1. And then after that,
I have a bunch of meetings.Copy !req
2. Didn't you guys
wrap all that up?Copy !req
3. You can just say
you don't wanna hang out.Copy !req
4. I don't wanna hang out.Copy !req
5. What the hell,
who took my kombucha?Copy !req
6. I threw that out,
it smelled bad.Copy !req
7. Of course it smelled bad,
it's kombucha.Copy !req
8. You 'booch,
you lose.Copy !req
9. Rick, c-can you portal me
to school?Copy !req
10. - No.
- Gimme that.Copy !req
11. Hey! Summer!
Summer, give it back!Copy !req
12. Honey, did you move
the car keys?Copy !req
13. Ahp, nevermind,
they were at the bottom.Copy !req
14. Well, that is the last timeCopy !req
15. I eat full-fat ice cream
after midnight—Copy !req
16. Um...Copy !req
17. Okay?Copy !req
18. Hey!Copy !req
19. What are you—Copy !req
20. Hey!Copy !req
21. Alright, alright,
I yield!Copy !req
22. Geez, you're fast.Copy !req
23. Are you...
a-a clone of me?Copy !req
24. - Did Rick—
- Don't— Don't tell Rick.Copy !req
25. You want me not talkin'?
Then you better start talkin'.Copy !req
26. Not here.
C'mon, you can buy me lunch.Copy !req
27. I'm not buying you lunch!Copy !req
28. What if we call it
"Breakfast 2"?Copy !req
29. No!Copy !req
30. And you're sure Rick
won't spy on us here?Copy !req
31. Yeah,
he hates the mall.Copy !req
32. It's kinda why
I come here so much.Copy !req
33. Or maybe me being here
is why he hates it.Copy !req
34. I've actually been
thinking about getting a jobCopy !req
35. at American Eagle.Copy !req
36. Oooh, the Eagle Man.Copy !req
37. You gonna eat that?Copy !req
38. - Not really.
- Thanks.Copy !req
39. Mm.
The road provides.Copy !req
40. O-Okay, "the road"?
Who are you?Copy !req
41. Are— Are you here
from the future?Copy !req
42. A-Are you here to kill me?Copy !req
43. You think I came from the future
to replace a guyCopy !req
44. who loves the mall?Copy !req
45. I'm a... traveler.
From another dimension.Copy !req
46. Oho,
you stole a portal gun?Copy !req
47. What? No, man,
that brings the heat.Copy !req
48. I more... slip through cracks
in the multiverse.Copy !req
49. Your family's cool,
by the way.Copy !req
50. My Morty and Summer
fight way more than yours.Copy !req
51. Well, you don't seem
like a serial killer.Copy !req
52. And I bet I'd know.Copy !req
53. - But you can't stay here.
- No sweat, Eagle Man.Copy !req
54. Just get me back
to your upstairs closet.Copy !req
55. 'Kay, well,
that is a weird location.Copy !req
56. If you do try to kill me
and take over my life,Copy !req
57. I can scream very loud.Copy !req
58. And you never
get caught doing this?Copy !req
59. Jerrys are basically invisible.
It's our superpower.Copy !req
60. - Nobody sees us—
- Jerry! Get in here!Copy !req
61. - Shit! He saw you!
- Oh, God!Copy !req
62. What's all this shit
in the freezer?Copy !req
63. - Go!
- What?Copy !req
64. Don't make him any
more suspicious, talk to him!Copy !req
65. - Uh, uh—
- I'll meet you upstairs!Copy !req
66. Hey, Rick!Copy !req
67. Your frozen dumplings are
still in there, Jerry.Copy !req
68. There's limited space
in there, Jerry.Copy !req
69. W-We all live here
together.Copy !req
70. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
71. Look at me
when I'm talking to you.Copy !req
72. You catch that episode of
"Naked And Alone" last night?Copy !req
73. Hey, between you and me?Copy !req
74. I think that guy likes
to drink the yak piss.Copy !req
75. Are— Are you making
conversation with me?Copy !req
76. Sorry! Sorry.Copy !req
77. I guess I do
watch that TV show.Copy !req
78. And he does seem excited
about the piss.Copy !req
79. He does!Copy !req
80. Okay. Good.Copy !req
81. Don't waste
my freezer space.Copy !req
82. And don't fucking
blindside me with small talk!Copy !req
83. Phew!
I think I'm in the clear.Copy !req
84. As long as
I eat those dumplings.Copy !req
85. Are you...
smelling my shirts?Copy !req
86. What?
No.Copy !req
87. In a few dimensions,Copy !req
88. Rick gives BethCopy !req
89. a spatially-dilated
walk-in closet.Copy !req
90. Heh.
Beth is always asking for that.Copy !req
91. Yeah, you guys are in the same
dimensional neighborhood.Copy !req
92. And you can't bend reality
as often as RickCopy !req
93. without the occasional—Copy !req
94. Bingo.Copy !req
95. And— And—
And what does that lead to?Copy !req
96. Buddy, a guy like us
can hike the whole multiverse—Copy !req
97. without even
leavin' the house.Copy !req
98. You wanna see?Copy !req
99. Do I want to stick my hand
through a wall?Copy !req
100. - Uh, not really.
- It's just one stop over.Copy !req
101. C'mon. Quit thinkin' like
a Jerry and live a little.Copy !req
102. Jerry! I'm still angry
at you for talking to me!Copy !req
103. Gah!Copy !req
104. You... You promise
you'll get me home?Copy !req
105. I promise.Copy !req
106. Holy shit,
this is insane.Copy !req
107. Pretty mind-blowing, huh?Copy !req
108. We try to mark safe trails
for each other.Copy !req
109. Upside-down coaster
means it's cool.Copy !req
110. - Bla bla bla blah!
- Blah, blahblah!Copy !req
111. Blah blahblah!Copy !req
112. In this reality,
all words are "blah."Copy !req
113. I-I kinda get
what they're saying.Copy !req
114. - Blah bla BLAH!
- Bla blablah Bla!Copy !req
115. C'mon. Upstairs bathroom.
One at a time.Copy !req
116. Uhh...Copy !req
117. Ohhhhh, this is insane,
this is insane.Copy !req
118. Blah blahblah bla
blah blahblah BLA!Copy !req
119. Blah?Copy !req
120. Blah!
Blah bla blah bla blah!Copy !req
121. Oh, holy shit,
she saw me!Copy !req
122. I know!
You did great!Copy !req
123. That was crazy!Copy !req
124. Okay, where—
where to next?Copy !req
125. Yes!
Fuck yeah, Eagle Man!Copy !req
126. Here, get in.Copy !req
127. Infinite mirror tunnel.Copy !req
128. Man,
so weird and specific,Copy !req
129. how do you
find these things?Copy !req
130. That's the thing
about being a Jerry.Copy !req
131. You got all day to look.Copy !req
132. Get close, I almost lost
a finger doing this.Copy !req
133. Ah!Copy !req
134. It's so cold.Copy !req
135. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
136. Here. This way.Copy !req
137. - Whoa.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
138. Without the trail,
this family would just be gone.Copy !req
139. But the road remembers.Copy !req
140. There's... so many of us.Copy !req
141. Here.Copy !req
142. You're one of us now,
Eagle Man.Copy !req
143. Well, technically it was a piece
of your shirt I stuck up there.Copy !req
144. You still don't get it, buddy.
We're the same.Copy !req
145. Okay, but how much of the road
is depressing like this place?Copy !req
146. Not that much,
not that much.Copy !req
147. Jeeeeerrrrryyyyy!Copy !req
148. Ay, man, you see where
I put the margarita machine?Copy !req
149. T-The good one,
the— the science one.Copy !req
150. You left it
in the shower.Copy !req
151. Boy. I-I might be livin'
a little too anchors-up, Jerry.Copy !req
152. You—
You want a margarita?Copy !req
153. All good.Copy !req
154. He has to know
that's not you.Copy !req
155. Well, if he does,
he doesn't care.Copy !req
156. Alright,
we gotta get moving,Copy !req
157. there's a killer view
two stops over.Copy !req
158. You guys want
a ceviche to go?Copy !req
159. Wow.Copy !req
160. And Rick turned the moon
into a disco ball for...Copy !req
161. - Morty's Winter Formal?
- Beautiful, right?Copy !req
162. Honestly, Eagle Man, I didn't
think you'd come out this far.Copy !req
163. - Way to prove me wrong.
- I mean...Copy !req
164. I'm not actually from
the dimension you found me in.Copy !req
165. My whole family
jumped together.Copy !req
166. And when the space version
of my wife showed up,Copy !req
167. I thought she'd hate me...Copy !req
168. and she did.Copy !req
169. But then I turned into a bug
and we all had sex.Copy !req
170. Eagle Man! God damn.Copy !req
171. I-I-I guess it is all pretty
cool when I say it out loud.Copy !req
172. Thanks for opening my eyes
to that.Copy !req
173. I'm just you, brother.Copy !req
174. Welp, outta suds.Copy !req
175. And I did promise
to get you home.Copy !req
176. Thanks for ridin' with me.Copy !req
177. It's the most fun
I've had in a while.Copy !req
178. - Wait, one second— Ooh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
179. Uhp, hold on, heh,
I'm a little drunk.Copy !req
180. If this dimension's Jerry
was like me,Copy !req
181. he'd keep a 12-pack
in the bathroomCopy !req
182. for the occasional
shower beer.Copy !req
183. Eagle Man!Copy !req
184. - These, uh—
- Yeah.Copy !req
185. These are warm.Copy !req
186. Shit, shit, shit,
we're cutting it close.Copy !req
187. Ugh, slow down.
So much liquid in my stomach.Copy !req
188. I'm not being contrarian,Copy !req
189. I-I just think it'd be gross
to do that to a cat.Copy !req
190. Squeamish Morty.Copy !req
191. I'm not squeamish—Copy !req
192. No, no, no, shit!Copy !req
193. We missed the connection?Copy !req
194. What does that mean,
what does that mean?Copy !req
195. It's all good, Jerry.
We're fine.Copy !req
196. Look. Those guys portal into
this Taco-la-Taco every week.Copy !req
197. There's a Gene
we can stay withCopy !req
198. while we wait—
he's hip to the scene,Copy !req
199. - even has a few cots in his basement—
- A week from now?Copy !req
200. I can't stay with some Gene
for a week,Copy !req
201. Rick will just replace me.Copy !req
202. No, he won't.Copy !req
203. They won't even notice
you've been gone.Copy !req
204. That's not a good thing!
Gah.Copy !req
205. There is one way,
but—Copy !req
206. Get me home!Copy !req
207. Okay, but why's it out
in the woods?Copy !req
208. You wanna get home fast, right?Copy !req
209. Only way to do
that's through Grand Central.Copy !req
210. Couple parallel Mortys tried
to pull a kegCopy !req
211. outta their Bag of Holding,
turned it inside out.Copy !req
212. Now it's kind of a...
toll road.Copy !req
213. Oh!Copy !req
214. Hey there. I'm Eagle Man.Copy !req
215. Got two coming out
at Burlap.Copy !req
216. Walkie Talkie: Copy that.Copy !req
217. So... were you camping,
or—Copy !req
218. Get in.Copy !req
219. Welcome to Grand Central.Copy !req
220. It's, uh,
not my favorite place.Copy !req
221. Who are these
bandana guys?Copy !req
222. Sometimes your family goes on an
adventure and doesn't come back.Copy !req
223. The dude that
runs this place,Copy !req
224. he collects Jerrys
that get left behind.Copy !req
225. Come on.
Boss is ready to see you.Copy !req
226. - Uh...?
- Play it cool.Copy !req
227. - Hey, Boss!
- Mooch!Copy !req
228. - "Mooch"?
- It's my road name.Copy !req
229. Who's this?Copy !req
230. Meet Eagle Man.
He's cool.Copy !req
231. I rescued him
from working at the mall.Copy !req
232. We're just looking
to get on the Tundra Line.Copy !req
233. Fares are up,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
234. A Rick patched
that one fridge nexus.Copy !req
235. We've got surge pricing.Copy !req
236. Right, no problem.Copy !req
237. Whoa.
I thought you didn't have a job.Copy !req
238. He doesn't.
Get this—Copy !req
239. We all use
the same ATM pin.Copy !req
240. 3-8-5-2.Copy !req
241. That's my ATM pin!Copy !req
242. Mm-hmm.
The road provides.Copy !req
243. Wait, you steal
from other Jerrys?Copy !req
244. Maybe.Copy !req
245. Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was
just careless with his money.Copy !req
246. Who would believe him
anyway?Copy !req
247. Hey! That hurts!Copy !req
248. You pick this guy up
in the sensitive dimension?Copy !req
249. - Search them both.
- Hey, fuck you, pal.Copy !req
250. - Jerry, just relax!
- Well, this guy sucks!Copy !req
251. Seriously, Mooch.
Where did you pick him up?Copy !req
252. You mapping new routes
and keepin' 'em to yourself?Copy !req
253. Take it all.
We just wanna pass through.Copy !req
254. You don't wanna
mess with me, pal.Copy !req
255. My Rick
could kick your ass.Copy !req
256. You little suburbs pussy.Copy !req
257. You shouldn't need Rick—
Rick should need you.Copy !req
258. You just need to find
his pressure points.Copy !req
259. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
260. Take these two back
to this guy's stationCopy !req
261. and blacklist them both.Copy !req
262. Alright, alright! Geez!Copy !req
263. Hey! Get off of me!Copy !req
264. Hey!Copy !req
265. No, no, no!
They cut us off!Copy !req
266. I can still get home, right?Copy !req
267. Fuck!Copy !req
268. Goddamnit!
I told you to play it cool!Copy !req
269. This was all I had, man!
The road was my life!Copy !req
270. What about my life?Copy !req
271. I didn't ask for any of this,
you just showed up at my house!Copy !req
272. Okay, okay, here's my pitch—
uh, we get jobs as dock workers,Copy !req
273. tell them we're twins
or something,Copy !req
274. uh, save up for three months
and move to Spain.Copy !req
275. We'll open a dance studio—
start small,Copy !req
276. - but eventually—
- I'm not doing any of that!Copy !req
277. Where even are we?Copy !req
278. Morty's high school?Copy !req
279. Yeah. This used to be
my dimension.Copy !req
280. - The shed was my way out.
- Oh, screw this.Copy !req
281. - Hey! Where are you going?
- To our house!Copy !req
282. There's gotta be an exit
somewhere!Copy !req
283. - Bad idea. T-T-There is no house.
- You expect me to trust you?Copy !req
284. What was I thinking?Copy !req
285. That I'd become some sort of
hillbilly road-sage?Copy !req
286. A cool prospector?Copy !req
287. My family loves me
and I threw it away— for this?Copy !req
288. - Stupid, Jerry. Stupid!
- No, wait!Copy !req
289. I-I left my dimension
because I felt unappreciatedCopy !req
290. and by the time I found my way
back, Beth had remarried!Copy !req
291. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah.Copy !req
292. This whole time you've
been preaching about freedomCopy !req
293. and gettin' out there.Copy !req
294. But you're not brave.
You have to live like this.Copy !req
295. You're the least cool version
of me I've ever met.Copy !req
296. You're right, you're right,
I'm a loser.Copy !req
297. Let's just do anything other
than face my family, please?Copy !req
298. Hello?
Oh, my God, Jerry!Copy !req
299. And there's two of you!Copy !req
300. Hi, there,
Paul Fleischman, CPA.Copy !req
301. - Hi. I'm Jerry.
- It's a pleasure.Copy !req
302. Beth!
Jerry's back!Copy !req
303. And another one!Copy !req
304. Come on in.
Can I get you guys some coffee?Copy !req
305. I'm a tea guy myself.
Earl Grey, little milk.Copy !req
306. - Dad?
- Oh, my God! -Beth: Jerry?Copy !req
307. Hi... family.Copy !req
308. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
309. You walked out on us to dumpster
dive across the multiverse?Copy !req
310. You resented me!Copy !req
311. T-The kids didn't respect me,
Rick hates me,Copy !req
312. how long did it take before
you even noticed I was gone?Copy !req
313. Oh, we noticed, asshole!
Don't put that on us.Copy !req
314. Yeah, maybe do something
worthy of our respect.Copy !req
315. - Like not disappearing.
- Good point, Morty.Copy !req
316. Oh, now Rick has thoughts
on abandonment?Copy !req
317. I just said "good point."
I'm glad you left.Copy !req
318. Coming here
was a bad idea.Copy !req
319. Hey.
Stop disappearing for once!Copy !req
320. Mooch loves you guys.Copy !req
321. You're all he talks about
out there.Copy !req
322. - Morty, you love to eat bugs...
- Sure do!Copy !req
323. and Summer,
you hate showering.Copy !req
324. Not as much anymore, I've
actually been working on it.Copy !req
325. Aw, honey!Copy !req
326. It's true.
I miss you guys so much.Copy !req
327. I mean, after wandering around
a bit, I did come back.Copy !req
328. But Beth had met PaulCopy !req
329. and you all seemed so happy.Copy !req
330. We are happy.Copy !req
331. But that doesn't mean
we hate you.Copy !req
332. I mean,
we hate you a little bit.Copy !req
333. Yeah,
P-Paul's pretty cool.Copy !req
334. I-I don't wanna say we
"won the breakup" but—Copy !req
335. Guys, don't pile on!
Jerry's trying to apologize!Copy !req
336. No, I deserve it.Copy !req
337. I thought you took me
for granted...Copy !req
338. but it was
the other way around.Copy !req
339. Rick.Copy !req
340. Ugh. Here we go.Copy !req
341. I promised Jerry
I'd get him home.Copy !req
342. - Is there any way—
- Address?Copy !req
343. Oh. Uh. Hmm.Copy !req
344. - Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters?
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
345. We say "Parmesan" weird,
like "Parmee-sian."Copy !req
346. D-Does your portal gun
use keywords?Copy !req
347. We could...
go door-to-door?Copy !req
348. We cannot go door-to-door.Copy !req
349. Hey, maybe we—
we just get back on the road?Copy !req
350. Uh, there's a shed by the high
school, we'll— we'll show you.Copy !req
351. If these guys try to kill me in
the shed, I will not hold back.Copy !req
352. - Fair's fair.
- I'll be mean about it.Copy !req
353. Mean deaths.Copy !req
354. - Can you blame me for leaving?
- No, I get it.Copy !req
355. It was really great
to see you guys.Copy !req
356. Thanks for taking care of them,
Paul.Copy !req
357. It's your family, Jerry.
I'm just living in it.Copy !req
358. Bye, Jer.
See you around.Copy !req
359. Let's go.Copy !req
360. The only way back
to your realityCopy !req
361. is through Grand Central.Copy !req
362. Those Bandana Jerrys
will be on the lookout for us.Copy !req
363. I know.
But I've got an idea.Copy !req
364. Leave my reality.Copy !req
365. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
366. Oh! Uh, hi. Jerry.Copy !req
367. Loving the, uh,
five o'clock shadow.Copy !req
368. And I love your... bandana.Copy !req
369. They're onto us!
Run!Copy !req
370. Stop them!
It's Mooch and that other guy!Copy !req
371. Aah! My beans!Copy !req
372. Where am I going?Copy !req
373. Couch! Rick's
"lost remote control" nexus!Copy !req
374. Dive, dive, dive!Copy !req
375. Boss!
We got a problem!Copy !req
376. What the hell?Copy !req
377. You fucked up now,
Mooch.Copy !req
378. You should've just stayed
off the road.Copy !req
379. Damn it!
He knows all the exits.Copy !req
380. This is a dream. This is some
kind of weird hallucination.Copy !req
381. I-I ate
too many mushrooms.Copy !req
382. - Excuse me?
- Back to the couch!Copy !req
383. Hey!
Not cool, man!Copy !req
384. I'll never stop chasing you,
Mooch!Copy !req
385. The road is mine!Copy !req
386. Shit!
This guy is persistent!Copy !req
387. He'd probably really thrive
at American Eagle.Copy !req
388. I-I got an idea.Copy !req
389. It's risky,
but do you trust me?Copy !req
390. Hey, I'm you, brother.Copy !req
391. Hyah!Copy !req
392. I'm so glad making the mouse big
didn't kill it!Copy !req
393. It eventually might.Copy !req
394. It's— It's— It's like big
dogs, or Andre The Giant—Copy !req
395. St-Stop,
the mouse is gonna be okay!Copy !req
396. Hyah!Copy !req
397. Those doubling-back
sons of bitches!Copy !req
398. Oh, oh, B-Boss,
you just missed it.Copy !req
399. Those guys came by
on a giant mouse.Copy !req
400. You're fucking useless,
you know that?Copy !req
401. Ow! T-That— That cool jacket
changed you, Jerry!Copy !req
402. You're a mean guy now!Copy !req
403. A-And you pull me out
of my chairs too much!Copy !req
404. - Hey!
- Get the golf cart.Copy !req
405. Hey! Aah!Copy !req
406. Ah! Aah!Copy !req
407. There they are!Copy !req
408. Quick, come on!Copy !req
409. I'm gonna kill you,
Mooch!Copy !req
410. And then I'm gonna
fuck your wife!Copy !req
411. Good luck!
She's married!Copy !req
412. It's Jerrys like you
that make me sick!Copy !req
413. Why can't you
just stay home?Copy !req
414. I'm trying!Copy !req
415. You guys suck!
You're weak!Copy !req
416. Not like me, I'm cool!
I'm nothing like you!Copy !req
417. He's got a gun?Copy !req
418. No! No!Copy !req
419. Happy trails, bitch.Copy !req
420. Think those other Jerrys
will be okay?Copy !req
421. Will we? I think I maybe
just killed a guy.Copy !req
422. You can't think about it.Copy !req
423. It's the one thing I've learned,
you can't think about it.Copy !req
424. Well. This is me.Copy !req
425. Nice place you got here.Copy !req
426. Thanks. So,
what are you gonna do now?Copy !req
427. You could hang out here
for a bit.Copy !req
428. I-I can always have
Beth buy more cereal.Copy !req
429. Mm. I've eaten on
someone else's tab long enough.Copy !req
430. Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's
gone nowCopy !req
431. and the road can open back up.Copy !req
432. Hell of a trip,
Eagle Man.Copy !req
433. See you around,
Mooch.Copy !req
434. What the hell? Guys!Copy !req
435. I found him!
He was in the bedroom!Copy !req
436. I-I thought
I checked in here.Copy !req
437. You guys were
looking for me?Copy !req
438. Okay, good,
you found him.Copy !req
439. Told you I didn't
compost his ass.Copy !req
440. God, get blamed
for everything.Copy !req
441. We were so worried
about you, Jerry.Copy !req
442. You missed Morty mating
with an octopus.Copy !req
443. It'll probably
happen again.Copy !req
444. What were you even
doing up here?Copy !req
445. Oh, you know,
just taking some "me" time.Copy !req
446. Gross!Copy !req
447. Well, I wasn't jerking off,
if that's what you're implying.Copy !req
448. Ew, what the fuck?Copy !req
449. Who said that?
You just look grody!Copy !req
450. Yeah, y-you need to get out
more, Dad.Copy !req
451. - What the fuck was that?
- Uh, nothing.Copy !req
452. Eh, a guy like you,
might be good for ya.Copy !req
453. I-I think I saw a yak
out there.Copy !req
454. If I capture it
and keep it alive,Copy !req
455. I should be able to drink
its piss for two weeks.Copy !req
456. Probably even three.Copy !req
457. Hey, Dad,
have you seen the—Copy !req
458. Oh, God, Jesus!
Come on, Dad!Copy !req
459. What?
It's the culture of the show!Copy !req
460. You're supposed
to watch it naked!Copy !req
461. It is the culture of the show, honey.Copy !req
462. Guys!
We all use those couches!Copy !req
463. Mhm.
You're so right about this guy.Copy !req
464. Turn it up.Copy !req
465. Did you get any of that?Copy !req