go!
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383. That is so like them to bail,
you know?
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384. Not like you guys,
you'll never leave me.
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385. - What are you guys
up to later?
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386. Getting rescued by the police.
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387. No. Nah,
you don't wanna do that,
we got a helicopter coming,
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388. it's going to be epic.
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389. Where's my helicopter?
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390. You're not getting anything
until we know
the captives are okay.
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391. They're better than okay,
they're mad chill.
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392. Guys, tell them
how chill you are.
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393. We're really chill.
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394. Could you tell my wife
I'm chill?
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395. We're gonna get
you out of there.
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396. It's time to end this
and let those people go.
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397. I don't think so.
I'm not letting anyone go
until you meet my new demand.
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398. I wanna come, too!
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399. Uh... Okay.
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400. Great, the three of us
are going to be inseparable.
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401. We'll just meet back up
later, that's cool.
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402. Dolphin, you saved our family
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403. - by teaching us the true
meaning of Christmas.
- Don't ask, don't ask.
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404. - How can we ever repay you?
- Argh!
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405. - What?
- Oh!
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406. Oh, I can't believe
you're proposing to me.
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407. I love you so much, dolphin.
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408. I want to say "yes",
that is, if you'll give us
your blessing, Dad.
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409. That's it.
Dolphin, ever since we met,
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410. you've been a thorn
in my side.
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411. - Let me finish.
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412. I haven't even finished
and you're booing.
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413. You've been a freeloader
in my house.
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414. And the only person
I've ever met
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415. - who refused to give up on me.
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416. Huh?
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417. You've saved my life,
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418. saved my family,
and most importantly,
you never booed me.
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419. Which I really appreciate,
because, between you and me,
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420. I'm about this close.
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421. - Welcome to the family, son.
Yay!
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422. - Please call me "Dad".
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423. - Was that "Dad"?
Did he call me "Dad"?
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424. Ah, well, doesn't matter.
I don't know why that's
what I'd be hung up on.
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