1. Podcast host: You're about
to learn the tragic fateCopy !req
2. of the Oak Point High
lacrosse team.Copy !req
3. But this podcast won't cash in
on their specificCopy !req
4. and particularly gruesome
group decapitation.Copy !req
5. Too bad. Someone else will.Copy !req
6. It's a big market, man.Copy !req
7. Morty, don't just respond.Copy !req
8. Find a podcast
without scruples.Copy !req
9. CryoShip detected.Copy !req
10. Ooh, power's still online?Copy !req
11. Whattaya think, Morty?
Bunch of sleeping beauties?Copy !req
12. Wanna go tap
on some glass?Copy !req
13. Uh, that could be fun.Copy !req
14. W-We haven't done one
of those in a while.Copy !req
15. Podcast host #2:
Welcome to "Bloodbath"!Copy !req
16. The podcast
that's only grisly details!Copy !req
17. Now we're talking!Copy !req
18. Holy shit.
Look at this place.Copy !req
19. Damn, Morty, ain't just
your run-of-the-mill ark ship.Copy !req
20. This thing is gold-plated.Copy !req
21. Wow, w-where
do you think they're going?Copy !req
22. Ha ha. Looks like these guys
flung themselves into spaceCopy !req
23. after wrecking
their home world.Copy !req
24. This'll be like taking
candy from a baby,Copy !req
25. if that baby was in a coma.Copy !req
26. Oh. We're—
We're robbing them?Copy !req
27. Morty what did
I just say about scruples?Copy !req
28. Whoa, mama.
You see this, Morty?Copy !req
29. T-T-This thing is fancy.Copy !req
30. Computer said it's got
super-rare hypercoal inside.Copy !req
31. Ha ha ha! The planet they left
must be a husk, Morty.Copy !req
32. Access denied.Copy !req
33. Huh.Copy !req
34. Alright,
on second thought,Copy !req
35. let's just blow a hole in the
ship and drag the vault home.Copy !req
36. - What?
- Help me with these charges.Copy !req
37. This'll be quick.
They got fast countdowns.Copy !req
38. Rick, I-I'm fine
with taking candy from a baby,Copy !req
39. but I-I draw the line
at blowing up the stroller!Copy !req
40. What the hell, Morty?Copy !req
41. We're not literally
robbing babies.Copy !req
42. Aah!Copy !req
43. God damn it, Morty!
Look what you did!Copy !req
44. They're counting down
even faster.Copy !req
45. Fire detected.Copy !req
46. Emergency Cryo-wake
commencing in 30 seconds.Copy !req
47. You little shit!
You woke 'em up!Copy !req
48. - Good! Let's get outta here!
- Fuck you.Copy !req
49. I'm not leaving
without that hypercoal!Copy !req
50. Now go find that other pod
with a dead guy in it.Copy !req
51. - Hey!
- Sub-Bay 18.Copy !req
52. What dead guy?Copy !req
53. Just get in the pod
with the bones!Copy !req
54. Or don't, and
get thrown out an airlock.Copy !req
55. - Cryo-wake in 10 seconds.
- You did this to yourself, Morty.Copy !req
56. Everything that happens
after this is your fault.Copy !req
57. You're
gonna wish you were one of those Oak Point kidsCopy !req
58. - after I get through with you.
- I'm going, I'm going!Copy !req
59. Don't you run away
from me!Copy !req
60. I've got more to yell
at you, Morty!Copy !req
61. Morty!Copy !req
62. - Cryo-wake in three, two...
- Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
63. Whoa! Uh! Uh! Aah! Oh! Ah!Copy !req
64. Oh, boy.Copy !req
65. Talk about cryo-crick
in the neck.Copy !req
66. Hope my schwanz still works.Copy !req
67. What's a schwanz?Copy !req
68. - Jimmy?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
69. Jimmy? Is that you?Copy !req
70. Umm, no?Copy !req
71. It's our boy, honey—Copy !req
72. He's got
the family bald spot.Copy !req
73. Doctor! Doctor, please!Copy !req
74. Ah, Karen.
How can I—Copy !req
75. Oh, my God!Copy !req
76. The pod. There must
have been some kind of...Copy !req
77. malfunction.Copy !req
78. Son?
Are you in there?Copy !req
79. What do you remember?Copy !req
80. Um, last thing
I remember was being... 13.Copy !req
81. - Doug and Karen: 11.
- 11.Copy !req
82. It must be the pituitary
governor on his pod.Copy !req
83. While we were in stasis,Copy !req
84. Jimmy kept growing
at an accelerated rate.Copy !req
85. Will he be okay?Copy !req
86. Short answer— no.
Long answer— nope.Copy !req
87. Doctor!Copy !req
88. I went to school
for medicine, not manners.Copy !req
89. Look at him— gray skin,
necrotic breath, jaundiced eyes.Copy !req
90. I give him a week, tops.Copy !req
91. Our poor child!Copy !req
92. We're gonna use whatever time we
have left to make things right.Copy !req
93. Should I get him
some clothes?Copy !req
94. His penis is big now.Copy !req
95. Ugh. Wish that pod had
a snooze button.Copy !req
96. Alright, Makeys,
let's get to work!Copy !req
97. Um, aren't— aren't we all,
like, super rich?Copy !req
98. Only thing "rich" down here
is that joke.Copy !req
99. "Chachaco"...
you're on toilet duty.Copy !req
100. Ooohhkay, I'm not supposed
to be here.Copy !req
101. M-M-My grandpa's a scientist.Copy !req
102. - I-I just jumped in this pod because—
- What?Copy !req
103. MedBay! Got another
compliance chip on the fritz.Copy !req
104. Why do I have to mop?
I should be driving the ship!Copy !req
105. Ohhhh! Ha ha.
J-Jokin' again!Copy !req
106. I-I'm definitely the thing
you guys are.Copy !req
107. Uh, ready to clean!Copy !req
108. Jimmy! There you are!Copy !req
109. We've been looking for you.Copy !req
110. Are you trying to open
the vault?Copy !req
111. I thought maybe
you were stuck in there.Copy !req
112. I'm just a kid and, uh, dumb.Copy !req
113. That's alright, sweetie.Copy !req
114. Money affords us
the ability to be dumb.Copy !req
115. Son, it's important to usCopy !req
116. that you're recognized
as a man in the eyes of God...Copy !req
117. before you die,
which feels soon.Copy !req
118. So, tomorrow night,Copy !req
119. we're holding
your Constellatio Celebratio!Copy !req
120. Pretty sure God
already made me a man.Copy !req
121. Like, very rapidly.Copy !req
122. But he didn't make you
a citizen.Copy !req
123. This will.Copy !req
124. And once you join our society,Copy !req
125. you'll get access
to our knowledge,Copy !req
126. - our history...
- Our hypercoal?Copy !req
127. Well, sure.Copy !req
128. You'd get a key
to the vault like every citizen.Copy !req
129. You see, son,
we're very, very rich.Copy !req
130. Wow. Okay, yeah.
Let's, uh—Copy !req
131. Let's Constellatio this up.
I-I'm in!Copy !req
132. - Ahh, that's the spirit!
- Come on, son.Copy !req
133. Let's get you a big lollipopCopy !req
134. and dress you
like a little sailor.Copy !req
135. Ugh! How much shit is there?Copy !req
136. They've only been
awake for five hours.Copy !req
137. Grub time, Chachaco!Copy !req
138. Hurry.
We only got eight minutes.Copy !req
139. Great.Copy !req
140. Man, cryo-sleep, huh?Copy !req
141. Guess I forgot
how bad the food was.Copy !req
142. Yeah,
wish I could forget.Copy !req
143. Tastes like lumpy piss.Copy !req
144. Aah!Copy !req
145. Which I love!Copy !req
146. Love piss.
Look at me eat it up.Copy !req
147. This gruel,
it's got energy, lumps,Copy !req
148. all the things a Makey needs.Copy !req
149. Um, why do
we call ourselves that again?Copy !req
150. Wow, cryo really took it
outta you, huh?Copy !req
151. They gave us that term.Copy !req
152. 'Cause we "make" it
all possible.Copy !req
153. I-If we're Makeys,Copy !req
154. may— may— maybe
that makes them "Takeys."Copy !req
155. Ha ha.Copy !req
156. Did you not just get
complio-shocked?Copy !req
157. Oh... yeah.Copy !req
158. Y-Y-You learn to take the pain.
Heh.Copy !req
159. - Whoa!
- Bad-ass!Copy !req
160. Chachaco's hard-core.Copy !req
161. Mm.Copy !req
162. Rick? W-Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
163. Morty! Great news.
It's all going as planned.Copy !req
164. - We didn't have a plan!
- We do now.Copy !req
165. These people, Morty,
they're golden retrievers.Copy !req
166. No natural predators, totally
softened by generational wealth.Copy !req
167. Tomorrow they're throwing me
some kindCopy !req
168. of "becoming a man" thing and
just giving me the hypercoal.Copy !req
169. Who cares?
Get me outta here!Copy !req
170. I-I'm literally scooping shit
by hand!Copy !req
171. Good. You made your bed,
lay in it.Copy !req
172. - Gimme the car keys!
- No! We're not leaving!Copy !req
173. Yes, we are,
you greedy shit!Copy !req
174. Damn! Chachaco's givingCopy !req
175. that old rich kid
a piece of his mind!Copy !req
176. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
177. Give them to me,
you Takey scum!Copy !req
178. Hey! Leave our son alone!Copy !req
179. - Your son sucks!
- Ugh!Copy !req
180. Chachaco, are you crazy?Copy !req
181. Get back here!Copy !req
182. We'll be speaking
to your manager!Copy !req
183. No, no. It's fine.
Just jealous poor people.Copy !req
184. Ungrateful monsters!Copy !req
185. Impatient, too!Copy !req
186. Holy shit.
Are you crazy?Copy !req
187. We're all gonna get it now!Copy !req
188. What the hell got
into you, Chachaco?Copy !req
189. He's an asshole.Copy !req
190. Okay, seriously.Copy !req
191. How are
you not getting zapped?Copy !req
192. - Ow! Hey!
- Something's up with his chip.Copy !req
193. He don't got one!Copy !req
194. - Oh!
- No chip?Copy !req
195. Um, I-I took it out.Copy !req
196. They said taking the chips out
would kill us.Copy !req
197. Chachaco is living proof
it won't.Copy !req
198. Wait! Wait! Stop!Copy !req
199. Chachaco killed Tibs!Copy !req
200. Should we tell someone?Copy !req
201. Listen, I'm not who you—Copy !req
202. Chachaco, you're an idiot.Copy !req
203. And a goddamn hero!Copy !req
204. Um, thanks...Copy !req
205. Tell the Makeys to gather.Copy !req
206. It's time to show the Takeys
who really runs this ship.Copy !req
207. And after you finish
sipping from the final chalice,Copy !req
208. the sacred light
will shine down upon you.Copy !req
209. You've grown so much.
We are so proud of you.Copy !req
210. Jimmy, I used to dread
giving this you.Copy !req
211. It's the most precious thing
in our familyCopy !req
212. and frankly
you were a brat.Copy !req
213. But there's nothing
like a fluke cryopod accidentCopy !req
214. to show you
what really matters.Copy !req
215. It's your father's
Constellatio suit,Copy !req
216. from his father,
and his father before him.Copy !req
217. Oh, that's not necessary.Copy !req
218. I'm— I'm still a brat.Copy !req
219. I'm just glad
we're getting to do this.Copy !req
220. We love you, son.Copy !req
221. We love you.Copy !req
222. Ha ha. Yeah.
L-L-Love you guys, too.Copy !req
223. You've never said that before.
Honey, he loves us!Copy !req
224. I'm so glad you said it
before you die of old age!Copy !req
225. My boy!Copy !req
226. Oh, Jimmy!Copy !req
227. Fresh planet,
fresh start.Copy !req
228. Fresh planet, fresh start.Copy !req
229. - We have a slogan now?
- Catchy, huh?Copy !req
230. Tibs is looking for ya.
Great cover, by the way—Copy !req
231. acting like nothin's happening.Copy !req
232. General Chachaco!Copy !req
233. General?Copy !req
234. Fresh planet, fresh start!Copy !req
235. You taught us the only way
to beat those rich bastardsCopy !req
236. is to actually beat them.Copy !req
237. Check out this.
It's a Bang-Bang.Copy !req
238. To bang people's heads in.
My invention.Copy !req
239. Yeeeeah. Maybe we put a pin
in the Bang-BangCopy !req
240. and peacefully ask
for some change-change?Copy !req
241. What am I saying?
They put chips in your heads.Copy !req
242. Phew. For a second,
you sounded like Spoogler.Copy !req
243. Ha ha.
Yeah, w-where is Spoogler?Copy !req
244. Oh, my God!Copy !req
245. Spoogler's out there waiting
to hear both sides of the issue.Copy !req
246. Meanwhile, we're gonna
take out the Takeys.Copy !req
247. Ah, geez,
I-I-I don't know.Copy !req
248. We— We got that old kid's
party tomorrow.Copy !req
249. That's brilliant, General!
Attack during the party.Copy !req
250. Not— Not quite
what I was pitching.Copy !req
251. Those Takeys are gonna regret
the day they messed with you!Copy !req
252. We—
We got a hand thing now?Copy !req
253. For the resistance.Copy !req
254. T-This feels too long
for a secret handshake.Copy !req
255. Aah!Copy !req
256. Constellatio!Copy !req
257. The crew is so proud
of you, Jimmy.Copy !req
258. You've really takenCopy !req
259. your grossly shortened
life-span in stride.Copy !req
260. I couldn't think of two
better parents to die before.Copy !req
261. Aww, get over here,
ya goofball!Copy !req
262. Hey, my hair!
I just put gel in!Copy !req
263. Ah, geez.Copy !req
264. Father, we gotta delay
the ceremony.Copy !req
265. Something bad
is going to happen.Copy !req
266. I sure hope so.Copy !req
267. Great idea to stick pins
in the Bang-Bangs.Copy !req
268. People of Plociff,Copy !req
269. tonight young James Jamerson
ascends to manhood.Copy !req
270. Hell yeah! Gonna be a man!Copy !req
271. Rick,
we really gotta go now.Copy !req
272. - Aah!
- Don't ruin this for these people.Copy !req
273. Party people!
Let's hit those chalices!Copy !req
274. We love it, son!Copy !req
275. Proud of you!Copy !req
276. Alright, Father. Gimme the
light. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
277. How 'bout you take this
in your Takey neck?Copy !req
278. - Watch out!
- Whoa!Copy !req
279. Going off script, padre.Copy !req
280. Party's over, Takeys!Copy !req
281. Why isn't she complying?Copy !req
282. It's not working!Copy !req
283. Fresh planet, fresh start!Copy !req
284. Aah!Copy !req
285. - Yah!
- Bang-bang!Copy !req
286. Wait! You can't attack them!
They're helpless.Copy !req
287. They don't even know
that food comes from somewhere.Copy !req
288. We gotta get to someplace safe.
L-Like the vault.Copy !req
289. - Gimme that!
- You got it, boss!Copy !req
290. My bad.Copy !req
291. Morty. Change of plans.Copy !req
292. Take me to the vault!
Now!Copy !req
293. - Please don't hurt our boy!
- Just do what he says.Copy !req
294. But if this deranged janitor
kidnaps meCopy !req
295. and steals everything
from this vault,Copy !req
296. j-just know you two
were great parents.Copy !req
297. Really unreasonably trusting.
Maybe too trusting.Copy !req
298. Honey, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
299. Open that safe,
or you're worm food!Copy !req
300. Greetings, Doug Jamerson.Copy !req
301. Thank you for being rich.Copy !req
302. Jesus, Morty!Copy !req
303. Doug and Karen's only crime
is naively benefitingCopy !req
304. from systemic inequity.Copy !req
305. Just grab the loot,
you big baby!Copy !req
306. Interesting.Copy !req
307. Wait, what?
You— You gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
308. They robbed us!Copy !req
309. The rich kid
and the janitorCopy !req
310. put aside their differences
to fuck us over!Copy !req
311. Let's follow
their example.Copy !req
312. Mob justice!Copy !req
313. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
314. - Hold on a second!
- We can explain!Copy !req
315. - Where's our money?
- Where's our money?Copy !req
316. We told you—
We don't know.Copy !req
317. You manipulated a working class
to rise against a ruling class.Copy !req
318. I was right, Chachaco—
You are funny,Copy !req
319. but not in the "ha ha" way.Copy !req
320. In the bad way, like
"is my dog sitting like thatCopy !req
321. because he's watching TV
with usCopy !req
322. or is he 'expressing
his anal glands'" funny.Copy !req
323. Oof. Long walk.Copy !req
324. Under the Laws of Space,
I sentence you to death.Copy !req
325. Wait! Jimmy couldn't
have done this!Copy !req
326. I opened the safe
and it was empty.Copy !req
327. Sorry, Doug.Copy !req
328. We checked the vault's log,
and the last personCopy !req
329. to access it was, in fact,
Jimmy Jamerson.Copy !req
330. That's not possible.
Jimmy Jamerson is dead.Copy !req
331. I don't understand.Copy !req
332. Karen, let me make this as
gentle as I can— We're aliens.Copy !req
333. Come on, let's go see
your dead son's bones.Copy !req
334. Bones?Copy !req
335. Oh, shit. Monkey bones.
Was Jimmy a monkey?Copy !req
336. Lizzy! No!
I thought you escaped!Copy !req
337. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
338. I'm a zoologist.Copy !req
339. Not you!Copy !req
340. Jimmy?Copy !req
341. And apparently,
Guffy Chachaco.Copy !req
342. They thought I was that guy?Copy !req
343. These two hacked
the vault 30 minutesCopy !req
344. after you all
started hypersleep.Copy !req
345. So Jimmy's still alive?Copy !req
346. Fuck him!
Where the hell is our money?Copy !req
347. They bought a yacht.
It's on Blackjack 9.Copy !req
348. They weren't very discreet.Copy !req
349. Why would they be?Copy !req
350. They thought you'd be asleep
for the next 200 years.Copy !req
351. Little asshole.Copy !req
352. When you woke up,
we thought Jimmy'd grownCopy !req
353. into a thoughtful, kind man.Copy !req
354. - We were so happy.
- This guy?Copy !req
355. They were nice,
so I was nice back.Copy !req
356. Try it sometime, Morty.Copy !req
357. Sorry to be the "money" guy,Copy !req
358. but our cash is
on a casino planetCopy !req
359. and we're all
just standing here?Copy !req
360. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
361. All that money did is tear you
apart— from your friends,Copy !req
362. your neighbors,
even your old home.Copy !req
363. But now you can go to
a whole new world as equals.Copy !req
364. A place where you can live—Copy !req
365. Son of a bitch.
They're already gone.Copy !req
366. Damn it. I was about
to tie it all together.Copy !req
367. Space race, Morty! Let's go!Copy !req
368. Gonna pay off med school,
baby!Copy !req
369. - Aah!
- Time of death is now!Copy !req
370. Hey!Copy !req
371. T-They're gonna kill
each other for that money, Rick!Copy !req
372. Why didn't
we take your car?Copy !req
373. Constellatio gift
from a rich uncle.Copy !req
374. Be rude not to take it.Copy !req
375. Ha ha!
I never believed in God!Copy !req
376. I do believe in God!
I do believe in God!Copy !req
377. Chachaco, when I met you,Copy !req
378. you were scooping
hot steamers out of a pipe.Copy !req
379. So I saved you.Copy !req
380. Now blow some working-class
luck on these dice, amigo.Copy !req
381. Wa-ho! Jimmy!Copy !req
382. All the money goes
to the 11-year-oldCopy !req
383. and his best friend.
- Yeah!Copy !req
384. Hey, turn up the TV.Copy !req
385. A massive space race
is under way,Copy !req
386. apparently chasing down a large
fortune of stolen money.Copy !req
387. Glizop is live with the story.
Glizop?Copy !req
388. Tim, I'm here at the scene,
where I'm gonna be rich!Copy !req
389. I quit! Aah! Snap!Copy !req
390. Wish he didn't do that.
Those mics are expensive.Copy !req
391. In any case, here's a picture
of the suspected thieves.Copy !req
392. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- Shit! Oh, man! Oh, God!Copy !req
393. Ah, farts!
It's my dumb parents!Copy !req
394. Punch it, Chachaco!
Load up the hypercoal!Copy !req
395. Hey! I gotta pay for those!Copy !req
396. And soon I can!Copy !req
397. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
398. You're a terrible doctor!Copy !req
399. Tell that to my money!Copy !req
400. I will!Copy !req
401. That money can't bring back
Lizzy,Copy !req
402. but it can buy another monkey
that I will also name Lizzy.Copy !req
403. Thank you, New Lizzy.Copy !req
404. I'm driving the ship!Copy !req
405. I'm finally driving the ship!Copy !req
406. Uhhhhhh! Riiiiiick!Copy !req
407. Okay.
Think he found a shortcut?Copy !req
408. No, he's just nuts.Copy !req
409. My favorite part of the job—
escalating situations.Copy !req
410. Hey!
The race hasn't started yet!Copy !req
411. Kinda bummed to leave
that race behind.Copy !req
412. Thought we'd end up winning it
by accident.Copy !req
413. Oh! Chicken coop cluster!Copy !req
414. It's all coops!
Wall-to-wall coops!Copy !req
415. Why would you roll
the windows down?Copy !req
416. I wanted
the full experience.Copy !req
417. You have the right
to remain poor!Copy !req
418. You have the right
to shut up!Copy !req
419. - Rick, there's too many of 'em!
- Smoke 'em if you got 'em!Copy !req
420. Oh, man!
They're on our ass!Copy !req
421. I'll eat dirt for pennies.Copy !req
422. Why is this old dude
wearing my Constellatio suit?Copy !req
423. You don't deserve
Karen and Doug!Copy !req
424. Eat a dick!Copy !req
425. Ow! Blue-collar guys
always have an arm.Copy !req
426. Oh, I'm gonna be so grounded!Copy !req
427. We prepared for this,
Jimmy.Copy !req
428. Kiss the back of my head.Copy !req
429. You little brat!Copy !req
430. You can't hit me!
I'm a kid!Copy !req
431. I can't hit you.
You're old.Copy !req
432. Back!Copy !req
433. I'd hold on to something,
Rick.Copy !req
434. You wouldn't.Copy !req
435. - I-I can reach it!
- Leave it, Guffy!Copy !req
436. We'll steal more!Copy !req
437. Nooo!Copy !req
438. God damn it!
We were right there!Copy !req
439. These people will
never stop killing each otherCopy !req
440. for this dumb shit.Copy !req
441. It's over, Rick.Copy !req
442. Chachaco, you funny bastard.Copy !req
443. All our wealth—Copy !req
444. It's gone.Copy !req
445. Ah, screw it.
I've come this far.Copy !req
446. What's that lunatic doing?Copy !req
447. Taking our money!Copy !req
448. I made it way worse.Copy !req
449. - Jimmy!
- You're in big trouble, mister!Copy !req
450. How could you rob
your own parents?Copy !req
451. I'm sorry!Copy !req
452. I thought it'd be funny
if you guys woke upCopy !req
453. and thought I turned into
a monkey.Copy !req
454. - In 200 years?
- You're a piece of shit!Copy !req
455. You are a piece of shit.Copy !req
456. Stay out of this, fake son!Copy !req
457. Ohh, Jimmy, you're a fuck up.Copy !req
458. But we always threw cash
at the problem.Copy !req
459. Now that we just have
these gold bars,Copy !req
460. we'll have to throw ourselves.Copy !req
461. Dad? I owe money
to some baaad people.Copy !req
462. I set the navigation
to a nearby inhabitable planet.Copy !req
463. Also gave everyone
a compliance chip.Copy !req
464. Y-You can finally get
that fresh start.Copy !req
465. We'll be fine as long
as these poor idiots don't—Copy !req
466. Not so fun, is it, you Takey?
Aah!Copy !req
467. And if you remove those chips,
you will die.Copy !req
468. Thanks... uh, Rick, right?Copy !req
469. Yeah. Sorry for pretending
to be a deformed versionCopy !req
470. of your dead son
and try to rob you.Copy !req
471. That's pretty messed up
in hindsight.Copy !req
472. It's messed up
in any sight.Copy !req
473. Rick, in only two days,
you were a better sonCopy !req
474. than Jimmy ever was.Copy !req
475. I can hear you!Copy !req
476. Shut up, Jimmy! Aah!Copy !req
477. Yeah, shut
your fucking mouth! Aah!Copy !req
478. Using all our money to pay off
your goddamn loan sharks!Copy !req
479. You suck, Jimmy!Copy !req
480. - Ah, I wish you were never born!
- We're putting you up for adoption!Copy !req
481. You're a loser! Aah!Copy !req
482. Welp.
The treasure is gone.Copy !req
483. And there were massive
casualties on both sides.Copy !req
484. Still, I think we did good.Copy !req
485. Right?Copy !req
486. Rick? Y-You okay?Copy !req
487. Guess it's true—Copy !req
488. You can choose your friends, but
you can't choose your family.Copy !req
489. But I am family.Copy !req
490. And you did choose me.Copy !req
491. Yeah, it's a stupid quote.Copy !req
492. Cryo-ship detected.
Class— medical.Copy !req
493. They typically have some
pretty good drugs in those.Copy !req
494. Okay.
But five minutes, tops.Copy !req
495. And y-you can't hog
all the drugs this time.Copy !req
496. Sold!Copy !req
497. 5 million to call.Copy !req
498. New Lizzy,
think about this.Copy !req
499. That's all our money.
We were gonna start a new life.Copy !req
500. Ah, Jesus,
you dumb fucking monkey.Copy !req
501. Three of a kind
to the lizard man.Copy !req
502. And a full house
for the monkey!Copy !req
503. New Lizzy! Holy fuck,
I always knew you could do it.Copy !req
504. God, I love you!Copy !req
505. It's days like these that
remind me why I got into this.Copy !req
506. Did you get any of that?Copy !req