1. Hey, bud, wanna decorate
some Easter basketsCopy !req
2. with your old man?Copy !req
3. What? No.
I-I'm streaming on Twitch.Copy !req
4. "Fortnite"
just added JFK.Copy !req
5. Maybe we could fill
some baskets with jelly beans,Copy !req
6. you know,
get our tradition on?Copy !req
7. I've gotta pack
for spring break.Copy !req
8. Also, Jelly Bean
is a slur.Copy !req
9. Come on, Beth.
The kids are growing up.Copy !req
10. Maybe you and I can hide
some eggs one last time?Copy !req
11. I don't need the house smelling
like egg farts, Jerry.Copy !req
12. Rick. Oh...Copy !req
13. You know what?
Never mind.Copy !req
14. Doesn't anyone
celebrate Easter anymore?Copy !req
15. I-I don't wanna force people to
go to church or anything, but—Copy !req
16. Can you even tell me
what Easter is about?Copy !req
17. It's when Christ
was born.Copy !req
18. Or was murdered, maybe.
I dunno.Copy !req
19. But we eat candy to remember.
It's important.Copy !req
20. Jerry, if it wasn't for
the aisle at Costco,Copy !req
21. you wouldn't even know
it was happening.Copy !req
22. Yeah, Dad.Copy !req
23. Example—
When's Christmas?Copy !req
24. December 25th.Copy !req
25. And what's
today's date?Copy !req
26. Uh, Ap-Ap-April.Copy !req
27. Look, I want to be
a good dad, okay?Copy !req
28. And— And I know
that you gottaCopy !req
29. go straight up the middle
to do that.Copy !req
30. If Easter is fading
from our family, that's bad.Copy !req
31. So, who's coming with me
to get some egg dye?Copy !req
32. Guess that just means
more candy for Jer.Copy !req
33. Aaah!Copy !req
34. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
35. Oh, my God,
are you ok— Ahhhghh!Copy !req
36. Oh, my God, what a terrible time
to have eaten so much candy.Copy !req
37. Arghhhh!Copy !req
38. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
39. I'm not trying
to kill you with vomit!Copy !req
40. I'm just so scared.
Agghh!Copy !req
41. Please, please tell me
this isn't who I think it is.Copy !req
42. Well, do you know of any other
bipedal humanoid rabbits?Copy !req
43. Oh, my God,
I killed the Easter Bunny.Copy !req
44. Along with the hopes and dreams
of children everywhere.Copy !req
45. Summer. Share those jokes
with me in private.Copy !req
46. Rick,
what does this mean?Copy !req
47. Not sure.
I have a few questions.Copy !req
48. Did you puke on it
to try and kill it?Copy !req
49. - No!
- I have no more questions.Copy !req
50. Huh.Copy !req
51. This necklace is German,
13th century.Copy !req
52. Shows permafrost
damage and—Copy !req
53. Feel my heart. It's beating
a million beats per second!Copy !req
54. Sweetie, calm down.
Have a glass of water.Copy !req
55. - Breathe.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
56. Whew, you're right.
It's fine.Copy !req
57. - Uh, Dad.
- Mm!Copy !req
58. Right, water.
I came in here for water.Copy !req
59. Fucking glass
doesn't work.Copy !req
60. Dad,
what is happening?Copy !req
61. Well, for the first time ever,
Jerry accomplished something.Copy !req
62. We should remember him this way,
in case we lose him.Copy !req
63. Lose him?Copy !req
64. Mutagenesis.
Cellular transformation,Copy !req
65. metastatic spread,
rapidly acceleratingCopy !req
66. with a deadline of...Copy !req
67. 48 hours from now.Copy !req
68. That's Easter.
Unless it's next weekend?Copy !req
69. Doesn't anyone have
a calendar app?Copy !req
70. I have holidays
turned off.Copy !req
71. Oh, yeah, no,
he-here it is.Copy !req
72. Google says
it's this weekend.Copy !req
73. Well, I truly thought
Easter was a zero holiday,Copy !req
74. but, Jerry,
you've been...Copy !req
75. Easter Claused.Copy !req
76. Oh, no.Copy !req
77. Wait. What?Copy !req
78. Rick, that doesn't
make sense.Copy !req
79. The title of the movie
is based on the punCopy !req
80. - of Santa's last name.
- Did you understand what I meant?Copy !req
81. If so, then it made
plenty of sense.Copy !req
82. Aah!Copy !req
83. This is
a mitogen deterrent,Copy !req
84. should slow down
the transformation.Copy !req
85. Beth, you stay with Jerry.
Morty, you're with me.Copy !req
86. We're gonna Dan Brown
that German necklace.Copy !req
87. Hell yeah,
E-Easter adventure!Copy !req
88. - Summer.
- Daytona?Copy !req
89. Exactly.
Get shitfaced, go insane.Copy !req
90. Here's a fake ID
and a second alcohol stomach.Copy !req
91. I want you to do some molly
and throw up in a pool.Copy !req
92. - No, no. Don't.
- I fuckin' love you, Grandpa Rick.Copy !req
93. Come on, Morty,
to the Alps!Copy !req
94. Let's Indiana Jones!Copy !req
95. Ah. Recent thaw.Copy !req
96. This altitude
should be permafrost.Copy !req
97. God, I do not wanna say
"climate change" on this show.Copy !req
98. I don't know which way
Zaslav voted.Copy !req
99. You think
that giant rabbit unfrozeCopy !req
100. because of SUVs and, uh...
cig-cig-cigarettes?Copy !req
101. Yes, Morty, it unfroze
because of cigarettes.Copy !req
102. You ever see "Iceman,"
Morty?Copy !req
103. '80s flick?
Timothy Hutton?Copy !req
104. The '80s were
forever ago, Rick.Copy !req
105. "Encino Man"?Copy !req
106. - You're old.
- You're old.Copy !req
107. - Fuck you, Morty.
- Fuck you, Rick!Copy !req
108. Eh, fuck you!
You're old and gay.Copy !req
109. You can't say that
anymore!Copy !req
110. Let's see
if the locals know anything.Copy !req
111. Whoa, ch-check out
this Wicker Man-looking place.Copy !req
112. German Easter is
a little less chocolate-centric.Copy !req
113. Say what you want
about America,Copy !req
114. but we get
a few things right.Copy !req
115. Whoa.
It's a big Easter egg.Copy !req
116. Looks like it's
from Andromeda.Copy !req
117. Why would aliens
care about a holidayCopy !req
118. we don't even
care about?Copy !req
119. I dunno, but we're not the
only ones looking for answers.Copy !req
120. Check out these nerds.Copy !req
121. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
122. Space Christians?Copy !req
123. I-Isn't that a conflict
of interest?Copy !req
124. Hey, don't scan me.
I'll scan you.Copy !req
125. Easter Rabbit DNA.Copy !req
126. He's clearly
made contact with it.Copy !req
127. My scan says
you shit standing up.Copy !req
128. Says it gets
on your legs.Copy !req
129. Where is the rabbit?Copy !req
130. Oh, a cross gun.
That's dumb.Copy !req
131. Nobody needs
to get hurt.Copy !req
132. I'm sure
I'll be fine.Copy !req
133. Aah!Copy !req
134. Aah!Copy !req
135. Aren't you guys
on Easter's side?Copy !req
136. What the hell
is happening?Copy !req
137. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
138. The egg is damaged.Copy !req
139. But now we know
where it's from.Copy !req
140. Andromeda!Copy !req
141. Go there and destroy all
the containment eggs except one.Copy !req
142. We'll capture
the rabbit here.Copy !req
143. And then
Easter will be finished.Copy !req
144. Ahh.Copy !req
145. They got the egg.Copy !req
146. H-How will we know
where to go?Copy !req
147. Morty, it's one word.
We just said it.Copy !req
148. Andromeda.Copy !req
149. Alright!
To Amadahbra!Copy !req
150. Are you...
Are you messing with me?Copy !req
151. Beth.
Please let me out.Copy !req
152. Rick put you in there
for a reason, sweetie.Copy !req
153. Ugh, I feel fine!
I need to pee.Copy !req
154. I just want... five minutes...
to stretch my legs!Copy !req
155. Whoa. Heh.
Your arms.Copy !req
156. I know.
They ripped through my shirt!Copy !req
157. I'm telling you,
I feel amazing.Copy !req
158. Like, I feel like
I could...Copy !req
159. Holy shit. I feel so shallow
for how turned on I am.Copy !req
160. See? I'm solid.Copy !req
161. And so are you.Copy !req
162. - Oh.
- Have I ever told youCopy !req
163. you're the hottest woman
I could imagine?Copy !req
164. Am I this easy?
I think I'm this easy.Copy !req
165. I don't tell you enough.
I don't see you.Copy !req
166. But I see you now.Copy !req
167. Or as the Na'vi
put it...Copy !req
168. We gotta wash
these sheets.Copy !req
169. How 'bout one more go
before they dry?Copy !req
170. Uch, Jesus!Copy !req
171. - What?
- What?Copy !req
172. Jerry, you've got a boil
on your back,Copy !req
173. and there's hair
inside it!Copy !req
174. I'm sorry, just—Copy !req
175. I cwath thu
fwack you.Copy !req
176. Jerry? Your tooth.Copy !req
177. Huh.
Would you look at that?Copy !req
178. Oh, there's another one.
Oh!Copy !req
179. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
180. My mouth feels weird
in the middle.Copy !req
181. Okay,
back in the prism.Copy !req
182. No!
So— So what?Copy !req
183. A few teeth fell out while
we wait for Rick to get back.Copy !req
184. Why is that
such a big dea—Copy !req
185. Jerry!Copy !req
186. My legs!
Oh, my God, my legs!Copy !req
187. They're broken!Copy !req
188. Wait, they're—
they're fine!Copy !req
189. Better than fine.Copy !req
190. Wow! Look at this, babe.
Look!Copy !req
191. Just calm down.
We'll, uh—Copy !req
192. W-We'll get you
more lettuce.Copy !req
193. Why are you being such a drag
about this?Copy !req
194. - You're scaring me.
- And you're bumming me out.Copy !req
195. If you're gonna be such a prude,
I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
196. Jerry!
Jerry, come back!Copy !req
197. Rick, are we
in the right place?Copy !req
198. Yeah.Copy !req
199. Trying to work out
the big mythology here,Copy !req
200. and all I'm getting is
H.R. Giger meets Coachella.Copy !req
201. Okay, Rick, so, it looks
like there's a space oyster,Copy !req
202. - and it hypnotizes animals with its pearl—
- Uh, no. Stop. Stop.Copy !req
203. I was just makin'
a hypothesis!Copy !req
204. You know,
trying out some science?Copy !req
205. Here's science.Copy !req
206. The Easter Rabbit's
an alien.Copy !req
207. They send it to planets
in an egg.Copy !req
208. If you kill it,
you become it.Copy !req
209. Okay, well,
explain this, then.Copy !req
210. Easy.Copy !req
211. The rabbit is some kind
of pheromonal catalyst.Copy !req
212. L-Looks like it makes
everyone have sexCopy !req
213. until the planet gets
overpopulated and collapses.Copy !req
214. It's fuck-based
terraforming!Copy !req
215. Shit, duck!Copy !req
216. Whoa, Rick,
d-do you see that?Copy !req
217. Yeah. It has a butt
where its dick should be.Copy !req
218. - Rick.
- Morty.Copy !req
219. Its butt
is in the front.Copy !req
220. Ooooh,
these must be the guysCopy !req
221. who move in after the rabbit's
done its stuff.Copy !req
222. Have you seen any of them
turn around yet?Copy !req
223. - Is it in the back?
- Stop it.Copy !req
224. - Prepare to meet your maker!
- Huh?Copy !req
225. Christ guys
hate the bald guys?Copy !req
226. What is the lore?
Who do we help?Copy !req
227. Neither!
We're gonna third party!Copy !req
228. He's going for the last egg!Copy !req
229. Stop the dentist!Copy !req
230. Aah!Copy !req
231. Shit!Copy !req
232. Aah!Copy !req
233. H-How are we
getting off this planet, Rick?Copy !req
234. Same way they do.Copy !req
235. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
236. Those are ships?Copy !req
237. Oh, I've seen this
on TV.Copy !req
238. - Th-They're on Earth!
- Yep.Copy !req
239. On Easter Island.Copy !req
240. Suppose that might've been
a good place to start.Copy !req
241. Sir... mission successful.Copy !req
242. We didn't get an egg.Copy !req
243. The old man and his young son
escaped with it.Copy !req
244. Why did you say
mission successful, then?Copy !req
245. I dunno.
I'm dying.Copy !req
246. Kinda wanted to go out
on a high—Copy !req
247. He was here.Copy !req
248. Now...
where did he go?Copy !req
249. Can't believe you're here
after that motorcycle accidentCopy !req
250. you clearly just
walked away from.Copy !req
251. Yeah, buddy.
I respect you.Copy !req
252. You respect me enough
to have sex with that guy?Copy !req
253. What? No!Copy !req
254. But maybe I could give him
a little smooch.Copy !req
255. Whoa,
what's going on?Copy !req
256. Have sex with someone!Copy !req
257. How 'bout a dry hump
instead?Copy !req
258. Good enough.Copy !req
259. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
260. Powers growing.Copy !req
261. Societal collapse
imminent!Copy !req
262. Oh, yeah. Oh.Copy !req
263. Freeze,
abomination!Copy !req
264. No! No!Copy !req
265. Must collapse society!Copy !req
266. Not today, cupcake.Copy !req
267. Aaah! Rick!Copy !req
268. I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot here.Copy !req
269. Christrooper General
Reinhard Kincaid.Copy !req
270. The truth is,
we both want the same thing.Copy !req
271. We both want you
to shut up?Copy !req
272. Cute.
Let me tell you a story.Copy !req
273. My species
does not like sex.Copy !req
274. Is that...
the whole story?Copy !req
275. We think it's gross.Copy !req
276. I don't like seeing it
in movies or TV.Copy !req
277. It upsets me when they
reference it in pop songs.Copy !req
278. - Wow.
- 2,000 years ago,Copy !req
279. we sent a Trooper here
to kill your rabbit.Copy !req
280. But Earth crucified him.Copy !req
281. Whoa. That is not
how we tell that story.Copy !req
282. Look,
you have the egg.Copy !req
283. We have...Copy !req
284. - Dad?
- Shut up.Copy !req
285. Mo-o-o-rty!Copy !req
286. He's gonna
break through!Copy !req
287. Holy shit.Copy !req
288. Jerry.
You in there?Copy !req
289. Come on, let's get you home
and un-Easter-Clause you.Copy !req
290. There is no Jerry.Copy !req
291. Only Bunny.
Kiss.Copy !req
292. - Gross, dude.
- Dad! We saw the murals.Copy !req
293. You don't think the first thing
we would doCopy !req
294. is inoculate ourselves?Copy !req
295. Yeah,
this is a low.Copy !req
296. Sex!Copy !req
297. Have baby.Copy !req
298. Cram penis.Copy !req
299. Spill juice.Copy !req
300. Time to make fuuuuck!Copy !req
301. - Aah!
- Beth!Copy !req
302. Aah!Copy !req
303. J-Jerry?Copy !req
304. Aah!Copy !req
305. Jerry! I want to have sex
with you, not this.Copy !req
306. Jerry monster?Copy !req
307. No!Copy !req
308. So sorry.Copy !req
309. I'm sorry, Beth.Copy !req
310. What have I become?Copy !req
311. It's okay.Copy !req
312. You just wanted to celebrate
a holiday with your family.Copy !req
313. Now you know
never to do that again.Copy !req
314. Get back!
Can't control it!Copy !req
315. I know what to do.Copy !req
316. Anyway, that's the whole plot
of "Prometheus."Copy !req
317. Wow!
Sounds memorable!Copy !req
318. H-How'd we even start
talking about that?Copy !req
319. I dunno, Morty. Sometimes
I just get on tangents.Copy !req
320. You think you've won.Copy !req
321. But we sent our best man,
and he couldn't do the job.Copy !req
322. Do you truly think
you're better than the Christ?Copy !req
323. Ugh. This guy doesn't even die
when he's dead.Copy !req
324. Your planet will be,
how do you say it,Copy !req
325. fucked out.Copy !req
326. Ho.Copy !req
327. Okay,
now he's dead.Copy !req
328. He's sleeping.Copy !req
329. Do we...
need to kill him?Copy !req
330. We can go.
He's on an island without legs.Copy !req
331. Morty, remind me to delete
the Ring cams after this.Copy !req
332. It's like that thing
you told me about,Copy !req
333. - the— the rat thing.
- Rat thing?Copy !req
334. You told me once
about an experiment with rats.Copy !req
335. When I was, "wasting time
brushing my hair."Copy !req
336. Rat utopia! Morty!
I-It's exactly like that.Copy !req
337. That's—
You did science!Copy !req
338. Good job.
Nice little mini-arc.Copy !req
339. And all it took
was a trip to Amadahbra!Copy !req
340. He's in the garage.Copy !req
341. And unless you guys
just jerked aroundCopy !req
342. for the last 48 hours,
you know how to fix this.Copy !req
343. - He's my grandson!
- We didn't jerk anything!Copy !req
344. I made a vaccine.Copy !req
345. Can't... hold it... in!Copy !req
346. Thank god
we already had sex.Copy !req
347. When he was
a person.Copy !req
348. Alright, I'm gonna extract the
rabbit particles into this eggCopy !req
349. without killing Jerry.Copy !req
350. Do not touch the beam
or you'll become the bunny.Copy !req
351. And I'm guessing it'll be fast,
because it's...Copy !req
352. Easter.Copy !req
353. Ugh, what now?Copy !req
354. Ooh! It's a—
It's a butt guy!Copy !req
355. Morty, I saw his back part!
He's got a—Copy !req
356. Rick,
there's no time!Copy !req
357. Aah!Copy !req
358. Shit!Copy !req
359. Guuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhh!Copy !req
360. Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
361. Mom!Copy !req
362. Aah!Copy !req
363. Agh!
God, I hate Easter!Copy !req
364. Aaah!Copy !req
365. Beth, are you okay?Copy !req
366. - Jerry.
- I'm so sorry!Copy !req
367. I have to fix this.Copy !req
368. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
369. Oh, fuck!
Fuck!Copy !req
370. It's in the Butt Guy!Copy !req
371. Whoa!
It's that guy!Copy !req
372. How did you
get here?Copy !req
373. I took
the big stone ship.Copy !req
374. But I landed downtown,
so then I took a bus.Copy !req
375. Then I put the egg back
in the splitterCopy !req
376. after he dropped it
in front of meCopy !req
377. and patched the egg
with a piece from that mosaic.Copy !req
378. Then I used that to get
the bunny out of the butt guyCopy !req
379. into the egg,
which you guys saw,Copy !req
380. and now we're
in the present.Copy !req
381. Everyone stopped
having sex.Copy !req
382. It's— It's beautiful.Copy !req
383. You can keep the egg.
We're done here.Copy !req
384. What am I gonna do
with this?Copy !req
385. I dunno.
Use it as art?Copy !req
386. What do people do on your planet
if they're not having sex?Copy !req
387. I'm so glad you asked.Copy !req
388. We weren't
actually asking.Copy !req
389. Get off our lawn.Copy !req
390. Alright, I can do it.Copy !req
391. Just give me a moment.Copy !req
392. - Turn away. Turn away.
- Who—Copy !req
393. - Who was that?
- Honestly, Mom, don't ask.Copy !req
394. The less we know about holidays
the better.Copy !req
395. Well said, son.
Well said.Copy !req
396. That should do it.Copy !req
397. I-I'm happy we did all the other
religious holidays off-screen.Copy !req
398. Wait, did we just live
through a whole calendar year?Copy !req
399. Is Summer still at
spring break?Copy !req
400. You wanna
do more poppers?Copy !req
401. No, I'm tired.Copy !req
402. How long
have we been here?Copy !req
403. I think it's December.Copy !req
404. Spring break!Copy !req
405. Sunblock, trading sunblock
for flip-flops!Copy !req
406. We've got shots.
Tequila shots, Vodka shots.Copy !req
407. Tetanus shots!Copy !req
408. Shit.
Gotta go see Madison.Copy !req
409. Do you have a tribute?Copy !req
410. Madison! I've brought you
this epic gram of mushrooms.Copy !req
411. "Epic"?
What are you, 30?Copy !req
412. - Get the hell out of my tent.
- No!Copy !req
413. What did you bring her?Copy !req
414. Weed gummies,
and I found a PopSocket.Copy !req
415. - Hey!
- Madison! I brought you a PopSocket!Copy !req
416. That's mine!
Give it back!Copy !req
417. Ugh, drama.Copy !req
418. Exile them to the
Best Western pool area.Copy !req
419. Hold up.Copy !req
420. What's the story
on that bracelet?Copy !req
421. After I realized
spring break only endsCopy !req
422. if your parents
pick you up,Copy !req
423. I holed up with
another forgotten girl I met.Copy !req
424. Me and Brittany lived on jello
shots until her teeth fell out.Copy !req
425. She didn't have a second stomach
just for alcohol.Copy !req
426. She didn't make it.Copy !req
427. I wear her teeth
to remember.Copy !req
428. They're yours
if you want 'em.Copy !req
429. Tight.
This girl is my new bestie.Copy !req
430. - Hell yeah.
- Let's do poppers!Copy !req
431. Hell... yeah.Copy !req
432. Debra. My love.
I voyaged across the stars.Copy !req
433. And I've realized one thing
above all others.Copy !req
434. I want to make love
to my wife.Copy !req
435. What?
Sex is gross.Copy !req
436. Are you sure?Copy !req
437. It doesn't weird me out
anymore.Copy !req
438. I sort of got to see it
up close.Copy !req
439. You've been gone for 20 years.
You came back in half.Copy !req
440. What am I gonna fuck,Copy !req
441. that bone that's sticking out
of your body?Copy !req
442. Also, what is that?
I didn't ask for a big egg.Copy !req
443. It's got an immortal
bunny spirit in it.Copy !req
444. - Does that turn you on?
- No. Absolutely not.Copy !req
445. Drag yourself
somewhere else.Copy !req
446. I have lived my life poorly.Copy !req
447. Did you get any of that?Copy !req